Pick up a daughter-in-law to farm

Chapter 89

"Hahaha..." Suddenly, seeing the color on the pants, Sang Yue laughed like crazy, and even forgot to pull up the pants.

After two lifetimes, Sang Yue thinks this aunt is too cute for the first time!
Last night, she was still worried that her aunt would not come and she would not be able to sleep well.At this critical moment, it actually saved her, and Sang Yue rolled on the pit laughing.

"It's so cute! My sister loves you so much!"

Hearing Sang Yue's lucky laugh, Zhuang Daniu's face was black and blue. He didn't know why he was angry, but he just felt angry, so angry that his whole body was going to explode.

If it was put on another rough guy, even though she couldn't be moved at this point, I'm afraid she wouldn't be able to tolerate such misfortunes and troubles, and maybe she wouldn't care about it.

But Zhuang Daniu is different. He is a person who has learned some medical skills. He knows that women's menstruation is not only bad luck for men, but more importantly, when a woman has menstruation, if a man forces intercourse, the woman will suffer physical injuries. harm!

Therefore, Zhuang Daniu, who was a little unclear at this time, would not hurt Sang Yue except for being angry.

Sang Yue was in a very comfortable mood at this time, and when she was thinking about how to deal with this aunt, she saw the angry Zhuang Daniu suddenly fell on the pit, hugged herself and howled: "Ah... daughter-in-law, I'm dying…"

She thought that Zhuang Daniu was lying to her, so she thought to herself, why are you pretending!

Don't think that if you pretend to be an old lady, I will feel bad. God saved me today. No matter how you pretend to be, I won't make fun of my body!If women don't take good care of them when they come to be aunts, they will suffer in the future!
There are too many diseases in women. Inflammation of the uterus, cervix, appendages, vagina, etc., as long as one does not pay attention to hygiene, it is a disease that can be said to exist.

Sang Yueli ignored him, still thinking about the aunt's towel in this era.

But after a while, Zhuang Daniu's miserable scream scared Sang Yue, she quickly turned over to look, and she was really shocked when she saw the blue and purple face of Zhuang Daniu who fell beside her , I howled in my heart: Damn, is this man real or fake?Is it possible to make a fake so realistic?

In an instant, I saw Zhuang Daniu rolling on the kang again, the painful expression on his face and the appearance of dying finally let Sang Yue know that he was not lying: "Daniu, what's wrong with you? Hey, Zhuang Daniu, what the hell are you doing?" What's wrong?"

At this time, Zhuang Daniu's mind had already started to get confused, and his drowsy brain blurred his vision. Hearing Sang Yue's cry, he gasped: "Daughter-in-law, am I going to die soon..."

What?
dying?
Didn't he just let him do that?

If not, is it possible to die?

If that's the case, wouldn't all the bachelors in this world be dead?
But Zhuang Daniu's appearance is not pretending, and his expression is also very scary. If something happens, he will be in trouble!
How to do?
Sang Yue was at a loss for a while!

In desperation, she suddenly thought of Xiao Qi: "Damn slob, where are you?"

Xiaoqi is hiding in a place to practice. Recently, because of safety, it has made great progress in cultivation.Hearing Sang Yue's anxious voice, it flew out unhurriedly, but its tone was a little unhappy: "Who is a slacker? Master, Xiao Qi is practicing! Screaming so much, what happened?"

Seeing it, Sang Yue immediately pointed to Zhuang Daniu who was rolling on the kang and said, "Look, what happened to him?"

Xiao Qifei went over and paused in Zhuang Daniu's hand, and after a while he said: "It's nothing, he was poisoned by the magic fruit. You gave him too much, and now it is stimulated, give it a try I can't digest it."

What?
Does she do bad things with good intentions?

Sang Yue was puzzled: "Didn't I eat more?"

Xiaoqi gave her a blank look: "Can people be the same? You are a woman, and he is a man, do you know?"

"Will something happen if we don't save him?"

Xiaoqi felt that he was following a stupid master, and he asked angrily: "What do you think? It is normal for a person who pays attention to the harmony of yin and yang. This time his yang energy is too strong, just like you eat too much. If If this yang energy is not lost in time, it will be disabled even if it does not die!"

Immortal or disabled?

What is left?
Could it be that if she doesn't save him, even if this man doesn't die, he will become impotent?
uh~~
Sang Yue couldn't imagine that if Zhuang Daniu had not died but became impotent, if he woke up, he would plunge into the surrounding mountains and rivers and commit suicide.

Although she never thought about spending the rest of her life with this man, seeing Zhuang Daniu's appearance at this moment, Sang Yue was really anxious: "Stop flattering me here, tell me quickly, how can I save him?"

Xiao Qibai glanced at the big black dog and the little yellow dog in the yard: "How else can I save it? Isn't there a look outside the door? Don't say you can't!"

Sang Yue blushed: "Damn slob! I'm inconvenient today!"

Xiaoqi glanced at her contemptuously, then flew back to sleep on it, but finally glanced at Sang Yuekai?
Sang Yue shouted immediately: Are you a ladybug?Are you sure you're not a sperm?
Xiaoqi is no longer like this master with a sick mind, it was born with a calamity to meet such a mentally abnormal master.Sang Yue almost died of anger with a soft snort, what Sang Yue wanted to do the most was to kill Xiaoqi first...

When Zhuang Daniu woke up, Sang Yue was about to go out to save him but was grabbed by someone: "Daughter-in-law, you are so kind!"

Sang Yue threw him a glance, and said disgustedly: "Let go, it's dirty to death!"

Although Zhuang Daniu was dizzy, he didn't faint yet.

Looking at the little daughter-in-law's red face, Zhuang Daniu snickered from the bottom of his heart: Sure enough, daughter-in-law!
"Daughter-in-law, let me fetch water for you."

Seeing Zhuang Daniu's face of a puppy begging for food, her eyes turned white: Damn?Really so clever?
Just now, he looked like he was about to die, but in a blink of an eye, he jumped like a dragon?

Just when Zhuang Daniu's thoughts were blooming, Sang Yue, who had just stretched out her feet and hooked her shoes, screamed: "Ouch... my stomach... it hurts... my stomach..."

Before Sang Yue got off the kang and stood up, a sharp pain knocked her out.

(End of this chapter)