Pick up a daughter-in-law to farm
Chapter 74 Mantis Catching Cicadas
Chapter 74 Mantis Catching Cicadas
Zhang Hehua looked back, and the person who was talking not far away was Zhu Sanlang, an old bachelor in the village. When she saw his lustful eyes, she immediately spit in front of him: "Fuck! Shameless old man , I’m too old to call you brother, and I don’t know how to take a picture of it! A poor and ugly old bachelor, I don’t want to see if you are worthy of being someone else’s brother!"
Zhu's family lives in Fengyeao, across the river. Among the three brothers, his elder brother is married, and the other two are bachelors.
The old bachelor in his early forties was not strong in appearance, coupled with the hardships of life, this person aged quickly, and Zhang Hehua felt sick when he saw him.
Zhu Sanlang was not annoyed by Zhang Hehua's "bah" and was still despised to the ground, but approached her with a smile: "Lotus~ If you don't want to call me brother, why don't you call me godfather? "
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Hehua's face immediately turned red, and she glared at Zhu Sanlang fiercely and cursed: "Shameless bastard, whose godfather are you? Go back to your Maple Leaf Col, and dare to talk nonsense again!" Badao, I tore your mouth!"
Although he knew that this old man was having an affair with his mother, but he actually came to tease her, Zhang Hehua really wanted to run over and give him a few slaps, so as to get rid of the anger that Zhuang Da Niu made in his heart just now!
Although Zhang Hehua looks ordinary, she is very smart. Knowing that she is the one who suffers from entanglement with such scoundrels, she naturally restrains the urge to beat others.
Zhu Sanlang didn't take it seriously when he was scolded: "Is it your godfather? Go back and ask your mother, how many times have I fucked her! If there is no way to prove it, I might still be your real father!"
"You!" Zhang Hehua knew that this person had been messing with her mother for many years, and she knew that she would not gain any advantage if she continued, so she chopped off her feet and ran away.
Zhu Sanlang was even more happy to see her run away in anger, and shouted loudly: "Lotus, good daughter, if you really miss that big cow, let him sleep with you, daddy will propose marriage for you! If that kid dares not Marry you, dad will break his leg!"
Zhang Hehua was very angry when she heard this shout, but she knew that it was impossible to get clear about this person, if she was ruined by this old bachelor, then Zhuang Daniu would really not marry her.
Zhang Hehua knows that she has to bear it today, but she hates to think that one day when she succeeds, she must let Zhuang Daniu take care of this shameless old man and let him remember today's presumptuousness!
Seeing Zhang Hehua running away without turning back, Zhu Sanlang thought to himself: If Zhuang Daniu hadn't married Zhang Hehua, maybe his nephew would still have a chance!That old lady of the Tian family stretches her legs when she sees money, and makes a bad face when she has no money. One day he will ask his nephew to let her daughter in, and see if she dares to refuse him when he has no money in the future!
That bitch is always older, but it's better than no women at all!
The more Zhu Sanlang thinks about it, the happier he is, and the little song in his mouth becomes louder and louder: "Yueer Huang at midnight, my sister can miss you at home, if my sister's hole is itchy, I will scratch it for you with a stick... scratch it... "
"Third Uncle, why are you so happy? Didn't Grandma tell you to buy a piece of tofu, ours? There's nothing to sell?"
Seeing that it was the nephew he was thinking about, Zhu Sanlang, who was being happy, immediately waved happily: "Da Zhu, come here."
Seeing his third uncle's mysterious look, Zhu Dazhu approached him with interest: "Third uncle, what's the good thing about thinking about your nephew?"
Zhu Sanlang was really worried that his nephew was in his early twenties and he patted him on the head: "Boy, do you want to marry a wife?"
How could a normal man not want to marry a wife?
Zhu Dazhu, like all the bachelors in the village, dreams of a daughter-in-law falling from the sky every day, but it's a pity that the god didn't hear his request, and he didn't listen to the god who called him for several years.
Especially after Zhang Erdan bought a daughter-in-law a while back, Zhuang Daniu even rescued a fairy-like daughter-in-law. Zhu Dazhu and other bachelors gritted their teeth in their dreams, thinking that God is so unfair, obviously they are also very pious , why not give them a daughter-in-law?
At this time when Zhu Sanlang asked, Zhu Dazhu's heart naturally felt itchy. He knew that although his third uncle was not good-looking, his brain was good, and he also knew that he loved his only nephew.So he leaned closer and raised his eyes and asked, "Third Uncle, you actually ask such stupid things. A man who doesn't want a wife is still called a man? Third Uncle, tell me quickly, did you go to find my wife?"
Zhu Sanlang chuckled: "If you want a daughter-in-law, then just listen to your third uncle and I promise you can take a daughter-in-law home!"
Hearing this, Zhu Dazhu's eyes lit up: "Really? Third Uncle, tell me quickly, my nephew will listen to everything."
In a hurry, he even lost his honorific title, Zhu Sanlang slapped Zhu Dazhu on the head twice: "Boy, why are you so anxious? Come here with your ears..."
Although Zhu Dazhu was impatient, he was bold but not a big person: "She? Third Uncle, she is not easy to provoke, not to mention her strong temper, but her mother's temper, I dare not provoke her!"
Zhu Sanlang scolded after hearing the words: "What a worthless person, you are so useless, no wonder you have to be single like your third uncle and me! The timid and the bold are starved to death, and the barefoot dares to wear clothes." Shoes? It’s just the two of them women’s house, so what can we do? When she enters our Zhu’s house, how can we let her? If she is obedient, love her well, and if she dares to be disobedient, punish her!”
Although Zhu Dazhu was not very courageous, he really wanted a daughter-in-law, so he nodded his head: "Third Uncle is right, I will definitely listen to you, but if I find an opportunity, I will make good use of it."
Only then did Zhu Sanlang laugh: "This is my good boy from the Zhu family. If you really can't even control a woman, you deserve to be single! Remember my reminder, that bitch has never given up on Zhuang Daniu. From what I've seen of her performance today, I'm afraid she's about to be a domineering woman! However, this Zhuang Daniu is not so easy to be fooled!"
Zhu Dazhu felt that his third uncle was very powerful, as if he had already seen his daughter-in-law coming in, not to mention Zhu Sanlang's calculations, but said that when Zhuang Daniu ran home in one breath, Sang Yue was picking vegetables, and he immediately went to chop wood and light the fire.
Seeing him running back panting, Sang Yue asked strangely: "What are you doing so fast? Is someone chasing you?"
Zhuang Daniu's eyelids twitched when he heard the words: Did the daughter-in-law see it?Didn't she see anything just now?
Seeing him in a daze, Sang Yue was even more surprised: "Hey, Da Man Niu, I asked you something! Why don't you answer me?"
Hearing this, Zhuang Daniu couldn't stop his face from twitching, and thought, "Daughter-in-law, why don't you ask me to answer?"
I don't want my daughter-in-law to see that it's tricky, and I think I have to be more careful about that lotus in the future. My daughter-in-law is only jealous!
Zhuang Daniu calmed down and said, "I'm afraid you are in a hurry to use it. When I went, you didn't say whether it was urgent or not. I thought it was urgent."
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(End of this chapter)
Zhang Hehua looked back, and the person who was talking not far away was Zhu Sanlang, an old bachelor in the village. When she saw his lustful eyes, she immediately spit in front of him: "Fuck! Shameless old man , I’m too old to call you brother, and I don’t know how to take a picture of it! A poor and ugly old bachelor, I don’t want to see if you are worthy of being someone else’s brother!"
Zhu's family lives in Fengyeao, across the river. Among the three brothers, his elder brother is married, and the other two are bachelors.
The old bachelor in his early forties was not strong in appearance, coupled with the hardships of life, this person aged quickly, and Zhang Hehua felt sick when he saw him.
Zhu Sanlang was not annoyed by Zhang Hehua's "bah" and was still despised to the ground, but approached her with a smile: "Lotus~ If you don't want to call me brother, why don't you call me godfather? "
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Hehua's face immediately turned red, and she glared at Zhu Sanlang fiercely and cursed: "Shameless bastard, whose godfather are you? Go back to your Maple Leaf Col, and dare to talk nonsense again!" Badao, I tore your mouth!"
Although he knew that this old man was having an affair with his mother, but he actually came to tease her, Zhang Hehua really wanted to run over and give him a few slaps, so as to get rid of the anger that Zhuang Da Niu made in his heart just now!
Although Zhang Hehua looks ordinary, she is very smart. Knowing that she is the one who suffers from entanglement with such scoundrels, she naturally restrains the urge to beat others.
Zhu Sanlang didn't take it seriously when he was scolded: "Is it your godfather? Go back and ask your mother, how many times have I fucked her! If there is no way to prove it, I might still be your real father!"
"You!" Zhang Hehua knew that this person had been messing with her mother for many years, and she knew that she would not gain any advantage if she continued, so she chopped off her feet and ran away.
Zhu Sanlang was even more happy to see her run away in anger, and shouted loudly: "Lotus, good daughter, if you really miss that big cow, let him sleep with you, daddy will propose marriage for you! If that kid dares not Marry you, dad will break his leg!"
Zhang Hehua was very angry when she heard this shout, but she knew that it was impossible to get clear about this person, if she was ruined by this old bachelor, then Zhuang Daniu would really not marry her.
Zhang Hehua knows that she has to bear it today, but she hates to think that one day when she succeeds, she must let Zhuang Daniu take care of this shameless old man and let him remember today's presumptuousness!
Seeing Zhang Hehua running away without turning back, Zhu Sanlang thought to himself: If Zhuang Daniu hadn't married Zhang Hehua, maybe his nephew would still have a chance!That old lady of the Tian family stretches her legs when she sees money, and makes a bad face when she has no money. One day he will ask his nephew to let her daughter in, and see if she dares to refuse him when he has no money in the future!
That bitch is always older, but it's better than no women at all!
The more Zhu Sanlang thinks about it, the happier he is, and the little song in his mouth becomes louder and louder: "Yueer Huang at midnight, my sister can miss you at home, if my sister's hole is itchy, I will scratch it for you with a stick... scratch it... "
"Third Uncle, why are you so happy? Didn't Grandma tell you to buy a piece of tofu, ours? There's nothing to sell?"
Seeing that it was the nephew he was thinking about, Zhu Sanlang, who was being happy, immediately waved happily: "Da Zhu, come here."
Seeing his third uncle's mysterious look, Zhu Dazhu approached him with interest: "Third uncle, what's the good thing about thinking about your nephew?"
Zhu Sanlang was really worried that his nephew was in his early twenties and he patted him on the head: "Boy, do you want to marry a wife?"
How could a normal man not want to marry a wife?
Zhu Dazhu, like all the bachelors in the village, dreams of a daughter-in-law falling from the sky every day, but it's a pity that the god didn't hear his request, and he didn't listen to the god who called him for several years.
Especially after Zhang Erdan bought a daughter-in-law a while back, Zhuang Daniu even rescued a fairy-like daughter-in-law. Zhu Dazhu and other bachelors gritted their teeth in their dreams, thinking that God is so unfair, obviously they are also very pious , why not give them a daughter-in-law?
At this time when Zhu Sanlang asked, Zhu Dazhu's heart naturally felt itchy. He knew that although his third uncle was not good-looking, his brain was good, and he also knew that he loved his only nephew.So he leaned closer and raised his eyes and asked, "Third Uncle, you actually ask such stupid things. A man who doesn't want a wife is still called a man? Third Uncle, tell me quickly, did you go to find my wife?"
Zhu Sanlang chuckled: "If you want a daughter-in-law, then just listen to your third uncle and I promise you can take a daughter-in-law home!"
Hearing this, Zhu Dazhu's eyes lit up: "Really? Third Uncle, tell me quickly, my nephew will listen to everything."
In a hurry, he even lost his honorific title, Zhu Sanlang slapped Zhu Dazhu on the head twice: "Boy, why are you so anxious? Come here with your ears..."
Although Zhu Dazhu was impatient, he was bold but not a big person: "She? Third Uncle, she is not easy to provoke, not to mention her strong temper, but her mother's temper, I dare not provoke her!"
Zhu Sanlang scolded after hearing the words: "What a worthless person, you are so useless, no wonder you have to be single like your third uncle and me! The timid and the bold are starved to death, and the barefoot dares to wear clothes." Shoes? It’s just the two of them women’s house, so what can we do? When she enters our Zhu’s house, how can we let her? If she is obedient, love her well, and if she dares to be disobedient, punish her!”
Although Zhu Dazhu was not very courageous, he really wanted a daughter-in-law, so he nodded his head: "Third Uncle is right, I will definitely listen to you, but if I find an opportunity, I will make good use of it."
Only then did Zhu Sanlang laugh: "This is my good boy from the Zhu family. If you really can't even control a woman, you deserve to be single! Remember my reminder, that bitch has never given up on Zhuang Daniu. From what I've seen of her performance today, I'm afraid she's about to be a domineering woman! However, this Zhuang Daniu is not so easy to be fooled!"
Zhu Dazhu felt that his third uncle was very powerful, as if he had already seen his daughter-in-law coming in, not to mention Zhu Sanlang's calculations, but said that when Zhuang Daniu ran home in one breath, Sang Yue was picking vegetables, and he immediately went to chop wood and light the fire.
Seeing him running back panting, Sang Yue asked strangely: "What are you doing so fast? Is someone chasing you?"
Zhuang Daniu's eyelids twitched when he heard the words: Did the daughter-in-law see it?Didn't she see anything just now?
Seeing him in a daze, Sang Yue was even more surprised: "Hey, Da Man Niu, I asked you something! Why don't you answer me?"
Hearing this, Zhuang Daniu couldn't stop his face from twitching, and thought, "Daughter-in-law, why don't you ask me to answer?"
I don't want my daughter-in-law to see that it's tricky, and I think I have to be more careful about that lotus in the future. My daughter-in-law is only jealous!
Zhuang Daniu calmed down and said, "I'm afraid you are in a hurry to use it. When I went, you didn't say whether it was urgent or not. I thought it was urgent."
(Dear friends, please post a comment under today's article, remember to grab the building. There are not many prizes, and there are plenty of prizes, everyone is welcome to actively participate, and the list of winners will be announced tomorrow~~ Hahaha, everyone should remember, just under today's article Leave a comment, don’t send it elsewhere~~~)
(End of this chapter)
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