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Chapter 622 Laxative Plan
Chapter 622 Laxative Plan
Now Xiao Jue really cares about Liu Yue, his granddaughter.
He didn't want to see Liuyue follow in the footsteps of his father, because his father was unlucky and died directly in the pool of blood.
What's more, if he hadn't told the Xiao family that Liu Yue had the talent of blood eyes, the Xiao family would not have noticed Liu Yue.
After all, he has a great responsibility!
"Girl, stay with Duguao well, he is a good man.
After this family meeting is over, you will stay away from the Xiao family, and from now on, you will never come back again, you know? "
"Well, I'll think about it, grandpa, and I'll take you away then."
"Girl, thank you..."
"It's okay, this is what I should do!"
Liu Yue smiled lightly.
Afterwards, Xiao Jue and Liu Yue had some more conversations.
After that, Xiao Jue said goodbye.
From the beginning to the end, Duguao sat beside him without saying anything.
After Xiao Jue left, Duguao said with a serious face,
"Yue'er, don't worry about the secret of the blood eyes, Xiao Jue is right, the blood eyes cannot be cultivated, so don't practice any more.
What kind of family meeting, don't worry about it!
Let's go now, take Xiao Jue and leave! "
Liu Yue heard Duguao's words, and knew that Duguao was thinking of her, but she knew very well that it was useless to escape.
"Ao, I have to figure out the bloody eyes, otherwise when I lose control of my emotions, the bloody eyes will explode, and I don't even know what I'm doing.
I'm afraid...I'm afraid that I will hurt you and other innocent people..."
Liuyue has her own position, she can't give up easily, otherwise it would be meaningless for her to come to Xiaocheng.
Seeing Liuyue's determination, Duguao's eyes flickered with annoyance, but then he agreed.
No matter what Liuyue decides, he will support it.
No matter what happens on the way, he will stay by her side, protect her all the time, and never leave her!
This is the principle of Duguao!
……
at the same time.
The Xiao family, the courtyard of the third elder.
Xiao Linhuang and the third elder, two people who are not usually related, are gathering together, their eyes are full of anger.
And the cause of all this is all because of Liuyue.
"Master Elder, that Xiao Liuyue has gone too far, we must teach her a lesson!"
"Hmph, this elder wants to think about it, but now the Patriarch values her very much. If we commit crimes against the wind at this time, it will be no different from courting death."
"Yes, so this junior has a seamless plan!"
The corner of Xiao Linhuang's mouth curled into a treacherous smile.
The third elder actually didn't have much confidence in this person who would just accept rock-paper-scissors when he disagreed.
But at this time, he had no choice but to ask.
"What are your plans? Tell me!"
"Xiao Liuyue and the others are at Xiao's house, they must have dinner, right? So I decided to use this to deal with them!"
As Xiao Linhuang said, he took out a small bottle.
On the top, the word "arsenic" was written impressively.
"Snapped--"
The third elder didn't hesitate, and immediately slapped Xiao Linhuang in the face!
Immediately, Xiao Linhuang was dumbfounded!
"Third Elder, why did you hit me?"
"You brainless pig! If you poison me now, I will definitely suspect this old man!
If you want to die, die by yourself, don't drag the old man! "
"How could I die? I just took some laxatives."
Xiao Linhuang looked confused, then looked at his vial, and realized that he had taken the wrong medicine, his expression was so depressed!
Damn it!
Bai got slapped!
"Third Elder, this is what I want to order!"
Xiao Linhuang looked aggrieved, and finally got the right vial of laxative this time.
Seeing the "laxative", the third elder suddenly remembered the last time he farted, and his expression suddenly became happy!
That's right!
This is it!
Xiao Liuyue, that stinky girl, caused him to fart for several days, and now he fights back with laxatives, there's nothing wrong with that!
However, since this plan was conceived by Xiao Linhuang, the third elder still felt uneasy.
"Is this reliable?"
"It's absolutely reliable, I've already thought about it! These medicines won't be put in all the dishes, only in shredded pork with green peppers!
According to news from the kitchen, they seem to like shredded pork with green peppers very much, and they must order a plate for every meal.
So, just put the laxative in the shredded pork with green pepper..."
Xiao Linhuang deliberately didn't say anything about the latter.
The third elder was very satisfied when he heard this, and immediately said,
"Okay! You can do it now!"
"Yes!"
Xiao Linhuang smiled treacherously, and then went to the kitchen.
In his capacity, it was a breeze to take laxatives casually!
In the end, he even disguised himself as a servant, just to see Liuyue make a fool of himself!
Because the laxative in his hand was the best in the entire Zhongzhou mainland, it worked immediately, and he didn't even have time to go to the toilet!
Thinking of the embarrassing scene of being thrown at grandma's house, Xiao Linhuang was in ecstasy!
"Hahaha—Xiao Liuyue, you are dead!"
……
Xiao family.
The dining room of the temporary residence.
Today is the fourth day that Liu Yue came to Xiao's house. At noon, she and Dugu Ao came to eat as usual.
At this moment, Xiao Linhuang was pretending to be a servant, delivering food to everyone.
He deliberately brought shredded pork with green peppers to Liuyue, just wanting Liuyue to eat it right away.
However, at this moment, Murong Bai suddenly shouted,
"Give me the shredded pork with green peppers, that's my favorite dish!"
"Forehead--"
At this moment, in Xiao Linhuang's heart, there are ten thousand muddy horses galloping past!
Is there any mistake, he has worked so hard to observe for so many days, and planned the laxative plan for so long, and this is the result!
Xiao Liuyue likes to eat shredded pork with green peppers, who gave him wrong information, he must kill that person!
Ah!
Damn!
No!
Absolutely not!
Lowering his voice, Xiao Linhuang imitated the appearance of ordinary servants, and persuaded in a low voice,
"Green peppers are good for the skin, Miss Xiao, you are a woman, you can eat more."
"No, I don't like spicy food recently, so give it to the man in white."
Liuyue is not interested in shredded pork with green peppers, so naturally she doesn't eat it.
Seeing that Emperor Xiao Lin didn't give him shredded pork with green peppers for so long, Murong Bai couldn't help but get a little angry.
"Give me this dish!
How did the Xiao family teach you the rules?
This young master is from the Murong family, if you blaspheme me, you are blaspheming the Murong family! "
"I……"
Xiao Linhuang is very hard, very hard!
If Murong Bai eats this dish, something will happen, and if he is not careful, he will be exposed.
After all, the status of the Murong family is higher than that of the Xiao family.
This young master Murong, if he can not offend, try not to offend him!
Otherwise, if you go to the Patriarch, he will definitely be punished again.
In order to solve this problem, Xiao Linhuang deliberately slipped his hands and knocked all the shredded pork with green peppers to the ground!
"boom!"
There was a sound of shattering plates, and his chance of laxatives was completely shattered.
However, when Murong Bai saw that his favorite dish was ruined like this, he felt really upset!
"What's wrong with you? You put it well, why did you break it on purpose!"
Murong Bai asked coldly.
"The villain didn't do it on purpose!"
Xiao Linhuang gritted his teeth and endured, acting to the end.
At this time, Ruyu's eyes flashed a glimmer of haze, and she spoke abruptly.
"Young Master Murong, don't be angry. Since this boy likes to waste, then teach him a lesson and let him improve his memory."
"What lesson?"
Murong Bai asked curiously.
(End of this chapter)
Now Xiao Jue really cares about Liu Yue, his granddaughter.
He didn't want to see Liuyue follow in the footsteps of his father, because his father was unlucky and died directly in the pool of blood.
What's more, if he hadn't told the Xiao family that Liu Yue had the talent of blood eyes, the Xiao family would not have noticed Liu Yue.
After all, he has a great responsibility!
"Girl, stay with Duguao well, he is a good man.
After this family meeting is over, you will stay away from the Xiao family, and from now on, you will never come back again, you know? "
"Well, I'll think about it, grandpa, and I'll take you away then."
"Girl, thank you..."
"It's okay, this is what I should do!"
Liu Yue smiled lightly.
Afterwards, Xiao Jue and Liu Yue had some more conversations.
After that, Xiao Jue said goodbye.
From the beginning to the end, Duguao sat beside him without saying anything.
After Xiao Jue left, Duguao said with a serious face,
"Yue'er, don't worry about the secret of the blood eyes, Xiao Jue is right, the blood eyes cannot be cultivated, so don't practice any more.
What kind of family meeting, don't worry about it!
Let's go now, take Xiao Jue and leave! "
Liu Yue heard Duguao's words, and knew that Duguao was thinking of her, but she knew very well that it was useless to escape.
"Ao, I have to figure out the bloody eyes, otherwise when I lose control of my emotions, the bloody eyes will explode, and I don't even know what I'm doing.
I'm afraid...I'm afraid that I will hurt you and other innocent people..."
Liuyue has her own position, she can't give up easily, otherwise it would be meaningless for her to come to Xiaocheng.
Seeing Liuyue's determination, Duguao's eyes flickered with annoyance, but then he agreed.
No matter what Liuyue decides, he will support it.
No matter what happens on the way, he will stay by her side, protect her all the time, and never leave her!
This is the principle of Duguao!
……
at the same time.
The Xiao family, the courtyard of the third elder.
Xiao Linhuang and the third elder, two people who are not usually related, are gathering together, their eyes are full of anger.
And the cause of all this is all because of Liuyue.
"Master Elder, that Xiao Liuyue has gone too far, we must teach her a lesson!"
"Hmph, this elder wants to think about it, but now the Patriarch values her very much. If we commit crimes against the wind at this time, it will be no different from courting death."
"Yes, so this junior has a seamless plan!"
The corner of Xiao Linhuang's mouth curled into a treacherous smile.
The third elder actually didn't have much confidence in this person who would just accept rock-paper-scissors when he disagreed.
But at this time, he had no choice but to ask.
"What are your plans? Tell me!"
"Xiao Liuyue and the others are at Xiao's house, they must have dinner, right? So I decided to use this to deal with them!"
As Xiao Linhuang said, he took out a small bottle.
On the top, the word "arsenic" was written impressively.
"Snapped--"
The third elder didn't hesitate, and immediately slapped Xiao Linhuang in the face!
Immediately, Xiao Linhuang was dumbfounded!
"Third Elder, why did you hit me?"
"You brainless pig! If you poison me now, I will definitely suspect this old man!
If you want to die, die by yourself, don't drag the old man! "
"How could I die? I just took some laxatives."
Xiao Linhuang looked confused, then looked at his vial, and realized that he had taken the wrong medicine, his expression was so depressed!
Damn it!
Bai got slapped!
"Third Elder, this is what I want to order!"
Xiao Linhuang looked aggrieved, and finally got the right vial of laxative this time.
Seeing the "laxative", the third elder suddenly remembered the last time he farted, and his expression suddenly became happy!
That's right!
This is it!
Xiao Liuyue, that stinky girl, caused him to fart for several days, and now he fights back with laxatives, there's nothing wrong with that!
However, since this plan was conceived by Xiao Linhuang, the third elder still felt uneasy.
"Is this reliable?"
"It's absolutely reliable, I've already thought about it! These medicines won't be put in all the dishes, only in shredded pork with green peppers!
According to news from the kitchen, they seem to like shredded pork with green peppers very much, and they must order a plate for every meal.
So, just put the laxative in the shredded pork with green pepper..."
Xiao Linhuang deliberately didn't say anything about the latter.
The third elder was very satisfied when he heard this, and immediately said,
"Okay! You can do it now!"
"Yes!"
Xiao Linhuang smiled treacherously, and then went to the kitchen.
In his capacity, it was a breeze to take laxatives casually!
In the end, he even disguised himself as a servant, just to see Liuyue make a fool of himself!
Because the laxative in his hand was the best in the entire Zhongzhou mainland, it worked immediately, and he didn't even have time to go to the toilet!
Thinking of the embarrassing scene of being thrown at grandma's house, Xiao Linhuang was in ecstasy!
"Hahaha—Xiao Liuyue, you are dead!"
……
Xiao family.
The dining room of the temporary residence.
Today is the fourth day that Liu Yue came to Xiao's house. At noon, she and Dugu Ao came to eat as usual.
At this moment, Xiao Linhuang was pretending to be a servant, delivering food to everyone.
He deliberately brought shredded pork with green peppers to Liuyue, just wanting Liuyue to eat it right away.
However, at this moment, Murong Bai suddenly shouted,
"Give me the shredded pork with green peppers, that's my favorite dish!"
"Forehead--"
At this moment, in Xiao Linhuang's heart, there are ten thousand muddy horses galloping past!
Is there any mistake, he has worked so hard to observe for so many days, and planned the laxative plan for so long, and this is the result!
Xiao Liuyue likes to eat shredded pork with green peppers, who gave him wrong information, he must kill that person!
Ah!
Damn!
No!
Absolutely not!
Lowering his voice, Xiao Linhuang imitated the appearance of ordinary servants, and persuaded in a low voice,
"Green peppers are good for the skin, Miss Xiao, you are a woman, you can eat more."
"No, I don't like spicy food recently, so give it to the man in white."
Liuyue is not interested in shredded pork with green peppers, so naturally she doesn't eat it.
Seeing that Emperor Xiao Lin didn't give him shredded pork with green peppers for so long, Murong Bai couldn't help but get a little angry.
"Give me this dish!
How did the Xiao family teach you the rules?
This young master is from the Murong family, if you blaspheme me, you are blaspheming the Murong family! "
"I……"
Xiao Linhuang is very hard, very hard!
If Murong Bai eats this dish, something will happen, and if he is not careful, he will be exposed.
After all, the status of the Murong family is higher than that of the Xiao family.
This young master Murong, if he can not offend, try not to offend him!
Otherwise, if you go to the Patriarch, he will definitely be punished again.
In order to solve this problem, Xiao Linhuang deliberately slipped his hands and knocked all the shredded pork with green peppers to the ground!
"boom!"
There was a sound of shattering plates, and his chance of laxatives was completely shattered.
However, when Murong Bai saw that his favorite dish was ruined like this, he felt really upset!
"What's wrong with you? You put it well, why did you break it on purpose!"
Murong Bai asked coldly.
"The villain didn't do it on purpose!"
Xiao Linhuang gritted his teeth and endured, acting to the end.
At this time, Ruyu's eyes flashed a glimmer of haze, and she spoke abruptly.
"Young Master Murong, don't be angry. Since this boy likes to waste, then teach him a lesson and let him improve his memory."
"What lesson?"
Murong Bai asked curiously.
(End of this chapter)
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