medical marriage

Chapter 240
The two were crowded on the not-so-spacious sofa, he stretched out his long arms, picked up the thin blanket that had fallen from the ground and covered the two of them, still wanting more.

But Shi Youxi stared at him desperately, as if he had snatched some family treasure from her, the hand around his waist went around behind his back without showing any hatred, and grabbed it hard.

Yu Ziyao snorted in pain, and a dangerous light flashed in his eyes again: "Little wild cat, didn't you catch enough just now?" This hot feeling is more than just pain.

"How dare you!" Shi Youxi pushed him with glaring eyes, but the force she used was limp. She was angry that she was useless because she was always bullied by him so that she had no room to fight back.

"Can I take it as a provocation?" He held the hand that pushed him, and kissed it on his lips.

"Come on, tell me now, do I have Alzheimer's?"

"No!" she answered quickly and loudly.

"So cute!" He patted her head in satisfaction and kissed her forehead.

I bother!

Shi Youxi silently slandered.

old man!Die uncle!Obviously old cows eat tender grass, but they still don't let people tell the truth!A wrinkle-free old goblin!I curse you that you can't do it for the next ten years!

Wait... no!
Alas, this seems too vicious?In ten years, she will be 32 years old by then!
That won't work!She can't have a baby until she is 32 years old, and her figure is not recovering well!

At that time, in case of severe deformation after giving birth to a child, the waist is thicker than a water tower, the fat shakes three times with one step, and the neck has no length but width like a serial sleeve...

Oh My God!Can't even think about it!
What's more, if she really wanted to become like that, wouldn't he have to kick her into the limbo, and then happily run to look for mistress?That's not good, isn't the gain outweigh the loss?

No no no!

Ten years is too long!Or five years... four years!Four years later, she was just 26 years old, which coincided with the planned time to have a child!

Well, just four years!

No, no, no, no!
After he hadn't touched a woman for 11 years, if he was made to be horny for another four years, wouldn't the 26-year-old have to be squeezed by him day and night like she is now?

Otherwise a year...

a month...

One week……

one day……

never mind!Or curse him for not being able to do it today! !
okay!Such a happy decision!
Thinking of this, she suddenly "giggled" and laughed so hard that her shoulders shook.

"Have you scolded enough?" Yu Ziyao looked down at her with a smile on his face.

"Hmm!" She was immersed in her own imagination, nodded without any thought, and smiled even more happily.

"Excellent?" The corners of his mouth twitched a few times, his eyes darkened.

Although seeing her suddenly quiet down, with a strange light in her eyes, he guessed that she must be slandering him!I didn't expect to feel so uncomfortable when I heard her admit that she scolded him in her heart!

"Yeah!" She nodded again forgetfully, completely unaware that the danger was coming towards her.

"Okay! Now that you're happy, it's my turn!" Yu Ziyao's face can be described as a black pot, he hugged her and turned around, and put her on his body...

Shi Youxi didn't even have time to scream, and was eaten by the big bad wolf!

At this moment, Shi Youxi finally understood what it means to "come out of the mouth", what it means to "do evil by yourself", what it means to "lift a stone and shoot yourself in the foot", and what it means to be inferior to a beast!

Of course, this beast might as well refer to Yu Ziyao!

Painful realization!

"Tell me, what did you scold me in your heart just now?" She coaxed softly.

"Master, if you do this again, I'll jump off!" She pointed at the window like a staunch virgin.

Yu Ziyao shrugged his shoulders and smiled, "Okay then! I'll make you dinner, replenish your strength, and ask later!"

Shi Youxi was going crazy: "Don't pull me! I'm going to jump off a building! You beast! Did you save all the energy of the past ten years and use it to bully me all at once!"

Her accusation is so serious, he blinked innocently: "Honey, don't you want me to defend myself like a jade for you for 11 years?"

"I beg you to go outside and find a woman to vent out what you've accumulated over the past 11 years! In the future, we can still discuss and talk about it!" Shi Youxi angrily cast aside and disdain to the extreme.

If she thought it was a good thing for him to keep himself clean in the past 11 years, but after being dismantled and eaten by him many times, she now feels that this is simply killing her life!
Kill her!

"Let's think about it, the one standing there on the side of the road waving openly, the cheapest one is more than 100 points, and the most expensive one is only more than 300 points! If you go to KTV, the starting price is two hundred, and the most expensive one is only one thousand! If it is takeaway , one is only three thousand..."

Now, Shi Youxi couldn't calm down anymore.

Enduring the pain of backache, backache and leg cramps, he sat up straight, pointed his slender index finger at the end of his nose, and snarled and questioned him angrily:
"How do you know so clearly? Yu Ziyao, you still say that you have kept your body like a jade for 11 years! You are a fucking liar! How many girls have you recruited and how many times have you delivered takeaways? Huh?"

"What's wrong? You were the one who asked me to go out to find women, and now you are the one who blamed me for going out to find women... Tsk, should I go out to find women? Or shouldn't I go out to find women? This question is true. It's quite nerve-wracking, I have to think about it!" Yu Ziyao stroked his chin, stood up and walked out.

Shi Youxi watched him go out with his mouth squinted, and complained for himself in aggrieved way: Just now she said that she asked him to go out to find a woman, that's all she said!
Half an hour later, three dishes and one soup were brought to the table, but the ones upstairs hadn't come down yet.

Yu Ziyao smiled knowingly, this jealous man should be taught a lesson, he would get a divorce every now and then, and go out to find a woman!

This habit cannot be formed, it must be changed!
Stepping up the stairs, you have to change your habits, and you still have to eat this meal!

She was starved to death, but he was the one who felt distressed!
Opening the door, the room was pitch black. He turned on the light, but he couldn't find the person he was looking for.

He was startled, he didn't really believe it, and ran away while he wasn't paying attention, right?

He walked to the dressing room in three steps at a time, opened the closet, and was relieved to see all her clothes hanging there.

The angry person is not in the room, so where does that go?

Yu Ziyao searched from room to room, and finally found Shi Youxi in the study who was at his desk.

"What are you writing?" He leaned over to look, and on a piece of A4 paper, there were five big characters "divorce agreement"!
Shi Youxi snorted coldly, and blocked the written part with his hand.

Just like an examinee, in order to prevent others from stealing the answer, he half-folded on the table and circled the A4 paper tightly with his arms.

"Nonsense!" Yu Ziyao took the pen away from her hand, and looked at him sternly, his eyes filled with ice scum that he hadn't seen for a long time.

Shi Youxi gritted his teeth and stared back at him, showing no sign of weakness.

But she knew that every time he mentioned the matter of divorce, he would never pamper and tolerate her like he did with other matters!
So in this matter, if she doesn't bow her head and admit her mistake first, he will never show her a good face!Not to mention divorce!It is impossible to think and know with your toes!
"Why do you have a lot of experience, but I am blank? Is it fair?"

"Then you are going to find another man to practice?"

"why not?"

"Okay, I'll arrange it for you!"

"..."

"Don't you want to practice? You have to find a few people who can catch your eye, clean and disease-free, right? If there is any infectious disease, wouldn't you have to drag me into the water?"

"Yu Ziyao, I don't even dislike you for taking out food, how dare you dislike me?"

"Takeaway? I think it's dirty!"

"..."

"Do you still want to find a man?"

"You don't need to pretend to be kind!"

"Then obediently let me live a stable life! If you dare to ask for a divorce again, believe it or not, I will destroy you directly!"

"..."

"Are you divorced?"

"Don't leave! If you leave, wouldn't that be exactly what you want, and just give you a chance to find takeaway? I'm not that stupid!"

The corner of Yu Ziyao's mouth twitched uncontrollably again, completely defeated by her: "I'm just kidding, I think it's dirty to go to that kind of place to find women!"

"Not once?" She still didn't believe it.

"Except for the first time, I have no experience. I was tricked by my classmates to find a woman who I can't remember what she looks like for experience! Since then, I really haven't had a takeaway again!" Yu Ziyao confessed honestly.

Shi Youxi was so angry that she couldn't speak, her first time she had worked so hard for more than [-] years and was reluctant to contribute!But he gave it to a woman who sold it!
"Classmate? Which classmate?" She swore that she must find that classmate and search for their ancestral grave!
"Junior high school students, I have long forgotten!" Yu Ziyao thought for a while and shook his head.

"Pfft!" A mouthful of old blood spurted out uncontrollably: "Yu Ziyao, you actually just... just... that!"

"Just curious, so I tried it! This is a stage that everyone in adolescence will go through..."

"Shameless is shameless, and you have to say it so nicely! You will go through any puberty? Why didn't I go through it? Good cabbage was given to you by such a shameless pig!" Shi Youxi kicked him and decided Let's continue writing the divorce agreement!
"..." Yu Ziyao was speechless for a moment, so the cabbage was kicked by a pig?Is this pig finger him or her?

"Bring back the pen, I'll continue writing!" She roared angrily.

Yu Ziyao frowned, and said in a deep voice: "It happened hundreds of years ago, and I still have to use it to anger myself. If I knew this, I might as well make up a lie to deceive you!"

"I'd rather you lie to me! You can tell me that you gave me your first time!" Shi Youxi's nose suddenly turned sour, and the circles of his eyes turned red.

Wronged!I am so wronged!
"Don't cry, I know I was wrong! I can't change what happened before, but I swear, you will be my last woman in this life!" He panicked when he saw her tears, because he liked her so he cared!Every time she cries, his heart tightens and hurts...

"I know, you are already married to me in this life, and according to the rules of the Yu family, you cannot divorce! So, you plan to keep it in the next life, and continue to be with other women in the next life..."

"I was wrong. In my next life, the next life... No, forever and ever, you will be the only woman!"

Seriously, this woman is more tiring than a major operation!

A person has only one life, how can there be another life?

All those unscrupulous TV dramas were blindly edited and directed, and how many generations have been harmed!

"You mean what you say?" She sniffed.

He raised up three fingers: "A promise is guaranteed!"

"Okay, pull the hook!" She stretched out her little finger towards him, looking at him with tears in her eyes.

"Pull...hook!" Childish!
How many years had he not done such a childish action?
After pulling the checkmark and stamping the stamp, she smiled through tears.

Yu Ziyao breathed a sigh of relief, the first thing to do was to snatch the half-finished divorce agreement and tear it into pieces.

But this also made him understand a truth, he really can't tell the truth about everything in the future!

That's not honesty, that's stupid!
In front of her, the principle of being frank and lenient is not feasible!

(End of this chapter)