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Moreover, Wang Xiyan was also groggy and lethargic during the day, even lethargic, and couldn't wake up no matter how much he screamed, but it was different at night, and he was extremely excited.

The most terrible thing is that she took out the paper red wedding dress from the betrothal gift basket, put it on her body, put on rouge and lipstick, and asked Xu Zhaodi and his wife if they were beautiful today?

This is nothing, you can imagine, in the middle of the night, Wang Xiyan is wearing a wedding dress, turning on the old radio, pinching orchid fingers, and singing Huangmei Opera in the living room.

At this time, Xu Zhaodi and his wife were so frightened that they couldn't sleep, and even the neighbors upstairs and downstairs came to knock on the door.

After driving Wang Xiyan back to the room, she actually hid under the blanket and laughed alone.

"Jie Jie Jie, Jie Jie Jie Jie~"

The couple knew that it was haunted, and they couldn't get through to their son-in-law who called them. In anger, they threw out the betrothal gifts that appeared at home inexplicably, and they were able to return home the next day.

Listening to Xu Zhaodi's description, Li Mengmeng imagined what kind of scene it was, and her body trembled slightly with fright.

"What's the date you set?" Zhou Hao asked.

"Tomorrow, Zhou Hao, do you think there is a ghost at Auntie's house?" Speaking of sadness, Xu Zhaodi shed tears again.

Where is it so easy to encounter a ghost?
Ghost marriage!
They actually agreed to this marriage.Never should, never should, and set a date.

If there is no fixed date, Zhou Hao will come forward to mediate and set the date to a hundred years after Wang Xiyan, then there is nothing wrong with it, it is a matter of your choice and my wish.

But it's set for tomorrow, I'm afraid their son-in-law has already received the approval document from the underworld, admitting to this marriage, when the time comes, you have to get married, or you have to get married if you don't!

This is a life-threatening event!

"How about it, Auntie, I'll go back with you now to see what's going on, and I will do my best to help you." Then he turned to Li Mengmeng and said, "You go back first, I have to go."

Li Mengmeng grabbed Zhou Hao's clothes and said, "I want to go too."

What are you thinking?

What about playing?
Ghost marriage, big sister!

"Hurry up and take a taxi back. In the future, if you have nothing to do, don't wander around all the time. Look at today's incident. If I hadn't come, you might not know where you would be sold. Think about it. After being sold, you How can you live a good life?"

When Zhou Hao said this, Li Mengmeng also looked aggrieved.

I want to come and see you, what can I do when I meet that kind of person?

Zhou Hao turned a blind eye to Li Mengmeng's expression.

Xu Zhaodi, an outsider, saw this, but didn't say anything.

"Okay, then be careful, I'm leaving, goodbye, auntie." Then Li Mengmeng hailed a taxi and went home.

South Gate Homes.

Coincidentally, Zhou Hao came here once, and the dormitory of Liu Yanying, who was killed by Chen Guangyao before, is here. I don't know how she is now, but she looks like a short-lived person. She is considered a good person, which is a pity.

Xu Zhaodi's house was allocated by his husband's factory back then. It was cheap at that time, so he bought a set. The decision at the time was correct. Although this is an old community now, if the second-hand house is sold, it will cost [-] yuan. Two thirty one square.

Inside the house, the walls have been repainted, and the tiles on the floor are somewhat uneven due to time. The furniture and decoration are in the style of the last century.In the living room, a fat monk with a bald head was sitting on the ground reciting scriptures. He looked about forty years old, wearing a dark yellow monk robe inside and a red cassock outside, his face was full of flesh.

A middle-aged man stood on the side, looking anxious, wiping the sweat from his forehead from time to time. He was wearing a white sweater and black trousers, and looked like a senior worker. He was Wang Xiyan's father, Wang Xiyan. auspicious.

"I'm back, what did the police say? Huh? Who is this?" Wang Xiang asked when he saw his wife came back.

"The police ignored me at all, and they didn't believe anything they said. This is Zhou Hao, the young man who rescued people after the car accident I told you about last time." Xu Zhaodi looked at the monk and whispered: "Zhou Hao has I can catch ghosts."

Wang Xiang suddenly realized and nodded. He didn't understand why his wife brought a strange young man back.

Also at this time, the fat monk stood up, drew something on the palm of his hand with his sword finger, then put away his sword finger, pushed his palm outward, and said: "Om Mani Padme Hum!"

The couple and Zhou Hao were all shocked.

Because there seemed to be a red "卍" character on the palm of his hand!

Oh my God.

Incredible.

This is a wise man!
What is this red one?
Is it a word condensed with Yanghuo?

It's great. It's great.

Ok?
its not right.

How can you see Yanghuo without Niu Tear?
Zhou Hao felt it again.

What doggy thing?This Nima is Yanghuo?

"Amitabha!" The fat monk put his palms up in front of his chest, said aloud, and walked over with his hands behind his back.

"Benefactor, the ghosts and poor monks in your mansion have been expelled."

Wang Xiang showed joy and said, "That's really great!" Brother Xu Zhao also smiled happily.

There is no better news than this.

Ever since Wang Xiyan felt unwell physically and mentally, he had taken a long vacation, so he couldn't go to work like this.

The girl was getting thinner and thinner day by day, and her spirit was not normal. The two of them saw it in their eyes and felt pain in their hearts.

And what they are most worried about is that when the wedding day comes, their daughter will leave them.

"By the way, master, how much is this ceremony?" Wang Xiang reached into his trouser pocket and took out a stack of banknotes, which looked like a dozen.

The fat monk said slowly: "You can do whatever you want."

Wang Xiang clicked out five cards and was about to pull them out when he looked up and saw the fat monk looking away, frowning.

He thought to himself that the master was in the secular world and had to eat, Wubai was a bit stingy, so he rushed just now, afraid that the master would consume a lot of mana.

So I clicked five more, and when I was about to reach out, I looked at the expression of the fat monk again, and it was still the same.

Gritting his teeth, he stopped counting and handed over all the money in his hand.

The fat monk smiled slightly.

"Goodness is goodness."

Be kind to your sister!

Zhou Hao couldn't stand it anymore, took Wang Xiang's hand to take the money back, and said, "What are you doing to collect so much money?"

Wang Xiangsheng was afraid that the master would be angry, so he patted Zhou Hao lightly twice, and was about to hand over the money again.

Zhou Hao directly grabbed Wang Xiang's belt and pulled him down behind him.

"Tell me, how did you do this ritual? What demons and ghosts have you eliminated?"

The fat monk was not angry either, and said calmly, "Why did the little benefactor say that?"

Zhou Hao didn't give any face, and said bluntly: "I suspect that you are a liar, you don't know anything, just want to make money by talking in a few words?"

The fat monk looked at Wang Xiang behind Zhou Hao and asked, "Who is this little benefactor?"

Wang Xiang was in a hurry, and begged for favors: "This is my nephew, he is still young and ignorant, master, you monks are compassionate, don't blame him."

Xu Zhaodi also said: "Yes, master, he is usually very sensible, but today something happened...I'm really sorry."

The fat monk nodded and said: "It's okay, why would the poor monk care about him?"

Oh shit.

You don't care about me, I still care about you!
"Let me ask you, which mantra has the longest number of words in the ten small mantras in Buddhism?"

The "Tao" in "The Secret Biography of Taoism" is not just the magic of Taoism. ".

Buddhism was introduced to China during the Eastern Han Dynasty, so Zuo Ci also wrote about Buddhism, Zhou Hao naturally knew something, but very little.

The fat monk smiled and said, "The Great Compassion Mantra."

Zhou Hao was a little surprised, it seems that this liar really has something in his stomach.

Wang Xiang patted Zhou Hao gently to tell him not to be so rude, but Zhou Hao ignored him.

"What is the Great Compassion Mantra about?"

The fat monk paused for a moment and said, "The content of the Great Compassion Mantra is so profound. If I really want to tell it, I'm afraid I won't be able to study it for three days and three nights."

"I'll fuck you! The Great Compassion Mantra has 84 lines in total, including the names of 83 Bodhisattvas. The remaining line 'Sara Sa La' represents the evil world of the five turbidities. You don't even know what the Great Compassion Mantra is talking about. , you still say you are a monk?!"

As soon as Zhou Hao said this, Wang Xiang and Xu Zhaodi stopped talking.

Is this master really a liar?

But how to explain the word that appeared in his hand just now?
(End of this chapter)