Pick up a daughter-in-law to farm

Chapter 339

Huo Shangling glared at the slick-tongued Sang Yue: "I don't know medical skills, but I can open the meridians. There is a blockage in the meridians all over your body, and the qi and blood are stagnant. The kid said that you have suffered a brain injury. I'm just guessing!"

As soon as these words came out, Sang Yue breathed a sigh of relief, she was really afraid that this smelly old man was a magic stick!
If the magic stick finds out that her soul and body are not in harmony, saying that she is possessed by a monster, let Zhuang Daniu burn her to death, then it's really game over!

However, Huo Shangling's words still shocked Sang Yue, she stuck out her tongue: Fuck!The old man's guess is too accurate, right?
Does he really know nothing about medicine?
Or is he hiding something?
How can someone who doesn't understand medicine know the pulse?
Although Sang Yue had many doubts in her heart, she found that this stinky old man really didn't have any malicious intentions.

Since she didn't mean anything malicious, she doesn't have to worry too much, she just treats her as a stinky old man as God's compensation for her.

Sang Yue nodded: "I really can't remember a lot of things. I can't remember many things, but I have never had a headache. Ever since my head hurt my hands, only when I come to the small day every day, my stomach will feel pain. Rolling on the bed in pain."

Hearing this, Huo Shangling frowned: "Is it so powerful?"

"Well, especially the first time, I passed out."

The more the pulse was probed, Huo Shangling frowned more tightly: "Have you eaten anything? Why is the yang fire in your body so strong? Your pulse is like a deficiency of yin and a cold body. The reason why your stomach hurts so badly is probably related to about what you ate."

As soon as these words came out, Sang Yue really admired the stinky old man: "I don't remember what I ate before. After coming here, apart from eating a 50-year-old blood-enriching ginseng, I also ate some game and wild in the mountains. fruit, I didn’t eat anything else.”

Huo Shangling knew that he was not proficient in medical skills, and he had no way of knowing where this overwhelming yang energy came from.

"Girl, is there something else in your mind that popped up suddenly?"

Sang Yue quickly rolled her eyeballs, and responded honestly: "Yes, that day when I was buying wine in the wine shop, I suddenly wanted to make wine by myself, and how to make wine and what tools I needed to make wine immediately came to my mind. This is how the wine I took out of the drum two days ago came out."

When Huo Shangling thought of the wine, his eyes contemptuously flashed: "That's called wine? It's strong and astringent, and it smells worse than horse urine. Don't ruin the reputation of wine for me!"

Smells worse than horse urine?
These words hit Sang Yue directly: What? It's just the first time I do it myself, and when I really make good wine, I'll starve you to death!
This stinky old man really looks down on people?
Sang Yue made a face at him: "It's the first time I make it, maybe after three or five times, I can brew the best wine in the world! Hmph, you actually said that what I brew smells worse than horse urine? At that time, without my permission, old man, you are not allowed to drink it!"

Huo Shangling is only 45 years old this year, but Sang Yue called him a stinky old man every day, and he gave her a hard look: "Damn girl! How old am I? I'm not old! This old man is only 45 years old!"

Not old at 45?
Are you trying to be a strange rhythm?
Sang Yue loves to fight against the smelly old man, as long as she can make the smelly old man angry, she will be extremely happy!
Sometimes she thought, maybe this stinky old man was sent here to make her happy just because God saw him as too lonely!
Since it was a pistachio given to her by God, wouldn't it be a waste if she didn't use it?
"Yeah...don't be shy! You are about to know your destiny, and you still don't admit that you are old? A person who is nearly 50 years old can say that he is not old in front of a 15-year-old person. He is really young! Boy, do you want to give it to me? You marry a young daughter-in-law?"

Finally, Huo Shangling's merits were broken, and he roared angrily: "Daniu, you treat me as a master, and throw this stinky girl out for me!"

If the two of them don't quarrel, if the master doesn't get angry with his daughter-in-law, the two of them will feel uncomfortable every day.

Zhuang Daniu laughed cheerfully while he was fixing the wild boar: "Master, you can throw it away yourself, I don't dare! I'm going to throw away my wife, and no one will give you grandchildren in the future."

Huo Shangling just has a temper. In fact, he really likes Sangyue like a daughter in his heart, but he is a stubborn person: "Without her, my husband would have no grandson? Now you first adopt Jinbao and Yinbao to grow up." Son, next time I will marry you a beautiful concubine from the city! It must be ten times stronger than this stinky girl! No, a hundred times stronger!"

Zhuang Daniu laughed even harder: "Master, that's impossible. We, a farmer, really want to marry a young lady from the city. She can still be our daughter-in-law in this mountain? Also, Master, don't you like daughter-in-law the most? Is it the skill of cooking? If I throw her away, who will cook braised pork for you, Master? My skill is not good."

Although it is a joke every day, Huo Shangling despises his only disciple from the bottom of his heart. It is the first time in his life that he accepts an apprentice, but accepting such an apprentice, it really makes him vomit blood!
"Hmph, don't tell the old man so much, I don't know you boy, you can't roll your eyes when you see beautiful women!"

Being teased by his master, Zhuang Daniu said indifferently: "Master, doesn't that book say that everyone has a love of beauty? If you want to change it, you like to marry a beautiful little daughter-in-law who will cook it for you every day." Do you like to eat a lot of food, or do you prefer to marry a woman who looks like a man than a man, is a lazy woman as a daughter-in-law?"

Big-five and three-thick, more manly than a man, and lazy?Can this also be called a woman?
For the first time, Huo Shangling admired the imagination of his silly apprentice!

"Nonsense! Is there such a woman in the world?"

Will there be such a woman in the world?
There are eight women like this in our village, right?
"Master, have you ever been married?"

Huo Shangling was startled when he heard the words: "What do you ask this for?"

Zhuang Daniu continued talking without stopping his hands and feet: "In Daniel's opinion, Master must have had a beautiful daughter-in-law before, because Master, you are so powerful."

Being praised no matter how big or small he would be proud, Huo Shangling immediately looked proud: "Of course! I don't have a hobby of marrying a dominatrix!"—even if the old man has never been married.

Hearing that Zhuang Daniu was smart enough not to ask anymore, now that the master is alone, then his wife must be gone, and he has no offspring, otherwise why would he not go home?
If you continue to ask, it will make Master unhappy.

So Zhuang Daniu's topic turned to archery again, and this time Huo Shangling was even more eloquent.

They said that Zhuang Daniu's way of holding arrows was completely wrong, that Zhuang Daniu was completely reckless before, and that it was impossible for him to reach his level in less than three years!

Sang Yue just couldn't see Huo Shangling's air, seeing him keep beating the big bull, so she would get angry with him occasionally, and sure enough, the two started to pinch each other again...

(End of this chapter)