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Chapter 884 White Elephant
Say what?

What are you talking about?

It's really not easy to come here after looking at you. It's fine if you don't flatter me.

He even said that I was beaten like a dog.

Is there anyone like you?
Zhao Wunian waved his hands repeatedly and said, "No, no, I'm too tired, you have to let me rest for a while."

Although Zhao Wunian insisted on fighting again indoors before, he was in very good condition at that time.

After walking through the door shaped by the clouds, his physical condition was released from combat mode.

At this time, he felt sore all over, his limbs were almost numb, and his face was in severe pain, as if he had been run over by a car.

The white elephant threw the spear on the ground.

"It's up to you! Are you going to fight me or not? If you don't fight, you will lose. Go back to the mortal world!"

Be stubborn, be stubborn with me again!

See how I clean up you!
Zhao Wunian's facial features were almost crowded together.

"How can you do this? I just passed the Eighteen Arhats level. You have to let me rest?! Otherwise, I will definitely lose!"

He knew that Zhou Hao had spent a lot of effort to send himself to the Heavenly Court. If he went back after passing a level, it would really embarrass Zhou Hao.

Besides, he also wants to improve his cultivation as soon as possible so that he can help Zhou Hao and save the world.

After finishing speaking, Zhao Wunian took out a large amount of KFC and ate it.He won't make his body smaller, but Zhou Hao prepared a lot for him, and he hasn't eaten a single bite so far, so he has no thought of saving at all.

Eat it!

There are many!
Bai Xiang still wanted to say a few words to him, telling him to have a sense of awe, but seeing Zhao Wunian eating so deliciously, he also felt a little greedy.

"Hey, what are you eating? It smells so good."

That's right, an elephant's sense of smell is at the top of the world, even better than a dog's.

Zhao Wunian turned around, turned his back to the white elephant, and said while eating: "What's your business? I won't give you food, and you still want to get me to the mortal world."

In fact, this is indeed the place to break through the level, but the name clearly says that this is the way to break through the level.

To start a fight, Zhao Wunian must agree, and only Zhao Wunian can initiate a challenge.

"Hey, what are you doing? Everyone is messing around in Lingshan, so why don't you save face?"

Zhao Wunian thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "No, who told you to talk like that just now? You were a monster before, and you are not a good person. I won't feed you."

That is, you monster, what do you care about what we mortals want to eat?

If you have the ability, you beat me to death, but if you don't, just watch me eat.

The white elephant scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously.

"My friend, you can't say that. It wasn't me who wanted to go down to the world to be a demon. It was the Bodhisattva who let me go down. At that time, Sun Monkey and the others had not suffered enough disasters, so we let us make up the number. Otherwise, why would the three of us be alone?" Are you okay?"

It's not that he lied to Zhao Wunian, what Bai Xiang said was really the truth.

However, all Taoist or Buddhist mounts who become demons in the lower realms are basically arranged on purpose.

At that time, the mortal world was peaceful and prosperous, so where are there so many monsters?

"Anyway, it's not okay. You can say whatever you want. I just won't give you food. If you dare to snatch it, I'll tell the Buddha and tell him to beat you up!"

Don't forget, this is Lingshan, even if you have been a monster, it was in the past.

Zhao Wunian didn't believe that Bai Xiang dared to kill himself for grabbing food.

Hey, this Zhao Wunian is really not stupid.

"How could I grab it? I'm a Buddhist, and I'm reasonable. It doesn't matter if you don't give me face, you should always look at the face of my boss Samantabhadra, right? If you let him know that you have something good, don't give it to me. , what would he think of you, right?"

Hehehehe.

Zhao Wunian thought for a while again.

I may have to stay in Lingshan for a long time. If I offend this big boss because of such a trivial matter, it seems a bit uneconomical.

"Okay then, I'll give you a grilled wing." Zhao Wunian said while pinching a small chicken wing with his index finger and thumb.

Bai Xiang was about to burst into laughter, he was about to pass by when he suddenly remembered his identity.

"Is that...vegetarian? I'm not a monster now, I can't eat meat..."

Zhao Wunian asked suspiciously: "Didn't it be said that the Buddha will keep wine and meat in his heart after passing through his intestines?"

Even awesome characters like Jigong can eat it.

Why can't you eat it?
Uh... Jigong is actually the Dragon Subduing Arhat, he was beaten by Zhao Wunian and he hasn't gotten up yet...

Bai Xiang said confidently: "There are two more sentences below, that is, 'If the world learns from me, it is like entering the way of a demon', and these are two different things, so you can change it to plain ones."

This is true.

In fact, the saying that wine and meat pass through the intestines also has a history.

Zen master Poshan in the late Ming Dynasty spent his days in Li Liyang's camp during the war.

At that time, Li Liyang was bloodthirsty, and he was like a murderous demon. In order to save a living being, the Zen master asked him to abstain from unnecessary killing karma.

Li Liyang saw that the Zen master strictly abided by the precepts and did not eat alcohol or meat, so he said to him: "As long as you eat meat, I will not kill anyone."

The Zen master immediately made a contract with Li Liyang, and he did not hesitate to abstain from drinking and meat, so that many people survived, and it became a good story for a while.

At that time, it was different from now. The precepts of the monks were strict, and they took the precepts on the top of the head. Since they chose to become a monk, they would definitely abide by the clear rules.

In order to save all living beings, Zen Master Ke Poshan chose to break the precepts.

Zhao Wunian didn't know these things, but he wasn't a pervert, so he didn't necessarily force white elephants to eat meat.

"Okay, this is French fries, this is red bean pie, and this mashed potato is also good." Zhao Wunian divided out a lot of food.

Bai Xiang laughed, threw the spear aside, sat opposite Zhao Wunian and started eating.

"Wow, this strip is delicious with sauce."

"Hey, it's crunchy on the outside, but still smells like red beans inside, it's amazing."

"This one is even more powerful. It is clearly a potato, but it has an indescribable taste."

Zhao Wunian proudly said, "Is it delicious? Have you ever eaten it?"

Bai Xiang nodded repeatedly.

"Yes, yes, it's so delicious. I haven't eaten such a delicious thing in my life for thousands of years. Where did you buy it?"

Zhao Wunian became even more embarrassing.

"This is something that can only be found in the mortal world! Where can you buy it in the sky! By the way, according to what you just said, Monkey King is not your opponent?"

Bai Xiang put down the mashed potatoes and said seriously: "Of course! My weapon is not as good as his! But now that he has become a Buddha, he may be better than me. Why do you ask this?"

Zhao Wunian bit the chicken leg and said, "Why don't you do it, I'll just see how good you are, and I'll have a better idea when you break through later."

"Damn! You're too badass, aren't you?!"

Tell me!
Zhao Wunian didn't have the mind to chat with him, but became deep in thought.

This white elephant is only slightly weaker than Monkey King, so how could I be his opponent?

It only took Sun Wukong three to five seconds to defeat the Eighteen Arhats, but it took me so long.

Gee.

This is not going well...

If the mouse is there, he must know how to defeat the white elephant!

Zhou Hao?

Zhou Hao is busy now.

Huang Quanguo, within the area of ​​the 72nd hall.

Zhou Hao has already swept through the Nine Houses, but he hasn't met any powerful people, and they don't know the whereabouts of the Shocking Nine Changes.

"Damn, when will I find this?" Zhou Hao said angrily.

Don't say that Zhou Hao is impatient, just go through nine levels and try it yourself.

Two of them were Xue Nu's friends, and they didn't raise their hands. Some of the rest saw Zhou Hao kneeling directly, and some resisted stubbornly, waving goodbye.

Originally, I wanted to expand the team, but I didn't find a suitable candidate.

Yuzao went to lean on Zhou Hao's side.

"Ouch~ my master, don't be discouraged~ I will accompany you~ If you don't find it for a day, I will accompany you for a day~ How nice, isn't it?"

Zhou Hao was fed up with her eccentric look.

"You fucking talk to me well, don't treat me as the kind of man who can't walk after seeing you!"

I don't know if you have felt it.

Normally, it would be nice to have such a person, but when I was upset, I would never have such thoughts.

There is only one beautiful word - roll.

Tamamo went to the side and sat down a little.

"Hmph! Don't they want to cheer you up? You look so sad."

Xue Nu said: "Zhou Hao, let's continue after a short rest. I believe that there must be the 'human change' you want in the 72nd Palace."

This skill is quite important to Zhou Hao. If he can learn it, Zhou Hao will be able to use his own power to overcome the soul of drought in his body.

Although Wang Xiyan sealed it up, this is not the way, the best way is to use it for his own use.

Zhou Hao was about to nod.

Yuzao said with a strange yin and yang: "Cut, you said there is one? What if there is no? Are you responsible? Can you afford this responsibility?! Don't think that you can talk nonsense just because you are good-looking!"

That is.

With a pure and pure appearance, what are you pretending to do, in front of my old vixen ancestor.

Are you playing cold with me?
Xue Nu lowered her head, she doesn't like to argue, if Yuzao wants to say that, then let her say it.

Zhou Hao looked at Yuzao.

"Didn't you say that in the 72nd Hall, there is a 'human transformation' technique? Why is it gone now? Are you teasing me?"

Feeling the cold on Zhou Hao's body, Yuzao shook his head and said: "No, I didn't lie to you, there really was there before, but I'm not sure if there is now, I said it a long time ago...Master, don't be angry oh."

Zhou Hao sighed and said, "Okay, let's go ahead and have a look, I hope we can find it."

So the three flew to the temple ahead.

"Fire Temple."

Jiang Chao read while looking at the plaque on the building in front of him.

"Could this be Kagutsuchi's territory?"

Yukino shook her head and said: "No, this is the place where the flames of the Japanese woodland are managed. The flames used by Kagutsuchi are more powerful. Generally speaking, his flames will not be extinguished until they burn everything up. Yes, the Vulcan here is not so powerful."

Zhou Hao nodded.

"So it turns out that Kagutsuchi's flame is similar to our Chinese Samadhi True Fire, but the one here is equivalent to a common fire."

Tamamo said: "That's right! That's it! In fact, that Kagutsuchi is not very powerful, as long as we use our Huaxia's weak water, it will definitely be able to extinguish it! Hiki, what can be so powerful? "

This girl's eyes were full of pride, as if she and Zhou Hao came from the same place, so it was worth showing off.

It's really worth showing off when you think about it.

If the chairman of a company is a fellow villager with you, you will feel pretty good, right?

The chairman talks to others in Mandarin, but he talks to you in dialect.

This feeling is not ordinary cool.

Zhou Hao didn't care about Yuzao's implication, but asked, "Weak water? What is this? Is it powerful?"

If he could get this, Zhou Hao would still be in the 72nd Palace.

It must be rushing directly, and kill Kagutsu first, so as not to have a big guy hiding in the dark, who doesn't know when he will jump out and kill himself.

Zhou Hao had heard of Ruo Shui before, and he wanted to see if what he had heard was the same thing as what Yu Zao said before.

Yuzaoqian was very happy in his heart, and said happily: "If you want to talk about this weak water, then you have to start from..."

"Choose the point!"

(End of this chapter)