Yin Yang Online Shop

Chapter 497

My day is your mother.

Isn't this a good deal?
Why do you want to negotiate conditions again?
One hundred million yin and yang beans.

Is that less?

Zhou Hao didn't want to talk to him at first, so let him have no time to play. He has such a long life, and he has nothing to do every day, so he will die of idleness.

Forget it.

This is what he came to beg me with great difficulty. I have to control myself well. He has a high status and strong self-esteem. It is very likely that if I don't agree this time, he will never say it again next time.

With no concentration, what kind of Jade Emperor is he?
"Tell me, what kind of conditions do you need to advertise for me?" Zhou Hao asked.

Just do it, I will write down everything you have done now, don't wait for me to recover, wait until the day I recover, and see how I will deal with you.

What happened to Jade Emperor?If you are capable, you jump down and beat me up.

"It's very simple. First, unblock the accounts of Zhen and Hehua Fairy, then add a hundred million Yinyang beans, and the durian you mentioned earlier, and finally, give me five million fairy coins. It shouldn't be too much to ask, right?"

What?
500? !

You gave me the word "no"!
Isn't this fucking too much? !

My total worth is only 600 million. If you give me a total of 500 million, you are killing me!
No, it seems that the 500 million that Monkey King earned just now can't be kept like this.

Seeing Zhou Hao's delay in replying, the Jade Emperor added: "You should think about it. If I continue to print this advertisement, it will be a blockbuster! You can do the math yourself, it's just 500 million, and you sell [-]." account, you can earn it back, and you know how many gods there are in Heaven, right?"

Ha ha.

Smelly shameless thing.

He also said that immortals have no desires and desires, isn't this bragging?

Opening your mouth was first 500 million, and then changed it to [-] million. Are you sending me this little money to buy medicine?
Of course it’s not bad, to be the Jade Emperor, it’s really not bad for your 500 million, but you play tricks on the Jade Emperor several times, this nima can’t bear it!

The Jade Emperor will also raise his little fist and punch your little chest!

Of course Zhou Hao knew that as long as he sold 500 accounts, he could earn [-] million cents.

That is to say, Zhou Hao has never done business, and he is reluctant to spend the money. If he were Li Jianguo, or any other person who has been in the mall for a long time, he would not even think about it, and would just pay the money.

With his status and status here, he wouldn't even ask someone to sign a contract.

correct.

contract!

"That way, you write a document, as long as I meet your conditions, you will advertise me in Moments, and keep it for 1000 years, and you will not post new updates for 500 years."

If the Jade Emperor can do this, Zhou Hao will definitely not lose money. In fact, it will not take so much time. After all, it is quite difficult to become a fairy now.

Back then Zhang Shanyuan did so many good deeds, the most awesome one was forcibly suppressing the Yin Buddha. It stands to reason that such an achievement would be enough to ascend to the heavens, but he still didn't go up, but entered the underworld to get an official position.

Therefore, the number of people in Tianting is basically fixed, and the validity period is only about a week. After all, whoever is bored will go to the circle of friends of the Jade Emperor.

To some extent, it may not be a good thing to restrict Jade Emperor’s posts. After all, many people may go to his photo album because of Jade Emperor’s new updates. Maybe they will see the advertisement, and they will not send friends for 500 years. Circle, it is estimated that all the immortals can forget the Jade Emperor.

But it doesn't matter, it's a punishment for the Jade Emperor.

What Zhou Hao thinks is that if he is the Jade Emperor, he must show off this and that all day long, so that he will not post on Moments, which is worse than death.

A week later, everyone must know that Dou Di Zhu has already earned back his capital, and it will take less than 1000 years.

Besides, I have more than two years of fucking life left, and I don't know if I have made so much money, and I don't know if it will cost me my life. Anyway, Zhou Hao has made up his mind. When he is about to die, he will first give Zhang Shanyuan his phone , if you are in the ghost realm, then take your phone back, if you are sentenced to other realms, then give it to Zhang Shanyuan completely, which is also your filial piety.

Far away.

After the Jade Emperor read Zhou Hao's words to the Queen Mother, the Queen Mother also smiled.

"This guy is really the same as back then, and he doesn't suffer at all."

The Jade Emperor also smiled, and said, "Hey, it's time for me to beat him."

After finishing speaking, the Jade Emperor mobilized: "No problem, I will write it right away."

Then the Jade Emperor changed into a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, ready to write documents with a pen.

"By the way, don't forget to stamp your jade seal!" Zhou Hao added after remembering something.

He's a watertight guy.

"must."

Not long after, the Jade Emperor finished writing the text and hung it in his shop. The price was 1 Ming Bao, and Zhou Hao bought it.

Zhou Hao saw the link sent by the Jade Emperor, lay down on the table, and bought this thing back.

Good guy.

As soon as Zhou Hao bought it, he immediately received this thing. First, a dazzling golden light flashed. Because the distance was too close, Zhou Hao felt that his eyes were almost blind.

It just so happened that the teacher turned around to write on the blackboard, and they were sitting in the last row, so no one else noticed except Xu Sundongliang and others.

Zhao Wunian was sleeping at the moment, Xu Sundongliang was playing with his mobile phone, he glanced at Zhou Hao, but didn't say anything, but Ren Shan saw this scene clearly, and his eyes were also stimulated to a certain extent hurt.

Despite a short rest, Ren Shan's eyes were fine, but Zhou Hao was still in excruciating pain.

There was really no other way, Zhou Hao used Nuwa jade directly, and the symptoms gradually got better.

Damn, this is deliberately messing with me!
do not care.

This document, like an imperial decree in ancient times, is a two-way yellow scroll. After Zhou Hao opened it, he found a neat paragraph of text written on it.

"I, Haotian Jinque Supreme Sovereign Naturally Wonderful Mira to the True Jade Emperor God, in the year of Dingyou, on October 500st, at the third quarter of the hour, dare to be as bright as the ancestor of Hongjun, the three Qings and the four emperors, I should be mortals Zhou Haozhi's request, as long as he unblocks his account for me, and gives me 1000 million yin and yang beans, some durians, and 500 million cents coins, I will advertise his game and dating platform in Moments. The period is [-] years, and within [-] years, I will not Update the news again. If there is any violation, you will definitely be hit by thunder and five thunderbolts!"

There is also a red square seal stamped on the document.

At this point, Zhou Hao was finally relieved.

Hey, with this thing, I'm not afraid of you being fooled!

Wait, can the five thunderbolts kill him?He seems to be pretty good.

Forget it, if he repents, even if I can't beat him to death, I will make the sky full of gods and Buddhas, and everyone will know about it, so that he, the Jade Emperor, cannot sit down!
Public opinion is terrible, it can make a person, and even destroy a person!

"Send me the account number, and I'll send you money, and also give me your WeChat ID. I have to supervise it, and there's that lotus fairy game account."

When the Jade Emperor saw Zhou Hao's news, he was so happy that he jumped on the spot several times.

Zhou Hao, Zhou Hao, you still have today, you made me miserable back then, now I will let you pay back a sum of money!

Retribution!
Hey, people in the world don't believe in cause and effect. Has cause and effect bypassed anyone?
This Nima is really good words!
After the Jade Emperor gave Zhou Hao the information he wanted, he began to wait.

I can fight the landlord again!

Zhou Hao first sent those two game accounts to Shen Ruian and asked him to unblock them. This kid is really talented. He said that the Jade Emperor spread island country action movies... Let the Jade Emperor know, I don’t know if this kid will Will be unlucky for several lifetimes.

Then Zhou Hao called the Jade Emperor the 500 million cents, and told him that the durian would not be given to him until the afternoon, and he was in class now.

At this time, the Jade Emperor has already fought the landlord online with the Queen Mother, and the other is "Society Your Baby", and the ID of this Lingbao Tianzun is really nobody.

After adding the Jade Emperor, Zhou Hao looked at his photo album, and found that there was not a single post in it except his advertisement.

Damn, Zhou Hao was awed by this, if he became the Jade Emperor, he would show off the dragon chair today and show off the palace tomorrow.

Isn't this nonsense, how long the Jade Emperor has been doing this, he doesn't even remember, he doesn't need this kind of thing to set off his status, his WeChat name "Jade Emperor" is the most powerful capital.

Not long after, Zhou Hao received a reminder to add a friend.

(End of this chapter)