King of soft rice

Chapter 355 – Two Psychopaths

This roar woke up Han Xia immediately.

Han Xia groaned, slowly opened her eyes, and asked in a daze, "Who is making noise anymore?"

Zhai Nan was so angry that the veins on his forehead almost tensed up, "Damn it, dare to disturb my good business, I'm going to abolish her now!" Then he stood up, put on a towel and went to leave Door.

At this moment in the courtyard, Tang Guoer whispered to a big man who looked like an iron tower beside him: "Senior brother, this kid is really good at martial arts. You must be careful later, don't fall down."

But the big man on the iron tower said: "I understand that in the capital, there is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. I have already experienced it yesterday."

But Tang Guo'er said: "Brother, don't underestimate yourself. You already have the true biography of the old man, and you have experienced in the army. The average person is definitely not your opponent. The kid I am looking for today has a little ability, but you can do it! , definitely no problem."

When the two were talking, Zhai Nan opened the door wrapped in a bath towel, and cursed directly: "Damn, who is so uneducated, why are you shouting so early in the morning!"

Tang Guoer looked at Zhai Nan, and immediately exclaimed, "Zhai Nan, you are shameless!" Then she turned her head away.

Zhai Nan looked at the two of them and was taken aback for a moment.

Why am I stinky and shameless? You came to my house first to scold the street, so why did I become stinky and shameless.

Hey, can you be reasonable?

Don't think that because you are a girl, you can slander others casually.

I am pure.

When Zhai Nan was still in doubt, the big man who looked like an iron tower was surprised and said, "It's you!"

Zhai Nan was even more puzzled, "Who belongs to me, belongs to him, whoever came from and went back, I don't have time to entertain you." After saying that, he was about to go back.

Tang Guoer blushed, turned her head, looked at Zhai Nan and said, "Wait, hey! Can you put on a pair of pants first!"

Zhai Nan was slightly taken aback, "You don't care about me...huh?"

Zhai Nan looked down and saw that under the bath towel, the rooster with a thick neck was almost turning into a fighting cock. He lifted a piece of the bath towel with his neck straightened out, no wonder Tang Guoer felt embarrassed.

Zhai Nan simply said: "I am willing, this is my house, can you control it?"

Tang Guoer blushed with anger, and quickly said to the big man beside him, "Senior brother, you have seen it. That's how he humiliated me. He is a stinking hooligan. Help me teach him a lesson!"

When Zhai Nan saw this, he understood.

Damn girl Tang Guo'er, she's looking for a helper, come here to make trouble!
Want revenge, huh?

Damn, just turn into Superman and play you two bastards to death!
Zhai Nan immediately shouted: "Come on! Hurt each other! Let me see who will be the first! If you dare to delay my good deeds, your mother won't even know you if you beat me."

Zhai Nan was still clamoring, he thought that the iron tower man would make a move, and he had prepared his own puppets in his hand.

But the big man in the iron tower said: "Little sister, it's not that the senior brother doesn't help you. It's just this guy, I have fought against him, and I am not his opponent."

Zhai Nan was taken aback for a moment, when did I fight him?
Tang Guoer also asked suspiciously: "Brother, didn't you just come to the capital last night?"

The big man in the iron tower said helplessly: "He is the star I met last night. I thought he was a thief, so I tried to stop him, but he beat him up. Junior sister, this matter is not like a brother, but a help. No way!"

Tang Guoer's eyes widened immediately, and she looked at Zhai Nan, not shy anymore.

Zhai Nan pulled the towel and said, "What are you looking at, I've never seen a handsome guy!"

Tang Guoer immediately yelled, "The green mountains will not change, and the green water will flow forever. We will have a bright future, and one day, sooner or later, I will let you lose under my pomegranate skirt!" After finishing speaking, she ran away just like that.

Zhai Nan suddenly had an expression of what the hell, it's all the same!He is young, doesn't study hard, and knows how to fight every day. He is really uneducated!
You let me fall under your skirt, with your washboard-like figure, do you think I'm blind?
Besides, my wife is still in the house, what nonsense are you talking about!

And the big man on the iron tower bowed his hands towards Zhai Nan, and said, "Your Excellency is outstanding in martial arts, I wonder if I can report a wrist, let's..."

Before the iron tower man finished speaking, Tang Guoer turned back, pulled the iron tower man and said, "Senior brother, hurry up, what are you talking about!" Then, he pulled the iron tower man away.

Zhai Nan looked helplessly at the two people who were going away, and said softly, "They're all crazy!"

Zhai Nan cursed a few words, then turned his head and said, "Daughter-in-law, let's... let me wipe, why are you wearing your clothes so quickly?"

Han Xia, who had already dressed, reached out and picked up the apron, and said, "I couldn't sleep because of their noise, so I woke up. By the way, who was that just now?"

At this moment, Zhai Nan was so angry that his teeth were itching, he gritted his teeth and said, "You two are crazy!" After speaking, he walked towards Han Xia, and stretched out his hand to hug Han Xia's small waist.

But Han Xia pushed it lightly, and said, "Go and put on your clothes first. You can't always wear a bath towel in broad daylight. Also, remember to apply medicine. I'll warm up last night's dishes first!"

Zhai Nan was taken aback for a moment, and the excited little rooster immediately calmed down.

Zhai Nan immediately pulled Han Xia and said, "Daughter-in-law, let me see... Well, do you want to brush your teeth first, wash your face or something? It's best to take a bath or something! Don't worry, I won't peek. And I have spare towels and toothbrushes here, and I won’t let you use old ones.”

Han Xia hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded.

Zhai Nan heaved a sigh of relief, and finally coaxed Han Xia into the bathroom.Zhai Nan, like a whirlwind, put on his clothes, went out and went straight to the breakfast shop at the entrance of the alley.

When we arrived at the breakfast shop, Zhai Nan said directly: "Two of the same, and pack them all!"

The owners of the breakfast shop are also old neighbors, looked at Zhai Nan and asked with a smile: "Director Zhai, did you eat so much this morning?"

People inside and outside the courtyard also knew what Zhai Nan was doing.But in their eyes, Zhai Nan was still that foolish boy, and they didn't regard him as a star, just making fun of him.

Zhai Nan was also familiar with the owner of the breakfast shop, so he said with a smile, "I don't want to buy more, when will your breakfast shop go on the market!"

The owner of the breakfast shop also smiled, and pretended to go early for Zhai Nan.

When Zhai Nan was chatting and joking with the owner of the breakfast shop, Zhai Nan glanced at the breakfast shop casually, and saw Tang Guoer and the big iron tower man hiding in a corner, with their heads bowed deeply, not daring to say anything .

Seeing this, Zhai Nan walked over and said, "Both of you are here. The food is pretty good!"

Seeing this, Tang Guoer said directly: "Zhai Nan, killing people is nothing more than nodding, do you need to kill them all?"

Zhai Nan immediately said: "Hey, who will kill them all? You two blocked my door, so you have the nerve to say me."

When Tang Guoer heard the words, she was immediately speechless.

The big man on the iron tower said: "Brother, we are wrong in this matter first, what do you want to do? Draw down the road!"

Zhai Nan put on a dark face, delaying Lao Tzu's good deeds, can this be solved if it can be rowed?

Zhai Nan looked at the two of them, thought for a while and said, "Pay me for breakfast first!"

(End of this chapter)