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Chapter 53
Chapter 53
Following the strike of the sword finger, Zhou Hao lowered his head and fell into a coma.
In his consciousness, he came to an environment full of darkness. Looking ahead, there was an ancient-style room with white cloth strips everywhere, and the layout was the same as that of a mourning hall.
Zhou Hao walked in and took a look, dressing table, wardrobe, tables and chairs.There are more or less white cloths hanging on these furniture, and the word "Niufu" is written on everything.
Could it be that Wang Xiyan dreamed that he was already married?
But how to arrange the wedding like this?
On second thought.
This shit is a ghost marriage!
Looking at the bed, there is a white curtain on the simple wooden bed, a slim girl is lying on the bed in a red wedding dress, her eyes are closed.
I rub it, it looks pretty good, although the eyes are closed, but it can be seen that they are very big, and they have double eyelids, a high nose bridge, and a pair of red lips with lipstick, which makes Zhou Hao fantasize.
Marrying a ghost is better than marrying me!
Blind.
wasted!
At this time, Wang Xiyan is naturally much more beautiful than Mengwai, who looks like a drug addict.
Zhou Hao walked over and patted her on the shoulder.
"Wang Xiyan? Get up! The sun is drying your ass!"
Startled, she woke up.
"Who are you? Crazy? You slept well!"
Zhou Hao grabbed her shoulder and shook wildly.
"Wake up, wake up, you are fascinated by ghosts, I will take you away." As he said that, he was about to pull her up.
Wang Xiyan pushed Zhou Hao away, and said, "What are you talking about? Get lost, or my husband won't let you go!"
Just as she finished speaking, a voice came from outside the door.
"Lady! Hey, I'm coming!"
Zhou Hao turned around hastily, and saw a man in ancient attire, a groom's attire, and a red hydrangea on his chest walking in.
Not to mention, he is quite handsome, at least more handsome than Zhou Hao.
"Who are you?" The man asked coldly.
Just as Zhou Hao was about to speak, Wang Xiyan rushed to answer: "Husband! This strange person molested me! Hit him!"
Without warning, the man stood in front of Zhou Hao and punched him.
Zhou Hao dodged, raised his knee and bumped directly into his stomach.
The man suffered from pain, and his body arched like a shrimp. Zhou Hao didn't reason with him, raised his arm and hit him on the back with an elbow.
With a bang, the man fell to the ground.
Zhou Hao was about to take advantage of the victory to chase and stomp him a few times.
Wang Xiyan said in surprise: "How is it possible? My husband will not lose, husband, come on!"
Zhou Hao stepped on it, and the man turned over and grabbed Zhou Hao's foot with one hand.
The strength in his hands gradually increased, like a pair of iron tongs, pinching Zhou Hao's soles with pain.
"Fuck you, let go!" Zhou Hao raised his other foot to step on his head, and both feet left the ground.
The man pushed hard and threw Zhou Hao out. Zhou Hao's body fell on the round table, and the table fell apart into pieces of wood. The longan, peanuts, and red dates on the table were scattered all over the floor.
too weird.
It was still so LOW before.
Why did God of War suddenly become possessed?
"Hahaha, my husband is really amazing, come on!" Wang Xiyan applauded happily.
Zhou Hao's back hurt terribly, before he could stand up, the man attacked again.
Looking at the man this time, I saw that his height has become a bit taller, a bit like Lu Bu breaking the seal before.
Zhou Hao resorted to a 300-year-old martial arts secret - lazy donkey rolling.
withdraw!
While tumbling, Zhou Hao figured it out.
This is the dream of Wang Xiyan's soul, what he thinks, what will happen here.
If Wang Xiyan said something.
"Zhou Hao exploded."
Then Zhou Hao will be really useless, his consciousness will be wiped out in this space, and he will not be able to go back.
While Zhou Hao was thinking about this, his body was constantly avoiding the man's attack, but gradually, his speed seemed to be unable to keep up.
"Husband, come on! Beat him to death, let him talk nonsense, let him take this girl away, he deserves it!"
Oh shit.
You won't really die here today, will you?
I haven't married a wife yet!
After Zhang Shanyuan died, didn't he just pursue it?
In the next second, the man pulled out a meteor hammer out of nowhere and threw it at Zhou Hao's head.
Zhou Hao felt dizzy for a while, closed his eyes, and said in his mouth: "*[email protected]#%&…*&^%$#%^"
Another second passed.
Zhou Hao opened his eyes, and hastily touched his head with both hands. Fortunately, it was intact. With that hammer, his brains could be dried out.
He looked around.
Wang Xiyan's room!
came back!
what's the situation!
He looked at Wang Xiyan on the bed, and found that her eyelids trembled, and she was about to wake up.
Zhou Hao lowered his head and pondered, he didn't stop the dream marriage technique, how could he come back automatically?
After thinking for a long time, Zhou Hao finally came up with the answer - "Let him take this girl away."
This is Wang Xiyan's dream, she is the master of that space, if she says so, things will happen like this.
Are you coming back?
Thinking about what happened, Zhou Hao wiped off his cold sweat.
Zhuge Liang's scolding Wang Lang to death is no longer a big deal.
Wang Xiyan dreamed of Zhou Hao's death. If this happened, it would be a major event that can be recorded in the annals of history!
Niu Tau, Niu Tau, I almost let you die again, this account is written down by my master.
That is to say, Zhou Hao's morality is low, and he has not used the true power of the dream marriage technique. The highest state is to manipulate other people's dreams. When others are dreaming, he enters by himself and kills the other party.
Use your dream to kill you, which means "make a wedding dress for others", so it is called dream marriage technique.
"Who are you? Why are you on my bed?"
Wang Xiyan woke up, and felt strange after seeing Zhou Hao, as if he had seen him somewhere.
His voice was weak, as if he had been seriously ill.
"Do you know who your boyfriend is?"
"I know, Niu Fugui."
At this time, her life soul woke up, but she was still fascinated.
Zhou Hao didn't bother to talk nonsense to her, so he took out the Sun Gathering Talisman from before and stuck it on her forehead.
Wang Xiyan immediately felt comfortable all over, as if soaking in a hot spring, and even made that kind of sound that makes a man unable to extricate himself, but it was just that sound.
Zhou Hao saw that the yin energy on her body was dissipating rapidly, and the yang fire was also recovering at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Damn! Who are you! Get off!"
After recovering, Wang Xiyan kicked Zhou Hao off the bed.
At this time, Wang Xiang and his wife came in.
They saw their daughter woke up, and Zhou Hao fell to the ground with a dazed expression.
"Dad! This man wants to rape me! Kill him quickly!"
Wang Xiang was also completely stupefied by his daughter, and stood in place, Xu Zhaodi reacted quickly, it was only noon, and his daughter woke up, her complexion was more than a little bit better than before, and immediately went forward to hug her daughter.
"It's finally done, it's finally done, I scared my mother to death."
Only now did Wang Xiang come to his senses, it must be Zhou Hao's credit, he helped Zhou Hao up and kept saying thank you.
The most confused one was Wang Xiyan.
"Mom, what are you doing?" She broke away from Xu Zhaodi's arms.
Xu Zhaodi nodded her head and said, "You damn girl, do you know who Niu Fugui is?"
"Me, my boyfriend, what's wrong?"
Why did mom suddenly ask this?
Wang Xiang supported Zhou Hao, stomped his feet and said angrily: "He is not human at all! Look at the betrothal gift he sent!"
Following what Wang Xiang pointed, Wang Xiyan looked over.
It's okay if you don't look at it, she didn't find it when she woke up, because the two largest houses had already moved out.
This look.
"Damn it!" She was so frightened that she backed up again and again, hitting her head against the head of the bed.
"Hiss~" Wang Xiyan rubbed his head in pain.
Xu Zhaodi hugged her again and patted Wang Xiyan's heart.
"Okay, okay, it's all over, don't be afraid, don't be afraid."
Zhou Hao frowned.
thing.
It's not over.
This is just the beginning.
Wang Xiang and his wife went to comfort their daughter, asking if they wanted to eat something.
Zhou Hao took out his mobile phone and quickly told Niutou how to solve the situation.
"Since they have all set a good date, there must be a big seal from the chief judge. Judge Cui should have nodded on this matter. Although he quit, it is still effective. Brother Niu, there is nothing to do here. Master Hao, you can ask Ask Zhang Judgment."
Zhang Pan, of course, is Zhang Shanyuan.
For Niutou's punishment, Zhou Hao's intercession did not have any effect, but Niutou didn't dare to talk to Zhou Hao again, so he just treated it as a shame, and Zhou Hao thought that it would be useful to speak for Niutou.
"Master! Help! / Tears / Tears."
This trick used to work very well. Zhang Shanyuan would not buy what Zhou Hao wanted to eat or play. Crying his nose was the most effective way, but it was only when he was young.
At this time, Zhang Shanyuan was flirting with Po Meng on the Wangxiangtai, and the two chatted enthusiastically.
Meng Po is not as good as him in terms of official positions, but in terms of status, Meng Po can still be compared with Zhang Shanyuan.
How about that old saying?
Right!
Zhou Hao copied the long paragraph sent to Niutou to Zhang Shanyuan.
He rolled his eyes when he saw it, ran to the Sansheng Stone, and entered Zhou Hao's name and horoscope.
Li Mengmeng?
Zhang Shanyuan counted with his fingers.
Five or six seconds later.
No no no, too stupid, like an idiot.
Yu Qiuya?
No, no, don’t even count, it’s too big.
Wang Xiyan?
Let Ben judge again.
Another five or six seconds passed.
This is very good!
(End of this chapter)
Following the strike of the sword finger, Zhou Hao lowered his head and fell into a coma.
In his consciousness, he came to an environment full of darkness. Looking ahead, there was an ancient-style room with white cloth strips everywhere, and the layout was the same as that of a mourning hall.
Zhou Hao walked in and took a look, dressing table, wardrobe, tables and chairs.There are more or less white cloths hanging on these furniture, and the word "Niufu" is written on everything.
Could it be that Wang Xiyan dreamed that he was already married?
But how to arrange the wedding like this?
On second thought.
This shit is a ghost marriage!
Looking at the bed, there is a white curtain on the simple wooden bed, a slim girl is lying on the bed in a red wedding dress, her eyes are closed.
I rub it, it looks pretty good, although the eyes are closed, but it can be seen that they are very big, and they have double eyelids, a high nose bridge, and a pair of red lips with lipstick, which makes Zhou Hao fantasize.
Marrying a ghost is better than marrying me!
Blind.
wasted!
At this time, Wang Xiyan is naturally much more beautiful than Mengwai, who looks like a drug addict.
Zhou Hao walked over and patted her on the shoulder.
"Wang Xiyan? Get up! The sun is drying your ass!"
Startled, she woke up.
"Who are you? Crazy? You slept well!"
Zhou Hao grabbed her shoulder and shook wildly.
"Wake up, wake up, you are fascinated by ghosts, I will take you away." As he said that, he was about to pull her up.
Wang Xiyan pushed Zhou Hao away, and said, "What are you talking about? Get lost, or my husband won't let you go!"
Just as she finished speaking, a voice came from outside the door.
"Lady! Hey, I'm coming!"
Zhou Hao turned around hastily, and saw a man in ancient attire, a groom's attire, and a red hydrangea on his chest walking in.
Not to mention, he is quite handsome, at least more handsome than Zhou Hao.
"Who are you?" The man asked coldly.
Just as Zhou Hao was about to speak, Wang Xiyan rushed to answer: "Husband! This strange person molested me! Hit him!"
Without warning, the man stood in front of Zhou Hao and punched him.
Zhou Hao dodged, raised his knee and bumped directly into his stomach.
The man suffered from pain, and his body arched like a shrimp. Zhou Hao didn't reason with him, raised his arm and hit him on the back with an elbow.
With a bang, the man fell to the ground.
Zhou Hao was about to take advantage of the victory to chase and stomp him a few times.
Wang Xiyan said in surprise: "How is it possible? My husband will not lose, husband, come on!"
Zhou Hao stepped on it, and the man turned over and grabbed Zhou Hao's foot with one hand.
The strength in his hands gradually increased, like a pair of iron tongs, pinching Zhou Hao's soles with pain.
"Fuck you, let go!" Zhou Hao raised his other foot to step on his head, and both feet left the ground.
The man pushed hard and threw Zhou Hao out. Zhou Hao's body fell on the round table, and the table fell apart into pieces of wood. The longan, peanuts, and red dates on the table were scattered all over the floor.
too weird.
It was still so LOW before.
Why did God of War suddenly become possessed?
"Hahaha, my husband is really amazing, come on!" Wang Xiyan applauded happily.
Zhou Hao's back hurt terribly, before he could stand up, the man attacked again.
Looking at the man this time, I saw that his height has become a bit taller, a bit like Lu Bu breaking the seal before.
Zhou Hao resorted to a 300-year-old martial arts secret - lazy donkey rolling.
withdraw!
While tumbling, Zhou Hao figured it out.
This is the dream of Wang Xiyan's soul, what he thinks, what will happen here.
If Wang Xiyan said something.
"Zhou Hao exploded."
Then Zhou Hao will be really useless, his consciousness will be wiped out in this space, and he will not be able to go back.
While Zhou Hao was thinking about this, his body was constantly avoiding the man's attack, but gradually, his speed seemed to be unable to keep up.
"Husband, come on! Beat him to death, let him talk nonsense, let him take this girl away, he deserves it!"
Oh shit.
You won't really die here today, will you?
I haven't married a wife yet!
After Zhang Shanyuan died, didn't he just pursue it?
In the next second, the man pulled out a meteor hammer out of nowhere and threw it at Zhou Hao's head.
Zhou Hao felt dizzy for a while, closed his eyes, and said in his mouth: "*[email protected]#%&…*&^%$#%^"
Another second passed.
Zhou Hao opened his eyes, and hastily touched his head with both hands. Fortunately, it was intact. With that hammer, his brains could be dried out.
He looked around.
Wang Xiyan's room!
came back!
what's the situation!
He looked at Wang Xiyan on the bed, and found that her eyelids trembled, and she was about to wake up.
Zhou Hao lowered his head and pondered, he didn't stop the dream marriage technique, how could he come back automatically?
After thinking for a long time, Zhou Hao finally came up with the answer - "Let him take this girl away."
This is Wang Xiyan's dream, she is the master of that space, if she says so, things will happen like this.
Are you coming back?
Thinking about what happened, Zhou Hao wiped off his cold sweat.
Zhuge Liang's scolding Wang Lang to death is no longer a big deal.
Wang Xiyan dreamed of Zhou Hao's death. If this happened, it would be a major event that can be recorded in the annals of history!
Niu Tau, Niu Tau, I almost let you die again, this account is written down by my master.
That is to say, Zhou Hao's morality is low, and he has not used the true power of the dream marriage technique. The highest state is to manipulate other people's dreams. When others are dreaming, he enters by himself and kills the other party.
Use your dream to kill you, which means "make a wedding dress for others", so it is called dream marriage technique.
"Who are you? Why are you on my bed?"
Wang Xiyan woke up, and felt strange after seeing Zhou Hao, as if he had seen him somewhere.
His voice was weak, as if he had been seriously ill.
"Do you know who your boyfriend is?"
"I know, Niu Fugui."
At this time, her life soul woke up, but she was still fascinated.
Zhou Hao didn't bother to talk nonsense to her, so he took out the Sun Gathering Talisman from before and stuck it on her forehead.
Wang Xiyan immediately felt comfortable all over, as if soaking in a hot spring, and even made that kind of sound that makes a man unable to extricate himself, but it was just that sound.
Zhou Hao saw that the yin energy on her body was dissipating rapidly, and the yang fire was also recovering at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Damn! Who are you! Get off!"
After recovering, Wang Xiyan kicked Zhou Hao off the bed.
At this time, Wang Xiang and his wife came in.
They saw their daughter woke up, and Zhou Hao fell to the ground with a dazed expression.
"Dad! This man wants to rape me! Kill him quickly!"
Wang Xiang was also completely stupefied by his daughter, and stood in place, Xu Zhaodi reacted quickly, it was only noon, and his daughter woke up, her complexion was more than a little bit better than before, and immediately went forward to hug her daughter.
"It's finally done, it's finally done, I scared my mother to death."
Only now did Wang Xiang come to his senses, it must be Zhou Hao's credit, he helped Zhou Hao up and kept saying thank you.
The most confused one was Wang Xiyan.
"Mom, what are you doing?" She broke away from Xu Zhaodi's arms.
Xu Zhaodi nodded her head and said, "You damn girl, do you know who Niu Fugui is?"
"Me, my boyfriend, what's wrong?"
Why did mom suddenly ask this?
Wang Xiang supported Zhou Hao, stomped his feet and said angrily: "He is not human at all! Look at the betrothal gift he sent!"
Following what Wang Xiang pointed, Wang Xiyan looked over.
It's okay if you don't look at it, she didn't find it when she woke up, because the two largest houses had already moved out.
This look.
"Damn it!" She was so frightened that she backed up again and again, hitting her head against the head of the bed.
"Hiss~" Wang Xiyan rubbed his head in pain.
Xu Zhaodi hugged her again and patted Wang Xiyan's heart.
"Okay, okay, it's all over, don't be afraid, don't be afraid."
Zhou Hao frowned.
thing.
It's not over.
This is just the beginning.
Wang Xiang and his wife went to comfort their daughter, asking if they wanted to eat something.
Zhou Hao took out his mobile phone and quickly told Niutou how to solve the situation.
"Since they have all set a good date, there must be a big seal from the chief judge. Judge Cui should have nodded on this matter. Although he quit, it is still effective. Brother Niu, there is nothing to do here. Master Hao, you can ask Ask Zhang Judgment."
Zhang Pan, of course, is Zhang Shanyuan.
For Niutou's punishment, Zhou Hao's intercession did not have any effect, but Niutou didn't dare to talk to Zhou Hao again, so he just treated it as a shame, and Zhou Hao thought that it would be useful to speak for Niutou.
"Master! Help! / Tears / Tears."
This trick used to work very well. Zhang Shanyuan would not buy what Zhou Hao wanted to eat or play. Crying his nose was the most effective way, but it was only when he was young.
At this time, Zhang Shanyuan was flirting with Po Meng on the Wangxiangtai, and the two chatted enthusiastically.
Meng Po is not as good as him in terms of official positions, but in terms of status, Meng Po can still be compared with Zhang Shanyuan.
How about that old saying?
Right!
Zhou Hao copied the long paragraph sent to Niutou to Zhang Shanyuan.
He rolled his eyes when he saw it, ran to the Sansheng Stone, and entered Zhou Hao's name and horoscope.
Li Mengmeng?
Zhang Shanyuan counted with his fingers.
Five or six seconds later.
No no no, too stupid, like an idiot.
Yu Qiuya?
No, no, don’t even count, it’s too big.
Wang Xiyan?
Let Ben judge again.
Another five or six seconds passed.
This is very good!
(End of this chapter)
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