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Chapter 546 Fortune-telling
It's true to say that Qingran is Zhang Shanyuan's great disciple anyway.

When Zhou Hao was young, Zhang Shanyuan's life was miserable enough, but Qingran didn't expect it to be even worse.

At this age, the whole body's belongings are only 40 yuan.

Without bragging at all, Qingran doesn't even have a house under her name.

What is the biggest function of the house?
go to sleep.

But with his pure cultivation, he doesn't need to sleep at all. The energy restored by sleeping is not as effective as meditation.

If so, then there is no need to buy a house.

This is even more so with the car. If he uses lightness kung fu, who the hell can be faster than him except Zhou Hao who uses the Aotian wheel?
It is impossible for such an expert to show his strength often. If someone sees a middle-aged man running as fast as a car on the main road, something big will happen to him.

All in all, Qingran is also a master who eats everything and is in good health.

When he has no money, he finds an unlucky ghost to help others with a fortune-telling and cheat some money. It can’t be called cheating. At his level of cultivation, he is particularly afraid of karma, which is what cultivators call karma.

If some unlucky things happen to others because of his nonsense, he himself has to bear some karma.

So Qingran usually says some innocuous things to others, for example, if someone is in poor health and asks Qingran to tell her fortune, Qingran will say it.

Ah, your problem is due to the lack of wood in the five elements, so you have to make up wood, yes, you are so savvy, you just need to eat more vegetables!

I have never heard of anyone who eats vegetables can get sick.

In this way, almost all those who look for Qingran to be considered healthy are short of wood.

Qing Ran's lies are similar to some fake medicines on the market. Taking them can guarantee that people will not die, but they will definitely not cure the disease.

If you run out of money, go on looking for the next idiot. Anyway, as long as you show yourself a little bit, others will especially believe him.

Now that Zhou Hao hastily changed his address, wouldn't it cost his life?
Inspiration.

Qingran first told the driver that he wanted to change the address and go to the park, so as to open up the conversation.

When the driver heard it, he wanted to go to a farther place, so wouldn't he be able to earn more?He was also happy to chat with Qingran for a few more words.

"Brother, do you believe in fate?" Qing Ran asked.

If you believe it, it will be much more convenient, if you don't believe it, then it will be a little troublesome.

The driver was a thick-skinned guy, after hearing Qingran's words, he patted the steering wheel and said, "Of course I believe it! Like me, I was destined to drive a taxi! I don't know anything else, I can't do anything!"

Qing Ran was a little ashamed, but even so, she still had an entry point.

"That's not necessarily the case. I can tell fortunes. Why don't you do a fortune-telling for me? Tell me the date of birth." Qing Ran said.

The driver thought, Qingran didn't mention the money, it was probably free, so it was just chatting.

"Okay! I was born in 89, at 9 o'clock in the morning on September 9. I know this well. In the early years, my mother often went to the temple to tell my fortune, ha ha!"

In this way, Qing Ran pinched her fingers and counted.

"Tut tsk tsk..." Qing Ran shook her head and said.

Seeing Qingran's appearance, the driver also became anxious.

"Brother, what did you say, what is my life like?"

Regarding this, during the fortune-telling, the fortune-teller shook his head, and the person who went to the fortune-telling must be anxious.

"Brother, don't worry, see if I'm right or not. Your Nian Palace is worth an astronomy. Your ancestors must have been a literati. No matter how bad you are, you are a scholar. You are in the Moon Palace. My parents are afraid that something very serious happened. Bad things, the sun palace is the blade of heaven, you have a bad temper, and you have been a soldier, while the time palace is the power of heaven, in the future you will definitely be the person with power, am I right?"

The driver was taken aback for a moment, and almost stepped on a sudden brake.

It really made him right!
"That's right, what's next? What do you say next?" the driver looked at the rearview mirror and asked urgently.

Qingran gave a "tsk", told him to drive well, and then continued: "Your fate, the main thing is to be civil and military, and to have enough food and clothing. In the future, you will definitely have power in your hands, but it is not a big power. This fate can only be It's average, but I see that you have two evil stars 'Sangmen' and 'Flying Scythe' entering the palace of fate this year, the elders in your family may have encountered an accident and died suddenly, were they hit by a car?"

The above are all calculated based on the driver's birthday, and the accident or not, it can be seen from the driver's face.

"That's right! It's my mother! When he was a child, he always said that he would not live to be sixty, but now it has come true! Alas! I have been renting out for many years without a single accident, but in the end my own mother is called Hit to death, alas!"

Deep in love, the driver's eyes were a little red, but he also believed in Qingran even more.

"Life is impermanent, let's be sad and accept the changes. This is a definite number. I have told you about the past, so do you want to hear about the future?" Qing Ran asked.

Damn it.

Of course I do!

I know everything about the past, so I come here to tell the fortune, don't I just want to ask about the future? !

The fortune-tellers think so, and many liars know they think so, so they keep talking about the future and seldom mention the past.

"Think about it! Brother, tell me quickly." The driver continued to urge.

Qingran took a deep breath, and then said: "Your five elements are not bad, relatively balanced, but there is too much water, which makes your reproductive system not very good, just tell me, do you have cystitis? Yes No prostatitis? Is it not as good as before?"

The driver was completely shocked and immediately stepped on the brakes, then turned around and asked Qingran.

"Master! How do you know?!"

How do you know.

Many years old drivers, sitting for a long time, and sometimes can't get out of the car to pee when they don't reach their destination, almost all have this problem.

The most important thing is that this driver is only 29 years old, and he is already bald!
Plus his face.

Combining various factors, it is no wonder that there is no problem with the reproductive system.

"It's figured out." Qingran said somewhat complacently.

Ok.

When we get here, it's almost time to close the net.

"Then what do you think I should do to fix this problem? It is said that this problem is not easy to cure, and it will take a lot of work. Do you have any advice?" The driver said, grabbing Qing Ran's sleeve.

Qingran was about to speak, but when she opened her mouth, she thought it was better to forget it, and a embarrassed expression fell on her face.

The driver was completely anxious.

"Master, just say what you have to say! I'm already mentally prepared! There won't be anything else that makes it difficult for you, right?"

Qing Ran sighed, and said: "Brother, as the saying goes, divination cannot be calculated in vain, and law cannot be passed on lightly. If I tell you casually, I am afraid that my life will be shortened, brother!"

Now that it's all said and done, even a fool knows what's going on, not to mention that the driver's mother has told his fortune a lot, and he knows a little bit about the rules.

The driver hurriedly took out two crumpled red tickets from his body, and stuffed them into Qingran's hands.

"Master, I understand, I understand everything, I don't want this car money anymore, I just treat it as a tribute to you, please help me quickly!"

Eh.

Who made me a kind person?

Who told me to like to help when I encountered this matter?
"Since this is the case, I'm embarrassed to be indifferent. That's it. You have too much water in the five elements. The so-called five elements are mutually reinforcing and restraining each other. Naturally, there is a solution. You just need to add some soil. Eat more potatoes, peanuts, etc. Yes, but anything that grows from the soil, it is good to eat more."

Speaking of this, Qing Ran swallowed her saliva, and then continued: "Also, it is also the most important point, the so-called peace in the ground, but where the most people died? Of course it is the hospital, so I walked around the hospital, It can also mend soil! Sickness is something you must not take as a bother, you listen to my brother, as long as you insist on going to the hospital, you will definitely be able to take care of the problem!"

The driver was so excited that he was about to cry, he grabbed Qing Ran's hand and shook it wildly.

"Thank you! Thank you! Master! You are a good man!"

Qingran pulled out her hand forcefully, patted the driver's shoulder and said, "Okay, life is over, and Li'er also said it, then let's set off quickly, I have something urgent to do!"

"Hey! Good!"

The car started up again, Qingran was also very happy.

Junior Brother, Junior Brother, you are really my lucky general. You earned 200 yuan after you came out for a trip before anyone arrived.

Awesome!
Qingran changed her destination halfway, so she came slowly.

On the other side, Zhou Hao has already bought the fishing line and is on his way to the park.

Because Xu Yiwen just finished her driver's license test, and now she insists on driving, Zhou Hao can't refuse, can he?I had no choice but to let him drive, and it happened that there was no one on the road now.

Not far away, there were two dark figures following at a steady pace, because they kept jumping around the tall buildings, and they kept their aura well, so Zhou Hao and others didn't notice it either.

Taking advantage of this time, Zhou Hao distributed the prepared basalt shields to his brothers.

Xu Sundongliang fiddled with the basalt shield, and asked: "Mouse, what is this? It looks so strange. Jade is not like jade, and jade is not like jade."

Because Xu Sundongliang's family conditions are good, and he has also come into contact with such things as jade, so he understands a little bit.

Zhou Hao smiled and replied: "This is a good thing, a magic weapon for defense, wear it, I can still harm you?"

They naturally trusted Zhou Hao 100%, and they put it on without thinking about it, but Xu Lianwen's eyes were a little blank at the moment, as if in a daze, and turned a deaf ear to the "magic weapon" Zhou Hao said.

After Zhao Wunian put it on, he asked, "Mouse, where is Yuan Yuan? I haven't seen it for several days, and Xiao Hei, where are you going? Camping today, let's call them over to play together." .”

The fact is indeed the case, but they haven't seen those two little guys for a long time.

In fact, Zhou Hao has thought about it, but let's forget it after thinking about it, Yuan Yuan is now in Wu Gong responsible for protecting Zhou Hao's father-in-law and mother-in-law.And Xiao Hei is protecting Wang Xiyan. Although Xiao Hei is still like a child who has not grown up, and he has the same virtue as Zhao Wunian when he sleeps.

With a "slap", Xu Sundongliang slapped Zhao Wunian on the head.

Zhao Wunian was in pain and asked angrily, "What are you doing!?"

Xu Sundongliang said with a straight face: "It's such a rare day, why did you call Yuan Yuan over?! Bullying me?! Stop it! Don't call it over, I will leave when it comes!"

Hahahahaha.

Zhao Wunian wasn't angry anymore, he thought it was funny to think that Xu Sun Dongliang was so powerful that he was afraid of Yuan Yuan.

"Be careful!" Ren Shan shouted suddenly.

A rush of car horns came.

Zhou Hao turned his head and saw Xu Lianwen running a red light!
(End of this chapter)