Chapter 865 There is a stupid ghost named Lin Feng (1)
It was also at night that Lin Feng had the courage to float out.
It's just that if he doesn't say this, Jun Xiyao will still think that this ghost is very well-behaved and knows how to greet its master.
But when he opened his mouth, Jun Xiyao really wanted to slap him.
How could he follow the trend of a virtue?
Infected by distance? !
"Hey, I'm kind enough to come back to pick you up, can you wish me a treat?"
"I'm in a hurry. You don't know that I'm waiting for you here this afternoon like an innocent puppy. Why didn't you come back after waiting? I was thinking, did you lose it? Or was it killed on the way? Or maybe you don’t want me anymore, or maybe you were left behind by Miss Xi tonight, and then I began to imagine if she kept making you drink, you were so drunk, you didn’t know anything, and then you are Didn't they just go to bed, and then that scene..."
The more Lin Feng talked, the more excited he became, and he completely entered the self-excited mode.
Little did they know that Jun Xiyao's veins were completely bulging right now, her fists were involuntarily clenched, and in the next second there was only a "bang"...
A star named "Lin Feng" flew back to the sky...
……
It was not until half an hour later that Lin Feng floated back stumbling.
"You... aren't you? You can still meet ghosts? Are you human?"
"I said I'm a half-demon, do you believe me?" Jun Xiyao turned her head, her gaze was icy cold.
"Half...half demon?"
"Devils and ghosts are intersecting existences, so you don't need to know too much. You just need to know how to make a contract with me. Don't think that even if you blow me up, I can't do anything to you... Do you know?!"
While pinching Lin Feng's ear, Jun Xiyao spoke word by word.
Lin Feng never thought that this woman would be so fierce!
Miss Xi Yue is not as cute as him at all...
"What are you thinking about?" Seeing that his expression was wrong, Jun Xiyao pinched his ears tighter, "Are you scolding me?"
"No, no! How can I scold the master...ah, it hurts so much! No, how can a ghost feel pain? It's unscientific—" Lin Feng, whose ears were pinched, wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Stupid human beings, do you need me to give you some science? Do you think ghosts don't hurt? You think those ghosts who are sent to the eighteenth floor of purgatory are painless, so they scream every day in the eighteenth floor of hell. What are you doing?"
It was a sentence that brought tears to my eyes.
It is enough to be wronged to die, who would want to become a ghost after death, there are so many things to be a ghost!
"Forget it, since you are a new ghost, I won't hit you. I think you will not be able to bear being a ghost for too long. After the matter is resolved, you should reincarnate as soon as possible."
"Reincarnation?" Lin Feng became curious again, this guy seems to know a lot!
"Jun Xiyao, how do you think I should be reincarnated so that I can continue to be a human being next time?"
"Do you want to be a human again next time? You think it is so easy to vote for? You have to be a good animal and plant for several lifetimes, and make more contributions to this world before you have a chance to be a human again. Basically, Going around the underworld ten times, there is a chance of being reincarnated as a human once or twice."
"Isn't it? So little?!"
"So you think it's so easy to be a human? But if you want to be, I can tell you to be a kitten and puppy for a few lifetimes. This way, the possibility of accumulating virtue is very high, and it will help you to reincarnate as soon as possible!"
This is what Feng Si kept telling her, how difficult it is to be reincarnated as a human being.
How many people in the world don't cherish it, and they will only understand it after they die.
Among them, she is also included.
"You really want to be a human again. What's so good about being a human? It's so tiring. It's better to be a livestock all the time. Even if you live a lifetime as a pig, you will be very comfortable."
"Baby doesn't want to be a pig, baby just hopes to be reincarnated as a human soon, even if it's hard and tiring, I still want to be a human, eh..."
Hearing Lin Feng's crying, Jun Xiyao could only say, maybe this is human nature.
"If there is a next time, you have to remember... It's not easy to live once, you must do more good deeds, not for anything else, but for your own future life, you know?"
Lin Feng nodded fiercely, Jun Xiyao didn't say anything more, picked up the broom contracted by Lin Feng, got up and left the mansion, called a carriage, and returned to the palace.
ten days...
Unexpectedly, she made such a big determination and vowed to solve Xi Mutian within ten days.
On Xi Yue's side, is she sure she can handle it?
Did Qin Lie find any physical evidence?
On Feng Si's side, have you contacted "Hua Ying"?
It's too tight... Ten days, it's too tight!
However, she has no choice.
She couldn't stay in Xi Mutian for too long, Xiao Che's ascension to the throne was imminent, and Gong Yuling was ready to move...
She can't fail, once she fails... what she will lose is everything she has!
"I didn't expect you to have so many things..." Lin Feng floated out of the broom and looked at Jun Xiyao in front of him with a distressed expression. Unexpectedly, after becoming a ghost, he could still hear the inner voices around him.
It's just that the first voice he heard was Jun Xiyao's unknown melancholy.
Jun Xiyao ignored Lin Feng's words at first, but when she realized that Lin Feng was constantly bugging, she glanced at Lin Feng, "Do you think bugging is fun?"
"No, I don't mean that, I just feel...Actually, you are very tired..."
"Tired? This is not nonsense, who is not tired alive?"
"No, it's because you are different from ordinary people. The things you feel tired about are things that ordinary people have never experienced, and no one can help you." Lin Feng felt heartache again when he said this.
"Yeah, you haven't seen someone whose son is about to become emperor after a month's absence, you haven't seen your daughter being spied on by all kinds of people in the martial arts world when she was born, and you haven't seen someone who was asked to abdicate by her mother-in-law. I've seen it... I haven't seen it before, maybe this is a predestined low period, isn't that how people live, there are good times and low times, I think before the child was born, the good days let us live enough , since we have had enough, what should come will eventually come, so... there is no point in escaping, as long as we get through this period, I think our family of four will definitely live in peace."
"Your mentality is really good!" Lin Feng couldn't help admiring, "If it were me, I still don't know what I would do!"
positive mind?
Hey, what does this stupid ghost know? Aren't her so-called good attitudes all forced out?
"Okay, let's not talk about Lin Feng, we still have business."
ps: Recently, I have been nervous about saving manuscripts. Today I only update a chapter of [-] words, and tomorrow I will update a chapter of [-] words (that is, the amount of two or three chapters combined into one chapter, the total amount remains the same, and the price is still [-] words. points, [-] cents for [-] words, [-] cents for [-] words~), there will be an explosive update in May, the author is currently preparing to save the manuscript, okay?
(End of this chapter)
It was also at night that Lin Feng had the courage to float out.
It's just that if he doesn't say this, Jun Xiyao will still think that this ghost is very well-behaved and knows how to greet its master.
But when he opened his mouth, Jun Xiyao really wanted to slap him.
How could he follow the trend of a virtue?
Infected by distance? !
"Hey, I'm kind enough to come back to pick you up, can you wish me a treat?"
"I'm in a hurry. You don't know that I'm waiting for you here this afternoon like an innocent puppy. Why didn't you come back after waiting? I was thinking, did you lose it? Or was it killed on the way? Or maybe you don’t want me anymore, or maybe you were left behind by Miss Xi tonight, and then I began to imagine if she kept making you drink, you were so drunk, you didn’t know anything, and then you are Didn't they just go to bed, and then that scene..."
The more Lin Feng talked, the more excited he became, and he completely entered the self-excited mode.
Little did they know that Jun Xiyao's veins were completely bulging right now, her fists were involuntarily clenched, and in the next second there was only a "bang"...
A star named "Lin Feng" flew back to the sky...
……
It was not until half an hour later that Lin Feng floated back stumbling.
"You... aren't you? You can still meet ghosts? Are you human?"
"I said I'm a half-demon, do you believe me?" Jun Xiyao turned her head, her gaze was icy cold.
"Half...half demon?"
"Devils and ghosts are intersecting existences, so you don't need to know too much. You just need to know how to make a contract with me. Don't think that even if you blow me up, I can't do anything to you... Do you know?!"
While pinching Lin Feng's ear, Jun Xiyao spoke word by word.
Lin Feng never thought that this woman would be so fierce!
Miss Xi Yue is not as cute as him at all...
"What are you thinking about?" Seeing that his expression was wrong, Jun Xiyao pinched his ears tighter, "Are you scolding me?"
"No, no! How can I scold the master...ah, it hurts so much! No, how can a ghost feel pain? It's unscientific—" Lin Feng, whose ears were pinched, wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Stupid human beings, do you need me to give you some science? Do you think ghosts don't hurt? You think those ghosts who are sent to the eighteenth floor of purgatory are painless, so they scream every day in the eighteenth floor of hell. What are you doing?"
It was a sentence that brought tears to my eyes.
It is enough to be wronged to die, who would want to become a ghost after death, there are so many things to be a ghost!
"Forget it, since you are a new ghost, I won't hit you. I think you will not be able to bear being a ghost for too long. After the matter is resolved, you should reincarnate as soon as possible."
"Reincarnation?" Lin Feng became curious again, this guy seems to know a lot!
"Jun Xiyao, how do you think I should be reincarnated so that I can continue to be a human being next time?"
"Do you want to be a human again next time? You think it is so easy to vote for? You have to be a good animal and plant for several lifetimes, and make more contributions to this world before you have a chance to be a human again. Basically, Going around the underworld ten times, there is a chance of being reincarnated as a human once or twice."
"Isn't it? So little?!"
"So you think it's so easy to be a human? But if you want to be, I can tell you to be a kitten and puppy for a few lifetimes. This way, the possibility of accumulating virtue is very high, and it will help you to reincarnate as soon as possible!"
This is what Feng Si kept telling her, how difficult it is to be reincarnated as a human being.
How many people in the world don't cherish it, and they will only understand it after they die.
Among them, she is also included.
"You really want to be a human again. What's so good about being a human? It's so tiring. It's better to be a livestock all the time. Even if you live a lifetime as a pig, you will be very comfortable."
"Baby doesn't want to be a pig, baby just hopes to be reincarnated as a human soon, even if it's hard and tiring, I still want to be a human, eh..."
Hearing Lin Feng's crying, Jun Xiyao could only say, maybe this is human nature.
"If there is a next time, you have to remember... It's not easy to live once, you must do more good deeds, not for anything else, but for your own future life, you know?"
Lin Feng nodded fiercely, Jun Xiyao didn't say anything more, picked up the broom contracted by Lin Feng, got up and left the mansion, called a carriage, and returned to the palace.
ten days...
Unexpectedly, she made such a big determination and vowed to solve Xi Mutian within ten days.
On Xi Yue's side, is she sure she can handle it?
Did Qin Lie find any physical evidence?
On Feng Si's side, have you contacted "Hua Ying"?
It's too tight... Ten days, it's too tight!
However, she has no choice.
She couldn't stay in Xi Mutian for too long, Xiao Che's ascension to the throne was imminent, and Gong Yuling was ready to move...
She can't fail, once she fails... what she will lose is everything she has!
"I didn't expect you to have so many things..." Lin Feng floated out of the broom and looked at Jun Xiyao in front of him with a distressed expression. Unexpectedly, after becoming a ghost, he could still hear the inner voices around him.
It's just that the first voice he heard was Jun Xiyao's unknown melancholy.
Jun Xiyao ignored Lin Feng's words at first, but when she realized that Lin Feng was constantly bugging, she glanced at Lin Feng, "Do you think bugging is fun?"
"No, I don't mean that, I just feel...Actually, you are very tired..."
"Tired? This is not nonsense, who is not tired alive?"
"No, it's because you are different from ordinary people. The things you feel tired about are things that ordinary people have never experienced, and no one can help you." Lin Feng felt heartache again when he said this.
"Yeah, you haven't seen someone whose son is about to become emperor after a month's absence, you haven't seen your daughter being spied on by all kinds of people in the martial arts world when she was born, and you haven't seen someone who was asked to abdicate by her mother-in-law. I've seen it... I haven't seen it before, maybe this is a predestined low period, isn't that how people live, there are good times and low times, I think before the child was born, the good days let us live enough , since we have had enough, what should come will eventually come, so... there is no point in escaping, as long as we get through this period, I think our family of four will definitely live in peace."
"Your mentality is really good!" Lin Feng couldn't help admiring, "If it were me, I still don't know what I would do!"
positive mind?
Hey, what does this stupid ghost know? Aren't her so-called good attitudes all forced out?
"Okay, let's not talk about Lin Feng, we still have business."
ps: Recently, I have been nervous about saving manuscripts. Today I only update a chapter of [-] words, and tomorrow I will update a chapter of [-] words (that is, the amount of two or three chapters combined into one chapter, the total amount remains the same, and the price is still [-] words. points, [-] cents for [-] words, [-] cents for [-] words~), there will be an explosive update in May, the author is currently preparing to save the manuscript, okay?
(End of this chapter)
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