King of soft rice

Chapter 4 - Going to the Landlord's House to Take a Bath (Please collect, please recommend!)

After returning to the room, Zhai Nan carefully put away the remaining two coins.Then she took off her clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

"Hee Swish! Hee Swish! Hee Swish!"

"1, 2, 3, go!"

"Hmm, it's cold, it's cold... Mmm, it hurts, it hurts... Mmm, hum, hum!"

"Oh my heart!"

"Hmm, wait, wait... um, dream, dream... um, crazy, crazy!"

"Please take mine and bring it back to me! Eat mine and spit it out..."

It just so happened that when Zhai Nan sang here, he heard Jiang Muyun yelling in the courtyard: "What's the matter, you two hundred and five, do you still want me to spit it out for you?"

Nima, where is all this?What's the matter, I'm only two hundred and fifty.

"Sister Yun, I'm singing. You're fine, don't get me wrong!" Zhai Nan shouted, pulling his neck.

"It's just you who are crying and howling, and you have the nerve to call it a song. My toothache sounds better than your humming."

Zhai Nan couldn't help grinning, but he reacted immediately.

This world does not have Da Zhangwei and Huaer Band, so no one has heard this world famous song "Xi Shua Shua".Originally listening to cheerful songs, but singing with Zhai Nan's broken voice, it really felt like a toothache.

While Zhai Nan was thinking, he heard the door of the room being opened, and Zhai Nan pulled his neck and shouted: "Who is it, I'm taking a bath now."

I heard Jiang Muyun's voice, "What are you shouting for? It's me. I have some leftovers for lunch, and I brought them here for you."

Zhai Nan immediately sniffed it on the crack of the bathroom door, and a strong spicy fragrance came in from the outside.No need to look, Zhai Nan knew that it was Jiang Muyun's best fish-flavored shredded pork, and it was definitely not a leftover.

Because Jiang Muyun seldom eats meat, and it still comes in with a scent, how could it be the leftovers from noon.

Zhai Nan immediately shouted, "Thank you, Sister Yun."

But Jiang Muyun said: "How long has it been since you washed your clothes, it's already rotten."

Zhai Nan smiled awkwardly, "I call it a big event that doesn't care about small things!"

"You just blow it! I took all your clothes and washed them. When they are dry, I will take them to the yard by myself."

"Understood, Sister Yun!"

In fact, although this Jiang Muyun looks fierce, he is actually a warm-hearted person who is cold on the outside and warm on the inside.Although the several families in the courtyard are tenants, they get along like a family.

Zhai Nan smelled the scent of fish-flavored shredded pork, and his hands and feet became much more dexterous. He immediately applied the bath liquid on his body, and was ready to rinse it off.

But when Zhai Nan was covered in foam, the shower suddenly stopped.Zhai Nan blinked reluctantly, glanced at the shower head, and twisted it twice, but still no water came out.

Why is there still no water, I haven't finished washing yet!
"Sister Yun, something has happened!" Zhai Nan shouted loudly.

Then, I heard Jiang Muyun shouting outside the house: "What are you shouting for? Are you calling for a soul?"

Zhai Nan quickly said: "Sister Yun, is the water cut off? I'm only halfway through washing, and there is no more water."

Jiang Muyun suddenly lost her voice, and after a while, she said: "No, there is still water on my side! The whole courtyard is connected by one pipe, is your side damaged by the rain?"

Zhai Nan said with a bitter face: "How do I know! You are the landlord, I just paid the rent, you have to take care of this matter!"

But Jiang Muyun shouted: "What's the matter, you two hundred and five, you still want to eat my old lady!"

"Sister Yun, I'm only halfway through the wash! You can't let me just hang out like this!"

Immediately, Jiang Muyun's laughter came from outside the house, and after a while, he said: "Come on, come on, come to my room to wash first."

"Go take a bath in your room? Brother is married!" Zhai Nan muttered to himself.

Seeing that Zhai Nan didn't reply, Jiang Muyun said, "Then you can hang it if you want."

"No, Sister Yun, I'll go right away."

Zhai Nan yelled, and immediately wrapped his lower body with a towel, and walked out of the bathroom.On the table in the room, there was a plate of steaming fish-flavored shredded pork and a large bowl of rice.It's just that the foam all over Zhai Nan's body can only be watched now.

Zhai Nan wrapped himself in a towel and looked around the room.Only then did he realize that Jiang Muyun had taken away all his dirty clothes, not even a pair of underwear left.

Zhai Nan couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed, originally he wanted to put on a pair of underwear before going to Jiang Muyun's side.In case the towel gets loose, at least there is something to carry around.But now there is nothing, if the bath towel falls apart, it will be hard to say who will benefit and who will suffer.

When Zhai Nan was hesitating, he heard Jiang Muyun say outside the house: "Why are you so lazy, you won't be able to get out until the other families get off work."

Hearing this, Zhai Nan had no choice but to grit his teeth, and walked out wearing only a bath towel.

Zhai Nan's whole body was covered in white foam, his right hand was tightly pulling the bath towel, and his left hand was protecting his chest, as shy as a newly married daughter-in-law.

But Jiang Muyun smiled and said: "What's there to be ashamed of, your sister and I haven't seen any long guns and short guns before!"

This sister Yun is still an old driver, so why did she get in the car without saying anything.

What kind of long guns and short guns are there, it seems that I usually watch small movies and practice judo.

Zhai Nan pulled the bath towel, didn't dare to talk to Jiang Muyun, so he rushed into Jiang Muyun's room.

Jiang Muyun is the landlord, so the house he lives in is naturally bigger than Zhai Nan's, it is a suite with two rooms inside and outside.There is a living room and kitchen on the outside, and the bedroom and bathroom are on the inside.

Although Zhai Nan has been here several times, they are always in the living room, having dinner with Jiang Muyun.As for the inner bedroom, Zhai Nan had never been in it.

At this moment, Jiang Muyun came in and said, "The bathroom is in the inner room, you just go to wash it and then come out, don't mess with things."

Zhai Nan hummed in response, and rushed into the inner bedroom.Inside, there was a double bed covered with a light yellow blanket and a cute cartoon image on it.

Unexpectedly, Sister Yun still has a girlish heart, and she actually uses such a kawaii blanket.

Zhai Nan thought while pushing open the bathroom door.In the bathroom, there are actually a variety of ... ladies' underwear hanging.Although these underwear are very simple, but the circumference is very large, so big that even Zhai Nan's little brother wants to look up.

Calm down, calm down, brother is already married.There will be opportunities to watch in the future, and these are no big deal.

However, the more Zhai Nan comforted himself in this way, the more he thought of things that he shouldn't think about.Especially when thinking of Han Xia, the wife of a big star, he became even more excited.

Zhai Nan shook his head vigorously, got into the bathroom, closed the shower curtain, and blocked all the mess outside.Turn on the cold water directly in the shower, a burst of coolness poured down, and Zhai Nan immediately calmed down.

Turning his head to look, he saw a lot of good things in Jiang Muyun's bathroom.There are quite a few kinds of bath liquid alone, not to mention all kinds of bottles and cans, things that Zhai Nan can't understand at all.

Finally let me catch the opportunity to fight the local tyrants!I just received two hundred and five from Lao Tzu, and I will make you bleed today too.

Thinking of this, Zhai Nan picked up a bottle of body wash and wiped it on his body politely.When one bottle is used up, replace it with another.Unknowingly, Zhai Nan grabbed a soft cylindrical bottle, but the mouth of the bottle was extremely difficult to open.Zhai Nan closed his eyes and buttoned it for a long time, but two batteries fell out with a "click, click".

What the hell is this?
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