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Chapter 205 Lie
Saying that you are honest is giving you a face, right?

You're a typical no-brainer.

Put the matter of tomb robbery on the table? !
Why don't you fly!
Zhao Daniu was taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing, Zhao Daniu said: "Look, my son is capable of robbing tombs, but he is not capable of taking other people's children, so we are the Zhao family, haha."

Zhao Dahu and Zhao Dalong also nodded in agreement, in the final analysis, the Zhao family's genes are better.

Chen Jumei was not happy, she put down the bowls and chopsticks, and said, "Son, how can you go to rob graves? This kind of digging of people's graves lacks great virtue, and life will be shortened."

Zhao Wunian realized that he had slipped his tongue, so he patted himself lightly on the mouth, and said, "My thief has also stolen, what can I do?"

Zhou Hao and others buried their heads in eating, pretending not to know.

Zhao Daniu was still having fun at the moment, Chen Jumei pushed his arm and said, "You don't talk about your son, how can this go on like this."

Sister Chen Ju is being polite, if she had seen Zhao Daniu so careless in the past, she would have copied her a long time ago.

Zhao Daniu is not a person who is so good-looking when he gets cheap, so he said with a straight face, "That's right, what are you doing to steal someone's tomb? Did they offend you? Don't do this again next time. Okay, let's eat."

This, this is the end?

Chen Jumei secretly pinched Zhao Daniu's soft waist, but she didn't say a word, but her meaning was already made clear, this matter can't be left alone.

It was true in the first place, although Chen Jumei was tough and she belonged to the category of shrew in ancient times, but when dealing with Zhao Wunian, she must fulfill her responsibilities as a mother, and she cannot indulge her children like this.

Zhao Daniu was pinched so that the facial features on his face were distorted. Before Zhao Wunian could express his opinion, he slapped the table with his hand, and the dishes and plates jumped up with a "bang".

"You dare to rob a tomb! Who gave you the courage! Do it honestly!" Zhao Daniu said angrily.

How could this be anger, the pain was so painful that there was no way to vent it, so he turned the screaming into scolding.

Zhao Daniu has a good temper, that's how he treats his family members, Zhao Wunian has seen his father break other people's limbs like a devil, so he panicked now.

"The mouse took me there, I'm also confused, I don't know anything, you ask him." After speaking, he bowed his head deeply, and ate the rice without picking up the vegetables.

It is said that Zhao Wunian is stupid, how is he stupid?He clearly knew that the Zhao family had to rely on Zhou Hao and the others to catch ghosts at night, and even if his father had a temper, he would not vent it to Zhou Hao.

I am smart!
No, Zhao Daniu was taken aback, and taught Zhao Wunian that he was his own son, not to mention scolding, I just hit him twice, so what?

But Zhou Hao is different, not to mention their cultivation, the relationship alone is far behind, and it is not Zhao Daniu's turn to teach him a lesson.

Zhou Hao had already made up his mind, so he took out a napkin and wiped his mouth, and said, "Uncle Zhao, the thing is like this, before our school organized a camping trip to Zhuyu Mountain, I should have told you in New Year's Eve, right?" ?”

Before Zhao Daniu could answer, Zhou Hao continued: "But when we were playing later, we found that there was a zombie in Zhuyu Mountain! Fortunately, the zombie was far away from the students at that time, so it was probably because the zombie was afraid of all of us. Yang Huo didn't dare to come out, so he went back to his lair."

Zhou Hao paused, took a sip of pork rib soup, and continued: "At that time, the four brothers in our dormitory discussed how to solve this matter. Although the zombies dare not hurt us, they can't be sure. Next time someone If you go to the mountains to play or something, you will definitely kill people by then, right?"

"Ren Shan and I both came from a Taoist school, and Da Nian came from a family of martial arts. Dongliang... Dongliang is also an individual. We hit it off and decided to rush to the zombie's lair to eliminate him. It's dangerous, but there's nothing wrong with it. If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? Look at Ren Shan's injury." After speaking, he lifted up Ren Shan's clothes.

On his chest, there were traces of Zhou Hao stitching up his bones.

A horrific scar that required more than thirty stitches.

Ren Shan knew that he had to cooperate with Zhou Hao in making up stories, so he didn't resist, and it was nothing to be ashamed of.

When Chen Jumei heard this, she panicked, pulled Zhao Wunian to look at it, and said, "Son, are you not injured?"

Zhao Wunian sneezed and said, "What can I do, I'm fine! Hehe."

The two uncles Zhao Daniu and Zhao Wunian felt relieved when they heard this, Zhao Daniu continued to ask: "Then what then?"

"Then the four of us brothers showed their own magical powers, and wiped out a zombie that had reached the level of jumping to death! Later we found out from the words engraved on the coffin that this zombie was actually Lu Bu! In terms of credit, it is still a big year Most! At that time, he used two hammers in one hand. Uncle, you didn’t see that pair of drum-beating golden hammers. He played it like a tiger, it’s amazing! Hehe!"

Of course Zhou Hao knows that as a father, he likes to hear that his child is amazing, and the teacher praised your child for being smart, are you happy?
It must be cool!

Zhao Daniu was excited when he heard it, and shouted: "Okay! It's my Zhao Daniu's seed! Haha!"

Zhao Dahu and Zhao Dalong are also very happy, their nephew is capable, so they are not necessarily sad, right?
Chen Jumei looked at Zhao Wunian suspiciously: "Son, isn't the drum beating and the golden hammer Li Yuanba's weapon? When did it fall into your hands?"

Zhou Hao knew that he had slipped his mouth too, so he wished he could slap him twice.

Zhao Wunian froze for a moment, took a mouthful of rice, thought about it, and finally said: "We found it in Lu Bu's tomb, and I didn't realize it was a Wengjin Hammer at the time. The hammer is actually Lu Bu's funeral object, hehe..."

Chen Jumei knew that Zhao Wunian had been looking for the Urn Golden Hammer, and even let Zhao Daniu use his connections in Jianghu, but she never found it.

Zhao Daniu said: "No wonder I can't find it. It is in Lu Bu's tomb! Otherwise, with the ability of my Zhao family, it is impossible to find it."

Ren Shan patted his forehead helplessly, can the combined IQ of the people at this table exceed 200?
"But Li Yuanba was a figure in the Sui and Tang Dynasties, and Lu Bu was in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. How could the urn hammer appear in Lu Bu's tomb? Son, are you lying?" Chen Jumei asked.

Well, finally there is someone who understands.

Zhao Wunian was so anxious that his face was flushed red, he lowered his head to pick up his rice, and remained silent.

Ren Shan said: "Actually, the urn golden hammer is the family treasure of the mouse. It was mentioned in Da Nian before that the person he admires the most is Li Yuanba. Zhou Hao took it out from home and gave it to Da Nian."

To lie, you have to be a smart person.

Look, everyone was surprised, they didn't expect Zhou Hao to spend so much money!

And judging by Zhou Hao's attire, he doesn't look like a child of a rich family, so hidden behind this lavishness is a heart of great righteousness!
Zhao Daniu shook his head and said, "How can this be done? My son can't just take Zhou Hao's family heirloom for nothing. Zhou Hao, you name it, uncle will give you the money." As he spoke, he took out a lot of change from his fart pocket The bills are one yuan, five yuan, and ten yuan can be vaguely seen.

Did this Nima drink too much?

Of course, Zhao Daniu and Chen Jumei reached a consensus today, and in the future Chen Jumei will have to give him face in crowded places, which makes him happy. He heard Zhou Hao say how good his son is, how can he not be happy?

So he drank heavily, and his mind became confused for a while.

The two brothers, Long and Hu, felt that the Zhao family's face was almost lost by the second brother, and they kept their heads down and did not speak, nor did they eat or drink.

Chen Jumei scolded: "What nonsense, is he a money-seeking person?" Then she looked at Zhou Hao, smiled, and said, "Zhou Hao, Auntie doesn't know how to thank you. In Hebei in the future, whatever is useful will get us Zhao's place, you can say it bluntly, auntie toasts you! I'll do it, you can do whatever you want." He raised his glass as he spoke.

Then there is the shrew, that is also a shrew who came out of a big family. These words are impeccable, full of dignity, and also have a bit of a quack atmosphere.

Zhou Hao was eating, not drinking, so he hurriedly picked up Ren Shan's cup, clinked glasses with Chen Jumei, and did not forget to lower the rim of his own cup when they clinked. This rule was also learned in the etiquette class of the vocational high school. It will come in handy in a while.

Zhou Hao, who drank it all in one gulp, felt that his throat was hot and his face was grinning. Although Chen Jumei said he was casual, he couldn't be too casual.

Zhao Dalong saw Zhou Hao's embarrassment, and said, "Eat some food, eat some food."

Having a very pleasant dinner, Zhao Daniu got a little too drunk, so he went back to his room to rest.

After resting for a while after the meal, Zhou Hao and others continued to supervise Xu Sun Dongliang's practice.

Time passed quickly, Zhou Hao raised his hand and looked at his arm, it was already 10:30.

"Da Nian, give this spell to your father and call him up."

(End of this chapter)