What to do if you accidentally blow up the earth

Chapter 1 The Earth Blows Up
(If there is a missing segment, please don't care, because you are blocked from crying)
"We people are really, really happy today.
, New Year's Eve talks about saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new..."

Halfway up the Kunlun Mountains, there was a young man who looked seventeen or eighteen years old, ordinary in appearance, invisible in the crowd, with a dog's tail grass in his mouth, and a mean smile on his face , carrying a five or six-pound schoolbag, singing a song called "Happy Today", walking towards Kunlun Mountain, a small forest.

The boy's name was Lin Bei, he was 19 years old, and he was a freshman in Yeji University. Today happened to be the summer vacation of Yeji University.

Originally, Lin Bei planned to just hang out at home this summer vacation, but Lin Bei's parents did not allow Lin Bei to be an otaku at home. In the words of his parents: Being an otaku has no future and no girlfriend.

Therefore, Lin Bei was very hard-pressed, and his parents forced him to sign up for a three-day Kunlun Mountain tour group, allowing him to see the outside world and stop being an otaku.

There was no way, Lin Bei originally planned to hang on, but his parents had already made a decision, and they were forced to accept it.

Moreover, Lin Bei also came with his own younger brother: Lin Hai.

Lin Hai is only one year younger than Lin Bei, but compared with Lin Bei, no matter in terms of appearance, grades, and character, he is [-] times ahead of Lin Bei.

Therefore, the Lin family has two children from other people's families, but one is a positive teaching material and the other is a negative teaching material.

"People have three urgencies, only the urgency to urinate can't bear it, it's true."

After Lin Bei talked to his younger brother Lin Hai, he broke away from the tour group and walked to the grove alone for convenience.

If you want to go conveniently, you need to walk another kilometer or so to get to the bathroom. Lin Bei, who is in a hurry to urinate, can't wait. If he urinates on the spot, he will lose face.

"No one, just right!"

Walking to a strangely shaped boulder and finding no one around, Lin Bei immediately pulled down his pants and let his second brother release as much as he could.

"Huh, cool!"

After a jolt and two shakes, Lin Bei pulled up his pants and was about to return to the tour group. Suddenly, the big rock that Lin Bei shot with his urine suddenly emitted a faint light.

"Huh? What's going on?"

Although the faint light was very weak, Lin Bei still saw it. Curiously, he came over and touched this strangely shaped large glowing stone with his hands.

Suddenly, when Lin Bei touched the boulder, he was cut by a sharp and tiny stone tip on the surface of the boulder, leaving a tiny wound, and blood dripped on the boulder.

"Damn, it really hurts..."

Isn't it true that a finger is cut, it hurts more than a cut of the skin.

Just after Lin Bei's blood touched the boulder, a white light suddenly erupted from the boulder, and a dark hole appeared under Lin Bei's feet. Before Lin Bei could react, he fell into the dark hole.

"Ahhh! Hold the grass!"

Before the entrance of the cave was closed, after Lin Bei scolded, he disappeared. If it wasn't for the urine stains on the big stone, no one would have noticed that someone had been active here.

……

"Ahhhh!!!"

Lin Bei's screams kept ringing out, and the whole person was in the process of falling objects.

thump……

Finally, Lin Bei fell onto an unknown lake, causing waves and ending the 30-second male soprano. [Please note that it is unknown, don't say that you are dead or not 彡(￣_￣;) 彡wind in a mess]

"Bah! I'm scared to death."

Spit out the water in his mouth, and then grabbed the travel bag on his body. Seeing a bright light not far away, Lin Bei swam towards the bright spot without saying a word.

"Huh, huh... You're saved, by the way, where is this place?"

Lin Bei raised his head, looked around, and found that there was a futon, a wooden table, an oil lamp that had been burning for an unknown amount of time and a jade tube on the table.

After recovering a little strength, he stood up, walked towards the table, and picked up the jade tube placed on the table, curiously asked: "What is this, jade tube? Is this the legend of jumping off a cliff?" The magic power obtained after that?!"

Thinking about it this way, looking at the jade tube in his hand, there was a trace of fire in his eyes.

"However, how do I use this thing, and how do I get out?!"

Lin Bei thought of an important question, there is no exit here, how should he leave? !
"Damn! Is it possible that I will die in this hole in my lifetime of fame? No, I haven't had a girlfriend yet, and I haven't broken (harmonious) place yet!"

At some point, Lin Bei had already given up, because no matter how much he complained, no one would come to save him, and his mobile phone was flooded and could not be used.

Tired of shouting and shouting, Lin Bei arranged the futon, put his head directly on it, and then fell asleep...

After Lin Bei fell into a deep sleep, he saw that the jade tube in Lin Bei's hand suddenly glowed with golden light, and at the same time, a seemingly incomparably mysterious Dao scripture suddenly emerged from the jade tube, circling continuously above Lin Bei.

When Lin Bei woke up, Lin Bei covered his head, feeling that his head was about to explode. After a long time, the sense of bursting in his brain gradually weakened, and then he began to recall the words that had been forced into his mind. memory.

The memory that was forced into it was a method called "Void Body Refining Jue", which included two steps: body training and soul refining. At the same time, "Void Body Refining Jue" was divided into nine steps, each step Divided into nine small stages, the number of ninety-nine, after refining, not to mention invincible in the world, at least there are only five fingers in the world who can match you.

Moreover, according to the message, as long as Lin Bei reaches the third step of "Void Body Training Art", he will be able to leave this broken cave.

"Could it be possible to leave this broken cave as long as I practice this "Void Body Training Art"?!"

Thinking about it this way, Lin Bei's silent heart became alive again. Although I don't know how long it will take to practice the third step, there is always hope, right?
In this way, Lin Bei finally started to practice. While Lin Bei was practicing, his family members were frantically looking for him. At the same time, the social media also began to broadcast: Kunlun Mountain, a man is missing or something...

All in all, in order to find such a missing person as Lin Bei, the Lin family used all their connections. However, after dozens of days of searching, it was possible to get the news that Lin Bei was dead.

After all, it is impossible for a person not to eat or drink for dozens of days. Although it was cruel to Lin Bei's family, the police still told Lin Bei's family.

And Lin Bei's family seemed to accept it. Although it was very sad, life still needed to live.

In this way, Lin Bei's name gradually faded out of everyone's sight until 3 years later (don't ask what the pig's feet eat, it absorbs the energy of the void, refines the body and soul and also has the function of eating)...

Inside the cave, Lin Bei opened his eyes, a golden light flashed, Lin Bei felt the endless power in his body, and smiled.

"Hahaha, finally broke through to the third step of "Void Body Training Art"! I don't know how long it took."

That's what Lin Bei said. According to the information given by the jade tube before, if you want to get out of the cave, you have to break through the third step of "Void Body Training Art". Now, Lin Bei has broken through and only needs to use one-tenth of the With power, they can break through the cave and return to human society.

"Hahaha! You can finally come out! Break it for me!"

Lin Bei laughed and began to charge his left hand, only to see that the void began to vibrate, and cracks visible to the naked eye began to appear.

"Hold the grass, what's going on?! This is different from what is recorded on the jade tube."

It is recorded on the jade tube that the third step of "Void Body Training Art" is fully stimulated, which can shatter mountains and rivers, let alone shatter mountains and rivers, even the void is shattered.

"Why don't you try it with one ten-thousandth strength?"

After practicing the "Void Body Training Art", Lin Bei's control over himself has reached the extreme.

"Well, it didn't shatter the void..."

Seeing that one ten-thousandth of the power did not shatter the void, Lin Bei was relieved, and then looked at the ground, smiling constantly.

"Dad, Mom, Lin Hai, I'm back, wait for me! Clam!"

A punch bombarded the ground, and then...

Looking from Mars towards the Earth, a flash of fire suddenly appeared in the sky.

"Wow! So beautiful~"

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