Pick up a daughter-in-law to farm

Chapter 187 Chapter 184

Excited, Sangyue almost forgot about the two and three hands outside the wall, and when the sound of "Heng Chi Hum Chi" came, she knew that Zhuang Fushun should be stepping on Zhang Heigou's shoulder.

In an instant, she turned her eyes, and quietly put the ladle, which is usually used to light water, into the cesspool on the side...

When a black head appeared on the top of the wall, Sang Yue twitched the corner of her mouth, shook her hands and threw it vigorously, and suddenly a spoon with feces and water was thrown out of the wall like a fox strip: "Dare to come, old lady!" Let me go empty door, give you a spoonful of poop, let you eat enough!"

Two screams came from outside the wall immediately: "Who dares to plot against me? Come out!"

"Oh my god, this is shit, it stinks to death!"

"No, Shunzi, there are people in this yard! Go away!"

Hearing the calls and hurried footsteps outside the courtyard, Sang Yue spit out a string of happy notes: "Today, we ordinary people, I am so happy..."

When Zhuang Daniu came back, Sang Yue still had strings of nameless music in his mouth, making him confused: "Yue'er, why are you so happy today?"

Seeing the curious faces of the two Zhang family brothers, Sang Yue said cheerfully, "Today, I beat two dogs in the water!"

Reservoir dogs?
Zhuang Daniu's eyes sank upon hearing this...

When Sangyue told what happened in the afternoon, Zhuang Daniu's face was as black as a rag, and Zhang Sanhu opened his mouth to scold: "Grandma Zhuang is really deceiving people too much! No matter what, Brother Big Niu is not Her own grandson, that is also Uncle Zhuang's own grandson? How can she treat you like this? It seems that the little black dog bit her today, it is really cheap for her!"

Sang Yue's eyes flashed when she heard the words: Xiao Qi, why don't you let that puppy bite her a few more times?

Xiao Qi hummed a few times: Light?After three to five days, you will know whether it is serious or not!Master, the dog I chose is so cowardly?
As soon as these words came out, Sang Yue's white eyes turned all over the sky: "Okay, you are awesome!"Count me underestimating you!
Zhang Erhu stood there without saying a word. After his younger brother finished speaking, he opened his mouth slowly: "Brother Big Niu, I see that if none of you are home in the future, I will bring my dog ​​to your house."

Although the Zhang family's black dog is not a hunting dog, it is also a fierce dog.Usually when I go to Zhang's house, their dog is tied under the tree, otherwise people who are not familiar with it will be bitten by it.

Zhang Sanhu praised him again and again: "Brother Big Niu, this is a good idea. Don't underestimate my black pearls. They are in the same litter as Aunt Tian's dogs. Although they are not as big as your rhubarb, it is not bad to keep a house and watch the door." oh."

People in rural areas love to keep dogs, and having a dog is like having a guard that costs nothing.

Although there is no gold, silver or treasure in my family, my grandma is a person who wants what she sees, and the place where I live is a single-family house, so it is true that there is no one in my family, which is not safe.

If it was left in the past, Zhuang Daniu would not be afraid, he puts some money where no one can find it, and there is nothing valuable at home, even if a thief comes, he has to leave the empty door.

But it's different now, because he has a daughter-in-law at home, food is naturally indispensable.

Zhuang Daniu thanked him in advance, thinking that he would have to go hunting in the mountains tomorrow, and he would not come back until dark, so he told the Zhang family brothers first.

Aunt Zhang heard her son go back and talk about the afternoon, she came over with a gourd melon: "Sangyue, if Daniel goes up the mountain tomorrow, auntie will come to accompany you."

Sangyue knew that Aunt Zhang wanted to accompany her because her eldest son wanted to go hunting with Zhuang Daniu, but she had to go up the mountain too: "Auntie, I want to go to the mountain with me tomorrow, and then pick mushrooms and come back to dry in the sun." , so as not to have nothing to cook when it’s cold.”

The Zhang family's own food is also limited, so Aunt Zhang dare not say that she has prepared their food, so she can only say: "That's what Er Hu said, take my dog ​​to your house and lock it in the yard. Just don’t tie it inside, and no one will mess with it.”

"Okay." Sang Yue was not polite, she didn't want others to come into her house and take a look around.

Speaking of what happened in the afternoon, Aunt Zhang looked at Zhuang Daniu and sighed again: "Daniu, I really can't tell you about your grandma. She has been messing around all her life. Your grandfather... well, I can't blame her." It's ridiculous, after all, there is no one in this old dealer who can stop her. Both your second aunt and third aunt... let's just talk about today's matter, I think she still has trouble, in her life, she said After all, it was really bad luck, she was the only one who gambled for others, but no one else gambled for her...

From now on, you two, you have to be more careful.How about this, there is a family in my natal family, and there is a litter of dogs in the house that is about to leave the nest, I think I will catch one for you and come back to guard the gate. "

It's a good plan to catch another puppy and raise it, but no one will bet on that old woman?
This is not good news!

The matter that Xiaoqi was looking for might make Mrs. Zhuang calm down for a while, but it was not the solution to the source.

If we were to find someone for the old woman who would give her a long-term bet, wouldn't she have time to think too much about nosy things?
Hearing this, Sang Yue's heart moved: "Ma'am, do you know? His grandma is looking for Aunt Ma to show Shunzi his wife."

"Oh?" Aunt Zhang's eyes really lit up: "Is there any girl you fancy? This time I want to marry her a powerful granddaughter-in-law, and her family will have a good show!"

Seeing Mrs. Zhang's expression, Sang Yue laughed "hehe": "The girl from which family hasn't met yet. She is afraid that others will not marry up to the mountain, so she tells Aunt Ma that if she can't find it, she can find it. Shunzi chooses the one he likes. Auntie, do you want to watch a play?"

After hearing this, Mrs. Zhang frowned: "Where is the show?"

Sang Yue approached Aunt Zhang with a treacherous face: "Do you think there will be plays to watch in the future? If you want to watch this play, you have to plan and plan. I wonder if you are familiar with Aunt Ma?"

Looking at Sang Yue's ghostly face, she knew that this girl must have a good idea!

Immediately, Mrs. Zhang grinned and nodded repeatedly: "Familiar! Your Aunt Ma is a well-known matchmaker in Majiawan at the foot of the mountain. Many daughters-in-law in our village are bought by her from the old woman. What's your idea? "

Seeing that Mrs. Zhang saw through her tricks, Sang Yue simply made a face at her: "I want to ask Aunt Ma to find a good wife for Shunzi, one who can control my grandma!"

"This...it's not easy. Your grandma has high requirements. What if she doesn't like it...but how did you get your brains, Sang Yue? Why did you come up with such a plan? If this plan works, That's really interesting!" When Aunt Zhang heard the plan, her eyes widened like fish's eyes.

Sang Yue doesn't blame Aunt Zhang for being so surprised, after all, this idea is indeed unprecedented, right?

Hahaha~~ There is always the first person to eat crabs in the world!
People do not do what they want, and heaven and earth are destroyed. Who let that old woman be too idle?
However, Mrs. Zhuang is a famous person in Weishanzhai. To make her fall in love with her, only...

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