Chapter 502 That's a Tyrannosaurus Rex
Looking at it from Jiang Yifan's angle, Wan Ke was standing next to the girl just now.
This time, the facial features can be seen clearly.
Oh, no, it should be said that I can't see clearly!
You can just see the person standing over there.
Because this girl's facial features seem to be piled together, her face is a bit big, big is not the main thing, the main thing is fat!
Fat enough to cover the facial features.
Indeed, as Wan Ke said, the girl was a head lower than him, with fair skin, wearing a green coat and red hat.Khaki pants.
There is quite a visual sense of scrambled eggs with tomatoes and wrongly put leeks on it!
The girl stood by Van Ke's side, holding his arm with one hand.It seems to be saying something.
Jiang Yifan looked down, the girl's waist can never be compared with the waist, it can be replaced with a bucket, and the thickness of one leg can be compared to the sum of Wan Ke's legs!
It is almost as wide as the top and bottom, and it looks like a ham sausage!
Jiang Yifan could clearly feel that Wan Ke's heart was collapsing at this time...
He grinned and leaned against the pillar of the gazebo. After Wanyi looked at it, he murmured dumbfoundedly, "Is this the legendary true love?"
Jiang Yifan froze for a moment, then turned his head and asked, "What?"
"I mean, they are definitely in love!" Wanyi walked to Jiang Yifan's side and explained, "You saw that girl, right? Ordinary men may have to stay away when they see it, but look at your friend, not only did he not leave, but the two seem to be holding hands!"
"In this way, it is the first time we meet again, so it can definitely be called true love. If it is true love, how can there be such a sweet move?"
Jiang Yifan was stunned by what Wanyi said. Looking from this angle, the two were indeed pulled together, but Jiang Yifan could clearly see that it was the girl who was holding Wan Ke tightly!
He thought for a while, nodded and said, "Well, it is true love, after all, he told me so."
I remember that in the classroom yesterday, Wan Ke told Jiang Yifan swearingly that this girl is definitely his true love, and she fits his requirements very well.
Although looking at it this way, it not only meets and somewhat 'surpasses' Vanke's requirements, but it is still of that type after all.
Jiang Yifan grinned and looked at Wanyi, "You're quite experienced in these things. Could it be that you've had several boyfriends before?"
Wanyi shook her head, "No, Dad won't let me have sex."
"Then how do you know?" Jiang Yifan asked in surprise.
Wanyi showed a smile like a smile, and said softly, "It's just a feeling. Don't you know that women have a strong sixth sense?"
"I only know that women's IQ can be compared to Sherlock Holmes's when they are catching rape!" Jiang Yifan muttered to himself, and then looked over there again.
At this time, Wan Ke did not say what Wanyi said, but what Jiang Yifan said, his heart was broken. It really is full of ideals, but the reality is very skinny. He originally thought he was the lover of his dreams, but what he saw now But it was the devil in the dream!
Still an oversized devil!
When he sees this girl, he always feels like a million muddy horses galloping past!
He thought about running away, and then dragged Jiang Yifan straight back to the blue enchantress!He was going to find a temple to cultivate his heart and mind for a few days, and this time he was stimulated too much!
But just when he was about to run, the girl seemed to know what he was thinking, and pulled him back directly.The energy is so strong that Wan Ke has no chance to escape!
Although the girl wasn't that particularly beautiful type, she was a bit cute among fat people, and she said delicately, "Brother Ke, don't you really like me?"
"I don't like it! You have identified the wrong person." Wan Ke said indifferently.He didn't dare to look up now, didn't dare to look directly at this girl, he was worried that all the buns he ate in the morning would be spit out!
The girl shook his arm a few times, "But I really like you, and you also told me that I will not marry you in this life!"
To be honest, when he heard this sentence, Wan Ke suddenly wanted to buy a piece of tofu to try the hardness of the south wall, and he wanted to die!
Online dating is unreliable!Unreliable!
He is now thinking about how to get rid of this fat girl, and then run away!
He secretly muttered in his heart, if only Jiang Yifan was here, he must have a hundred bad ideas to get himself out!
Turning his eyes, he said to the girl, "Well... can I go to the bathroom first!"
"I'll go with you!" the girl said bluntly.
Wan Ke spread his hands and said helplessly, "I'm going to the boys' bathroom!"
"Then I'll wait for you at the door!" The girl held Van Ke's arm paranoidly.
Wan Ke pondered for a while, and if he could hide for a second, it was a second. After all, the two of them walked towards the bathroom, similar to public toilets where boys are on the left and girls are on the right.There is a wall in between!
Jiang Yifan quickly broke free from the girl's hand and ran directly into the bathroom, and called Jiang Yifan.
Jiang Yifan was chatting with Wanyi, seeing Wan Ke calling, he picked it up, "What's the matter, my young master Wan?"
"Boss, help! Help!" Wan Ke cried out in a crying voice.
Jiang Yifan raised his eyebrows and said with a playful smile, "Help? What's wrong with you? Did you fall into the toilet pit?"
"Oh, boss, I really don't have time to joke with you right now, you should quickly think of a way to get me out of here." Wan Ke shouted anxiously.
Jiang Yifan smiled, "Isn't that your true love? You still have to get rid of the wool, just do as I said, chat a few words, go up and take a ride on the Ferris wheel, then have a meal, watch a movie, what do you want to do at night What are you doing?"
"Jiang Yifan!" Wan Ke suddenly yelled, almost breaking Jiang Yifan's eardrums, and then a very aggrieved voice came out, "Boss, I beg you, please save me quickly, that is not true love."
"What's that?" Jiang Yifan turned on the speakerphone, and Wanyi heard it now.
Wan Ke shouted word by word, "That's a dinosaur! And it's a carnivorous Tyrannosaurus rex!"
"Hahahahaha!" Both Jiang Yifan and Wanyi couldn't help laughing.
"You still want to laugh, hurry up and find a way for me!" Wan Ke was about to cry.
Jiang Yifan thought for a while, "Well, you stabilize that girl first, and then take her out. I'll wait at the gate by car. You can find a way to drive him away at the gate for a minute or two, and then get in the car quickly. Let's fly away immediately." run!"
After hearing this, Wan Ke nodded his head heavily, and said, "Boss, you must hurry up, I can't stay here for a minute, I want to go back, even if I'm lonely for the rest of my life, don't look for girls on the Internet anymore." , are all liars!"
ps: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!Ye Zi wishes everyone a happy family and all the best!
(End of this chapter)
Looking at it from Jiang Yifan's angle, Wan Ke was standing next to the girl just now.
This time, the facial features can be seen clearly.
Oh, no, it should be said that I can't see clearly!
You can just see the person standing over there.
Because this girl's facial features seem to be piled together, her face is a bit big, big is not the main thing, the main thing is fat!
Fat enough to cover the facial features.
Indeed, as Wan Ke said, the girl was a head lower than him, with fair skin, wearing a green coat and red hat.Khaki pants.
There is quite a visual sense of scrambled eggs with tomatoes and wrongly put leeks on it!
The girl stood by Van Ke's side, holding his arm with one hand.It seems to be saying something.
Jiang Yifan looked down, the girl's waist can never be compared with the waist, it can be replaced with a bucket, and the thickness of one leg can be compared to the sum of Wan Ke's legs!
It is almost as wide as the top and bottom, and it looks like a ham sausage!
Jiang Yifan could clearly feel that Wan Ke's heart was collapsing at this time...
He grinned and leaned against the pillar of the gazebo. After Wanyi looked at it, he murmured dumbfoundedly, "Is this the legendary true love?"
Jiang Yifan froze for a moment, then turned his head and asked, "What?"
"I mean, they are definitely in love!" Wanyi walked to Jiang Yifan's side and explained, "You saw that girl, right? Ordinary men may have to stay away when they see it, but look at your friend, not only did he not leave, but the two seem to be holding hands!"
"In this way, it is the first time we meet again, so it can definitely be called true love. If it is true love, how can there be such a sweet move?"
Jiang Yifan was stunned by what Wanyi said. Looking from this angle, the two were indeed pulled together, but Jiang Yifan could clearly see that it was the girl who was holding Wan Ke tightly!
He thought for a while, nodded and said, "Well, it is true love, after all, he told me so."
I remember that in the classroom yesterday, Wan Ke told Jiang Yifan swearingly that this girl is definitely his true love, and she fits his requirements very well.
Although looking at it this way, it not only meets and somewhat 'surpasses' Vanke's requirements, but it is still of that type after all.
Jiang Yifan grinned and looked at Wanyi, "You're quite experienced in these things. Could it be that you've had several boyfriends before?"
Wanyi shook her head, "No, Dad won't let me have sex."
"Then how do you know?" Jiang Yifan asked in surprise.
Wanyi showed a smile like a smile, and said softly, "It's just a feeling. Don't you know that women have a strong sixth sense?"
"I only know that women's IQ can be compared to Sherlock Holmes's when they are catching rape!" Jiang Yifan muttered to himself, and then looked over there again.
At this time, Wan Ke did not say what Wanyi said, but what Jiang Yifan said, his heart was broken. It really is full of ideals, but the reality is very skinny. He originally thought he was the lover of his dreams, but what he saw now But it was the devil in the dream!
Still an oversized devil!
When he sees this girl, he always feels like a million muddy horses galloping past!
He thought about running away, and then dragged Jiang Yifan straight back to the blue enchantress!He was going to find a temple to cultivate his heart and mind for a few days, and this time he was stimulated too much!
But just when he was about to run, the girl seemed to know what he was thinking, and pulled him back directly.The energy is so strong that Wan Ke has no chance to escape!
Although the girl wasn't that particularly beautiful type, she was a bit cute among fat people, and she said delicately, "Brother Ke, don't you really like me?"
"I don't like it! You have identified the wrong person." Wan Ke said indifferently.He didn't dare to look up now, didn't dare to look directly at this girl, he was worried that all the buns he ate in the morning would be spit out!
The girl shook his arm a few times, "But I really like you, and you also told me that I will not marry you in this life!"
To be honest, when he heard this sentence, Wan Ke suddenly wanted to buy a piece of tofu to try the hardness of the south wall, and he wanted to die!
Online dating is unreliable!Unreliable!
He is now thinking about how to get rid of this fat girl, and then run away!
He secretly muttered in his heart, if only Jiang Yifan was here, he must have a hundred bad ideas to get himself out!
Turning his eyes, he said to the girl, "Well... can I go to the bathroom first!"
"I'll go with you!" the girl said bluntly.
Wan Ke spread his hands and said helplessly, "I'm going to the boys' bathroom!"
"Then I'll wait for you at the door!" The girl held Van Ke's arm paranoidly.
Wan Ke pondered for a while, and if he could hide for a second, it was a second. After all, the two of them walked towards the bathroom, similar to public toilets where boys are on the left and girls are on the right.There is a wall in between!
Jiang Yifan quickly broke free from the girl's hand and ran directly into the bathroom, and called Jiang Yifan.
Jiang Yifan was chatting with Wanyi, seeing Wan Ke calling, he picked it up, "What's the matter, my young master Wan?"
"Boss, help! Help!" Wan Ke cried out in a crying voice.
Jiang Yifan raised his eyebrows and said with a playful smile, "Help? What's wrong with you? Did you fall into the toilet pit?"
"Oh, boss, I really don't have time to joke with you right now, you should quickly think of a way to get me out of here." Wan Ke shouted anxiously.
Jiang Yifan smiled, "Isn't that your true love? You still have to get rid of the wool, just do as I said, chat a few words, go up and take a ride on the Ferris wheel, then have a meal, watch a movie, what do you want to do at night What are you doing?"
"Jiang Yifan!" Wan Ke suddenly yelled, almost breaking Jiang Yifan's eardrums, and then a very aggrieved voice came out, "Boss, I beg you, please save me quickly, that is not true love."
"What's that?" Jiang Yifan turned on the speakerphone, and Wanyi heard it now.
Wan Ke shouted word by word, "That's a dinosaur! And it's a carnivorous Tyrannosaurus rex!"
"Hahahahaha!" Both Jiang Yifan and Wanyi couldn't help laughing.
"You still want to laugh, hurry up and find a way for me!" Wan Ke was about to cry.
Jiang Yifan thought for a while, "Well, you stabilize that girl first, and then take her out. I'll wait at the gate by car. You can find a way to drive him away at the gate for a minute or two, and then get in the car quickly. Let's fly away immediately." run!"
After hearing this, Wan Ke nodded his head heavily, and said, "Boss, you must hurry up, I can't stay here for a minute, I want to go back, even if I'm lonely for the rest of my life, don't look for girls on the Internet anymore." , are all liars!"
ps: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!Ye Zi wishes everyone a happy family and all the best!
(End of this chapter)
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