What to do if you accidentally blow up the earth

Chapter 259 Ridiculous (fourth update!)
After hearing the words, Xian Ruyi smiled slightly, and suddenly walked towards Lin Bei, intending to kiss Lin Bei's forehead, but Lin Bei backed away and looked at Xian Ruyi's taste: "Emperor Mother, what are you doing?" what for?"

"Tsk, I didn't expect Mrs. Ying Long to be a conservative person. You wouldn't accept my concubine's first kiss for you."

"Ahem, pay attention, I am a person with a fiancee, and I will not do anything wrong to my fiancee."

Lin Bei pretended to be calm and said.

"Oh? Is that so? Master Ying Long, you have seen all of my concubine's body and your disciple's body before. Could it be that you haven't cheated on me before?"

"Stop, stop, stop, this is force majeure, do you understand what force majeure is?"

When Lin Bei was mentioned by Xian Ruyi, his face turned red instantly. Who knew that when they transformed, they had no clothes on their bodies. Isn't this cheating?
Moreover, as soon as Xian Ruyi mentioned it, Xian Ruyi and Tang Ling's delicate body flashed in Lin Bei's mind again. When he thought of this, Lin Bei quickly dismissed this thought, but found that the more he wanted to forget, the more The more clearly you think.

No, in a hurry, Lin Bei suddenly remembered that Leng Wushuang's delicate body in the bathroom of the villa in Kama Star, well, all of them were pushed down. Although the thoughts are not pure, at least the spirit There is no derailment.

"Since Mr. Ying Long is unwilling to accept the concubine's first kiss, forget it. The concubine's first kiss is always reserved for Mr. Ying Long. If Mr. Ying Long suddenly wants one day, come to the Baihua Palace in the Southern Region , I welcome Lord Yinglong to come anytime~"

Xian Ruyi looked at Lin Bei's increasingly calm face, and said jokingly, Lin Bei became depressed when he heard the words, unexpectedly, he was molested by a female insect today, even though the mother queen's body is an insect, but, Now that the queen mother has transformed into a form, she is also a well-known beauty in the land of the five regions.

"Okay, if I continue talking, I will turn my face."

Seeing that Xian Ruyi showed signs of continuing to speak, Lin Bei quickly stopped him, fearing that Xian Ruyi would say something earth-shattering if he continued.

On the side, Tang Ling saw that her master's face was reddened by Xian Ruyi's random words, and she was curious, so she wrote it down, and later, she would ask her master's wife to ask, and the relationship between the two What is going on in the conversation.

After all, Tang Ling was just a blade mantis born less than half a year ago. It was only by chance that Lin Bei bought it from an insect dealer in Mars, and then a series of coincidences happened, which led to today's mantis. Achievement.

Although Tang Ling is now the Queen of Zerg Blades, her thoughts are very pure. She is not fighting or practicing martial arts. She is not like Meigan, staying at home every day and watching those so-called love dramas.

What Lin Bei didn't know was that after some interaction with Xian Ruyi, Tang Ling actually "asked" Leng Wushuang for advice, which made Lin Bei very depressed at the time.

"Okay, since Master Ying Long is tired of me, I will not stay any longer. I will go to the outer universe now, hoping to meet Master Ying Long again."

"Okay, see you soon."

When Xian Ruyi heard the words, she smiled slightly, and then flew to the outer universe according to the will of the inner universe.

Lin Bei looked at Xian Ruyi whose figure was gradually disappearing, and said to Tang Ling, "Tang Ling, go and sort out the Zerg affairs. I will do one thing first, and I will come back to pick you up later."

"Yes, Master!"

Although Tang Ling is now the queen mother of the Zerg Race, her respect for Lin Bei is getting stronger and stronger.

Hearing this, Lin Bei smiled and disappeared. As for where he went, he naturally went to find Tiandao to settle accounts.

No, he dared to "attack" himself before, so he had to ask for an explanation no matter what.

After Lin Bei entered the Tiandao space, he found that Tiandao seemed to know that Lin Bei was coming, so he stood there early, greeted Lin Bei with a smile and said, "Welcome to the Tiandao space."

"Hmph, you know you're wrong, and you're ready to plead guilty? Don't worry, I'll do my best this time, and I won't make you feel too much pain."

Tiandao heard the words, shook his head and smiled: "No, no, no, this time I have caught your handle, why don't you please me?"

You know, after dozens of days of observation in the inner universe, Tiandao finally discovered Lin Bei's weakness.

Besides his parents, there is another person: Leng Wushuang.

Leng Wushuang, as Lin Bei's fiancée, has a natural ability to restrain Lin Bei (in Tiandao's view), every time Tiandao sees Lin Bei and Leng Wushuang get along, it is basically Leng Wushuang.

Now, the series of interactions between Lin Bei and Xian Ruyi just now were seen by Tian Dao, and not only saw it, but also recorded it on the holographic projector.

As for how the holographic projector came about, it was naturally obtained by the avatar through traveling the Dragon Empire.

With this piece of evidence, Tiandao can finally "have no fear" about Lin Bei, and finally has enough confidence in front of Lin Bei. If Lin Bei does anything to offend him, then the projector will be sent to Leng Wushou Naturally, Leng Wushuang will start to "punish" Lin Bei.

"Oh? What's the handle?"

Hearing this, Lin Bei pretended to be crazy and said stupidly.

"Naturally, it's a conversation between you and Xian Ruyi. Pay attention to your attitude."

Hearing the words, Tiandao said with an "arrogant" face. After being beaten up by Lin Bei before, Tiandao, as the guardian of order, had no way to vent his anger. Now, Tiandao finally found Lin Bei's handle, how could he not show up? Prestige.

"Yeah, so what are you going to do?"

Hearing this, Lin Bei walked towards Tiandao silently, and at the same time, his hands began to move his muscles and bones, making a clicking sound, and asked towards Tiandao.

"Hey, what are you going to do? Come here again, and I'll tell your fiancee!"

"Oh? Do you know what I hate the most?"

At this moment, Lin Bei patted Tiandao on the shoulder and asked with a smile on his face.

"Angels? Extraterritorial reptiles?"

"That's right, but unfortunately you forgot to mention one more."

"what?"

"I hate people threatening me the most!"

After finishing speaking, no matter how Tiandao shouted, no one could save him anyway. After a while, the voice of Tiandao being trampled by Lin Bei sounded again in Tiandao space.

After some time, Lin Bei seemed to feel comfortable. He kicked the colorful Tiandao who was beaten by himself and said, "You told me before, why did you catch me?"

"No! Nothing caught!"

"Oh, that's good, by the way, you won't tell Wushuang secretly, will you?"

At this time, Lin Bei squatted down, like a hooligan teasing a girl's smile, looked at Tiandao and smiled.

Hearing this, Tiandao trembled all over his body, and quickly turned his head and said no, just kidding, if he really told Leng Wushuang, although he felt comfortable for a while, after the comfort passed, what awaited him would be endless "chasing and killing" "...

　The fifth is a little later...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)