Yin Yang Online Shop

Chapter 86
Sun Jian looked at Li Qiuwen's terrifying face, and kept backing away, shrinking his whole body to the head of the bed.

Li Qiuwen pulled out the eyeballs, stuffed them into Sun Jian's mouth, pushed his chin, and went down with a "grunt".

This disgusted him, and before this one spit it out, the other eyeball went into his mouth again.

Li Qiuwen grabbed Sun Jian's arm with her nails, scraping Sun Jian's flesh with each claw. Li Qiuwen scratched his whole body with five fingers.

There were endless screams, but no one could hear them.

Afterwards, Sun Jianjian was covered with bruises, a large piece of white sheets were stained red, his eyes were wide open, and his expression was ferocious.

Li Qiuwen flew towards the school, and when she picked up her son tomorrow, she would go to hell and enter reincarnation.

The next morning.

Gan Jiang suddenly found Zhou Hao.

"Are you there? I'm a go-getter, how is the gossip Linglong tooth?"

Zhou Hao had just woken up at this moment, and looked carefully at the rest of the dormitory. Although the three of them were all awake, none of them could see the information on their mobile phones. The upper bunk was indeed fine.

Let me wipe, this is Gan Jiang himself, the shopkeeper.

"Very good, the price/performance ratio is quite high, but it's not convenient to go to the buyer's show, hehe."

That is to say, Zhou Hao has inherited the Seven Character Immortality Art. Otherwise, if he wandered around the jewelry store, took a look at it, and did nothing all day long. Wealth, not bragging at all.

"Oh, I just want your help with a little thing."

Do you want to ask yourself for help?Don't you owe yourself a favor after helping?Wouldn't it be nice to be happy and give yourself a bunch of magic weapons?
"What can I help you with? Tell me, I'll try my best." Zhou Hao said.

What I said here is still relatively conservative. If you fail to complete it, you will break your promise.

"It's like this. Recently, my wife and I had a quarrel. We have been sleeping in separate rooms for more than a week. As a man, there are always needs in that regard, right? I don't dare to visit brothels, let alone take concubines. If I'll be useless if I'm found out, so I want you to burn a paper man down for me, my relatives and friends have been reincarnated several times, and don't remember me at all, so please help~/smirk/smirk."

It turned out that this was the case, and I thought it was a big deal.

Zhou Hao thought about it, if he was in the store, he could still tie a paper man out for him. After all, he did a lot of work for Zhang Shanyuan when he was a child, and he did this.

But now that he is in school, it is troublesome to collect so many materials, and it is even more troublesome to run back and forth just to make a paper man.

He had an idea, and bought him a blow-up doll?
The kind with real pronunciation.

Ten thousand times better than paper pricking people!
buy online!
Zhou Hao's own mobile phone can't buy things, and his Taobao app can only deal with ghosts.

"Dongliang, lend me your phone."

Zhou Hao had the best relationship with him these two days, of course he borrowed it from him.

At this time, Xu Sun Dongliang was brushing his teeth, and without thinking, he took out his mobile phone and threw it on Zhou Hao's bed. Zhou Hao took it, the metal casing was heavy.

When I opened it, I found that this Nima was not a smart phone, nor did it have a Taobao app.

"Don't want this, give me your apple." Zhou Hao threw it down again.I thought to myself, what age is this, and I still use an elderly phone.

Xu Sundongliang had a cup in one hand and a toothbrush in the other, so where was the hand to pick it up? After all the fuss, the phone fell to the ground with a "slap".

His heart is about to break, such a collector's edition Nokia 8800 is enough to buy several apples!
Seeing his dead mother's expression, Zhou Hao said unhappily: "Don't, brother, what about an old man's phone? See if it's broken. If it's broken, I'll buy you a new one online."

What an elderly machine!
You can't buy it even if you have money!

Picking it up and looking at it, fortunately, the quality of the Nokia was good, and there was nothing wrong with it, but he was still a little unhappy. Xu Sundongliang went to the bedside in frustration and took the apple to Zhou Hao.

Zhou Hao didn't care so much. After getting the apple, he clicked on Taobao, logged out of his account, logged in to his own account, and searched for the inflatable doll.

A series of gaudy pictures jumped out of the page.

The cheap ones are two or three hundred, the expensive ones are several thousand, and there are tens of thousands.

If it is not so good, it is said that couples quarrel at the head of the bed and close at the end of the bed, and if they buy too good, it will be wasted.

Pull it down, don't make excuses for your own meanness!

This one is good, shipped from Suzhou, Zhiling’s sister’s model, 288 free shipping!

After Zhou Hao added the school’s address, he placed an order and paid for it, and he didn’t forget to log out of his account after the purchase. If Dong Liang knew that he bought an inflatable doll, he might think what he would think.

"Brother Ganjiang, there is something called an inflatable doll in Yangjian. I have asked someone to make a special one for you. It has a real voice, it is very powerful!"

Zhou Hao is also smart this time. If you don't have bad relations with the people in the underworld, don't make bad friends. It's definitely not bad for you to have a good relationship.

The go-getter on the other end stared at the screen, ecstatic, and the real person pronounced it!The days of loneliness and sleeplessness are finally coming to an end!He had already imagined a living erotic palace in his mind.

Oh my god, the paper stick figures are all hard and have no interest at all, this Zhou Hao really knows how to play!
He thought about it for a second, custom-made ones, the price must be very expensive, if someone asks him to make custom-made weapons or weapons, the price will naturally be higher, it is definitely inappropriate to open his mouth to ask Zhou Hao, he is also a famous person, According to the rules, Zhou Hao had to be paid some hush money.

"Brother, I really don't know how to thank you. I'm afraid this is not cheap, right? How much Mingbao?"

Although the go-getters are rich, everyone, don't forget who the boss is!
How much money can a person who thinks he dumps his wife every now and then have?

After seeing the news, Zhou Hao's brain also started to work.

How suitable is such a thing?It can't be too high, or he will think I'm cheating money, and it can't be too low, or he will think I'm fooling him with defective products.

After thinking about it for a long time, he didn't know how much money to charge. Seeing Zhao Wunian brushing his teeth, he thought of his own exquisite teeth, and thought that every powerful person has a handy weapon.

Why don't you let the general help you fight a weapon?

Can't ask for off-the-shelf, after all, I also customized the doll for him, um, that's it.

"Da Nian, I think you are so strong, have you practiced martial arts?" Zhou Hao asked casually.

Zhao Wunian was taken aback, did you even see it?It seems that I can't hide it anymore.

"I have practiced, my father asked me to practice."

Xu Sun Dongliang was excited, and said with a smile: "Really! I have practiced too!"

Zhao Wunian frowned secretly, he didn't look like he had practiced martial arts at all, and asked, "What kind of kung fu did you practice?"

Xu Sun Dongliang smiled mysteriously, opened his posture, and said: "The universe has moved!" He said, holding his hands on Zhao Wunian's two chest muscles.

"Go, go, nonsense." Zhao Wunian smiled and pushed him away.

Zhou Hao was also happy, and continued to ask: "Then do you use weapons?"

He himself didn't know what kind of weapon he should have with Gan Jiang, so he asked his roommates for inspiration.

"Me? Double Hammer, does Li Yuanba know? It's that kind of thing. I was nicknamed 'Hammer Invincible' in my hometown. It's amazing, haha." Zhao Wunian said proudly.

Xu Sundongliang didn't believe it at all, and said jokingly: "Really? My weapons are my hands! Eat me again!"

Ren Shan washed his face, didn't care, and didn't say a word.

Zhou Hao felt bad when he thought about it. It is definitely not suitable for his body to use double hammers.

"What kind of weapon do you think is suitable for me to practice martial arts?"

Zhao Wunian saw that Zhou Hao didn't look like he was joking, thought for a while, and said: "Long spear, it can be used for offense or defense, it can be used for both offense and long-distance attack, but it is more difficult to use. The so-called annual sword, moon stick, a lifetime spear, want to It’s not easy to practice well.”

At this moment, Ren Shan suddenly spoke.

"Use a sword."

After speaking, he put on his camouflage hat and went out.

"Yes, the sword is also good, I will withdraw when it's too late." Zhao Wunian rushed out.

Xu Sun Dongliang was also in a hurry, and raised his hand to look at his watch.

"Fuck, brother, what time is it! Why are you still on the bed! Hurry up!"

"You go first, ask the instructor and me to take a leave of absence, just say that I practiced hard yesterday, and now my arms are sore, so come later."

"You're such a poor excuse, you're finished, bye." After finishing speaking, he ran out.

Zhou Hao thought about it for a while, and thought that although the spear is good, there are many Taoisms that need to be used in conjunction with the sword, so let's use the sword!

"Brother, I've made up my mind, how about you order a sword for me?"

(End of this chapter)