Yin Yang Online Shop

Chapter 492 Title
Zhou Hao was completely dumbfounded.

One billion?

How many fucking accounts do I have to sell to earn back? !
I really have [-] million goddamn coins, this amount of fairy coins is enough for me to be a god!
Who the hell cares about this ad.

Thinking about money is crazy, you!
There's nothing wrong with it, what Zhou Hao thought in his heart, he really can't say anything about him, the Jade Emperor opened his mouth to say [-] million, where did Zhou Hao find so much money?

Zhou Hao sold 1000 million boxes of condoms for [-] million!

With so much money, even if Monkey King took it, it would not be so easy!
"Will you give it? If you give it, I will immediately advertise for you, within minutes, and I promise you that this advertisement can be kept for 1000 years, and I promise you that within 500 years, I will not send other friends circle, which is equivalent to overhead."

Why are you so smart?
You are the only one who can settle accounts in the whole world, right?

"I'm really sorry, but with my current assets, I still can't afford so many fairy coins." Zhou Hao replied.

Who is this!
Fortunately, you are still the ruler of the Three Realms, so if you catch a person, you will be fooled like this.

Comparing Zhang Shanyuan and Jade Emperor now, it really is insignificant.

At this time, Zhou Hao remembered that when he and the queen mother bought flat peaches, the queen mother also asked for [-] million yuan.

The husband sings and the wife follows, they all come out of the same nest, they are really all the way.

The Jade Emperor smiled and replied: "Alright then, let's do it here."

You can't come up with money and want me to advertise for you?

No way!
Who do you think I am?

Without such an appearance fee, would I help you in this kind of matter?

Brother, you haven't woken up yet!
"Just let it go, hey? By the way, you just said that your Taobao account was stolen, and then you bought an account on my game platform from me. Then I will block this account for you, so as not to steal your account. The person who used your account to do something wrong, um, that's it, goodbye."

Damn, do you have a plan?

I have had wall ladders!
If you don't advertise me, don't even think about fighting the landlord!
The Jade Emperor regretted it.

Why do you want to plant Zhou Hao if you are so good?
The past life is a matter of the previous life, Zhou Hao has never offended you in this life.

The Jade Emperor wanted to go back on his word at first, but he didn't make any jokes. Once a word is made, it is hard to catch up with four horses, and even eight horses can't catch up!

In a fit of anger, the Jade Emperor blocked Zhou Hao directly.

Out of sight is pure!

Zhou Hao found that Jade Emperor's profile picture had suddenly turned black, so he sent a question mark, but was rejected.

Oh shit.

Zhou Hao directly sent a message to Shen Ruian.

"You go and seal this account for me, and then help me apply a patch. From now on, each account can only be used on one fixed mobile phone. If anyone's account is logged in on someone else's mobile phone, the account will be banned for 100 years!"

Grandma, you told you to block me.

Don't even think about using someone else's account to play!
Just fucking don't let you play!

Do not give!

"Okay, I'll go after class."

"Now!!"

have to.

Piff was furious and blood spattered five steps.

In the wrath of the emperor, millions of dead bodies were laid down and blood flowed for thousands of miles.

Zhou Hao is neither an ordinary man nor an emperor, but he is angry. At the very least, he still has the ability to make the Jade Emperor unable to play Doudizhu.

Shen Ruian didn't ask for leave from the teacher either, she just stood up and ran out of the classroom.

In Friday's class, the students didn't pay much attention to the lecture, and the teacher thought that Shen Ruian just went to the bathroom, so he didn't care. After all, he was the class monitor, and he was in a hurry, so he continued to give lectures vividly.

In about 15 minutes, Shen Ruian sent Zhou Hao a new installation package, which was patched.

After Zhou Hao received it, he immediately changed it to his original link.

Let you yell at me again!

come!

The Jade Emperor was lying on the table at the moment and was almost bored to death. Zhou Hao said that if his account was sealed, it would definitely be sealed, so he was not going to fight fearlessly.

Forget it, go out for a stroll.

"Let's drive!" The guards shouted at the top of their voices.

The Jade Emperor said annoyedly: "Don't get up, you all stay here, I want to be quiet."

The head of the guard bent down, clasped his fists and said, "Just wait here for the Jade Emperor, I will help you summon Jingjing, but I don't know which fairy this Jingjing is?"

He said so, but what the guard chief thought was in his heart.

The Jade Emperor actually made broken shoes behind the Queen Mother's back. If the old man knew about this, the Jade Emperor might be punished!

It's okay not to say it, but the Jade Emperor got even more angry when he said it.

"You stay in the palace, you are not allowed to go anywhere, and you are not allowed to follow me. If you dare not listen, you will be punished by the nine clans!"

Damn it, I'm so in charge, I don't even listen to what I say, want to rebel?
When the head guard heard this, his legs trembled in fright.Zhou Hao dare not give Jade Emperor face, he is a guard, even if he is the leader, he absolutely dare not.

"Yes!"

In fact, he thought to himself.

Don't play prestige with me here, hurry up and worship the Bodhisattva when you have time, and don't let the Queen Mother know about you, or you will be finished!

Although the Heavenly Court is vast and boundless, there are only a few places to go, which is really boring, so the Jade Emperor flew to the home of Tianwang Tota Li.

Find him to tease the dull boy!

Temple of Heavenly Kings.

This is also an ancient Chinese-style building, so I don’t need to elaborate on how magnificent it is, and everyone can imagine it by themselves.

On the main seat in the main hall, sat a middle-aged man wearing armor and with a big beard. He had a stern expression and a resolute face. On the table in front of him was a small Wenchang Pagoda.

It seems to be Wenchang Pagoda, but it is not. This is the legendary Ruyi Golden Pagoda with eight treasures and exquisite relics.

Well, awesome people or things have long names.

This exquisite pagoda has the ability to absorb demons and suppress ghosts and evil spirits. It was originally a treasure in the heavens and possesses immense and incomparable power.

Bullshit, right?

When Sun Wukong made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, Li Tianwang used this Linglong Pagoda to suppress Sun Wukong. Although he still let Monkey King rush out and smashed it, the Linglong Pagoda was restored soon.

This Tota Li Tianwang's real name is Li Jing. At this time, sitting next to him is a beautiful woman in ancient costume. This is his first wife, Yin Shiniang.

Further down, there is a child who is more than four feet tall, who is familiar to everyone, Marshal of Zhongtan, great god of Santan Haihui, Nezha.

At this moment, the family of three is happily fighting the Landlord, connected to the mobile phone, and having fun.

Originally Nezha was playing with Erlang God Yang Jian and Lei Zhenzi, but later Yang Jian went to train the dog, that is, Xiao Tiangou, and the team was broken up.

Helpless, it is definitely useless to find Jin Zha and Mu Zha. They are all authentic six-root cleansing, and they don't even care about their cute younger brothers.

So Nezha can only go to his parents.

Li Tianwang is a military general, how can there be battles in peacetime?What's more, he has the four generals of the Mo family under his command, that is, the four heavenly kings, who can help him deal with everything, and he has something wrong with him.

Hearing Nezha say that Dou Dizhu is quite interesting, he downloaded it and started playing.

It doesn't matter this time, after downloading, it's really fun, and you can't stop at all.

Originally, it was time for Li Jing to practice and meditate, but he forgot about it.

Yin Shiniang has nothing to do, there are servants for doing laundry and cooking, and it's not her turn.

Just as I was playing, a notification sound came suddenly.

"The Jade Emperor has arrived!"

This Nima.

Li Jing was so frightened that he almost threw away the phone.

"Father, what are you afraid of?" Nezha asked disapprovingly.

Li Jing listened.

Yeah, what am I afraid of?
Before Li Jing could speak, the door of the main hall was pushed open.

First there was a burst of hearty laughter.

"Hahahahaha, Li Aiqing, what are you doing?"

Li Jing's family immediately bowed and bowed. Li Jing clasped his fists and said, "See Jade Emperor. If you go back to Jade Emperor, we are playing a very interesting game called Doudizhu."

Well, it's not a war now, I'm idle at home, what's wrong with playing games?It should be fine.

"What?!" Jade Emperor asked angrily.

Not angry, just a little bit louder, it sounded like he was angry, but he wasn't.

When Li Jing heard this, he bent even lower, and his brain began to work rapidly.

There is no war now. As a general, I have not neglected my duty. What is wrong?
"Back to the Jade Emperor, we are playing a very interesting game called Fighting the Landlords."

(End of this chapter)