Taoist temple in the mountains

Chapter 22, Little Fame

"Brother System, in today's information age, it's impossible to live without a mobile phone. Now you restrict me from using secular money, so what about the phone bill? Without the Internet, I can't accept a lot of information, such as Brother Guanxi. Oh no, for example, I don’t know about things like Daoist ceremonies.”

As a daily communication tool, WeChat has basically covered the Chinese region. As a social tool, it is basically impossible to do anything without WeChat. Although it is useless now, it will definitely be used as a basic social tool in the future.

There is no phone bill, no wireless network, and WeChat is useless.
"Your era is really troublesome." The system muttered: "Okay, you can look at your phone now."

Looking at your phone?
Li Yun didn't know why, but he turned on the phone anyway, and was shocked when he saw that his phone was charged with 1000 million phone bills.

That's right, the 1000 million phone bill is so f*cking that I can't finish watching movies every day with data!

Great my brother system.

"You are so awesome."

"No thanks, host, please continue to work hard to promote my Taoism. This is just a little support. I will charge you an incense money." The system fell silent after finishing speaking.

Li Yun: "."

How much do you want money!

But think about it, a piece of incense money can be exchanged for unlimited phone bills, which is actually not bad. In the information age, it is impossible to do without the Internet.

Li Yun looked at his mobile phone, checked the news, it was nothing more than some gossip news, but there was a piece of news about Xiangtou Mountain that made it to the headline of a hot post on the local forum
"There are giant pandas in Elephant Head Mountain, I'm a little dog to lie to you." - Ma Feifei.

"What do you think giant pandas are? The place in Huizhou is not suitable for the living environment of giant pandas. If there are giant pandas, I will eat Xiangsanjin. I will post it as proof and not explain it." ——Fat and handsome man.

"I will never brag about it. I saw it with my own eyes. I was almost eaten by it. Fortunately, there was an unfathomable Taoist priest on that mountain who subdued the panda. I can't do it. I'm going to pay back a wave of wishes in a few days." .”——Ma Feifei.

"Hey, hello, Qingshan Mental Hospital?"——Tian Xia Xia.

"Could it be that some Taoist temple started to hype it? It's usually the same way, give a hot post, and then throw out the purpose. It's an old way [manually funny]." ——Waiting for the loved one. .

"The upstairs is right. It's definitely hype about Taoist temples. They really have no IQ, and they are hyping pandas. You mean that there are savages up there who are more reliable than pandas, hahaha~~"——Day Day Day.

Some people were discussing the news about the panda on Xiangtou Mountain, and some people were discussing the mysterious Taoist priest who didn't know if it existed.

Although there are quite a few people who slander it, it has gained a little popularity after all.
"This Ma Feifei is that couple, tsk tsk." Li Yun glanced at it briefly, but didn't continue to pay attention. According to the usual rhythm, he might be regarded as a hysterical post, and it would be submerged by the post the next day. .

Li Yun didn't surf the Internet much, and then shut down directly.

At this time, the panda also came back. The big black and white bear was chubby, covered with mud all over its body, and looked very sloppy.

"Eh." The corner of Li Yun's mouth twitched a little, and he also knew that the panda likes to roll, rolling on the ground, rolling on trees, rolling everywhere.

"Damn it, it rained heavily just now, which made me all dirty." The panda was going to wipe off the dirt on his body, but after realizing that his hands were not long enough, he didn't bother anymore.

In fact, what Li Yun wanted to say was that even if it wasn't raining, he would still be covered in dirt.

At this time, the panda took out three huge bamboo shoots: "Look, the bamboo shoots I dug back, eat, they are super delicious. I'm so lucky today. I can't dig any of them normally. Today I just got one." Go to the other side of the mountain with strength, there are many big bamboos there."

Li Yun also took the bamboo shoots with a smile.

The three bamboo shoots looked verdant and verdant, like the finest jade, they were so much higher than the ones on the market in terms of appearance alone.

"Wait a while and fry the bamboo shoots for you to eat."

"Okay. I also want to eat bamboo shoots a little bit." The panda rolled and lay down on the ground, lazily said: "I'm so sleepy, I'll sleep for a while."

Li Yun stroked the panda's rolling head with a smile, then got up to handle the bamboo shoots.

Today is considered a good meal, eating spiritual grass in the morning, drinking spiritual grass porridge at noon, and eating bamboo shoots in the afternoon, it was not so good before.

After some processing, the fragrant fried bamboo shoots came out of the pan. No spicy condiments were used, and some only had green bamboo shoots with a leaf of spirit grass.

Combining the two, even a whole roast chicken is not as fragrant as it.

After taking out the big pot of fried bamboo shoots, the panda had already started to salivate, and his eyes were all green when he looked at Li Yun.

"It smells so good, why didn't the bamboo shoots smell so fragrant before? Could it be because they were hot?" The panda coveted the green fried bamboo shoots, but Li Yun didn't move it yet, so it didn't dare to move.

After all, this person in front of him is the ultimate manifestation of his desire to eat and wait for death.

"Wait a minute, it's still a little bit hot now, of course I don't think you're afraid, go ahead and eat it." Li Yun picked up half of the bamboo shoot with chopsticks and put it in the panda's hand.

Pandas are not afraid of being hot, so they chewed the bamboo shoots straight away, making a crunchy sound as they chewed, with a happy expression on their faces.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious. I've never eaten such a delicious bamboo shoot. It's so delicious." After the panda finished chewing, it looked at Li Yun pitifully, as if planning to eat again .

Li Yun also smiled, intending to keep pinching it, but was stopped by the panda, who pushed away the approaching chopsticks with great difficulty.

"I brought this for you to eat. I won't eat it. I'm going to sleep. I can't eat any more, I can't eat any more." The panda reluctantly looked at the bamboo shoots in front of him, and decided to use sleep Resisting the temptation, he found a corner and lay down.

"This stuff is quite principled." Li Yun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and he didn't hesitate to eat the remaining bamboo shoots.

After eating, Li Yun was also full of enjoyment. As expected of wild bamboo shoots, they are crispy and sweet, and they are quite big.

I didn't know there was such a delicacy on this mountain before.

But according to the panda, there are not many bamboo shoots.

Just when Li Yun was going to wash the dishes, a cheerful voice came through.

"It smells so good, the Taoist priest is eating. Damn it! Giant panda! It turns out that Ma Feifei is not bragging!"

(End of this chapter)