Cat Lord is ready to be captured

Chapter 350
Chu Lihua raised the corners of her lips: "I don't eat fish."

After the words fell, he hugged the girl in his arms horizontally.

All the demon servants: "..."

Ow!The not-feminine lord hugged a fish!Aww!

At the time of You, in Longze Palace, there was a first-quarter moon in the sky, wrapped in gauze, semicircle curved, with a gentle breeze, Cheng Yu scratched her hair that was blown by the wind, and when she probed her head, she saw a little girl carried by her statue into the hall, she was shocked I had to forget to salute for a while, and a cold tone came to my ear at the right time.

"Go get some hot water."

Cheng Yu woke up like a dream, quickly withdrew his presumptuous gaze, lowered his head: "Yes."

Hastily retreated, closed the door, knowing the tastes like jade, and will never disturb the good things of the lord, after all, the lord has not eaten meat for 200 years, the people below need to know something.

A wet little head came out of Chu Lihua's arms: "Why do they all seem to be afraid of you?"

He put her on the soft couch: "Because I am the king."

Tixi: "..."

She remembered, the demon attendant on the bank of the lotus pond who called her Diaoyu called Brother Cat Demon... Your lord!
The father-killer and the savior were caught off guard, and the ball of flour in her chubby head was mixed into a paste on the spot, leaving her dumbfounded.

Chu Lihua smiled, "Why, are you stupid?"

Tixi nodded, like a chicken pecking at rice: "Well, I'm so stupid."

Save the benefactor...kill the father and the enemy...save the benefactor...kill the father and the enemy...

She was dumbfounded, she stared at her round eyes, and was taken aback for a while.

Unable to hold back the upward curve of his mouth, he laughed at her: "Why are you still as stupid as before?" Touching her head, there was a soft light in his eyes, "Alright, I'm smart enough, it doesn't matter if you're stupid. "

Tixi: "..."

Why can't she understand, she might really be a stupid fish.

"Your Majesty." Cheng Yu whispered outside the hall, "Hot water is ready."

Chu Lihua said, go in.

Cheng Yu pushed the door, followed by several demon attendants, all bowed their heads in silence, prepared their bathing things with breathless concentration, pricked up their ears, and looked at their noses, noses, noses, and hearts.

After preparing the hot water, Cheng Yufang asked for instructions: "There is no banshee attendant in Longze Hall, can I go down to the Internal Servant Bureau and call them?"

Chu Lihua said calmly, "No need."

Need not?

Then who will wait for this fat fish master to take a bath?

Cheng Yu was contemplating the holy will when he heard His Majesty's order calmly: "Everyone back down."

Cheng Yu hesitated for a moment, said yes, then backed away, and just turned around——

The elder inside seemed to be coaxing: "Take off the wet clothes."

Cheng Yu: "..."

Tixi: "..."

So, His Majesty wants to personally bathe this fish?Cheng Yu rubbed the twitching corners of his mouth a few times, walked out of the hall without changing his expression, closed the door, then stood guard at the door, and stopped by—perked up his ears to listen to the wall.

Inside, the lights were slightly dim, and the mist in the bath pool blurred the light, blurred the small bronze tripod by the pool, and blurred the ink paintings on the screen. Only the little girl's dark eyes were clean and clear, black and white, as if there was no trace of them. Glass of impurities.

She asked: "Brother Cat Demon, you washed me clean, are you going to eat me?"

Chu Lihua picked her up from the soft couch, walked behind the misty screen in the pool, unconsciously raised the corners of her lips, and said, a little arrogantly: "This king doesn't eat fish."

Tixi blinked her eyes like two small fans, her ignorant little eyes were very focused: "Then do you drink fish head soup? Chopped pepper fish head soup or tofu fish head soup?"

She is a fat-headed fish, so it is most suitable for making fish-head soup.

Chu Lihua: "..."

He thinks fishy, ​​except her!

Being patient, he tried his best to whisper softly: "Do you really want to be eaten?"

Ti Xi shook her head like a rattle: "No." She said with a sincere and serious attitude, "But Brother Cat Demon, you are different. You are my savior, so I will eat it for you."

Revenge is too hard!
Moreover, she doesn't remember her father who died early. She tried her best, but she couldn't share the same hatred with Aunt Dingrong. Really, it's so difficult!
Therefore, she should repay her kindness first. Anyway, she is as fat and beautiful as her, and she will be eaten sooner or later.

Chu Lihua smiled, as if she was pleased by her words.

"I will eat it." His face was dyed a thin crimson color for no reason, and he said, "When Bei Ying puts on red makeup, I will eat you."

Red makeup?

Tixi didn't understand, so she nodded foolishly and said yes.

Chu Lihua hugged her and walked to the bathtub: "Take a bath first." Put her on the ground, let her step on her shoes with bare feet, and asked her, "Can you do it yourself?"

Nod, she will!
Chu Lihua touched her wet head: "Then I'll wait outside—"

Before the words were finished, Tixi jumped up.

"Pfft!"

The water splashed everywhere, and the slim little girl just now disappeared, and a fat fish got its head out of the pool full of petals, with a petal in its mouth: "Brother Cat Demon, this flower smells so fragrant, can I eat it? "

Chu Lihua whose face was splashed with water: "..."

The corners of his mouth were pursed into a line, and he grimaced: "Don't call me Brother Cat Demon, call me Brother Pear Blossom."

The little girl was stunned, with stars hidden in her eyes, blinked, blinked: "Oh, Brother Cat Demon." With a sip of the fish's mouth, he sucked the bright red flower into his mouth, squeaked a few times, and squinted. She closed her eyes and smiled, "What kind of flower is this, it's so sweet~"

Chu Lihua: "..."

I really can't take her!
Turned into a little fat fish, Tixi happily splashed around in the pool, ate a stomach full of bathing flowers, and was humming a little song, extremely happy and satisfied.

Chu Lihua stepped out of the screen, went outside the hall, and called: "Chengyu."

Cheng Yu straightened his expression immediately: "My lord."

"Pass the letter to the king's father and mother, and let them return to Beiying."

Cheng Yu was suspicious for a moment: "Cheng Yu dares to ask, what is the reason?"

There was a three-point smile and seven-point happiness in the words: "This king is getting married."

It's really worthy of being a vigorous and resolute lord, the mother's womb and the young will be fucked when they say they want to, and they will never be muddled, really exciting!Cheng Yu was also very pleased: "Your servant will go and prepare."

"Brother Cat Demon!"

The restless little fat fish inside kept making noises, Chu Lihua responded, twisted a barrier outside the hall and returned to the inner hall.

Ti Xi is rolling on the couch, her smiling eyes are crooked like crescent moons: "Brother Cat Demon, come quickly, the quilt is so soft, let's roll together."

She meowed a few times and rolled around on the jade couch that could accommodate seven or eight people. After a while, her pajamas were ripped into crumpled pieces.

Chu Lihua smiled, feeling a little helpless: "Be quiet, don't roll off."

"No way, don't look at me as fat, I'm flexible!" She kicked her legs triumphantly and rolled hard.

"Boom-"

It rolled to the ground with a loud bang.

Tixi rubbed her forehead, tears welled up in her eyes: "Brother Cat Demon, I seem to have flashed up to my waist."

"..."

Chu Lihua had a sullen face, carefully picked her up, and wanted to teach her, but seeing her teary eyes, she was reluctant to say a word to her, and coaxed her patiently, wanting to see if she fell, and when she touched her, Lihua took her Sobbing in the rain.

"Brother Cat Demon, it hurts." The poor little girl yelled, "Meow~"

Terrible!

Chu Lihua kissed her: "I'll rub it for you."

"Meow."

"Meow."

"..."

The little thing yelled a few times and then became obedient, and fell asleep on the couch, probably his back was rubbed comfortably, and he groaned a few times in his dream, sleeping very soundly.On the other hand, Chu Lihua didn't sleep all night, rubbing the little fat fish's waist all night.

Looking at the sky turning pale outside the window, he laughed, his eyes were filled with love and fainted, and the black shadow was so heavy that he couldn't let go, he leaned over and pecked the little girl's head.

"You are so stupid, you can't lose it again in the future."

Otherwise, he would be worried to death.

It was three poles high in the sun, and the spring was bright and beautiful. A light ray of sunlight leaked in through the half-opened window, and sprinkled the ground with broken gold.

In the empty sleeping hall, the aroma was wafting from the copper stove, peaceful and quiet, at this moment, a soft and waxy voice sounded.

"Brother Cat Demon."

"Brother Cat Demon."

There was no response, a slippery head emerged from the plain quilt.

The voice was as breathless as a thread: "I'm about to be crushed to death by you..."

Chu Lihua opened his eyes almost immediately, moved his hands slightly, and his tentacles were cold and greasy. He lowered his head, his eyes were full of sleepiness, and he suddenly became clear: "Change back to me immediately!"

In his arms, the slender girl slept all night, and turned into a fat little silver carp again, with her head arched against Chu Lihua's chest, half of the fish's body was pressed by his arms, and she stretched out her soft belly , just woke up, a little confused: "... oh."

Then, she transformed into a human form, and then—she lay naked in his arms, with his arms around her waist.

He withdrew his hand violently, turned his head immediately, and shouted: "Put on your clothes!"

A thin layer of pink had climbed up to the base of the ear at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he was about to be worn to death by this little fairy!

Tixi felt that Brother Cat Demon might not have slept well last night and had a weird temper. She was sensible and considerate, so she didn't blame him for being fierce. She slept very well. She stretched her waist and snorted, then pulled the clothes on the bedside , looked at it for a long time before putting it on the body, tossing and pulling.

Wiping the sweat off her brow, Tixi approached Chu Lihua as if offering a treasure: "Brother Cat Demon, I'm ready."

Chu Lihua turned her head unnaturally, glanced at it, and the corner of her mouth twitched slightly: "...it's off."

Tixi: "..."

She pursed her mouth, didn't move, put on clothes for a while, undressed for a while, she wouldn't listen!
Chu Lihua pinched her swollen little face, there was nothing she could do about it, she coaxed her to be good, pulled her to her side, and took off her messy clothes, and she beat the belt of her little coat The knot was on the outermost layer. He lowered his head and patiently untied it for her.

"Who helped you wear the clothes before?"

Ti Xi obediently did not move: "There is a young lady helping me in Yuxiu Palace, I didn't wear any clothes before that."

Before that, she was not a human being, but a fish.She has fish scales, and they don't even wear clothes. Although she has just learned to change form, she doesn't like the shriveled human body, not as good as her shiny silver fish scales.

Brother Cat Demon seemed unhappy, and suddenly stopped talking.

"Brother Cat Demon, what's wrong with you?"

With a little force, he tore off the strap of his little coat. His tone was a bit awkward, but he couldn't help but say: "From now on, you are not allowed to wear clothes, you are not allowed to change shape casually, and you are not allowed to give food to others."

Even said three are not allowed.

Brother Maoyao took care of him more than Aunt Dingrong, and Aunt Dingrong just didn't let her give the fish fat to others.

She was afraid of making Brother Cat Demon angry, so she was still very obedient: "Got it."

He rubbed her head, turned his eyes away, and put on her clothes. The little thing in his arms was cute, sitting on his lap, with his hands outstretched, and he didn't move around when he helped little girls get dressed.

Today is Tixi's No.70 seven days of being a human being. It turns out that the bellyband of the beautiful red dress is actually worn inside. Aunt Ding Rong didn't teach it, but Brother Mao Yao taught it by example.

After lunch, Brother Cat Demon was going to discuss matters with the ministers. Tixi squinted her eyes after eating and drinking. So comfortable, so she went to the lotus pond to play with the little carp.

The cat demon brother picked a beautiful sister to be her guard, and called Linle, she was a butterfly demon who didn't like to laugh or talk, she looked young, but Linle said she was almost [-].

When playing in the water, the little carp stared at Ti Xi from time to time, curious.

"Tixi, what are you wearing?" Xiaohuali asked.

Tixi poked her head out of the water, and said proudly, "Little golden silk armor." She shook her stomach in the water, and the soft armor wrapped around her belly shone golden in the sun. Tixi said, "My cat demon brother specially asked someone to make this for me. It's the only one that is invulnerable to heaven and earth, but it's a treasure."

Baby is baby, the point is—

The little flower carp was puzzled: "Can you swim well?"

They have fish scales, and they wear gold clothes.

Tixi was also a little distressed: "I can't swim, but my cat demon brother said that you must not wear clothes."

Brother Cat Demon also said that before he learned how to make clothes, he could only make illusions in front of him, and if people could see her belly, he would have to starve her for three days.

The little flower carp thinks deeply, and thinks that Tixi is different, not only being admired by the respected ones, but also wearing gold and silver for glory and wealth in the future, she is a gold and precious fish, a role model among them!

After swimming in the water for a while, a pleasant voice on the bank called Tixi.

"Tixi."

"Tixi."

Tixi flicked her tail, jumped up and took a look, and then said to Xiaohuali: "My cat monster brother called me to eat, I will ask you to paddle next time."

The little flower carp watched her off, and came out of the water to look at the person on the shore who was so honorable that it didn't dare to look directly at it. It had a very beautiful face. It had seen Wang's before, but it was not like now. Wang's expression changed. I can still laugh, and my eyes are like bubbles spit out from the depths of the water, shining brightly, and like the stars reflected in the lotus pond in spring night, it is very beautiful.

Tixi shouted cheerfully: "Brother Cat Demon."

Wang frowned: "Don't call me a cat demon."

Tixi pouted: "But I like it."

Wang Mo took a moment and pursed his lips: "...Then you shout."

Wang He squatted down again, picked up Ti Xi, put his hands in his arms, his movements were careful and gentle, the smile in his eyes deepened, and the stars hidden in the depths became brighter.

"Brother Cat Demon, you are so kind to me. When I gain weight, I will eat it for you." Tixi said, "However, now I can give you my mouth and neck first."

Wang smiled: "Go back to the bedroom and eat again."

Wang hugged Tixi and walked a little farther, but the little flower carp couldn't hear clearly, so it swam over, and when it got closer, it saw Wang holding Tixi in both hands, Wang bowed his head, put his lips on Tixi's mouth, and pecked for a while.

Tixi was as obedient as a dead fish, and didn't move: "Don't you go back to the bedroom and eat again?"

Wang smiled and said, "I can't help it."

Tixi also laughed, slipped her tail out of Wang's arms, flicked it, and slumped on the back of Wang's hand, asking, "Brother Cat Demon, do I eat?"

"Ah."

"I knew it, I'm the fattest and most delicious fish in Mingshan Spring." She was very happy and proud.

Indeed, Tixi is a very plump and tender carp. On this point, 1 little flower carps agree.

I don't know what Tixi yelled, but Wang coaxed her: "Baby, yell again."

The voice is gentle and pleasant, like water in spring, refreshing.

Tixi called out.

"Meow~"

"Meow~"

Uh, meowing?

Little Flower Carp was a little taken aback, Ti Xi could meow!
Wang was very happy. He seemed to like Tixi's meowing, and licked the silver scales on Tixi's head: "It's so cute."

"Meow~"

Little Flower Carp: "..."

She stared at the back that was getting further and further away, and suddenly felt that she might have seen a fake demon king, and clearly the old carp at the bottom of the pond told it that their king is majestic, unsmiling and arrogant.

Well, the king holding Tixi must be a fake.

Tixi lived in Longze Palace for half a month, and the demon attendant asked if it was necessary to build another palace.

Serving the bed every day, the favor is not fading.

Everyone in the Dayang Palace, when they saw Tixi, called out to the little master in a polite manner, but the lord was very strict, so he didn't let people look at him easily. He just expanded the lotus pond in front of the Longze Palace and put the lotus in front of the palace. The fish in the pond were inspected one by one, and most of them were driven away, and then the little master Tixi was allowed to swim in the newly expanded lotus pond.

Not long after, everyone in Dayang Palace knew that there was a treasure hidden in the Longze Palace of His Majesty. He only heard that the Golden House was pampered and doted on the harem, but he didn't know how harmful it was to the country and the people.

On this day, in the Palace of Qingyang, the Venerable Longyan was furious and wanted to start a massacre. He went up to the Great Demon of the Internal Service Bureau, Master Sishang of Yuxiu Palace, and down to the third-class demon servants, all of them were implicated.

Guangcheng Dayao of the Internal Service Bureau has a good relationship with the general Miao Da, and they are brothers who worship him. Therefore, Miao Da went to Longze Temple to bring in reinforcements.

In the distance, Miao Dashi heard the frosty voice in Longze Hall.

"Whoever asks for mercy again will be punished with the same crime."

The coldness and hostility that came to his face caused Miao Da to slow down, but the fat carp little master was not afraid of anything, lifted the bead curtain and entered the hall, calling sweetly: "Brother Cat Demon."

The cat demon elder brother blew away the winter-like air-conditioning in the hall, His Majesty's face turned pale, and all the standing and kneeling ministers and demon servants also breathed a sigh of relief.

Apart from the Demon King Chu Yu, there is another one who can govern Beiying. Now, there is another one.

"Who brought you here?" Chu Lihua got up from her seat, and brought Tixi to her side, her eyes flicked back.

Miao shrank his neck and stepped back, his back felt cold, wishing he could escape to the ground immediately.

"I want to come here by myself." She followed him to the dragon chair on the high platform, sat down next to each other, looked at the standing, kneeling, and lying in the hall, "brother cat demon, what are you doing?" ?”

Those who stood were silent, those who kneeled were sweating, and those who were lying down were naked and rainy.

"You go back and wait for me first, huh?" The ending sound was raised, melodious and sweet, as if he was coaxing her.

Tixi shook her head, but did not leave: "You want to punish them?"

Although she was a young person, she was a bit stupid and didn't understand many things, but her eyes were not too bad, and she could see something unusual.

"They made a mistake." Chu Lihua frowned, "Ask for mercy?"

Ti Xi nodded.

Master Si Shang from Yuxiu Palace is very kind to her, and often gives her dried shrimps to eat. Guangcheng Dayao from the Internal Service Bureau is also a tortoise, just like the tortoise grandfather from Mingshanquan, very kind, her golden silk soft armor is him They did it, and there were a few kneeling demon attendants, some of them recognized and some didn't, but they all had kind faces.

Oh, and she, Sister Huang Ting, was lying on the ground sobbing silently, her clothes were disheveled, revealing her big white breasts.

This is probably what General Miao Da said to her when he came, one person commits a crime, and a group is punished.General Miao Da also said that Huang Ting wanted to fly up the branch, and he had unreasonable thoughts. The demon Guangcheng and Lord Si Shang didn't guard against it, and put something that shouldn't be put into Qingyang Hall, polluting it. His Majesty's eyes.

Although Tixi is stupid and ignorant of world affairs, she can understand right and wrong, right and wrong.

She turned her head: "Brother Cat Demon, if you spare them, let her be punished alone, okay?" She raised her hand and pointed at Huang Ting.

Chu Lihua responded quickly: "Okay, it's all up to you." She has a good temper, not at all like the indifferent appearance when she was about to kill.

All the people in the hall breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly cast grateful glances at Miao Da, thanks to him for inviting His Majesty's precious lump.

Only the lying beauty was crying like rain, looking at Tixi pitifully: "Sister Tixi..."

Tixi got up from the dragon chair, smiled sweetly at Chu Lihua, then went down the steps with her skirt in hand, walked up to Huang Ting, and squatted down.

She looked at her: "My pearl hairpin, can you return it to me? Originally, I couldn't take it back if I exchanged shrimp crackers with you, but you can't do bad things with it, especially, you used my hairpin to cheat me earlier. Brother Cat Demon."

Huang Ting's expression froze.

Master Si Shang of Yuxiu Palace has sharp eyesight, quick hands and bright heart, and immediately went forward to take off the pearl hairpin from Huang Ting's hair, and handed it to Ti Xi.

Tixi smiled and said thank you, then took the hairpin and sat back beside Chu Lihua, drank the tea in his cup, and stopped talking.

Chu Lihua brushed the hair that fell when she lowered her head.

His little fat fish is not stupid, but he is young and ignorant of human affairs, but he understands black and white, right and wrong.

Turning to look at the palace, Chu Lihua said: "I don't thank you yet."

In a word, amnesty four.

Those who were kneeling hurriedly bowed their heads: "Thank you for your kindness, thank you for your kindness."

Tixi was not used to being kneeled down by many older monsters, so she felt a little embarrassed, and pulled the sleeves of the people around her: "Brother Cat Monster, I'm hungry."

Chu Lihua pulled her up and said, "What do you want to eat?"

"Crystal Shrimp Dumplings."

She likes to eat shrimp, especially like it, and she will not get tired of eating it every time.

Chu Lihua followed her: "I'll do it for you."

He learned a few recipes and made them for her in different ways. He clearly didn't like fireworks in the kitchen, but he wasn't unwilling at all.

Walking into the hall, Chu Lihua paused for a moment, closed her eyes, and said coldly: "Back to the original shape."

Huang Ting's whole body went limp, sobbing loudly.

Back at Longze Palace, Chu Lihua made shrimp dumplings, which were not considered dumplings, but filled with shrimp meat, and he made them into beautiful shapes. No matter what kind of food it is, if he cooks it by hand, he will naturally be no worse than the imperial chef.

Ti Xi liked it very much, and ate four bowls, and that bowl was bigger than her face, and she was full after eating, and she didn't want to take a bath, she only clamored for belly support, and she was paralyzed on the couch, unwilling to move, Chu Lihua had no choice but to, He twisted the hot handkerchief to wipe her hands and face, then took off her shoes and carried her to the couch.

"Can you hold on?"

Tixi was lying on her back, like a dead fish: "Well, it's so strong, my fish belly is about to burst."

Chu Lihua tapped her little head, and scolded her with a straight face: "In the future, you are not allowed to eat so much for dinner." Although he looked unhappy, he still reached out to rub his little ancestor's stomach resignedly.

Ti Xi said yes, no objection.

When eating before, the cat demon brother was not allowed, but she opened her mouth to eat, and the cat demon brother fed it anyway, so Tixi was not afraid at all, she nodded obediently, and promised not to eat it next time, anyway, the cat demon brother could not play tricks on her .

The stomach was rubbed comfortably, she squinted her eyes and moaned for a while, then lay on her stomach, propped her chin and looked at Chu Lihua: "Brother Cat Demon, did I do something wrong? Linle said, you will lose your temper and punish them today." It is to kill one to make an example to others."

But she is not smart enough, and she doesn't understand why she should kill one to make an example to others.

Chu Lihua supported her waist, hugged her to sit up, put her hands on her belly and rubbed gently: "Don't understand?"

Ti Xi nodded.

He said in a soft and deep voice: "That yellow carp covets your seat, and the group of people in Qingyang Hall and Yuxiu Hall neglected their duties and gave her an opportunity, so they must be severely punished, mobilized, and let them know , and let other people know that no one can dream about your seat." Chu Lihua raised her head, "Understood?"

Ti Xi was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "Yeah." She was angry and unhappy, "I knew that Huang Ting wanted you to eat her!"

For a long period of time, she is a newcomer, and she is not yet well versed in the ways of the world and the ulterior motives of the people, and her comprehension is not strong enough. She only understands the phrase "coveting your seat" most profoundly.

She understood that sentence, Huang Ting imagined being like herself, sleeping on the couch of the cat demon brother, eating the shrimp dumplings made by the cat demon brother, becoming a fish raised by the cat demon brother like herself, and then being eaten and monopolized.

Chu Lihua was quite relieved, and patted her head: "Then why didn't you just plead for her?"

"I don't want you to eat other fish. I don't like Huang Ting to bully you." Tixi said in a very serious tone, seeming a little worried, frowned and said, "Brother Cat Demon, I don't want you to eat her mouth , I don’t want you to eat her neck, and I don’t want you to raise her to sleep with her. Other fish can’t do it either. I will give you all to eat, the fish head will be stewed for you to drink, and the fish tail will also be eaten for you, braised in soy sauce or steamed, can you not eat other fish? Also," she looked down timidly with a little confidence He asked in a low voice, "Can you eat me later, I want you to keep me longer."

Like an ignorant but stubborn child, she held his hand timidly, but earnestly and stubbornly.

Chu Lihua suppressed the corners of her mouth that were about to turn up, and said persuasively, "Why don't you like me to eat other fish? Why do you want me to keep you longer?"

Tixi thought for a while, then shook her head blankly: "I don't know." She just became a human being, and her aunt hadn't taught her, so she didn't understand many things.

Chu Lihua hooked the corners of her mouth, very satisfied, the joy on her brows could not be suppressed, she rubbed Tixi's head: "I will teach you in the future, I will teach you all."

She nodded and said yes.

"Tixi."

"Ah."

He suddenly approached, his ears turned slightly red: "I want to teach you something."

Ti Xi was stunned: "What's the matter?"

He was quite unnatural, and his voice was hoarse: "It can only be done with me."

(End of this chapter)