Pick up a daughter-in-law to farm

Chapter 76
Hearing that his daughter-in-law wanted to hear the stories of the parents in the village, Zhuang Daniu immediately asked enthusiastically: "Daughter-in-law, what are you listening to? I'll tell you what you want to hear!"

Is this person really stupid or pretending to be stupid?

Sang Yue said angrily: "Didn't I just tell you, let me tell you about the best things in the village first? After listening to the best things in the village, you can just tell me about the new things in the village!"

It turned out that the little daughter-in-law wanted to hear about the things in the village... She wanted to hear about the unspeakable things in the village?

It's just that those things are so blatant, his daughter-in-law has such a high taste, what do you like to hear about them?
Although I can't figure it out, but my daughter-in-law loves to listen, so let him talk.

Zhuang Daniu blinked his eyes and then opened his mouth: "Daughter-in-law, let me start with the daughter-in-law bought by Erdanzi's family. A few days ago, Erdanzi's family bought a daughter-in-law from the foot of the mountain for six taels of silver. I'm talking, I heard that a woman with a big butt and big butt is a woman who can give birth to a baby.

You also know that Erdanzi is two years older than me, and it is difficult for the three brothers in their family to get married, so Aunt Daqing thought about it at the time. In order to save seeds for the old Zhang family, this daughter-in-law is them The two older sons... the old bachelor had a wife, and the two brothers were so happy. I heard from Duhu that many bachelors in the village went to listen to the corner that day, saying that the sound was so loud..."

Before he finished speaking, just as Zhuang Daniu was drooling, suddenly he was kicked on the buttocks, and then Sang Yue's bitter voice came: "I think your butt is big enough! Zhuang Daniu Daniel, you pervert, besides these things, can you still say a few serious things? Give me these shameless words again, and I will let you get out naked in a while!"

Immediately, Zhuang Daniu was extremely wronged: "Daughter-in-law, isn't this what you want to hear? I obviously followed your will, but you still kicked me?"

Hearing this, Sangyue became even more angry, and raised her foot again as if to kick him: "Zhuang Daniu, pretend to be me again!"

His daughter-in-law saw through his purpose?
Immediately, Zhuang Daniu's heart was full of black threads: Can't this daughter-in-law be less clever?She is so smart, how can he coax her in the future?
I'm afraid he can't coax her anymore, otherwise she will really kick him a few times.

Zhuang Daniu thought that as long as the little daughter-in-law was happy, it didn't matter if she kicked her down, anyway, her strength was like tickling him.But he was afraid that she would be really angry if she was thin-skinned. You must know that it is a big deal for a daughter-in-law to be angry!
Finally, he was honest...

But she said that Aunt Shancheng didn't ask for game from Zhuang Daniu, so she went home with a dark face.

Seeing that his mother came back empty-handed, Zhang Shancheng's eldest son, Zhang Maogou, asked in puzzlement, "Mother, is there no game for this big brother?"

When asked by his son, thinking that his sister-in-law was coming to eat, Aunt Shancheng became furious: "What do you mean no game? I think this big cow has been spoiled by her since he picked up a wild woman and came back! "

Zhang Shancheng, who was smoking an old cigarette, was taken aback for a moment: "Is that woman preventing you from giving it up?"

Aunt Shancheng snorted a few times: "I didn't see her stop me, but Daniel said no as soon as he opened his mouth. Isn't this discussed a long time ago? Men, it's this kind of virtue that is confused by women. I can’t find the north! Maogou, mother can tell you, when you go down the mountain to find a wife next year, don’t just look at her appearance! If you pick such a delicate old lady for me to come back to raise, I might as well let you fight Where's the bachelor!"

Zhang Maogou has been secretly envious of Zhuang Daniu for a long time. I am afraid that a man would want to find a little girl like Sang Yue as his wife, right?The little face is as white as a piece of fat, and the breasts are swollen like two big corn buns, such a little daughter-in-law will definitely be strong when hugged and touched!

Without comparison, people have no ideas.I remember when the second son of the Zhang family bought his daughter-in-law back, everyone was drooling with envy. Although she was a little widow, it was better to have a daughter-in-law in her arms than to turn over in the pit every day and couldn't fall asleep, right?

Zhang Maogou is also planning to save some more money next year, so that he can find a young wife to buy home, but this time his mother suddenly shattered his dream, and suddenly said unhappily: "Mother, why is my big cow sister-in-law?" Okay? Aren’t you doing it everywhere at home and outside?”

When Aunt Shancheng heard this, her eyes stared straight: "What do you mean cooking at home and outside? Didn't Shuan Ziniang go to Daniel's house to borrow baskets that day, and Daniel was still cooking. This is also called being able to cook at home and outside? I don't know. Let me tell you, our village is full of farmers who live a real life. If you have that extra spare money, you might as well go to the foot of the mountain to buy fields and land, and save some money for your family. Don’t feed me and spend some money to buy a shoulder. The demon girl who can't carry it with her hands enters the door!"

After saying this, Aunt Shancheng was still unconvinced, she turned her head and said to Zhang Shancheng: "I don't think that Sangyue is a good guy, just talk coquettishly, and even look at people with coquettish eyebrows. I am a Women can't hold back the bones, let alone old men, no wonder that damn boy Daniu has come up with a flower! Let me see, Zhuang Daniu will be stripped of his body by a vixen in a few years."

Seeing the old woman say this in front of her son, Zhang Shancheng finally put on a straight face: "Ahem, you old woman, what are you talking nonsense to the child!"

Aunt Shancheng was naturally unconvinced. When she saw the old man scolding her, she glared at her again: "What am I talking about? Dalang is a big man, you old man, why don't you talk to him about these things sooner? Then it will be too late for him to do something goddamn!"

Zhang Shancheng saw his mother-in-law talking more and more vigorously, and suddenly blushed. Just as he was about to criticize her, someone came outside the door.

"Yo, brother and sister, what are you talking about?"

Widow Tian's man and Zhang Shancheng are cousins, so she is naturally called Aunt Shancheng.

Aunt Shancheng saw that Widow Tian's mouth was quick to open up: "What else can I say? I'm talking about the big cow of this old farmer. He was a good and honest boy before, but now he picked up a vixen and came back. It's gone bad! No, isn't Maogou his aunt back? I'm thinking of going to his house to buy some wild game..."

After hearing the reasons, Widow Tian despised Aunt Shancheng for being cheap, but she said: "I saw that it was not a good thing. How long did it take to go up the mountain? It ruined people! It's not that coquettish hoof, My lotus will not quarrel with me now, saying that I am asking too much. Her aunt, tell me, whose daughter is not precious? Let him build a house and get a dowry of 20 taels, Is it hard for him?"

A dowry gift of 20 taels of silver is required to build a house. There will not be more than five houses in this cottage that can be done by raising one's hands, right?But this sister-in-law has a big heart, and said that she doesn't make things difficult for others.

Thinking of Widow Tian's unmarried son of nearly twenty, Aunt Shancheng thought: Don't be embarrassed, we didn't follow this condition, why did you marry your son a daughter-in-law?
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