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Chapter 494 Jade Emperor Admits Cowardly

After careful consideration, the Jade Emperor decided to make peace with Zhou Hao.

After all, in the Heavenly Court, as Li Jing said, there are people who are in charge of all affairs in the Heavenly Court. It is meaningless for me to be the Jade Emperor, because he is the most idle person in the entire Heavenly Court.

After finally producing a fun game, but now because of two quarrels with Zhou Hao, or in other words, it doesn't even count as quarrels, so the title is directly banned.

At first, the Jade Emperor was embarrassed to beg Zhou Hao. After all, he was the ruler of the Three Realms, so what's the point of bowing his head to a mortal?

I don't want to be ashamed?
But after experiencing Li Jing and Yang Jian.

he thinks.

No.

Can't.

What's the use of face?

It's neither tasty nor fun.

Zhou Hao in the mortal world was still in class at this time, seeing that the Jade Emperor had picked himself out of the blacklist, a smug smile appeared on his face.

Let you cross me.

Let you have fun with me.

Should!
"Don't come back in a hurry, just stay in the dormitory." Zhou Hao sent such a message to Shen Ruian.

After sending the new installation package to Zhou Hao, Shen Ruian threw shit and was about to turn off the computer when he saw Zhou Hao's news.

Went to throw shit again.

You have to listen to Zhou Hao in everything, there is nothing wrong with that, anyway, he won't let me do bad things, and give me so much money back.

This is my nobleman.

Zhou Hao replied to Jade Emperor, "What's wrong, Jade Emperor?"

Let's play tricks on you first.

When the Jade Emperor saw it, his heart blossomed with joy.

Zhou Hao still doesn't know that I blocked him?

Hahahaha, that's great, it's easier to talk like this.

"Oh, it's like this. When I left the court just now, I saw a few ministers fighting the landlord. I thought it was quite interesting after looking at it, so I logged in to your game according to the account number and password recorded in the purchase record. Unexpectedly, A dialog box popped up, saying that my account has been blocked for 1000 years for spreading island country action movies, my good boy, I don’t even know what island country action movies are, how can I spread them? You think so?”

After pressing the "send" button, the Jade Emperor felt relaxed.

Anyway, I'm not a monk, so I can tell a few white lies, but it's true.

Think about it, if I'm bored, really bored, which affects my mood, if I'm in a bad mood, I offend some unlucky guy, but that unlucky guy is still an important god.

Isn't the world in chaos?
If I throw the god of wind and rain into the sky prison, there will be no rain for hundreds of years in the mortal world.

It's not up to me.

So it's understandable for me to lie, haha.

When Zhou Hao saw Jade Emperor say that, he laughed on the spot. The students didn't know what he was laughing at. Zhou Hao was probably watching some funny joke and didn't care much.

At this moment, Zhou Hao was thinking about how Shen Ruian would feel if he knew that he had blocked the game account of the Lord of the Three Realms with this trumped-up charge.

I dare not think about it, but I still feel it.

"That's not okay, isn't your Taobao account stolen? What if the person who stole your account implanted some virus into your game account and broke my game platform, then how can I survive?" ? This matter is really not easy to discuss."

Grandma, I told you to block me, try another one.

Hahaha.

The Jade Emperor didn't understand what Zhou Hao was talking about at all, and he probably knew what he meant, but he didn't let him unblock him.

who cares.

keep on talking.

"Impossible, right? I have the indestructible body of a diamond, and I am invulnerable to all poisons. No virus can catch me, so you can rest assured."

The Jade Emperor can talk, but Zhou Hao can't?
"No, this virus is not the other virus. It is installed in the account. If your account contains a virus, then my platform will be paralyzed, and my loss will be incalculable."

If I knew today, why bother?

If I ask you to advertise for me, it's not that I don't give you benefits, so why do you want [-] million from me?
We didn't know each other before, and I didn't offend you. How can I say that I am also a disciple of Taoism, and we all have the same belief, so why not be more polite?

Jade Emperor still didn't understand.

"This game platform is a dead thing. It has neither a life soul nor a soul. How could it be paralyzed? You should stop joking with me, and be careful that I betray you as a king, ha ha."

Judgment.

You are judged!

Believe it or not, before you kill me, I will ask Shen Ruian to block your account for 10 years?

"Forget it, I can't tell you, anyway, this account, there is no way to unblock you for a while, otherwise the security of my platform will be affected, okay, I still have to go to class, um, That is to study in the school you know, goodbye." After sending this message, Zhou Hao almost laughed and recited it.

Anyway, I am not in a hurry to earn fairy coins. This game spreads to ten, ten to hundreds. Even if no one helps him to advertise, he will be recognized by many gods in the later stage. After all, even the Jade Emperor is so fascinated.

Don't be afraid of running out of business.

Take your time, it is not a good thing to become fat after all.

No matter how bad it is, can't I ask Brother Monkey to advertise for me?

Or I can ask Ryan Shen to embed an event in the game.

Retweet Moments, you can get [-] yin and yang beans!
Although it is only worth a hundred cents, Zhou Hao believes that many users will repost it.

Free is always the best.

Hahahaha.

The Jade Emperor saw that Zhou Hao's attitude was so resolute, he was afraid that there was no need to discuss this matter.

Damn it, I really can't go down to earth, otherwise I would have to chat with you and teach you how to behave!

Forget it, go to Yao Chi to find the Queen Mother, she should wake up after the calculation.

At the beginning of the early court, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother needed to go together. As the Queen Mother, this is the real mother of the world.

But then he hesitated that nothing major happened, and the Queen Mother couldn't get up from sleep, so the Jade Emperor presided over the morning court alone.

The Jade Emperor flew from the Nine Heavens to the Yaochi of the Three Heavens.

Originally, the guards of Yaochi wanted to shout "Meet the Jade Emperor", but the Jade Emperor was afraid that the Queen Mother would not wake up, so he told them not to howl.

"Damn it! Come on, go and find out who this guy with the ID 'Society Your Baby' is for Ben Gong! Every time I'm about to win, I'll blow up Ben Gong!"

There was a burst of clamor, and the Jade Emperor's scalp became numb when he heard it. In such a huge heaven, there are only a handful of people who dare to call themselves "My Palace".

It can be distinguished from this voice that the speaker is none other than the Queen Mother.

Someone wants to bomb the Queen Mother?

How dare!

The Jade Emperor immediately flew to the queen mother's favorite cloud.

"Who dares to be so presumptuous?!" Jade Emperor said angrily.

Damn it, come to me if you have something to do!What's wrong with bullying my wife!
However, the scene was silent for three to five seconds, no one dared to speak up, even the Queen Mother was overwhelmed by the Jade Emperor's aura.

"Your Majesty, what are you doing?" the Queen Mother asked, tilting her head.

The Jade Emperor looked around and found that no one had assassinated the Queen Mother.

awkward.

Quite embarrassing.

"Zhen, I heard from a long distance that someone was going to blow you up, so I came here in a hurry..." Jade Emperor scratched the back of his head and said.

The Queen Mother breathed a sigh of relief, as did the two maids beside her.

"Your Majesty, no one assassinated me. I was fighting against landlords. You see, this is the 'community you baby'. It's okay to run on me. Even though he and I are farmers, he bombed me and hurt me. Gong lost Yin Yang Dou."

When the Jade Emperor saw the familiar picture on the screen of the mobile phone, he felt a sense of suffocation, his eyes darkened, and he was about to twitch.

But no matter how the Jade Emperor is also a person who has experienced one hundred and three thousand two hundred catastrophes, this blow still cannot hurt his lifeblood.

It's just that this incident hit him too hard. My love Qing likes fighting landlords, that's all, but even my nephew likes it too, so the patience is over. Unexpectedly, now even the Queen Mother is starting to fight. Landlords.

This Nima.

Is it so much fun?
Of course there is, if it’s not fun, will they go to play?
That is to say, you can't play, you can't eat grapes and say the grapes are sour.

"Your Majesty, what's the matter with you?" the Queen Mother asked with concern.

His Majesty waved his hand feebly and said, "It's okay, I'm just a little tired. By the way, have you found out who that baby is now?"

The Queen Mother looked at the maid on the side, and said, "Hurry up and investigate, I will definitely punish him!"

(End of this chapter)