The all-rounder queen

Chapter 35

Xiaoquzi's butt hurts, and after running for so long, he shouted loudly, "Brother, I can't do it! It hurts me to death, you better run!"

Seeing him discouraged, Tang Huanwu couldn't help being a little angry, "Why are you doing this, you finally escaped, and you can't let him catch you again."

"If you don't fight today, you will fight tomorrow. If you hide today, you can't hide tomorrow!" Xiaoquzi said with all her strength.

Tang Huanwu searched for the emperor's study based on his memory, he must be still there now, "Don't worry! I won't let you be beaten again!"

Eunuch Wei's lungs were about to explode, and the dog servant not only dared to contradict him, but also dared to run away, causing him to be ashamed and thrown to his grandma's house.

Li Zijun heard the noise outside in the study, so he asked the eunuch outside, "What's going on?"

The eunuch went to the door, looked at it, came back and said to him, "Your Majesty, Mr. Wei is running after these two eunuchs!"

"Eunuch Wei ran after the eunuch?" Based on his intuition, Li Zijun guessed that Tang Huanwu, a troublesome person, must have caused the trouble!

"Help the emperor, Eunuch Wei wants to kill me, help the emperor!" Tang Huanwu shouted exaggeratedly, and deliberately shed two tears.

Xiaoquzi looked at her in surprise, never thought that she would bring him to the emperor to complain, if he offended the emperor, he would be beheaded.

The eunuchs and maids who were watching the fun were also talking about this little servant who didn't want to live!
Hearing Tang Huanwu's voice, Li Zijun hurried out, and she really was making trouble, and Eunuch Wei's old face was blackened with anger!
As soon as Tang Huanwu saw the emperor coming out, he pulled a little tune and climbed up, "Your Majesty... Your Majesty... Eunuch Wei is going to kill us!"

Eunuch Wei was sued first, and hurriedly explained, "Your Majesty, that's not the case. Listen to my slave explain it to you in detail."

As soon as Li Zijun was about to speak, Tang Huanwu preempted him and said, "What are you talking about? Please tell me, Eunuch Wei is in front of the emperor. Tell me, is it because you said you want us to be beaten to death?"

"Uh... this is indeed what the servant said." Eunuch Wei's sweat was already dripping down.

Tang Huanwu won't let anyone down, "Your Majesty, you see that he has already admitted that he beat us to death, isn't dying means death, isn't this just to beat us to death?"

Li Zijun tried his best to hold back the urge to laugh, and coaxed him, "Okay! Little Wuzi, Eunuch Wei didn't mean it, so don't worry about it, don't discuss this matter, Eunuch Wei?"

"The slave is here!" Eunuch Wei hurriedly responded.

"You are not allowed to hit the eunuch in the palace!" Li Zijun said sharply.

Eunuch Wei trembled in fright at the emperor's yelling, "I obey the order..."

Tang Huanwu saw Eunuch Wei's look like a bear and shouted, "Ha... Do you want to beat Eunuch Wei?"

The rest of the people are still amazed that the emperor is so gentle to this little eunuch, and what is even more surprising is that this little servant is handsome, with a charming pink face, so cute!
After Eunuch Wei retired, the emperor called Tang Huanwu and Xiao Quzi into the imperial study.

"Xiao Wuzi, what's going on?" Of course Li Zijun didn't believe what she just said.

Tang Huanwu smiled, played a little tune and said, "Your Majesty, give him some medicine first, his ass is about to bloom."

Xiaoquzi looked at Tang Huanwu gratefully, and Li Zijun ordered the eunuch beside him, "Take him down to apply the medicine!"

When did Xiaoquzi receive such a favor, kowtowed excitedly, "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Li Zijun waved his hand and told him to go down and apply the medicine, "Wu'er, tell me what's going on!"

"The emperor blames that Eunuch Wei for meddling in other people's business, even if the little eunuch is in a relationship." Tang Huanwu said unconvinced.

Li Zijun smiled dotingly and said, "Wu'er eunuchs are not allowed to fall in love, the palace does not allow such things to happen."

Of course Tang Huanwu knew that the eunuchs had to be pickled before entering the palace, and it was a pity that they would not be able to have children for the rest of their lives, "When I become a queen, I will order all the eunuchs who enter the palace not to be pickled so that they are eligible to fall in love and have children!"

"Wu'er, the palace is going to be in chaos, and the concubines will not be able to bear their loneliness and the eunuchs will mess around!" Li Zijun patiently explained to her.

Tang Huanwu was dissatisfied, "Why can't the concubine be lonely? It's because the emperor doesn't dote on her. Since the emperor doesn't dote on her, why did he make her a concubine?"

"Hehe...it's on my head!" Li Zijun couldn't help laughing.

"Your majesty, it was originally your fault that you told the emperor that there are many concubines that you have never seen before. Think about how pitiful that concubine is. She has been hiding in the harem all her life and has worked with so many women, and her husband has never seen her before." What's the difference between her and a living widow?" Tang Huanwu said sternly.

Li Zijun was surprised by her words, these were things he had never considered, "Wu Er, you are right! It is my fault."

Seeing that the emperor was being educated humbly and couldn't bear to blame him, Tang Huanwu said, "I'll go and see that little eunuch!"

"Well, let's go!" Li Zijun let her go.

Xiaoquzi was crawling on the bed and yelling, "Brother, lightly hurt me to death!"

As soon as Tang Huanwu entered the door, she saw Xiao Quzi's red and swollen buttocks. After all, she was a girl, so she couldn't stare at the little eunuch's buttocks, so she had to use an excuse to say, "The potion smells bad, I'll wait for you outside."

After a while, the little song came out clutching his buttocks, "Brother, I really want to thank you, if it weren't for you, my ass would be useless!"

Tang Huanwu saw that he had a bold personality, which was exactly the type she liked, and said, "Why are you being polite with me? My name is Xiao Wuzi, what about you?"

"I, my name is Xiaoquzi!" Xiaoquzi said cheerfully.

"After that, we will be good brothers. To be honest, you are really good at Xiaoqu, and you dare to tease the little maid!" Tang Huanwu sincerely admired.

Xiao Quzi also admired, "You are considered a formidable one. I see that the emperor is so polite to you. What is your relationship with the emperor, little five?"

Tang Huanwu rambled nonsense, "I was brought into the palace by the emperor, and I and the emperor are sworn brothers outside the palace!"

"Little Wuzi, you are a powerful character, the emperor has become your brother!" Xiao Quzi enviously said

Tang Huanwu said proudly, "Of course, follow me to ensure that you will not be beaten again!"

Xiaoquzi's eyes lit up and said, "Little Wuzi, why don't we come to worship too, what do you think?"

Originally, he was just fooling him, but he didn't expect him to take it seriously, so Tang Huanwu agreed, "Okay! I have more brothers!"

Unexpectedly, Xiao Quzi said happily, "You and the emperor are brothers, then after I sworn brothers with you, your brother will also be my brother, and the emperor will also be my brother, haha..."

Tang Huanwu's face was about to turn green with anger. It turned out that Xiao Quzi had bad intentions, "Your uncle, do you want to be sworn brothers with me or the emperor?"

Xiao Quzi hurriedly changed his mouth and said, "Haha... just kidding. Just kidding~"

(End of this chapter)