Chapter 526 Dog Food
The clerk can pat his chest and guarantee it.
Such a frustrating Chihuahua, dressed in such non-mainstream clothes, and with its own light effect, is definitely the only Chihuahua he has ever seen in his life.
Not like this.
How could anyone dress up their dog like this?
This is not a police dog, what kind of armor are you wearing?Even police dogs don't wear it.
You are so small, the armor you are wearing is probably made of plastic, right?
Or is it paper?
Isn't this idle?
I've seen people taking artistic photos of dogs, but I've never seen one like this!
The reason why he dared to show the photo to the shop assistant boldly was because Zhou Hao was not afraid that he knew something.
Even if he was told that it was a Xiaotian dog, he would not believe it.
In the noodle shop before, Zhou Hao said that he was chatting with Erlangshen, but no one believed it?He also said that Zhou Hao was interesting.
However, the clerk's acting skills were really clumsy, and Zhou Hao immediately saw that what he said was against his will.
"Hurry up and give me dog food." Zhou Hao said.
In a hurry.
The clerk came to the shelf and introduced several dog foods.
Just after saying a few words, Zhou Hao became a little impatient.
It’s not me, why did you introduce it in such detail?
"That's all right, all right, let's take the middle-grade ones, give me twenty bags first, and I'll come back if I eat well." Zhou Hao said.
The clerk's eyes lit up.
Twenty bags?
Good performance today!
In this way, Zhou Hao spent more than 1000 yuan in order to find out what the wood was.
If Erlangshen hadn't said that the heavenly secret should not be leaked, Zhou Hao wouldn't have made such a big investment.
Heaven's secret.
That must be something awesome.
Could it be that, as long as you eat the contents, you can become a fairy? !
Or is this the treasure key left by an ancient giant after the fall? !
Excited just thinking about it!
As soon as he got in the car, Zhou Hao couldn't wait to send Erlang the link.
Just as he was about to post it, Zhou Hao felt that it was inappropriate to do so.
Such a big bag of dog food weighs three catties, this damn will have to eat it for the year of the monkey?
When the Xiaotian dog finished eating, he didn't know when it was.
Zhou Hao, who thought it was wrong, went back to the pet shop with the cheek to ask for a few packs of dog food in trial sizes, each pack was only [-] grams.
Seeing that Zhou Hao bought a lot, the clerk took it upon himself to give Zhou Hao a few packs.
Anyway, this kind of thing is worthless, and the most important thing is to keep a big client like Zhou Hao.
When returning to the car, Zhou Hao handed over three bags of tasting packs to Erlangshen.
Erlangshen didn't even look at the main picture, seeing that the price was only 1 cent, he immediately bought it.
After receiving the goods, I opened the package.
As soon as the packaging bag was torn open, a scent came out.Even Erlangshen thought it was a good thing when he smelled it, because it was so fragrant.
Xiaotiangou's nose is probably the top few existences in the Three Realms, and he smelled it all at once, and hurriedly circled around Erlangshen.
From Xiaotianquan's eyes, Erlangshen read the desire, so he directly poured the dog food into his palm and gave it to Xiaotiangou.
In fact, Zhou Hao was too worried about Xiaotiangou eating slowly. With Xiaotianquan's cultivation, he could eat a hundred catties, let alone a bag of only three catties?
After eating the first bag quickly, I opened the second bag immediately, and after a while, the third bag was also finished.
Xiao Tianquan opened his eyes wide, revealing a pitiful look.
"Brother, is there any more?" Xiao Tianquan asked, sticking out his tongue.
Erlang Shen showed an incredulous expression, and asked, "Is this food delicious?"
The fragrance is quite fragrant, but it is not so delicious, right?
Is it okay not to bring such ones?
When did Xiaotiangou show such an expression?Wherever you go, isn't it majestic and imposing?
Hearing Erlangshen's question, Xiao Tiangou wished he could jump onto the beam.
"It's so delicious! I've never eaten such a delicious thing! Brother, what is this?"
Only now did Erlang Shen realize that he might have fallen into the hole Zhou Hao dug.
"This thing comes from the mortal world, it's called dog food, I don't understand, there is no aura in this dog food, even if it is nutritious, then you don't need this kind of mortal nutrition at all, why is it so delicious? "Erlang said unhappily.
After all, he was also very upset to see Xiao Tiangou so spineless.
And Zhou Hao also said, this is for him, come back after eating well.
Again, it's not free.
Damn, even though Zhou Hao tricked me, I also dug a hole for myself to jump into.
Well done, what do you want him to do with dog food?
Don't want it at the beginning, don't you need to spend this wrong money now?
孽 孽!
"It's delicious, it's so delicious. From it, I can eat mutton, beef, chicken, fish, corn, wheat, and... ah, it's really delicious anyway! Brother, how about you Go get me some! Just a little!"
Seeing Xiao Tiangou's appearance, Erlang Shen's heart also softened. After all, although they are one person and one beast, they have been together for thousands of years, and they have long been like brothers.
Forget it, I just earned Zhou Hao [-] cents coins, so let's use all of them to buy dog food!
What a great master, what a loyal brother!
only……
Thirty thousand?
It's not enough for you to buy a fucking bag!
Look at your stingy appearance, you've completely lost the face of Tianting!
"Okay, I'll buy it from Zhou Hao." After speaking, Erlang Shen took out his mobile phone and found Zhou Hao.
In order to receive Erlang Shen's news at the first time, Zhou Hao didn't leave at all, and stayed in the car. Right now he was anxiously waiting, smoking a cigarette to relieve his boredom.
Finally, the news came.
"Zhou Hao? That dog food is okay, but the Xiaotian dog eats it too fast, and it's gone before it tastes it. Do you still have it?"
Seeing this, Zhou Hao was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother.
Do you still want face? !
It's fine if you can't eat one bag, but I gave three bags!
Pour it directly into your mouth and swallow it, even a burp will taste good, okay?
Zhou Hao was so angry that he wanted to say that it was gone, and the rest was for sale.
Want to lie to me about dog food? !
No one will be left for you!
No.
Forget it.
What if you really didn't taste it?
Didn't he just lose more than 1000 yuan?
Even if he tasted it, he had to eat a little more, just like marijuana.
The more you eat, the more addictive you become!
Put a long line to catch big fish, and I'll give you a damn good start!
"Oh, it's just a tasting pack. It's gone. I'll give you a bag of it for sale. It's a big bag. You must taste it slowly this time." Zhou Hao replied.
Seeing Zhou Hao being so easy to deceive, Erlang God was so happy that he almost jumped up.
Hahahahaha.
Just relying on you mortals, you also want to challenge the wisdom of our gods?
Wherever it is cool, stay there!
"It must be, isn't this necessary? I will criticize Xiaotiangou more later, who is not good to imitate, imitate that monkey grandson, he is so anxious, hehe."
Zhou Hao didn't say any more nonsense, and directly sent the three-jin bag to Erlangshen.
Erlangshen bought it with lightning speed.
Have a look.
Everyone look at it.
This is called life.
understand? !
Erlangshen who got the dog food immediately opened it for Xiaotian dog to eat.
Opening all the bags, Xiaotiangou's head got in.
What is wind and cloud?
I will teach you a lesson!
"Eat slowly, eat half first, and wait for the remaining half..."
Hearing what Erlangshen said, Xiaotiangou immediately accelerated his eating speed, because the mouth of the bag was blocked by his own head, and Erlangshen didn't know how much Xiaotiangou ate.
No.
Still too slow.
Xiaotiangou directly sucked it hard, and before Erlangshen said this, he ate up the dog food, and almost sucked all the packaging bag.
"Slow down!" Erlang Shen shouted.
It's too late.
Xiao Tianquan showed an expression of "Brother, I'm so sorry for you", then rolled his eyeballs up and back and forth, as if all this had nothing to do with Xiao Tianquan.
It's not that I eat fast, it's that you speak too slowly.
If you speak earlier, speak quickly, and finish speaking, can I disobey your order?
It's not my fault!
Erlangshen threw the packing bag aside, he didn't notice that Xiaotiangou was eating faster, after all, with Xiaotiangou's cultivation level, he didn't need any mana to do this kind of thing.
After waiting for a while.
Xiao Tianquan opened his mouth.
"Brother, I, I still want to eat..."
(End of this chapter)
The clerk can pat his chest and guarantee it.
Such a frustrating Chihuahua, dressed in such non-mainstream clothes, and with its own light effect, is definitely the only Chihuahua he has ever seen in his life.
Not like this.
How could anyone dress up their dog like this?
This is not a police dog, what kind of armor are you wearing?Even police dogs don't wear it.
You are so small, the armor you are wearing is probably made of plastic, right?
Or is it paper?
Isn't this idle?
I've seen people taking artistic photos of dogs, but I've never seen one like this!
The reason why he dared to show the photo to the shop assistant boldly was because Zhou Hao was not afraid that he knew something.
Even if he was told that it was a Xiaotian dog, he would not believe it.
In the noodle shop before, Zhou Hao said that he was chatting with Erlangshen, but no one believed it?He also said that Zhou Hao was interesting.
However, the clerk's acting skills were really clumsy, and Zhou Hao immediately saw that what he said was against his will.
"Hurry up and give me dog food." Zhou Hao said.
In a hurry.
The clerk came to the shelf and introduced several dog foods.
Just after saying a few words, Zhou Hao became a little impatient.
It’s not me, why did you introduce it in such detail?
"That's all right, all right, let's take the middle-grade ones, give me twenty bags first, and I'll come back if I eat well." Zhou Hao said.
The clerk's eyes lit up.
Twenty bags?
Good performance today!
In this way, Zhou Hao spent more than 1000 yuan in order to find out what the wood was.
If Erlangshen hadn't said that the heavenly secret should not be leaked, Zhou Hao wouldn't have made such a big investment.
Heaven's secret.
That must be something awesome.
Could it be that, as long as you eat the contents, you can become a fairy? !
Or is this the treasure key left by an ancient giant after the fall? !
Excited just thinking about it!
As soon as he got in the car, Zhou Hao couldn't wait to send Erlang the link.
Just as he was about to post it, Zhou Hao felt that it was inappropriate to do so.
Such a big bag of dog food weighs three catties, this damn will have to eat it for the year of the monkey?
When the Xiaotian dog finished eating, he didn't know when it was.
Zhou Hao, who thought it was wrong, went back to the pet shop with the cheek to ask for a few packs of dog food in trial sizes, each pack was only [-] grams.
Seeing that Zhou Hao bought a lot, the clerk took it upon himself to give Zhou Hao a few packs.
Anyway, this kind of thing is worthless, and the most important thing is to keep a big client like Zhou Hao.
When returning to the car, Zhou Hao handed over three bags of tasting packs to Erlangshen.
Erlangshen didn't even look at the main picture, seeing that the price was only 1 cent, he immediately bought it.
After receiving the goods, I opened the package.
As soon as the packaging bag was torn open, a scent came out.Even Erlangshen thought it was a good thing when he smelled it, because it was so fragrant.
Xiaotiangou's nose is probably the top few existences in the Three Realms, and he smelled it all at once, and hurriedly circled around Erlangshen.
From Xiaotianquan's eyes, Erlangshen read the desire, so he directly poured the dog food into his palm and gave it to Xiaotiangou.
In fact, Zhou Hao was too worried about Xiaotiangou eating slowly. With Xiaotianquan's cultivation, he could eat a hundred catties, let alone a bag of only three catties?
After eating the first bag quickly, I opened the second bag immediately, and after a while, the third bag was also finished.
Xiao Tianquan opened his eyes wide, revealing a pitiful look.
"Brother, is there any more?" Xiao Tianquan asked, sticking out his tongue.
Erlang Shen showed an incredulous expression, and asked, "Is this food delicious?"
The fragrance is quite fragrant, but it is not so delicious, right?
Is it okay not to bring such ones?
When did Xiaotiangou show such an expression?Wherever you go, isn't it majestic and imposing?
Hearing Erlangshen's question, Xiao Tiangou wished he could jump onto the beam.
"It's so delicious! I've never eaten such a delicious thing! Brother, what is this?"
Only now did Erlang Shen realize that he might have fallen into the hole Zhou Hao dug.
"This thing comes from the mortal world, it's called dog food, I don't understand, there is no aura in this dog food, even if it is nutritious, then you don't need this kind of mortal nutrition at all, why is it so delicious? "Erlang said unhappily.
After all, he was also very upset to see Xiao Tiangou so spineless.
And Zhou Hao also said, this is for him, come back after eating well.
Again, it's not free.
Damn, even though Zhou Hao tricked me, I also dug a hole for myself to jump into.
Well done, what do you want him to do with dog food?
Don't want it at the beginning, don't you need to spend this wrong money now?
孽 孽!
"It's delicious, it's so delicious. From it, I can eat mutton, beef, chicken, fish, corn, wheat, and... ah, it's really delicious anyway! Brother, how about you Go get me some! Just a little!"
Seeing Xiao Tiangou's appearance, Erlang Shen's heart also softened. After all, although they are one person and one beast, they have been together for thousands of years, and they have long been like brothers.
Forget it, I just earned Zhou Hao [-] cents coins, so let's use all of them to buy dog food!
What a great master, what a loyal brother!
only……
Thirty thousand?
It's not enough for you to buy a fucking bag!
Look at your stingy appearance, you've completely lost the face of Tianting!
"Okay, I'll buy it from Zhou Hao." After speaking, Erlang Shen took out his mobile phone and found Zhou Hao.
In order to receive Erlang Shen's news at the first time, Zhou Hao didn't leave at all, and stayed in the car. Right now he was anxiously waiting, smoking a cigarette to relieve his boredom.
Finally, the news came.
"Zhou Hao? That dog food is okay, but the Xiaotian dog eats it too fast, and it's gone before it tastes it. Do you still have it?"
Seeing this, Zhou Hao was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother.
Do you still want face? !
It's fine if you can't eat one bag, but I gave three bags!
Pour it directly into your mouth and swallow it, even a burp will taste good, okay?
Zhou Hao was so angry that he wanted to say that it was gone, and the rest was for sale.
Want to lie to me about dog food? !
No one will be left for you!
No.
Forget it.
What if you really didn't taste it?
Didn't he just lose more than 1000 yuan?
Even if he tasted it, he had to eat a little more, just like marijuana.
The more you eat, the more addictive you become!
Put a long line to catch big fish, and I'll give you a damn good start!
"Oh, it's just a tasting pack. It's gone. I'll give you a bag of it for sale. It's a big bag. You must taste it slowly this time." Zhou Hao replied.
Seeing Zhou Hao being so easy to deceive, Erlang God was so happy that he almost jumped up.
Hahahahaha.
Just relying on you mortals, you also want to challenge the wisdom of our gods?
Wherever it is cool, stay there!
"It must be, isn't this necessary? I will criticize Xiaotiangou more later, who is not good to imitate, imitate that monkey grandson, he is so anxious, hehe."
Zhou Hao didn't say any more nonsense, and directly sent the three-jin bag to Erlangshen.
Erlangshen bought it with lightning speed.
Have a look.
Everyone look at it.
This is called life.
understand? !
Erlangshen who got the dog food immediately opened it for Xiaotian dog to eat.
Opening all the bags, Xiaotiangou's head got in.
What is wind and cloud?
I will teach you a lesson!
"Eat slowly, eat half first, and wait for the remaining half..."
Hearing what Erlangshen said, Xiaotiangou immediately accelerated his eating speed, because the mouth of the bag was blocked by his own head, and Erlangshen didn't know how much Xiaotiangou ate.
No.
Still too slow.
Xiaotiangou directly sucked it hard, and before Erlangshen said this, he ate up the dog food, and almost sucked all the packaging bag.
"Slow down!" Erlang Shen shouted.
It's too late.
Xiao Tianquan showed an expression of "Brother, I'm so sorry for you", then rolled his eyeballs up and back and forth, as if all this had nothing to do with Xiao Tianquan.
It's not that I eat fast, it's that you speak too slowly.
If you speak earlier, speak quickly, and finish speaking, can I disobey your order?
It's not my fault!
Erlangshen threw the packing bag aside, he didn't notice that Xiaotiangou was eating faster, after all, with Xiaotiangou's cultivation level, he didn't need any mana to do this kind of thing.
After waiting for a while.
Xiao Tianquan opened his mouth.
"Brother, I, I still want to eat..."
(End of this chapter)
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