The richest man in the city

Chapter 540 540．Poetry in the style of Li Bai

"I was wrong, I'm wearing clothes, but the bottom is exposed..." Before I finished speaking, Yang Mei raised the photo album and took a heavy photo.

"Liu Lei, I didn't expect you to be such a person!" Yang Mei said angrily.

"Please! I didn't do it on purpose. I just looked at your photo album out of curiosity. How did I know there were... such photos in it? Besides, you are so small in the photo, what can you see!" I explained.

Small?what small?Yang Mei looked at the guy in front of her, he couldn't have a pun, right?After looking at it for a long time, I found that it didn't look like it, so I coldly snorted: "You didn't mean it!"

"What do you mean, I didn't mean it. By the way, why don't you block it when you take pictures?" I quickly changed the subject.

"What are you blocking? Say it later!" It was fine if I didn't change the subject, but when I changed the subject, Yang Mei, who had already calmed down, suddenly ran wild again, holding up the album and trying to hit me again.

I couldn't understand it, so if I asked, I would also hit someone?
What I didn't know was that Yang Mei had actually asked her parents the same question before, but her mother's answer was that Yang Mei wet the diaper that was covering her and had no choice but to take it off!

Yang Mei naturally wouldn't explain such a shameful thing to me, so she got so excited when I asked.

Yang Mei put away her photo album, and at the end she gave me a look and said, "I told you, if I can't find a boyfriend in the future, you will be responsible!"

"Ah? Why me?" I was a little puzzled.

"You have seen all of me. If you are not responsible, who will be responsible! How can you tell me to marry in the future!" Yang Mei said seriously.

I was speechless for a while, is this considered exhausting?Didn't the photographer who took the picture of you also see it?Why don't you hold him accountable?But I can't ask this question. If Yang Mei replied that the photographer is a woman, then I'm not just looking for trouble!
Besides, this era is not a feudal society, there are still virgins and martyrs, and those who are not virgins can be found everywhere, not to mention that I just glanced at...the photos.More importantly, with Yang Mei's appearance, are you afraid that no one will marry her in the future?
But now I have a lot of experience, and I understand some girls' thoughts to some extent.There are only two possibilities for a girl to say such a thing. The first is that she wants to take the opportunity to blackmail you for a sum of money. Yang Mei is obviously not.The second is that this girl will say that because she has a crush on you, which can be regarded as an indirect confession.There may also be a third possibility, that is, both of them are mentally ill.

Obviously, the second possibility is easier to make sense, but I can't answer anything.After all, I already have a lot of women now, if I still want to keep Yang Mei for myself under such circumstances, it would be a bit unfair to her.

Whether it's Zhao Yanyan, Chen Wei'er, Xia Jing, Liu Yue, Xu Ruoyun, Yu Ting, they all went through a lot with me before we got together. A Yang Mei may be nothing to me, but can Yang Mei accept it?I decided to find an opportunity to explain my affairs to Yang Mei clearly, so as not to delay her from making a boyfriend.

"My mother is so annoying, she actually made an appointment with Zheng Shaopeng to play in Ocean Park tomorrow! I don't know what benefits he has done to my mother!" Yang Mei sat on the bed and said sullenly.

I thought to myself, what kind of benefits can I give, nothing more than small favors and small favors. Judging by your mother's appearance, she is a person who likes to be petty and cheap!But I said: "It's good to go to Ocean Park, I just haven't been there yet!"

"What, they asked me to go, why are you going?" Yang Mei raised her head and gave me a charming look.It made me a little flustered.

"Then I won't go..." I said hastily, but I was thinking in my heart, what a top-notch woman, she must be very happy to be on the bed... Thinking of this, I quickly shook my head rationally.

"How dare you!" Yang Mei stood up and stared at me: "If you don't go, what will Zheng Shaopeng do if he takes advantage of me!"

"Aren't you afraid that I, Jenny, will be cheap?" It's not that I really don't want to go, to be honest, I really want to join in the fun.

"Anyway, it's all taken by you, so it's cheaper for you!" Yang Mei said.

"No way... I just glanced at the photo..." I fainted.

Early the next morning, Zheng Shaopeng came before eight o'clock, and Yang's mother kept praising him for his diligence and his career.

Seeing Yang Mei in front of him, Zheng Shaopeng wanted to show off his talent, so he said modestly, "The early bird gets the worm!"

"Early bugs are eaten by birds." Yang Mei said without even looking at him.

"Uh... that's right, that's right! It's the truth, big fish eat small fish, and small fish eat dried shrimps." Zheng Shaopeng said self-righteously.

"You idiot." I cursed in my heart, but on the surface I said: "Brother Zheng is indeed a good-looking talent, that Wen Si is like a diabetes insipidus!"

"That's right!" Zheng Shaopeng immediately had a good impression of me when he heard what I said, nodded and said, "Diabetes insipidus is a bit exaggerated, but it's true that my writing is endless like diarrhea!"

After Yang Mei heard this, she glanced at Zheng Shaopeng with some disgust, but Zheng Shaopeng thought that he had finally attracted the attention of the beauty, and continued to show off his literary talents: "Brother, I suddenly had a sudden inspiration. I want to compose a poem on the spot. What do you think?"

"Brother Zheng still has this talent, but he is a prostitute!" I purposely made the word "prostitute" a little unclear.But Yang Mei understood, and burst into a smile.

Seeing Yang Mei smiling, Zheng Shaopeng thought he had attracted her, and said triumphantly, "I can't say that you are a poet, let's make do with a poet!" Officials from other places, that's not a good word!But what poets mean is poets!

Yang Mei couldn't help laughing when she heard Zheng Shaopeng admitting that she was a poet.

"Xiao Zheng, do it quickly, your uncle and I have learned a lot!" Although Yang's mother is interested in Zheng Shaopeng's money, she doesn't want her son-in-law to be too stupid. , very happy.

"Brother Zheng, let's all listen!" I picked up a glass of water and sat on the sofa to watch how this guy made a fool of himself.

"Ahem! Then I'll write a poem in the style of Li Bai!" Zheng Shaopeng cleared his throat, and pondered for a while:
Today's weather is so sunny,

Yang Mei and I went to Ocean Plaza,
There are so many fucking fish in the square,
It makes me and Yang Mei really fascinated!

(End of this chapter)