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Chapter 791 Lingshan
Definitely not happy!
The tiger was frightened by the mouse, and it was quite frightened. It was enough for him to know about it, and the fox saw it. If the whole forest knew about it, the tiger would go crazy.

Lingbao Tianzun said disapprovingly: "Of course, I can't see Zhou Hao, and I can't see you? It just so happens that we haven't inspected the situation of Guixu for hundreds of years. As Tianzun, what's the matter with taking a look? I just didn't expect you God Zongbu was so scared that he almost peed his pants, it was interesting and interesting, even more interesting than Fighting the Landlord! Haha”

Taishang Laojun knows the virtue of this guy, so he doesn't talk nonsense with him.

"If you spread this matter, I will let all the gods in heaven know that you have a crush on the Queen Mother of the West!"

Lingbao Tianzun immediately changed his face when he said this.

"Who the hell is secretly in love with the Queen Mother of the West! Laojun, you can't spit shit all over your mouth!"

Taishang Laojun ignored him, but sent the video just now to Zhou Hao.

Lingbao Tianzun grabbed Yuanshi Tianzun's sleeve.

"Old man, you have to trust me! I have no crush on Queen Mother Xi! I really..."

Before he could finish speaking, Yuanshi Tianzun withdrew his arm, walked slowly towards the door, and said, "I don't understand men and women. Well, leave the rest to Laojun. I'm sleepy. Go back to Sanyuan." The palace is asleep."

Immediately afterwards, Yuanshi Tianzun played a little song.

"Could it be that I was born too early and destined to die alone~~"

Hearing this, Lingbao Tianzun's scalp tingled.

"Smelly and shameless Yuanshi dog thief! This is slander!"

After Taishang Laojun sent the video to Zhou Hao, he asked Xiang Lingbao Tianzun, "Do you know what I should do?"

"You despicable and shameless bitch!" Lingbao Tianzun said angrily with his hands on his hips.

Taishang Laojun said lightly: "Answer my question."

"I know! I'm going back to bed too! Do it yourself! Goodbye!"

After speaking, Lingbao Tianzun disappeared into the conference room.

That's okay, it's a clean one.

mortal world.

After Zhou Hao and Zhao Wunian watched the video together, their hearts were warm.

Brother Dongliang didn't make friends in vain.

"Okay, it should be Zhao Wunian now?" Zhou Hao asked.

"Don't worry, Zhao Wunian is special, you have to go through some other channels, just wait a moment."

Seeing the news, Zhao Wunian was also a little flustered.

"Rat, do you think that Taishang Laojun is preparing a razor and waiting to shave my head? Although my hair is not long, I don't want to be a monk either. Not only will my head become bald, but I can't eat meat. How uncomfortable it is." Huh? If you burn a few ring scars on the top of your head, it won't hurt to death?"

Go to your uncle.

Although Zhou Hao didn't know what the Taishang Laojun was going to do, it certainly wouldn't be like what Zhao Wunian said.

"Don't worry, if they dare to shave your hair, I will strip them off in the future!"

In this way, Zhao Wunian laughed.

heaven.

Taishang Laojun found Princess Iron Fan from his contacts.

"Aren't you? Your application to have another child with the Bull Demon King has now been approved. Hurry up and get the Bull Demon King's fairy essence, and then I will arrange it."

Yes, if Zhao Wunian wants to cultivate in Lingshan, he must appear in the form of a Buddhist, and he already has a golden body in his body, so he is different from a mortal monk.

Generally, monks who can ascend to Lingshan to continue their practice after passing away will leave their physical bodies. Usually, this body will not rot. In some Buddhist mountains with spiritual energy, golden bodies will be molded for them, and they will be preserved intact.

This golden body, not that golden body, is not a concept.

In short, if Zhao Wunian wants to enter Lingshan with the golden body in his body, he must have an identity.

There had been no new members for hundreds of years, and it was a pity that someone who was not a Daoist came here.

After all, if Zhao Wunian appeared in the heavenly court as a Taoist disciple, then he would be a god in the future. Even if he wanted to help Zhou Hao against the heavens, he had to look at his identity and weigh it...

Just after Princess Iron Fan replied to the message, she found that the Bull Demon King had returned in tatters. A few days ago, the young couple had a quarrel, and Princess Iron Fan slapped her fan down, causing the Bull Demon King to fly back now.

"Si Niu, the superiors have agreed that we can have a child, so hurry up and come!" Princess Iron Fan said angrily.

At this time, the Bull Demon King was almost half dead from exhaustion, and now he heard this.

"Ah?! Madame, can you let me rest for a while?"

"no!"

The movements of gods are different from those of ordinary people.

Ordinary people make little movement, like papa papa, while gods are more powerful.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Tushita Palace, conference room.

Taishang Laojun found Tathagata.

"You should know everything, right? Zhou Hao wants his brother Zhao Wunian to go to your spiritual mountain to practice, can you pass there?"

back in seconds.

"Goodness, goodness~ Since Daozu is acting on behalf of Zhou Hao~ I should open the door for Daozu~ Pass."

Shameless!
Obviously everything is managed by you behind the scenes!
Now it seems that the responsibility has been pushed onto my head!
how?

If Zhao Wunian commits a crime in the future, it will be on my head, right? !

Don't say you're okay, just think of you and get angry!

When you Buddhists know that Zhou Hao is going to use yin and yang to manage money, you immediately choose to hold a Buddhist conference. Isn’t this fucking clear that you want to trap our Taoist sect? !

hypocritical!

False Tathagata!

Angry, but unable to show it.

"Thank you."

Jilei Mountain, Moyun Cave.

I don't know if the bull devil is too tired, or he has the same disease as Gan Jiang, or it is necessary for the plot.

It surrendered in three seconds anyway.

Afterwards, Princess Iron Fan kicked the Bull Demon King in rags off the bed.

"Laojun, I've already got the fairy spirit, so hurry up and arrange it for me!"

Upon receiving this news, Taishang Laojun immediately replied: "That's right, because Zhou Hao wanted to send one of his brothers to Lingshan to practice, but his brother already had a golden body in his body and couldn't give it up, so I had to give it to him in the heavenly court." As for his identity, I have agreed with you in advance that this Lin'er of yours will enter Buddhism as soon as he is born, and I can't guarantee whether he will deny you as his mother in the future."

have to.

busy in vain.

Having a child is still working for the Heavenly Court.

Princess Iron Fan scolded the eighteenth generation of Taishang Laojun's ancestors after learning about it.

"understood!"

MMP!

Taishang Laojun contacted Zhou Hao again.

"Okay, you can send Zhao Wunian up in the same way."

To be honest, no matter how shameless he is, Taishang Laojun doesn't have to be so bad as a Tathagata.

Princess Iron Fan didn't want to live with the Bull Demon King for a long time, she just wanted to have a child, at least she wouldn't be alone in the future.In this way, the Bull Demon King can also find his true love without delaying anyone.

Unexpectedly, the child was born with a little bald head.

What a fart!

mortal world.

After Zhou Hao received the news, he patted Zhao Wunian on the shoulder.

"New year, it's your turn."

Zhao Wunian said with a guilty conscience, "Mice, are you sure they won't shave my head?"

Zhou Hao smiled, and said, "Don't worry, I promised you, didn't I?"

In this way, Zhao Wunian showed a simple and honest smile, stood up and hugged Zhou Hao.

"Okay, send me away! When I stand up, I will defend the mortal world with you! Wherever you point, I will hit!"

"A word is settled!"

Putting Zhao Wunian into the magic weapon of space, Zhou Hao sent it to the Supreme Lord.

After finishing all this, Zhou Hao looked at the leftovers on the table, and then looked around at the empty seats. At this time, only Jiang Nianyuan was sitting alone.

After a long time, Zhou Hao looked at Jiang Nianyuan and murmured: "Senior sister, it's so uncomfortable here." Zhou Hao poked his heart.

Of course it was hard.

So many brothers, now none of them.

Ren Shan was snatched away, and the others were sent away one by one by Zhou Hao.

If they can come back, then there is nothing to say, if they can't come back, then Zhou Hao sent them to hell!
Jiang Nianyuan sighed, and said: "I understand this feeling too well, but it must be an experience. You are in it and feel such pain, but as long as this period of time becomes your past, you will definitely have it." What I have gained, I can't help you now, maybe you can't listen to these few words, everything can only depend on you, boss, I'll go first..."

Yuan Yuan rushed to the land of Jiuyou, Jiang Nianyuan couldn't be happier, she was too busy to take care of herself, how could she comfort Zhou Hao?
heaven.

After Taishang Laojun got the space gold bracelet, he flew to Jilei Mountain.

Standing in front of Moyun Cave, Taishang Laojun said lightly: "Open the door."

(End of this chapter)