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Chapter 28 No.40 Chapter 44 Please Call Me Master, Maid
"You! Shut up!"

Seeing that Lin Bei was about to eat the ice grass, Leng Wushuang immediately stopped him.

Icegrass is indeed edible, but if taken directly, the cold power produced by it cannot be resisted by ordinary practitioners. Therefore, it is usually supplemented with medicinal materials and taken as a medicine.

"Huh? Why? This is my reward."

"You, you just can't eat!"

"Then what if I'm hungry?"

"I'll do it now! Okay?"

There is no way, ice grass and ice soul beads are too rare on Karma planet, even the mercenary organization general exchange list of Karma star is scarce, if you want to transport them through other planets, don't even think about it, just Leng Wushuang felt distressed for the shipping fee at that day's price.

Therefore, how could she let go of finding rewards for these two scarce items after so much effort? If she hadn't been strong enough, she would have left by herself.

"Really? I'm so touched that the eldest lady actually did it herself, so hurry up."

"Understood! Just wait for me!"

Leng Wushuang looked at Lin Bei's appearance of being beaten, and secretly wrote down this matter in her heart. One day, she would need "revenge!".

After a while, Lin Bei sat at the dining table to familiarize himself with the contents of the holographic quantum watch. Suddenly, he smelled the aroma of delicious food coming from the kitchen. Well, the aroma is perfect.

With a cold face, Leng Wushuang walked up to Lin Bei, put the prepared noodles in front of Lin Bei, and said in a cold tone, "Eat quickly!"

"Hey, miss, what's your tone? You know, I'm a very timid person. If I'm scared, I can't help tearing something, such as grass."

Saying that, he took out a plant of ice grass from the space bracelet, then pretended to be trembling, and prepared to tear off the ice grass.

"No! Lin Bei, please eat."

Seeing that Lin Bei seemed to really destroy the Frost Grass, Leng Wushuang was about to be really scared. If Lin Bei destroyed it, wouldn't she want to collect information about the Frost Grass again?In this way, wouldn't my mission be protracted again?
Therefore, in order to ensure that the ice grass will not be harmed, Leng Wushuang can only face the second man in her life, look at Lin Bei with the most gentle voice and say: "Lin Bei, don't be afraid, there is a sister here, don't worry about it." Someone will bully you."

"Well, miss, I believe you."

At the same time, he thought to himself: Xiao Mian, can't he cure you?Dare to be so domineering in front of me, don't scare you, I'm sorry I have your soft help.

Seeing Lin Bei start to eat noodles, Leng Wushuang pulled the stool opposite Lin Bei and sat down, looked at Lin Bei and said softly: "That Lin Bei, you..."

"Please call me Master."

"you……"

"I, Ice Grass, am afraid."

"Which young master, can I have a discussion?"

"Well, for the sake of your honesty, it's ok, let's talk, young master, I'll listen."

Lin Bei's face was full of smiles, seeing Leng Wushuang's expression of wanting to attack but not daring, for some reason, he had an inexplicable sense of honor, and for some reason, Lin Bei always wanted to bully Leng Wushuang, Why is this?

Hearing Lin Bei's answer, Leng Wushuang smiled bluntly, suppressed the anger in his heart, and said with a smirk: "Master, which ice grass is useless to you, why don't you discuss it with me? How about buying it for [-]?"

"Well, yes."

"Really?!"

"Of course, I, Lin Bei, never tell lies."

"That's good! Let's start trading now!"

As he said that, he took out the holographic quantum watch, clicked on Lin Bei's communication interface, and started sending money.

"Wait, I just said that it can be traded, but I didn't say when."

"Then when do you want to?"

Hearing this, Leng Wushuang frowned, obviously a little unhappy, because the sooner he got it, the faster he could improve his strength.

Moreover, a single plant of Icegrass might not be enough, because the genetic pharmacist she knew was only a newcomer to the bronze level, and it was still difficult to prepare the ice genetic medicine that had advanced to the innate stage.

"Well, let me think about it, at least I have to wait until my life is protected, right?"

"What do you mean?"

"Miss, can we not pursue the issue of the maid's photo?"

"No...you can!"

Seeing Lin Bei pretending to eat the ice grass again, Leng Wushuang immediately changed her words. If Lin Bei really ate it, she would have no place to cry. You know, one plant of the ice grass is less than one plant, and who would know? Whether the ice grass can cause harm to Lin Bei, she is waiting to form a group with Lin Bei to kill monsters.

Therefore, for the sake of the ice grass and Lin Bei's current "life safety", Leng Wushuang had to change his words. Anyway, he just said that he would not pursue it. Who knows behind the scenes?

"Well, it's good that the eldest lady doesn't pursue it, I have a video proof here!"

As he spoke, he raised his left hand, indicating that the holographic quantum watch has recorded what Leng Wushuang said just now.

"you!"

"Come to trade, woman, it's really troublesome, this one is for you."

"it is good!"

Leng Wushuang thought to himself: I'm not angry, I'm not angry, but I'm really angry, the more I think about it, the angrier I get!what to do?I really want to strangle Lin Bei to death! ! !

Ding, the Interstellar Bank account has arrived: 120 million.

"Huh? Miss, you gave me 120 million for a plant of Icegrass. I'm really touched!"

"Huh? I bought a copy from you. Don't you have a copy of Ice Grass? I bought them all."

"Miss, when did I say I sold all of them? I just meant to sell one plant."

"You, what's the use of my old lady wanting one plant? What my old lady wants is one! One! Do you understand?"

Seeing Leng Wushuang go crazy towards him, Lin Bei still had a smile on his face, propped his chin with both hands and said: "Miss, you didn't explain how much you want just now, and, with your attitude, it is difficult for me to cooperate with you ah."

Saying that, he took out another stalk of ice grass from the space bracelet, put it in his mouth, the mouth was cold, with a faint fragrance, and sure enough, the ice grass was edible.

"You, young master, can I have a discussion?"

There is no way, Lin Bei has the materials she urgently needs, otherwise, with her violent temper, apart from anything else, she will be beaten up, although most of them cannot be beat.

"Well, seeing your sincerity, my young master agrees."

"Can you trade the twelve Icegrass in your hand with me? I'll add another 20."

Leng Wushuang suppressed the furious anger in her heart, and said to Lin Bei in a gentle voice. At the same time, she seemed to understand that Lin Bei's character seemed to be a little greedy for money. As long as he grasped this point, perhaps the ice grass would be I can get it.

"Add 20 more? Yes, let's trade."

Not long after, the sound of 20 arriving in Lin Bei's interstellar bank account came again.

After Leng Wushuang successfully received the twelve ice grasses to the space ring, he sighed, and just as he was about to attack Lin Bei in the name of revenge, he saw Lin Bei take out one from the space bracelet. It was azure blue, with a ball of white mist beads inside. She knew that this was the Bingpo Soul Bead, and it was also one of the main materials she needed.

At this time, Lin Bei acted as if he was about to smash the ice soul bead. Seeing this, Leng Wushuang made a decisive decision and immediately shouted: "Let go of this bead!"

"Huh? Miss, what's wrong with you?"

Lin Bei turned his head and looked at Leng Wushuang holding his right hand tightly with both hands, not letting him smash it down, and asked with a smile on his face.

"Why do you want to smash this ice soul orb?!"

"It's nothing, I'm just curious about the soul inside, why, miss, you want it too?"

"Yes, 120 million, I bought it!"

"Hey, Missy looks quite rich, but I am very interested in this bead, what do you think should I do?"

As he spoke, he also picked up the Bingpo Soul Orb, pretending to be curious and began to look at the Bingpo Soul Orb.

"Tell me, what conditions do you need to sell it to me?"

"Miss is really straightforward, come, sign the contract, and I'll sell it to you."

I saw that Lin Bei did not know where to take out a contract that had already been written and handed it to Leng Wushuang. After Leng Wushuang took it, with a hint of anger and shyness on his face, he looked at Lin Bei and gritted his teeth: "This Is it your condition?"

The basic content of the contract is: Leng Wushuang needs to be Lin Bei's maid for a month. During this period, he must wear a maid outfit, and he must not settle accounts with Lin Bei afterwards, otherwise Lin Bei has the right to take back items related to the Bingpo Soul Orb.

"Yes, for my safety, sign the contract!"

Lin Bei said with an old fox-like smile in his eyes, according to the laws of the Dragon Empire, the contract is absolutely valid, and no one is allowed to violate the content of the signed contract. Once violated, the complainant will be appealed for the violation. Professionals will come to deliver warmth to your door.

Therefore, as long as you are a citizen of the Dragon Empire, once you sign the contract, you must not violate the content of the contract. There used to be some people who ignored the provisions of the contract, violated it arbitrarily, and even attacked the law enforcement officers who came to the door. It is already three feet high, and it may have been suppressed by others building a house.

"You, good! I sign!"

As he spoke, he directly signed his name on the contract, and at the same time thought to himself: Isn't it just a month's maid, isn't it just that I can't settle accounts with you because of this matter afterwards, right? When you offend my old lady in another matter, you will die!

"Yo, the eldest lady agreed so simply, it seems that I am too kind, do you want to add a few things? For example, warming the bed or something?"

"Lin Bei! Don't go too far!"

As soon as she heard the word "warm bed", Leng Wushuang's face flushed and turned red. You must know that she is the celestial daughter of Karma Star. When has she ever tried to be molested like this?Even if there is, it's just someone else thinking about it in secret. How can they say it directly like Lin Bei.

"Miss, have you forgotten the content of the contract?"

"you!"

"Ok?"

"Master!"

"Well, is this good? Well, let me give you this broken bead. It's useless except for a little coolness."

After speaking, he threw it towards Leng Wushuang casually, and the Bingpo Soul Orb flew into Leng Wushuang's arms, and was protected by Leng Wushuang in panic.

Although platinum-level materials such as ice soul beads would not be damaged if dropped on the ground, Leng Wushuang still protected them carefully and reacted instinctively.

"Miss, since I have given you the Ice Soul Orb, what about my interstellar coin?"

"Oh, the reward, I remember that it was written in the contract that the two parties only traded ice soul beads, and didn't mention interstellar coins?"

"??"

Sure enough, Lin Bei looked back at the contract he had written. Sure enough, it did not state the use of interstellar coins for transactions. What was mentioned here was only that Leng Wushuang became Lin Bei's maid for a month after trading the Ice Soul Orb.

"Fuck, I forgot to add it!"

Leng Wushuang actually took advantage of the loophole, just worked as a maid for a month, and didn't say to give interstellar coins.

"So, student Lin Bei, do I still need to give interstellar coins?"

Obviously, after seeing Lin Bei suffer a loss, Leng Wushuang kept smiling.

"Hmph, maid, pay attention to your own identity, please call me young master."

Although a million or so is gone, and the ducks in their mouths are flying away, it is not a loss to let Leng Wushuang be a maid for a month. At least, during this period, I can feel disgusted by Leng Wushuang.

"Yes, master, but you forgot, I'm just your ostensible maid, and it's not stated in the contract. As a maid, you must abide by the maid's rules."

After finishing speaking, Leng Wushuang put away the Bingpo Soul Orb, began to rub his fists, looked at Lin Bei with a kind smile and continued: "Then, my lovely young master, come and feel the love from your dear." Let's have a body massage by a maid."

"I don't think I need a massage."

"No, you need to..."

"Ow!"

"what!"

"Uh!"

"Clam!"

……

Early the next morning, Leng Wushuang rubbed his red and slender hands that were about to swell, looked at Lin Bei who was lying on the sofa and fell asleep with a monster face, and whispered: "This monster, what level of body training has you reached?" .”

Last night, no matter how Leng Wushuang gave Lin Bei a "kind greeting", Lin Bei didn't panic, and even made a sound of enjoyment. On the contrary, her fists had already turned red. It seemed that Leng Wushuang really gave Lin Bei Taste of the North "massage".

With a sigh, he walked to the dining table, threw the big bowl that Lin Bei had not thrown into the kitchen for washing last night, and threw it into the dishwasher in the kitchen, then opened the door, left, and drove his limited-edition sports car to his bronze apothecary. Friend: Su Wan go.

After Leng Wushuang left, Lin Bei opened his eyes, sat up straight and stretched, and calmed down to think about what he needed to do today.

After thinking about it for a while, Lin Bei found that he didn't seem to need to do anything. He now has about 170 million interstellar coins. If he lived his life with peace of mind, it would be enough to not have to work for decades.

In terms of missions, apart from the one given by Leng Wushuang, Maomao seems to have no other missions. Thinking about it this way, it seems that I can only be salty fish.

"No, I can't go on like this, I have to find something to do!"

Then Lin Bei looked at the holographic laptop on the sofa table, and began to revisit his old career: Otaku, review the otaku culture of this world, I have to say that after tens of thousands of years of development, I don’t know how many dramas have been developed, Enough for Lin Bei to look at him for several years.

When the sunset came and the day was about to pass, the door of the villa suddenly opened, and it turned out that Leng Wushuang had returned.

When I came back from this trip, Leng Wushuang was in a good mood, because my friend finally prepared the genetic medicine of ice, and the success rate was quite high. Twelve plants prepared six bottles, that is to say, Leng Wushuang has Six chances to strengthen your own blood.

You must know that strengthening the bloodline is not so easy, and it takes a lot of resources to strengthen it. People with bloodline power like them are often crushed among practitioners of the same level.

The stronger the bloodline, the stronger the combat power. Some people even rely on their own bloodlines to kill enemies at higher levels, just like the supreme bloodline: the royal family.

When Leng Wushuang returned to the villa and was about to see what Lin Bei was doing, he found that Lin Bei was surfing the Internet with an excited expression, not knowing what he was doing.

"Lin Bei, what are you doing?"

Hearing this, Lin Bei raised his head and glanced at Leng Wushuang who came back and said, "Pay attention to your identity, maid, this young master is buying figurines online, and he is negotiating with the boss."

(End of this chapter)