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Chapter 814 Weak Water
It is not easy for Taishang Laojun to do this.

When he threw Sun Wukong into the gossip furnace, he didn't even have the slightest hint. If Erlang God hadn't reminded Sun Wukong that "there is wind in the Sunda position", Sun Wukong might have died in the gossip furnace long ago.

"Shit, can you tell him? Can you explain it clearly? Can you explain it clearly? I thought you would kill him at the gate of Guixu, but I didn't expect you to do so." Lingbao Tianzun laughed Hehe said.

That's right, the law of heaven and earth can only govern the sky and the earth, and Guixu is not in this category.

Taishang Laojun turned his head and asked coldly: "What do you mean?"

I'm with them?

Lingbao Tianzun patted Taishang Laojun on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Oh, I understand, tell me, how much red envelope did Zhou Hao give you? Look, I know this now, don't you To share with me..."

"Bastard!" Taishang Laojun pushed Lingbao Tianzun away, and said with angry eyes: "Do you think I am like you?! You can't hold on to your Dao heart, and you still want to drag me into the water! Zhou Hao and I are There is an agreement, how can I violate it?! Do you want to watch Zhou Hao take away all the money of the gods and make the gods rebel?!"

In fact, Lingbao Tianzun is just a bitch, he knew that it was impossible for Taishang Laojun to do this, but what he didn't expect was that this little old man had a temper.

"Oh, I'm just kidding you. Why are you so impatient? Don't be as knowledgeable as me."

In the previous matter, Taishang Laojun gave me a hand. If you offend Taishang Laojun and let Yuanshi Tianzun know about it, then your baby in society will have to drink a big pot.

Taishang Laojun withdrew his hand, looked at Xuan Guangjing, and ignored the sloppy guy.

In the Xuanguang mirror.

After Xu Sundongliang scolded the Taishang Laojun, he continued to think, since this thing is just a phantom, there is no way to hit it, after all, this thing can be seen but not touched!
Continue to fall into thinking.

Since this thing is a phantom, where did it come from?

There must be a source, right?
Xu Sundongliang raised his head and found that above the plaque was a piece of blue water, and above that was the sun.

and many more.

Could it be that there is a small plaque in the water, which was magnified by the sun and then formed this phantom?
Probably!

Xu Sundongliang quickly flew to the edge of the water and found that the water was about ten meters long and six meters wide. It was really crystal clear, because the water inside was not flowing, so the solar energy directly penetrated the water.

With the help of Longyang Eye, Xu Sundongliang clearly saw a small plaque floating in the middle of the water.

Except for the size, the shape is exactly the same as that phantom!
Although according to common sense, when the sun shines down from above, the phantom should only show one side, and it is impossible for all six sides to be the same, but where is there any science at all in this bird place?

"Hahahaha! You old and immortal old gentleman, how dare you lie to me! It's no wonder you didn't pluck your hair when I stood up!"

Heavenly Court, 33rd Heaven, the meeting room of Tushita Palace.

"Old gentleman, listen, he's going to pluck your hair, hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter." Lingbao Tianzun laughed while holding his stomach.

Taishang Laojun slowly turned his head and asked indifferently: "It's funny, isn't it?"

Are you so happy that my hair is going to be plucked? !

It's not funny at all, Lingbao Tianzun also wants to stir up the atmosphere, he said with a bitter face: "Be happy, at worst, when he wants to beat you, why don't I intercede for you?"

"He has to survive to get out."

The country of returning to the ruins, outside the door.

Xu Sun Dongliang flew over the piece of water, wanting to jump in directly and fish out the plaque, as long as it can be fished out, it will be fine.

Fooled me for so long.

But something unexpected happened to Xu Sundongliang.

As soon as he entered the water, he fell directly to the ground without staying in it at all.

The speed of falling in the water was far faster than his flying speed.

what's the situation? !

Xu Sun Dongliang did not fly again when he fell into the air, but fell directly to the ground.

This guy fell for him, he is really a mess.

"Fuck you, Taishang Laojun, you actually tricked me into such a virtue! Don't let me stand up!!!" Xu Sun Dongliang said, rubbing his buttocks through gritted teeth.

Fortunately, it wasn't head down, otherwise Xu Sun Dongliang probably wouldn't even be able to speak at this moment.

Row.

Since it doesn't work downwards, then I'll go upstream from the bottom of the water block!

As soon as he said it, Xu Sun Dongliang flew towards the water block at a high speed.

"Bang!" A sound.

Xu Sundongliang felt his head hit a steel plate.

"Damn!" Xu Sun Dongliang fell to the ground again.

Are you going to play me to death? !

No way down, no way up, is it that difficult to break this plaque? !

In the end, Xu Sun Dongliang came up with a good idea. He flew above the water block again, took out his bow and arrow, and aimed at the plaque.

Hey.

Since the falling speed of the object will become faster in the water, then I just need to use a bow and arrow to smash the plaque on the spot?
I'm a fucking genius!

Heavenly Court, 33rd Heaven, the meeting room of Tushita Palace.

"Fuck, this God Zongbu is very smart, won't he succeed in this way?" Lingbao Tianzun said in surprise.

Even myself, in such a short period of time, I didn't think of any solution.

Taishang Laojun snorted and said: "Do you think Ruo Shui is so easy to conquer? There are not many gods in the world who can deal with Ruo Shui, and even I can't do anything, let alone a little guy in the realm of heaven."

Lingbao Tianzun disagrees with this point of view.

"Not necessarily, he used to be quite..."

"That was before."

The country of returning to the ruins, outside the door.

"Boom!" There was an explosion, and after the arrow shot out, it didn't even take a second to blast the ground into a big hole.

"YES!" Xu Sundongliang shouted, shaking his fist.

So fucking cool!
It’s like doing a math problem. It’s hard to solve a problem that you can’t solve for a long time. Although you don’t get any benefits, the sense of accomplishment is quite high (scholars probably don’t think so).

Xu Sun Dongliang looked around, wanting to see where the legendary gate of Guixu was.

But he couldn't find it after looking for 5 minutes.

What about playing? !

Could it be that he missed the shot?
Xu Sundongliang looked at the piece of water again.

The plaque is still there!

Could it be that the plaque is too small?
understood.

Xu Sun Dongliang flew above the water block again, and directly opened the Lingxiao Nine Arrows.

Hundreds of tiny arrows shot out.

This time, after casting Ling Xiao's Nine Arrows, Xu Sun Dongliang did not rush down, but started to observe.

still there? !
what's the situation? !

Xu Sun Dongliang returned to the ground, but he couldn't figure it out after racking his brains.

Could it be that Lao Shang Laojun deliberately punished me?After all, he has a bad relationship with the mouse.

If this is really the case, I must tell the mouse now, so that the mouse will not suffer in the hands of this fake good person in the future!

Thinking about it, Xu Sun Dongliang took out his mobile phone and checked the signal. Although it was not 4G, the screen of the mobile phone actually showed 3G!

My God, it is no problem to send messages with 3G signals!
Xu Sundongliang quickly found Zhou Hao on WeChat.

"Rat!"

Zhou Hao was still worrying about Wang Bing while lying on the bed, when his cell phone rang suddenly, Zhou Hao also felt very strange.

I have a lot of friends, but they basically don't contact each other. None of the people who used to sleep in this dormitory are now in the mortal world, and Wang Xiyan is also dead.

Is it a soldier? !

Zhou Hao quickly took out his phone and looked at it.

The results showed that although it was not Wang Bing, this person could also arouse Zhou Hao's emotions.

"How can you play with your phone?! Have you come back already?!"

This talent.

Want to scare people to death? !

"No, I haven't entered Guixu yet, but I don't know how there is a signal here. What I want to tell you is that you must be careful of Taishang Laojun, he is not a good person! He brought me to Guixu. The door, but the door can't get in at all! He must want me to die here!"

Then, Xu Sun Dongliang told Zhou Hao what happened to him.

Heavenly Court, 33rd Heaven, the meeting room of Tushita Palace.

"Hey? What is Zongbu God doing with his phone? Is there still a signal in Guixu?" Lingbao Tianzun asked suspiciously.

It shouldn't be, let alone the signals in the mortal world. Heavenly Court has its own WIFI, which is constructed through the spirit-gathering formation, but how can there be a signal in Guixu?
Taishang Laojun did not think of this, he said with a sullen face, "If there is really a signal, I am afraid that the people above are doing something wrong..."

"Impossible! What are they going to do when they have nothing to do?! Could it be to help Zhou Hao?!" Lingbao Tianzun said nervously.

If this is the case, then they must all be able to complete their merits and virtues, and return to the mortal world after awakening.

What the hell is that?
Heavenly Court directly let them have the final say.

Taishang Laojun shook his head, sighed and said: "This matter is immeasurable. Zhou Hao had too many great god friends in his previous life... They would not help Zhou Hao openly at that time, but in this life, it is difficult to say."

mortal world.

When Zhou Hao saw Xu Sun Dongliang running to him and shouting for help, his lungs were about to explode. He quickly took a screenshot, and then found Taishang Laojun.

"This is what you did?! What the hell do you mean?! If you want to kill my brother, just say it!"

Thanks to you, you are still the Taoist ancestor of Sanqing!You can't do what you promised me.

Will you become this Taoist ancestor?
Don't let me do it!
Depend on!
Taishang Laojun was also speechless after receiving this news.

This God Zongbu, who used to be so awesome, how did he become a crappy little reporter now?
"Haha, it's all over now, God Zongbu and Zhou Hao have reported the news, and now Zhou Hao still holds the wealth of the gods in the heavens, I see how you want to explain it!" Lingbao Tianzun laughed while covering his stomach.

Taishang Laojun glared at him.

"What are you laughing at? Don't forget, your 500 billion is also in Zhou Hao's hands!"

As soon as this remark came out, Lingbao Tianzun's smile immediately froze on his face.

But soon, he reacted.

"I'm not afraid! Zhou Hao is a good man! He even said before that he wanted to make friends with me!"

As soon as the words came out, Lingbao Tianzun immediately covered his mouth.

If you talk too much, you will lose, if you talk too much, you will lose...

Taishang Laojun gave him a strange look, and handed the phone to Lingbao Tianzun.

"How about you and you, friend, talk? Let him stop making things difficult for me?"

Lingbao Tianzun pushed his palm and said, "Forget it, I'm just joking, don't take it seriously, how can I be friends with Zhou Hao?"

Taishang Laojun no longer cared about him, but replied to Zhou Hao.

"Zhou Hao, listen to me about this. It's not what you think. The Kingdom of Returning Ruins is not in the Three Realms. Even I don't know what's in it, and whether I can get out after entering it. The Land of the Netherworld Under the jurisdiction of the Underworld, that is the thing of the Heavenly Court, especially Lingshan, only this Guixu is the most mysterious, so I can only send him to the door, I hope you can forgive me."

Without any lies, although the Taishang Laojun always targets Zhou Hao, none of the things he promised Zhou Hao has ever regretted it.

"I forgive your mother! My condition is to send Xu Sun Dongliang to the country of returning to the ruins, but you only send him to the gate, so you didn't send him into the country! You didn't meet the conditions I proposed! Then I Is it okay, can't you do what I promised you?!"

It is true that apart from Wang Bing, the relationship between Xu Sun Dongliang and Zhou Hao is the best.

What Xu Sundongliang is facing at this moment is not only the inability to step into the ruins, but death!

Think about it, if you can't even get in the gate, you naturally don't know how to get back. This is because the mobile phone has a signal. If it doesn't, then Xu Sun Dongliang can't get in, and can't get out.

Do not die at this door? !

Put Xu Sun Dongliang in such a dangerous situation.

Zhou Hao was very angry.

Taishang Laojun was afraid that Zhou Hao would talk about Yin-Yang financial management. The first time can be said to be a test of the gods, so can't the same be said for the second time?

Well, even if it's a test, can you give us our money back?

"Zhou Hao, don't be angry. This matter is negotiable. If I can help you, I will definitely do my best. If it can be sent to the country, why would I throw him outside? Isn't this just making me feel uncomfortable? In short, I can only help Xu Sun Dongliang so far. Lingbao Tianzun should have told you that many times it is not me targeting you, but your words and deeds involve future variables. I hope you understand."

I understand your uncle!

"I understand you? Have you ever understood me?! I also put my own wife in to save the mortal world?! But how did you tell me afterwards?! Said that I colluded with Lingbao Tianzun , but also to remove my Dou Dizhu from the shelves, these are all good things you did?!"

Indeed, Tianting's behavior towards Zhou Hao was somewhat unfair.

"Okay, Zhou Hao, this is the end of the matter, I don't know what to say, tell me, how to solve this matter!"

If it doesn't work, I'll send Xu Sun Dongliang back to you!
"You still have to ask me about this? You don't have any clues in your mind? It's fine, I don't want to bother you too much, you just send Dongliang to Guixu, and I won't bother with you anymore .”

It's hard to get to the door, it's impossible to come back because of this thing, right?
Otherwise, after Zhao Wunian and the others returned successfully, Xu Sun Dongliang would be the tail of a crane again, and he would have to suffer to death?

All in all, don't give up easily.

Zhou Hao just wanted to solve this problem, and the reason why he scolded Taishang Laojun again was to let the other party know that he cared about Xu Sun Dongliang.

You must not fool around.

Otherwise, for the sake of pillars, I can make your heaven explode!
"I'm really sorry, Zhou Hao, I can't help you, because entering the process of returning to the ruins, this is already considered cultivation, and it has something to do with you, I can't help you too much, otherwise I will have no good fruit to eat. But you Having said that, if I don’t give any hints, it would be too unreasonable. The water in those water blocks is not extraordinary water, nor is it the water of the Tianhe River, but weak water. Having said so much, I hope you will not embarrass me."

Zhou Hao knew that this was their bottom line, just like teaching himself how to change the sky.

That being the case, it is useless to take away the money of the gods.

Or think of another way.

Zhou Hao didn't talk to Taishang Laojun anymore, but found Monkey King.

"Brother Monkey, do you know what weak water is? My brother is stumped by weak water"

Monkey King has almost learned at this moment.

Fortunately, he has good concentration, otherwise he almost broke the precept.

Seeing Zhou Hao's news, he not only didn't think Zhou Hao was annoying, but thought that Zhou Hao saved him.

"Water can carry a boat and capsize it, but a boat floats on weak water, so it can only capsize the boat, not carry it. To be honest, my old grandson can't do it, but there is someone who can, and you know him. "

"Who?"

"Zhu Bajie."

(End of this chapter)