Send a red envelope to heaven

Chapter 1003 Eighteen galaxies are connected into a funny

"Oh, why are the beautiful flowers planted on the cow dung."

"The world is going down, the world is going down."

There are many couples who came here for a date, and they couldn't help shaking their heads when they saw Cheng Sheng and Lin Xiameng fighting, especially those boys.

Who made Lin Xiameng a superb beauty, and compared with the girls around her, there is no harm if there is no comparison.

How miserable is it.

"Ding ding ding."

While Cheng Sheng and Lin Xiameng were playing, suddenly several alerts sounded, and Cheng Sheng saw that there was news from the Xianjia red envelope group that had been silent for a long time.

The immortals didn't know what to do in the past few days. There were very few people in the Xianjia red envelope group and even the water group, but fortunately, my strength is not bad now, and I can basically handle things when I encounter them.

"Ahem, what, Mr. Lin, let me check my phone."

Cheng Sheng took out his hand with a blushing old face, while Lin Xiameng looked contemptuous.

"Look at your phone, you guy is still looking at your phone when you're with me?"

Lin Xiameng curled her lips, her appearance is not bad, she has never been afraid of anyone except Mu Qianying, who is a little ashamed of herself, I don't know how many people envy Cheng Sheng to be with her, but this guy doesn't cherish it .

"Hey, it's important, it's important."

"OK then."

Since it's a business, Lin Xiameng won't drag Cheng Sheng any more.

Ever since, Cheng Sheng was looking at his phone, giggling and pointing at something, while Lin Xiameng sat beside him with a bored expression on his face.

"Red envelopes, I'll grab, grab, grab."

Cheng Sheng's fingers quickly tapped on the screen, but he didn't know whether the immortals were on drugs or what happened, but he didn't grab a single bag, he was really beeping.

Thor: Haha, another bag was grabbed.

Nezha Third Prince: Damn, I only got four.

Star officer on duty: (three contemptuous expressions) Four is not enough, you pilots.

Erlang Shen: Scumbag, I only got four, but I got six. My luck exploded today.

All the immortals: ...

All the immortals: Damn, hit the local tyrants!

"I'm just kidding, are these people here to show off?"

Seeing that the immortals on the screen are earning a lot of money, today I have snatched it for nothing.

Thinking of this, Cheng Sheng felt uncomfortable.

What the hell, let Brother Sheng work once, it doesn't exist.

Cheng Sheng: Oh, it's so lively, there are quite a lot of people today, all the immortals.

Huode Xingjun: Isn't this Cheng Sheng Shangxian, welcome Cheng Sheng Shangxian.

Seventh Fairy: Cheng Sheng Shangxian is so handsome, can we have a date on Qixi Festival?

Night Tour God: Brother Sheng is so awesome, Brother Sheng is the best.

……

When Cheng Sheng came, the Xianjia red envelope group seemed to be blown up. All the immortals thought Cheng Sheng had just arrived, but they didn't know that this guy had been diving for a long time, and it was only because he didn't grab the red envelope that he didn't show up.

All of a sudden, the fairy family's red envelope group was very lively. Eight out of ten gods were flattering, one was going to have a monkey with Cheng Sheng, and the other was going to be a teacher to hug his thigh.

Cheng Sheng: Tsk tsk, all the immortals are exempt from courtesy, I am just bored to take a look, so what, you continue.

Cheng Sheng touched his nose and was quite satisfied. He thought that when he just got the red envelope group, it was miserable, but now he has become one with all the immortals in less than half a year, and he is still at the level of the upper immortal.

In this heavenly court, who doesn't respect oneself three points, there is no way, who makes us a celebrity in the heavenly court, with the support of the Jade Emperor.

After some gossip, the immortals are flustered with idleness. Erlangshen and others are stationed in the underworld every day to play mahjong against the landlords. The Jade Emperor has not been seen these days. He was dispatched by the Jade Emperor to Nantianmen to guard the gate, and even his mobile phone was confiscated.

Everything is in a peaceful atmosphere, and everything in Heaven is normal, except that the Immortal Passage is half dead and Sanqing is swept away by the turbulent space.

Cheng Sheng: Yes, yes, yes, I just miss you all, so come and have a look.

Erlang Shen: Hehe, Brother Sheng, we also want to have Brother Sheng, Brother Sheng begged Bao Yuxi to smoke.

Zhu Bajie: Brother Sheng, I want spicy noodles, I want spicy noodles.

Third Prince Nezha: I am a bunch of useless things, I am different, I am more powerful, brother Sheng, do you still have waste oil, last time you sent some waste oil, I brought it home to give my father the taste of cooking Excellent.

Tota Li Tianwang: (black line) You are a fool, your father went to Hua Tuo to see a doctor the next day after eating the dishes made from waste oil.

Cheng Sheng: Need something, I'm pretty free recently.

All Immortals: Yes, yes, the small days are so comfortable.

Cheng Sheng: (angry expression) I rely on you guys, I'm almost exhausted, you bastards still ask me for something.

Cheng Sheng: Look at all of you playing cards, walking dogs and fighting landlords every day, do you still look like gods? You, Erlang God, and you, little Nezha, are you on guard today? Paralyzed, and you, big pig Eight, oh, you are fine, go and be your food messenger.

Zhu Bajie: - -! !
Erlang Shen: Uh, what, what, I suddenly remembered that people from the demon world are calling, I'm going to fight, you guys play first.

Nezha Third Prince: Oh, I'm going too, wait for me.

When Cheng Sheng got angry, all the immortals were like kittens in an instant, and no one asked for anything anymore.

Cheng Sheng: Come back, what the fuck, it’s you two, I just saw you two, what the fuck don’t work every day, wait, I’ll go to Jade Emperor to read a book for you in a while.

Third Prince Nezha, Erlang Shen: I'll go, brother Sheng, don't.

Cheng Sheng: (lewd expression) You two can figure it out.

That's right, Cheng Sheng's fairy tales are all about this, and the third prince and Erlangshen still don't understand what it means.

This is clearly Cheng Shenggong's personal revenge, but it's true, who made these two guys not low-key when they grabbed so many red envelopes, and they robbed so much to show off. I don't know if Cheng Sheng Shangxian didn't grab anything today?

In the underworld, the Third Prince and Erlang Shen also looked at each other as if they had reached a consensus.

Erlang Shen: Brother Sheng, Brother Sheng is not good. Today is a big day when eighteen galaxies gather in the sky to form a funny expression. There must be something different. This is the inside news I just got.

Nezha (funny) Third Prince: Yes, yes, this is a rare sight in 8 years. Yesterday Laojun told me in a dream.

Cheng Sheng: Nima, let the eighteen galaxies merge into a funny expression, I think you two look like a funny one.

Ever since the Internet was connected to the Heavenly Court, all the immortals are skinny and oily, Erlang God is almost becoming Pilang God.

Duri Xingjun: Cough cough, I’m going to report to Shangxian, Erlangshen and the third prince are a bit skinny, but this time the news is true, it’s really eighteen galaxies connected in a string, this, this happens to be connected into a funny expression , Great auspiciousness.

Cheng Sheng: ...

Cheng Sheng is convinced, this shit still has this kind of vision from the sky, but it's okay, no matter what the connection is, it's true if there are benefits.

Erlangshen: Yes, yes, Brother Sheng, please listen to me in detail. This time, the difference is not trivial. It was because of this vision last time 8 years ago that the Jade Emperor mastered the method of funny under the funny tree. The original power of heaven became the Jade Emperor's.

Cheng Sheng: I'm second-guess, Li Shizhen's skin, but it's okay, why didn't you tell me about such a good thing earlier, and quickly recruit it.

(End of this chapter)