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Chapter 696

As soon as this story is told, it must have started a long time ago.

Zhu Bajie likes Chang'e, that is something that is well known in the Three Realms.And Chang'e and Dayi were already husband and wife before they became immortals.

When Zhu Bajie got drunk and molested Chang'e, he was cast into the mortal world. He originally cast himself as a human being, but he accidentally cast himself into the wrong fetus and threw Zhu Bajie into the pig's nest.

In fact, this is not accidental.

Such a lustful person is actually in charge of Tianhe's [-] sailors, and he is also a marshal, so it is polite to enter the animal realm.

But Marshal Tianpeng was following Emperor Ziwei, and Emperor Ziwei stepped forward to protect Zhu Bajie. It stands to reason that the Jade Emperor wanted to give Emperor Ziwei a face.

Unfortunately, the two don't get along at all.

It's okay if you don't fucking explain it, you can explain it, right?
also.

Come on.

Let Marshal Canopy be humanized, but you are allowed to drink some wine before throwing it, and no one will hold you accountable if you throw it wrong.

This is an imperial decree. After hearing this, don't the executors know how to operate it?
All in all, Zhu Bajie grew such a pig's head because of Chang'e.

Everything is blamed on that big Yi!
If Fairy Chang'e hadn't missed Dayi in her heart, how could my old pig not be able to catch up with her, who was handsome and imposing at that time?
No, Zhu Bajie has not forgotten his hatred for Dayi even though he has become the envoy of the altar, so while he is reincarnated in the mortal world, find someone to beat him to calm down!

Coincidentally, Zhou Hao's strength in the mortal world is still quite good. When he was making trouble in the sky, he was so awesome that he was scared to death.Now in the mortal world, it can be regarded as not embarrassing myself back then.

"Understood! Don't bother me anymore, okay?!" Zhou Hao said angrily.

Really angry, this Zhu Bajie is really too ink-stained, like a bitch.

How dare you annoy me again, believe it or not, I will complain to Brother Monkey?
Just as Zhu Bajie was about to let Zhou Hao go, a flash of light suddenly flashed in his mind.

"Do you know what Dayi looks like?"

It is completely of the same nature as Yuanyang Jin.

You don't fucking know, how can you fight for me?
OK!Zhou Hao is actually this kind of person!
Oh shit.

I don't know what to say.

I can only blame Zhu Bajie for giving up and investing in pig fetuses!

"Wait!" Zhu Bajie sent angrily.

Zhou Hao was completely annoyed. He didn't intend to reply immediately when he heard the news. He put his phone on the table and continued to frown.

Seeing this, Xu Sun Dongliang asked, "What's wrong?"

Zhou Hao shook his head and said nothing.

Originally, Zhu Bajie wanted to get mad, because Zhou Hao was either perfunctory or lying to himself.

I can't bear it.

But seeing that Zhou Hao didn't return to him for such a long time.

not good.

In case Zhou Hao gets angry, he won't help me with Yuanyangjin and beating Dayi. I'm afraid he won't even grab the yogurt for me!
Then this deal will be a big loss!

"Zhou Hao, don't be angry, my old pig is afraid that you don't know what Dayi looks like, you remember, as long as you find out who's eyes are..."

Before Zhu Bajie finished editing the text, Zhu Bajie received a message.

Because there was a flick on the notification bar, Zhu Bajie saw that the sender was Emperor Ziwei.

"What are you doing?"

Hey.

Why did this old leader think of me?
My old pig asked himself that his six senses were pure after he entered Buddhism, and he has never done anything bad.

"I'm chatting with Zhou Hao! Hehe! What's wrong with Zigong? My old pig is so cute!"

Although Zhu Bajie is not a Taoist now, he is still very polite to Emperor Ziwei. After all, Emperor Ziwei helped him a lot back then, and Zhu Bajie still has a conscience.

Ziwei, also known as Ziwei Star, is located in Zhongyuan among the three walls. Ziwei Star is the star in the middle of the sky that never moves, and the highest position, so it is the most honorable. , which is the residence of emperors in the constellation.

Zigong is the honorific title for Emperor Ziwei.

"Just now I received the decree from Yuanshi Tianzun. He told me to tell you to be honest, what to say and what not to say, and to know what to say."

Emperor Ziwei was still surprised, he just posted a few words on Moments to satirize Emperor Qinghua, and he chased him all over the sky like a lunatic.

Not long after it stopped, Yuanshi Tianzun came to find him again.

Yuanshi Tianzun is different from Taishang Laojun. Taishang Laojun likes to do everything by himself. If he tells anyone to shut up or stop, he will go to the person directly. Yuanshi Tianzun is the Sanqing of Sanqing, the substantive boss of the heaven, When something goes wrong, I like to go to the leader level, and let the small leader go to the people below.

This is the demeanor of a king.

Although Zhu Bajie does not belong to the Taoist sect, first of all, Tathagata Buddha is sitting in front of him now, and Yuanshi Tianzun and Tathagata are at the same level, and he has no right to give orders to him, so Yuanshi Tianzun went to find Emperor Ziwei.

Old leader, talking is still useful, so Zhu Bajie also listened to it.

Not only did Zhu Bajie break out in a cold sweat after hearing it.

Damn, I almost made a big mistake, that person and that person are so fucking together, how could I reveal such a secret!

Fortunately, the old leader is fast. If this news is really sent out, I'm afraid my old pig will enter the pig's nest again!

"Zhou Hao, do your best for those two things. If you can't do it, forget it, but you must give me the five hundred boxes of yogurt! Also, don't forget to write an approval letter to report to the Heavenly Court and my old pig. It's okay, otherwise I won't help you next time, bye, don't go back."

Don't reply yet, Zhou Hao just ignores the news.

It is said that Zhu Bajie is honest and honest. This is what is written in elementary school Chinese textbooks, but after Zhou Hao got in touch with it, he realized that this is not right at all.

sentimental.

Chichi and crooked.

Long-winded.

This is the real Zhu Bajie!
Sudden.

Zhao Wunian, who was lying on the bed, let out a scream, and then opened his mouth to vomit a large pool of blood.

"Happy New Year!" Zhou Hao and Xu Sun Dongliang shouted at the same time.

Zhou Hao can't do anything now, Xu Sundongliang can only use his eyes to check what's going on in Zhao Wunian's body.

"What happened?!" Zhou Hao asked.

Xu Sundongliang was almost terrified to death.

"There are more and more golden gas, but they are attached to Danian's meridians, they don't follow the meridians, they seem to be blocked, this time is saved, I am afraid that Danian's meridians will go retrograde! At that time..."

Xu Sun Dongliang couldn't go on.

If the meridian goes retrograde, the person will be useless.

If you don't die, you have to shed your skin.

"Hold!"

Zhou Hao roared angrily, and immediately fired Xing Tianyu directly.

White steam covered Zhou Hao's body surface, and Zhou Hao directly injected these mana into Zhao Wunian's body, trying to push those Buddha lights along the meridians.

Heavenly Court, 33rd Heaven, in the meeting room of Tushita Palace.

Everyone looked at the Xuanguang mirror and remained silent.

"Wow, wow, this little guy seems to be unable to survive." Lingbao Tianzun said with a smile.

After Tathagata said two good words, he found Monkey King under the table and edited a message.

"Wukong, there is something wrong with my cell phone, help me to send the words 'yin and yang qi' to Zhou Hao."

Old fox.

Tathagata's mobile phone is not broken at all, but Zhou Hao will never be able to be contacted with his mobile phone. This is set by the highest level, but if you find someone to send it on behalf of you, it will definitely work.

But as soon as Tathagata Buddha sent the message to Sun Wukong, Taishang Laojun seemed to realize something, and he was about to speak.

"Good, good! Facts in the world are boring, how about I recite a small Sutra of Infinite Life for you to listen to?"

Before anyone else could speak, the Tathagata recited the Great Compassion Mantra talking to himself.

This scripture has a total of more than 1000 words, and soon, Tathagata finished reading it.

Coincidentally, this scripture also wiped out all the spiritual consciousness scattered here by Taishang Laojun.

Taishang Laojun wanted to express his dissatisfaction, but he couldn't find any evidence at all.

Forget it.

Tathagata knew that even if he wanted to help Zhou Hao, he would not express it too clearly.Otherwise, he is the one who is unlucky.

Sun Wukong muttered after receiving the news.

Why did the Buddha ask my old grandson to send these words to Brother Zhou Hao?
Forget it, the Buddha must have his own intentions, so my old venerable will follow suit.

After thinking about it, Monkey King sent these words to Zhou Hao.

mortal world.

Zhou Hao was concentrating on inputting mana to Zhao Wunian, and he wanted to use this mana to promote the Buddha's light.

When using Shoutao's mana before, it had no effect at all. At that time, he dared not use Xing Tian's mana. After all, it was too evil, and Zhao Wunian's mortal body might not be able to bear it.

But Zhao Wunian vomited blood, and his meridians were blocked, so Zhou Hao went all out.

Instead of letting the Buddha's light block the meridians and eventually cause retrograde motion, it is better to directly use Xingtian's mana to sprint!

The big deal is to damage the meridian and then slowly repair it.

It's better than meridian retrograde!
But Zhou Hao almost used up all the mana that he could use in his body, and he still couldn't move the Buddha lights, as if he had passed through them directly. On the contrary, Xing Tian's mana bruised Zhao Wunian's four meridians, causing him to let out another "wow". Spit out a mouthful of blood.

Zhou Hao felt distressed and impatient.

"Rat! You can't do this!" Xu Sun Dongliang said.

Oh shit!

This won't work, that won't work, so I just let me watch Da Nian die? !

Could this be the so-called fixed number? !
Even if Da Nian is not the reincarnation of the reincarnated Buddha in the heavenly world, he is still a great benevolent person who has practiced for several lifetimes.

Why is he going to end up in such a way in this life? !

why? !

The phone suddenly rang.

Zhou Hao was furious, thinking that it was Zhu Bajie who was bothering him, so he turned on the phone directly, wanting to spray Zhu Bajie and other Buddhists with the voice on.After all, Zhao Wu must have believed in Buddhism in his previous life.

What good is Buddha?

Believe in you, but you can't protect me!
But when Zhou Hao saw the sender clearly, he realized that it was a message from Monkey King.

"Yin-yang energy?"

(End of this chapter)