Royal Little Fortune

Chapter 434 Not worthy of being a scholar
"Come here, even though you are still young, you can still listen to..." Someone shouted from over there.

And the person whose arm was blocked by Ya Ruo also retracted his hand resentfully. He didn't expect Ya Ruo to be so strong that his arm couldn't move forward an inch at all.

"Thank you very much!" Ya Ruo thanked her with a slight bow, indicating that Su Yugui and Chen Ya could go with her.

"Why don't you forget it!" Su Yugui whispered in Yaruo's ear.

To be honest, that person just couldn't help but say that he was going to "hook shoulders" with them, but she was frightened.

She is a lady who does not go out of the door, she is pure and pure, if she is really "carried" by this person today, her innocence will be completely ruined, you must know that there are big men over there Well, she was scared!Want to back off!

"Don't be afraid, we're here!" Chen Ya on the side took her hand and said in a low voice.

"Don't be afraid, these men really like you to pat me on the shoulder and I to pat your chest. They like hooking your shoulders and your back. It's okay, we just pretend that nothing happened!" Ya Ruo turned around and said in a low voice. .

Su Yugui became even more frightened after hearing this, but Chen Ya could still hold on. After the three of them passed by, someone gave them a stool to sit on.

"Don't be afraid, Huang Tianyu is a little hands-on, he likes young masters! Hahaha..." The young man on the left side of Ya Ruo and the others laughed while talking.

And the man called Huang Tianyu, the man who was eager to hook up with Ya Ruo and the others just now, suddenly blushed.

Ya Ruo was a little depressed when she heard the words, and just now she was going out, she met a man who had a habit of cutting off sleeves, and seeing her cousin was trembling with fright.

These men didn't seem to look down on Huang Tianyu who had the habit of cutting off his sleeves. After a few jokes, they started talking and laughing together again.

After listening for a while, Ya Ruo realized that they were telling a joke, and they told it one by one in a circle, to see who told the joke that made everyone laugh the happiest, and the winner could take away the coins that everyone put together on the table .

Ya Ruo looked at the table, and there was a large handful of copper coins, which is enough to see that these scholars who look pretty on the surface are actually quite poor, otherwise they would use silver instead of copper coins.

"Brother He and Brother Tian both talked about it just now, it's my turn!" A short and fat man coughed twice after finishing speaking, and started telling his jokes.

"A person has a wife and two concubines. After death, the wives and concubines cried around the corpse. The wife stroked his head and said: 'My man's head!' The second pinched his foot and said: 'My man's feet!' And the second time no But crying, he had to hold his penis and say: 'My doctor!'"

"Hahaha..." Everyone burst into laughter upon hearing this.

One of them laughed so hard that he was out of breath, and said after a long while: "So that's what the doctor meant, I said Brother Huo, if the old doctors in the pharmacy on the street heard such a story, in the future your' There's something wrong with the doctor, they won't prescribe medicine for you, hahaha..."

Ya Ruo really didn't realize it at first, but after the man finished speaking, everyone was laughing again, and she realized that these people were talking dirty jokes.

Then look at Su Yugui and Chen Ya beside them. It is obvious that these two girls who love to read have already understood what they mean. But it is red like cooked shrimp.

"The three of you have already said, it's my turn, it's my turn, everyone, listen carefully, there is a woman who chooses a match, suitable for both families. The son of the east family is ugly and rich, while the son of the west family is beautiful but poor. Parents asked her if she wanted to marry her." Whose house. The woman said: "Two tanks." Asked why, the answer: "I like to eat at the east house, and go to sleep at the west house.'"

"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed again when they heard the words, but the laughter was slightly weaker than before.

"This woman is really top-notch. What does she think she is? It's absurd and ridiculous to want one woman to occupy two husbands..." Someone expressed his feelings and said with disdain.

"I'm afraid that with these two men, she won't be satisfied... Hahaha... If it were me, I would be able to take her down by myself." Someone laughed loudly, their mouths full of nasty words.

"You three, don't just listen, you have to play with us. Each of you will throw ten copper coins in first. When it's your turn, you also have to tell jokes. Whoever wins, the money will belong to him!" The man sitting on the left of Ya Ruo and the others patted the table lightly, looked at Ya Ruo and the others and smiled.

Ya Ruo didn't care, she just listened to it anyway, but she was afraid that Su Yugui would not be able to hold on, and was about to stand up and pull them to leave, but Chen Ya took out a piece of broken silver and threw it in, and said with a smile: " The three of us."

Ya Ruo looked at Chen Ya in surprise when she heard the words, but found that she didn't look shy, and was actually a little angry. What does this girl want?

"Okay, it seems that the three of you are masters who are not short of money, so let's play together!" The man was stunned, then laughed.

"It's my turn. Listen up, everyone." A young man in Tsing Yi stood up and said in a loud voice: "One Zhang took a nap and covered his head. When the son-in-law passed by the bed, he suddenly put his hand into the quilt and unbuttoned his pants. Zhang The man was shocked, but he was regarded as his son-in-law, and he blamed him endlessly. The mother-in-law came to persuade him and said, "Don't blame him, he never saw clearly, he only recognized me."

"Hahaha... the son-in-law and the mother-in-law really have an affair!"

"..."

"You guys listen to me." A man in a blue gown rolled up his sleeves and said loudly: "The couple are sleeping soundly, and they can have sex at will. After the matter, ask his wife, "Is it refreshing?" He didn't answer. The son said at the back of his feet: "Mother, hurry up and say it, I have frozen to death here.""

"Hahaha... this is fun, this is funny...."

"Will the silly son be beaten by his father!"

"I will never treat my son like this in the future!"

"Hahaha……."

Ya Ruo felt that they couldn't stay any longer, these people were not talking about a joke, it was purely a joke that couldn't be more pornographic, in order to prevent Su Yugui from fainting, she planned to leave.

At this moment, Chen Ya slapped the table with such force that everyone was shocked.

But Ya Ruo found that the girl was grinning, obviously in too much pain.

"You...you are all candidates from various prefectures to enter the capital, you...you are going to take the imperial examination next year...you are all considered officials now...how...you actually say such things in public. Gentle things are simply not worthy of being a scholar!" Chen Ya scolded loudly.

　[Chapter 1 arrives! 】

　　
　
(End of this chapter)