Disguised as a man to become a god

Chapter 70
House leak happens to rain all night~
When people are unlucky, they will choke when they drink water~
Sure enough, I never said that!

Ahem... No, I was choked!

Event review:

time: some day

Location: somewhere

Character: Me, Little Kid.

I was drinking water, and the little kid pulled me aside mysteriously.

"Hey, what's the matter? What's the matter?"

"Hmm... um..." He stammered, with an unknown blush on his face.

"Tsk tsk~~You look like Sichun!" I laughed at him.

"Hmph, that's not it!" His cheeks were bulging.

Finally, after hesitating and hawing for a long time, the little kid explained why he came.

"I'm going to meet someone this weekend, how do you say I should dress up?"

"Girl?" I raised an eyebrow with a smirk.

"Hmm~~" He bowed his head in embarrassment.

"You like her~?"

"Well, I can't say, I'm just curious about her and want to know her."

The little kid described his thoughts.

"Uh... I came to you because I wanted you to help me dress up, because you seem to be more experienced~"

I am embarrassing...

Well, I haven't even dated anyone!

How can there be experience!

This is our illusion~illusion~~
However, I still patted my chest with great loyalty.

"Leave it on me, I promise to make you look handsome ~ the kind of girl who would get a nosebleed at the first glance!"

"Well, thank you~ Obasan."

Oops~~ I'm sorry, little kid!

I put my ears on his.

"Then can you tell me, who are you going to meet? Do I know you~?"

"I met at a ball, you don't know." The little boy shook his head.

"Prom~? What a prom? That girl is also Miss Qianjin~?"

"A masquerade ball! It should be Miss Qianjin~ I don't know too well."

"Masquerade Ball~? Why are you so familiar!" I muttered to myself, holding my chin.

The little brat heard my murmuring with sharp ears and explained.

"It's the masquerade ball I told you about last time! That girl is fool Che's girlfriend."

Stupid Che~?

Such a familiar name!

Uh... No, isn't that what a brat calls Little Chezi?

Xiao Chezi's girlfriend~
masquerade~
Oh...my god!

I remembered!
Then say so~
Isn't it me that the little brat wants to meet the girl?
cough cough...

Ever since, I was choked by the gorgeousness!
I gritted my teeth.

"You actually peeped at his girlfriend! Haven't heard an old Chinese saying: A friend's wife should not be bullied!!"

"Obasan~ I didn't peep! I'm just appreciating~appreciating~~"

"Damn! You are still aboveboard!!"

I slapped him on the head.

"How could that idiot, Little Chezi, agree with you to meet his girlfriend?!"

The little kid smiled slyly.

"You promised me last time that I can order Curly and Stupid Che at any time, regardless of business or private matters! So... I ordered him to bring his girlfriend out on weekends."

Hmm... It seems that he was promised to have the privilege.

You can order Xiao Chezi and Curly at any time~
It seems that I have instructed Xiao Chezi and Curly-to listen to the little boy!
Everything, business or private.

555...

Why did it turn out that I sold myself!

I really want to cry without tears!
It's hard to restrain the urge to kick the little kid away~
It’s hard to wait until the little kid leaves~
Angrily, I dragged little Chezi out!
He is dead!

He is waiting for my "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms"!

Watch how I fix him!

(End of this chapter)