Yin Yang Online Shop

Chapter 1 Opening

"Baby has been successfully released, it usually takes 30 minutes to appear in the search, please be patient."

Looking at the text on the computer screen, Zhou Hao shook his fist and shouted: "Yes!"

Just after a product was put on the shelves, Zhou Hao began to be elated. He looked back at the paper houses, paper cars, and paper sedan chairs behind him, and suddenly felt that the road ahead was still far away.

His master Zhang Shanyuan picked him up 20 years ago and opened a wreath and shroud shop. He usually helped people with fortune-telling and geomantic omen, which made him grow up.

After working all afternoon, Zhou Hao finally put all the products in the store on the shelves, and named the store "Yin Yang Xuan". Although it is not creative, it can reflect his business scope.

"Ding Dong, you have a new order."

Looking at the prompt message on the phone, Zhou Hao frantically clicked on "Pending Delivery" - 30 grams of raw ore cinnabar.

Recipient information: Xie Bi'an, Marshal's Mansion, No. 444, Liuhun Road, Fengdu Ghost City-Qiansheng Street-Liuhun Road.

Xie Bi'an?Isn't this Bai Wuchang, one of the top ten villains in the underworld!I often hear the master mention it, and even brag that I have a good relationship with him.Zhou Hao got angry on the spot. I didn't have time to set off the cannon on the first day I opened the store, and someone entertained me?
He clicked on "Contact Buyer" and poked and typed with two index fingers on the keyboard.

"What are you doing? Are you sick?"

The other party replied almost in a second: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and deliver the goods!"

Is this copy pasted?Otherwise, how come back so fast?Zhou Hao has long heard that there is a lot of competition in online stores, and some colleagues will use a small account to buy things and then give bad reviews.

Zhou Hao is not afraid of trouble, but he still does not want such a thing to happen.Little do they know that his reputation is not as good as a heart, and big sellers can't search for his products at all, let alone attack his store.

"Your Excellency is not a colleague?"

The other party replied instantly: "Don't talk nonsense after you say it, and be careful if I give you a bad review!"

I knew it!I knew it!Zhou Hao pointed to the screen and greeted all eighteen generations of ancestors who claimed to be Xie Bi'an.

Okay, just ship the goods, let me find out who did it, I have to fight for thousands of miles to maim you!No matter how bad it is, I have to smash the windows of your house in the middle of the night!Zhou Hao thought about it and took out a small box of cinnabar from the counter.

He immediately opened the mobile version of the Qianniu app and clicked on the delivery, because he could scan and enter the express delivery number with his mobile phone.

Still holding the blank courier slip in his hand, he was stunned, this... how to write this address?
Fengdu?

What the hell?

Do something!

Zhou Hao contacted the buyer again.

"Your address..."

Zhou Hao jumped up suddenly. "Where is my cinnabar!" It was clearly placed in front of me just now!

His master bought his laptop for him when he was on summer vacation to prepare for college. The few computer classes at school alone cannot improve his typing speed, so when he typed, he looked down at the keyboard letter by letter. Knocked out.

But before typing a few words, he found that the cinnabar was gone.

"Ding dong, the delivery was successful!"

Looking at the reminder message on the phone, Zhou Hao was stunned.

Is it...

impossible!
but……

No but!

"The other party has confirmed receipt of the goods, and Thirty Mingbao has arrived."

The cinnabar cost one yuan per gram, and seeing the extra Thirty Ming Treasures in the phone, Zhou Hao was stunned again.

After some thought struggle, Zhou Hao decided to ask that Xie Bi'an.

"My dear? Are you still there? What is Ming Bao?"

The other party replied instantly again: "For the sake of the purity of your cinnabar, I will tell you that the 'Yuanbao' in your Yangjian started from the Yuan Dynasty, and it means 'Treasure of the Yuan Dynasty', Mingbao, you should know what it means .”

This time, Zhou Hao was completely stupid, because if his peers were able to reply quickly by copying and pasting already typed words before, then this time the question was targeted, and the speed of human hands could not be achieved!

Zhou Hao sent two questioning expressions, and said, "Then, are you really Bai Wuchang?"

"What are you? It's Qiye!"

"Okay, Seventh Lord."

"What else is there? If you fart, let it go!"

Zhou Hao tried his best to suppress the shock, thought for a while and asked, "Then what's the use of receiving this treasure? I'm not dead yet."

Bai Wuchang rolled his eyes on the other end of the phone and said, "Why can't it be used? The Yin Gods in the underworld have shops. When you sell a diamond, you can even do business with the immortal officials in the heaven. Like you, you can come to me right now. I looked at it in the store~/shy/shy."

This person turned his face faster than turning a book, and Zhou Hao immediately felt goosebumps when he heard this.After replying with an OK, Zhou Hao clicked on "his shop" and went in to have a look. They were all spells and magic tools.

It's impolite to come and go, so Zhou Hao bought a corpse-suppressing talisman and a sun-gathering talisman, and the Thirty Mingbao just happened to be used up, and the goods were received in an instant.

Bai Wuchang on the other end showed a smile from a profiteer and closed the conversation window.

Where are the zombies these days?Gathering Yang Talisman, see the details of the baby's introduction, it is a spell to quickly gather Yanghuo. Zhou Hao gave these two Talismans a new name - chicken ribs.

As everyone knows, just tonight, Zhou Hao escaped unharmed by relying on this chicken rib.

At this time, Zhou Hao knew what his mission was, so he quickly uploaded the picture and praised it!
"The seller delivered the goods very quickly, and the quality of the baby is also very good. The effect is immediate. It is definitely not fake, and I have a conscience evaluation!"

It didn't take long for Zhou Hao's master, Zhang Shanyuan, to come back. He played cards all afternoon, and when he lost money, he felt unhappy and came in with a stern face.

On the simple table of the Eight Immortals, the master and the apprentice are having dinner, mashed garlic spinach, scrambled eggs with leeks, shredded pork with pickled mustard soup, which is simple but enough to satisfy food and clothing.

"Come out with me at night." Zhang Shanyuan said.

Zhou Hao knew that nothing good would happen, and said, "I'm going to look at the store tonight, it opened the day before today."

When Zhang Shanyuan heard this, he put down his chopsticks, leaned over and looked up at Zhou Hao and asked, "What did you sell? How much did you earn? Where is the money?"

"They haven't confirmed receipt of the goods just after sending them out. How can it be so fast? It's just a box of cinnabar, 30 yuan, why? Didn't you say that I will get the money from the sale?" Zhou Hao rolled his eyes at him and said dissatisfied.

He didn't dare to tell his master that Bai Wuchang bought it, and he bought two tasteless treasures for what he earned.

Zhang Shanyuan was a little disappointed, picked up his chopsticks again, took a mouthful of rice, and said, "It's yours, but you can't delay my business. Go and watch for me at night."

People in ancient times were afraid that the souls of the dead would not find their way home, so they would light candles and incense to illuminate the way for the dead to come and go.

This must be another death of someone nearby. Zhang Shanyuan went to rescue him. After the work, he would have a big meal. At this time, he would send someone to watch the night.If the night watchman was brought by Zhang Shanyuan, then an extra 400 yuan would be added.

Zhou Hao asked reluctantly: "Who died again?"

"The girl from Li's second family, her stomach was enlarged by a rich man and she refused to admit it. She hanged herself in school when she couldn't think about it for a while. It's a crime."

Zhou Hao also regretted for a while, and said, "Got it, call me when I go, I'm full." Then Zhou Hao sat in front of the computer and played with his mobile phone.

Anyway, there is supper at night, so what are you doing with this simple meal?
Hearing Bai Wuchang say that the Yin God of the underworld also has a store, Zhou Hao opened the homepage of the Taobao app and looked through it.

The overall color of the page is black, and it used to be orange, but it doesn’t matter, it’s no longer a horror, the key is Zhuge Kongming’s Eight Arrays, Meng Po’s Meng Po Soup, Zhong Kui’s Ghost Slaying Sword, Bacchus Du Kang’s beer……

Wait a minute, beer?Bragging, is there beer in the underworld?It also sells a bottle of three thousand Mingbao!
Zhou Hao clicked in without even thinking about it. After all, there are... business opportunities here!
Baby's detailed introduction: "Brought from the mortal world through special channels, there is only one bottle, and it will only be sold out." Zhou Hao scrolled down the page again.

"This store has been closed down due to suspicion of selling ordinary goods, as an example to others!"

Unexpectedly, after waiting for a long time for the refresh, the result was this, Zhou Hao couldn't help being startled.Mortal goods are not allowed to sell?Check out your store now.

"It's okay, okay." Zhou Hao patted his chest, then thought, am I a bug?Undiscovered vulnerability?

Who cares, whether it's a blessing or a curse, you can't avoid it, and you will die or live!

Nanshe New Village, this is an urban-rural fringe area, to the east is the urban area, to the west is the countryside, it is dilapidated, and there are advertisements for express delivery everywhere on the telephone poles by the roadside, and the aerial wires are delivered like a mess, every household There are three-story buildings, most of the local people make money by renting out houses to migrant workers, and they play mahjong all day long, so they live a very comfortable life.

In the Li Family's courtyard, under the hazy moonlight, the air was filled with the smell of earth, and crooked dead vines were crawling on the moldy walls.

In the yard, the door was set on two long benches, and the corpse of the hanged woman was lying on it. Two candles were flickering on both sides of the corpse's head, and an incineration cylinder was placed in front of her feet. There is a mat for family members to burn paper money on their knees.

Because of the power outage today, the air conditioner was not working, and the weather was hot, Li Er Er was afraid that the corpse would stink, so he arranged it in the yard.

The entire tongue protruding from the female corpse has been stuffed into the mouth, and the protruding eyeballs have been pressed back, but the strangle marks left on the neck will not disappear for a while, and the candlelight on both sides is swaying. At this time, Zhou Hao I just felt the coolness of the midsummer night.

Zhang Shanyuan was eating and drinking in a shed not far away after he was saved. Zhou Hao got tired of hearing the cries of the frogs and crows around him, so he took out his mobile phone and played Tantan.

Zhou Hao, who hadn't picked up a girl after searching for a long time, was upset.He always felt that there was a pair of eyes staring at him, and he couldn't help but look at the female corpse.

The crow on the tree screamed suddenly, and what Zhou Hao saw was a pair of bloodshot eyes, and when he looked down, the already blackened tongue stuck out.

Scalp tingling!

Zhou Hao was so frightened that he took two steps back. Hearing what his master said, this is not a good sign. It seems that he is about to... turn into a dead body?
He quickly picked up a branch and tiptoedly stuffed the female corpse's tongue in, and pushed back the eyeballs.I looked at the piece of master who was drinking happily, blowing his beard and staring.

Looking back again...

Omg.

He opened his eyes and stuck out his tongue again.

Even if Zhang Shanyuan came forward to solve this matter, Zhou Hao still knew how good his master was, and it was basically a negative number, so he quickly took out his mobile phone to find Bai Wuchang.

"Master Qi! Help!" Zhou Hao even patted the face of the female corpse.

Bai Wuchang's recovery speed is well known, and he explained the mystery in one sentence.

“Problem with the pillow!”

(End of this chapter)