The strongest immortal prison in the city
Chapter 402 Can't read?
Chapter 402 Can't read?
When Shi Yan found out that Lu Feng did not agree, he couldn't help but feel his heart skip a beat.
Mr. Lu, is he planning to confront Ye Shiming head-on?
Whether it's a fight or a relationship, Mr. Lu can't be Ye Shiming's opponent at all.
Although Shi Yan had an unpleasant experience with Lu Feng at the beginning, but now he is Ye Shiming's younger brother, if something happens to Lu Feng, his younger brother's life will not be easy.
"Ye Shiming, I didn't go to you to settle accounts, but you came to me first. Since you came here on your own initiative, don't blame me for being immoral."
Lu Feng looked directly at Ye Shiming with a stern expression.
Ye Shiming was stunned for a moment, and then laughed loudly: "Are you disrespectful to me? Hehe, if it wasn't for the underworld that stipulates that officials are not allowed to fight at will, I really want to abolish you now.
Shi Yan wants to cry but has no tears.
Master Lu, you are too aggressive, aren't you?
Originally, Ye Shiming was a difficult person, but now that he said it so deadly, wouldn't the relationship become more rigid?
"Ye Shiming, if you dare to disrespect Mr. Lu, don't blame me for going to my master." Shi Yan deliberately threatened.
His master is a third-rank immortal official, so it is a bit deterrent to move out.
Unexpectedly, Ye Shiming was not afraid at all: "You go, if you don't go, you are my grandson. How can a senior official at the level of a ghost general interfere with such a small matter?"
Shi Yan gritted his teeth.
Indeed, in the eyes of the ghost generals, the noise among the low-level ghost messengers is just like children playing house, who will care?Regardless of this kind of thing, it is tantamount to lowering his status, and he will inevitably be ridiculed by his colleagues in the future.
But right now, things are so tense, Shi Yan has no choice but to fly out of the mansion, intending to find the master to try.
"Lord Lu, I'm going to find someone..."
Ye Shiming saw Shi Yan leave, but he didn't bother to chase after him.
He came to humiliate Lu Feng today.
A fairy official from the mortal world, with a mere cultivation in the Mysterious Spirit Realm, is simply an insult to the fairy official.
Especially when he thought of how hard he had worked so hard to reach the Ninth Rank Immortal Official, Ye Shiming felt even more unbalanced.
However, at this moment, Ye Shiming noticed that Lu Feng was showing a slight smile, which seemed to be flattering.
"Hehe, it turned out to be just a coward." Ye Shiming snorted, "I thought you really had a bit of backbone, didn't you think you were going to be a turtle now?"
Lu Feng was not angry, instead he cupped his fists politely and said, "Master Ye is also a straight-tempered person, what's the matter, can't you explain it clearly?"
Ye Shiming was puzzled, why did this kid suddenly give up?It was tough just now.Could it be that he was deliberately delaying time?That's right, it must be, he must be waiting for Shi Yan to find a master to support him.It's ridiculous, how can such a big official care about such a big thing.
Ye Shiming was not worried at all.
Because he didn't do anything, and he didn't violate any rules.Even if Lord Ghost General really comes, he can't say anything.
"Lu Feng, Lu Feng, your character who is very good at being a turtle is very suitable for officialdom." Ye Shiming said with a smile, twitching his tongue.
Lu Feng didn't take it seriously, and said: "Master Ye, I just want to check the life and death book of Tianjing City. It's such a trivial matter, can't it?"
"Don't even think about it! You are not worthy to be compared with me as a fairy official who makes up numbers. If you read my life and death book, I'm afraid it will be dirty." Ye Shiming's words were sharp. Seeing Lu Feng like this, he felt very happy.
What kind of shit, a mortal fairy official in the world, isn't he being polite in front of me?
"Then how about I buy it with [-] merit points? I'll give you [-] merit points, and you can show me the book of life and death." Lu Feng continued.
Hearing this, Ye Shiming was shocked.
Fuck me, this kid is probably not a fool, is he?
Take a look at the book of life and death, and pay a thousand points of merit?
How can a normal person make such a deal.
But since someone wanted to give away merit points for free, how could Ye Shiming refuse?Immediately agreed: "Since it is a transaction, then there is no problem."
The corner of Lu Feng's mouth curled slightly, then he took out his merit book and sighed: "Oh, my merit is not worth enough."
After speaking, he showed Ye Shiming the remaining amount of his merit points.
"Are you kidding me? Your current merit value is zero, where did you get one thousand?" Ye Shiming was very unhappy.
"How about... an IOU?" Lu Feng asked tentatively.
Ye Shiming thought for a while, then pretended to be reluctant and said: "It's not impossible."
But he was thinking in his heart that an IOU is still valid, and it is impossible for Lu Feng to renege on his debt.To get a thousand points of merit for no reason is really cool.However, with Lu Feng's IQ, it might be difficult to accumulate a thousand merit points.
"Then please Master Ye draw up the IOU." Lu Feng said with a smile.
Mentioning this, Ye Shiming's complexion was a little strange, and he coughed dryly, and said, "I don't have a pen and paper with me, so Mr. Lu, please write the IOU, and then we will sign it together."
"That's fine, I'll go to the study right now." Lu Feng nodded and quickly entered the study.
As soon as he entered, a piece of soft and slightly yellowed paper appeared on his desk, filled with obscure ancient characters.
Lu Feng himself didn't even know a few of these words.
This thing is the unique confession letter of Zhenyao Pagoda.
No matter who it is, as long as they sign the confession or press their fingerprints, they will be honored to become a member of the Three Realms Prison, and it will be up to Lu Feng.
As early as when Ye Shiming first arrived, Cui Dajiang in the prison space recognized him.
Cui Dajiang used to be a ghost messenger, so he naturally knew his colleagues.
Lu Feng was still thinking about how to deal with Ye Shiming, killing chickens and respecting dogs.Then, Cui Dajiang mentioned that this Ye Shiming is illiterate and only knows some commonly used modern characters...
I can't read, so what else can I do?
Just let him sign the confession and it's over.
That's why Lu Feng took the initiative to give away [-] merit points for nothing, and gave him an IOU.
In order to make sure that Ye Shiming was really illiterate, he was asked to draw up an IOU by himself, but Ye Shiming refused.
In this way, Lu Feng was even more sure that this guy could not possibly understand the complicated and difficult ancient characters written in the confession.
Originally, Lu Feng thought about how to get Ye Shiming to leave a fingerprint on the confession in the scuffle if there was a fight, but now there is no need to fight.
"Lord Lu, have you prepared the IOU?" Ye Shiming asked loudly in the courtyard of the mansion.
"Okay, okay." Lu Feng mumbled for a while on purpose, and then took the confession, and came back to the courtyard, "Come on, Lord Ye, look, the content of this IOU is all right, right?"
Ye Shiming stared at the "IOU" for a few moments, before holding back a sentence: "Why do you write so many words on your IOU? And these words..."
(End of this chapter)
When Shi Yan found out that Lu Feng did not agree, he couldn't help but feel his heart skip a beat.
Mr. Lu, is he planning to confront Ye Shiming head-on?
Whether it's a fight or a relationship, Mr. Lu can't be Ye Shiming's opponent at all.
Although Shi Yan had an unpleasant experience with Lu Feng at the beginning, but now he is Ye Shiming's younger brother, if something happens to Lu Feng, his younger brother's life will not be easy.
"Ye Shiming, I didn't go to you to settle accounts, but you came to me first. Since you came here on your own initiative, don't blame me for being immoral."
Lu Feng looked directly at Ye Shiming with a stern expression.
Ye Shiming was stunned for a moment, and then laughed loudly: "Are you disrespectful to me? Hehe, if it wasn't for the underworld that stipulates that officials are not allowed to fight at will, I really want to abolish you now.
Shi Yan wants to cry but has no tears.
Master Lu, you are too aggressive, aren't you?
Originally, Ye Shiming was a difficult person, but now that he said it so deadly, wouldn't the relationship become more rigid?
"Ye Shiming, if you dare to disrespect Mr. Lu, don't blame me for going to my master." Shi Yan deliberately threatened.
His master is a third-rank immortal official, so it is a bit deterrent to move out.
Unexpectedly, Ye Shiming was not afraid at all: "You go, if you don't go, you are my grandson. How can a senior official at the level of a ghost general interfere with such a small matter?"
Shi Yan gritted his teeth.
Indeed, in the eyes of the ghost generals, the noise among the low-level ghost messengers is just like children playing house, who will care?Regardless of this kind of thing, it is tantamount to lowering his status, and he will inevitably be ridiculed by his colleagues in the future.
But right now, things are so tense, Shi Yan has no choice but to fly out of the mansion, intending to find the master to try.
"Lord Lu, I'm going to find someone..."
Ye Shiming saw Shi Yan leave, but he didn't bother to chase after him.
He came to humiliate Lu Feng today.
A fairy official from the mortal world, with a mere cultivation in the Mysterious Spirit Realm, is simply an insult to the fairy official.
Especially when he thought of how hard he had worked so hard to reach the Ninth Rank Immortal Official, Ye Shiming felt even more unbalanced.
However, at this moment, Ye Shiming noticed that Lu Feng was showing a slight smile, which seemed to be flattering.
"Hehe, it turned out to be just a coward." Ye Shiming snorted, "I thought you really had a bit of backbone, didn't you think you were going to be a turtle now?"
Lu Feng was not angry, instead he cupped his fists politely and said, "Master Ye is also a straight-tempered person, what's the matter, can't you explain it clearly?"
Ye Shiming was puzzled, why did this kid suddenly give up?It was tough just now.Could it be that he was deliberately delaying time?That's right, it must be, he must be waiting for Shi Yan to find a master to support him.It's ridiculous, how can such a big official care about such a big thing.
Ye Shiming was not worried at all.
Because he didn't do anything, and he didn't violate any rules.Even if Lord Ghost General really comes, he can't say anything.
"Lu Feng, Lu Feng, your character who is very good at being a turtle is very suitable for officialdom." Ye Shiming said with a smile, twitching his tongue.
Lu Feng didn't take it seriously, and said: "Master Ye, I just want to check the life and death book of Tianjing City. It's such a trivial matter, can't it?"
"Don't even think about it! You are not worthy to be compared with me as a fairy official who makes up numbers. If you read my life and death book, I'm afraid it will be dirty." Ye Shiming's words were sharp. Seeing Lu Feng like this, he felt very happy.
What kind of shit, a mortal fairy official in the world, isn't he being polite in front of me?
"Then how about I buy it with [-] merit points? I'll give you [-] merit points, and you can show me the book of life and death." Lu Feng continued.
Hearing this, Ye Shiming was shocked.
Fuck me, this kid is probably not a fool, is he?
Take a look at the book of life and death, and pay a thousand points of merit?
How can a normal person make such a deal.
But since someone wanted to give away merit points for free, how could Ye Shiming refuse?Immediately agreed: "Since it is a transaction, then there is no problem."
The corner of Lu Feng's mouth curled slightly, then he took out his merit book and sighed: "Oh, my merit is not worth enough."
After speaking, he showed Ye Shiming the remaining amount of his merit points.
"Are you kidding me? Your current merit value is zero, where did you get one thousand?" Ye Shiming was very unhappy.
"How about... an IOU?" Lu Feng asked tentatively.
Ye Shiming thought for a while, then pretended to be reluctant and said: "It's not impossible."
But he was thinking in his heart that an IOU is still valid, and it is impossible for Lu Feng to renege on his debt.To get a thousand points of merit for no reason is really cool.However, with Lu Feng's IQ, it might be difficult to accumulate a thousand merit points.
"Then please Master Ye draw up the IOU." Lu Feng said with a smile.
Mentioning this, Ye Shiming's complexion was a little strange, and he coughed dryly, and said, "I don't have a pen and paper with me, so Mr. Lu, please write the IOU, and then we will sign it together."
"That's fine, I'll go to the study right now." Lu Feng nodded and quickly entered the study.
As soon as he entered, a piece of soft and slightly yellowed paper appeared on his desk, filled with obscure ancient characters.
Lu Feng himself didn't even know a few of these words.
This thing is the unique confession letter of Zhenyao Pagoda.
No matter who it is, as long as they sign the confession or press their fingerprints, they will be honored to become a member of the Three Realms Prison, and it will be up to Lu Feng.
As early as when Ye Shiming first arrived, Cui Dajiang in the prison space recognized him.
Cui Dajiang used to be a ghost messenger, so he naturally knew his colleagues.
Lu Feng was still thinking about how to deal with Ye Shiming, killing chickens and respecting dogs.Then, Cui Dajiang mentioned that this Ye Shiming is illiterate and only knows some commonly used modern characters...
I can't read, so what else can I do?
Just let him sign the confession and it's over.
That's why Lu Feng took the initiative to give away [-] merit points for nothing, and gave him an IOU.
In order to make sure that Ye Shiming was really illiterate, he was asked to draw up an IOU by himself, but Ye Shiming refused.
In this way, Lu Feng was even more sure that this guy could not possibly understand the complicated and difficult ancient characters written in the confession.
Originally, Lu Feng thought about how to get Ye Shiming to leave a fingerprint on the confession in the scuffle if there was a fight, but now there is no need to fight.
"Lord Lu, have you prepared the IOU?" Ye Shiming asked loudly in the courtyard of the mansion.
"Okay, okay." Lu Feng mumbled for a while on purpose, and then took the confession, and came back to the courtyard, "Come on, Lord Ye, look, the content of this IOU is all right, right?"
Ye Shiming stared at the "IOU" for a few moments, before holding back a sentence: "Why do you write so many words on your IOU? And these words..."
(End of this chapter)
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