Disguised as a man to become a god

Chapter 199 I was molested

Are there any benefits?Are there any benefits? ~
I racked my brains and thought.

Suddenly, Xiao Ye's face magnified in front of my eyes, so close that I could feel my nose grinding my nose. I was stunned for a moment, my mind went blank.

Then I saw him plucking my hair, blowing lightly in my ears, and my ears were itchy.

"How about you make a promise with your body?"

The words spoken are even more ambiguous.

But at this time, I don't know, the actions of the two are also unusually ambiguous.

I lay in his arms, turned my head and looked up at him; and he, with a smile on his mouth, looked at me with lowered eyebrows, his eyes were full of expressions.

sizzle...

Sparkling.

Yan Qipa: The two of them... are they related?

The two bodyguards hugged each other tightly: Oye... the one who makes fun of Ji Shenma is the cutest.

After a long while, I came back to my senses.

He elbowed back hard, and then cursed, "Xu...Xu your sister!"

Sleepy but smiling.

I became even more annoyed.

Just now~ I was molested by his language!
Immediately, the Sleeping God uttered a word lightly. "Do you still want my help?"

I immediately broke into pieces, lowered my eyebrows and looked pleasing to the eye.
Molesting God, those are just floating clouds~
However, I smirked, and said with the little bit of integrity left, "But, I don't want an ally now, I want you to be my bodyguard, in short, just to run errands!"

"Okay." Sleeping God readily agreed.

I am very happy.

Suddenly, it felt like someone was pinching my nose.

At a glance, Sleeping God, with a lazy smile, pinched my nose gently, with a touch of intimacy.

...I realized belatedly that I was molested again!

This time it's still action teasing! !
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<Beauty Cultivation Program>
Starting today, it officially begins.

Transformation one: bad breath.

Bad breath, this is really a big problem.

First, laser deodorization.

Furthermore, try all kinds of mouthwashes.

Finally, brush your teeth in the morning, afternoon and evening every day.

scene shot:
Yan Ruyu wailed: Ah... brushing teeth is so troublesome!
Two bodyguards: Miss, we are here to help you.

Scrub brush, scrub brush, 1,2,3, [-], [-], go...

I appeared out of nowhere and kicked two bodyguards away: Brush your teeth by yourself, you can lose weight!

Transformation two: garlic.

It is forbidden to eat any garlic at any time and any place!
scene shot:

Yan Ruyu, feeling weak: ahhhh...I want to eat garlic, I want to eat garlic!

Two bodyguards, sneaking, sneaking, handed one: miss, shh~ this is what we secretly hid.

Yan Ruyu was overjoyed, took it, and was about to chew it.

I, standing behind her ghostly, stretched out my hand: confiscated!

then float away~
Yan Ruyu suddenly became sick.

The two bodyguards patted their shoulders reassuringly: "Miss, we still have one hidden, this is the last one, please eat slowly."

As a result, I drifted past ghostly again.

"Confiscation!"

I don't forget to order my "personal bodyguard" - the god of sleep.

"Take the two of them out and give them a K. It's fine if they're half dead."

Immediately, there was a scream.

Transformation three: lose weight.

First: Confiscation of snacks.

Again: each meal is balanced in nutrition, and it is not allowed to eat only meat and no vegetables.

Finally: running, 3000 meters.

Scene shot one:

Yan Ruyu, who is addicted to meat: I still want to eat meat, I still want to eat meat.

The two bodyguards walked forward cautiously and furtively.

I, stare hard.Standing beside him was a tall, mighty, burly bodyguard.

Thinking of the pain in the past, the two bodyguards suddenly trembled and mourned silently: miss, I'm sorry.

(End of this chapter)