Yin Yang Online Shop

Chapter 901
what? !

Cleared? !

You didn't say it sooner!

How about lying to me? !

Why did I stay here for so long? !

"What's going on here!?" Zhao Wunian asked.

Bai Xiang put down the bag of spicy sticks in his hand, and said with a sneer, "Actually, this level is not a test of your strength."

???

!!!

No test of force.

What is the test? !

"Finish your words," Zhao Wunian said.

Bai Xiang said: "In this test, intelligence is tested, and force only takes up a small part. Congratulations, brother!"

I rely on.

If Zhao Wunian can pass the intelligence test, wouldn't it be okay to just come to a primary school student?
"Why didn't you say it at the beginning?" Zhao Wunian asked.

If I said it earlier, if I said it earlier, I guess I have already reached the third level.

"You didn't ask me!" Bai Xiang said disapprovingly.

If you don't ask, what should I say?
Big brother is ready, I want to ask you a brain teaser, one monkey on the ground, seven monkeys riding on the tree, ask, how many monkeys are there in total?
Is that so?
Unrealistic.

"Is there anything else besides intelligence?" Zhao Wunian asked.

White Elephant nodded.

"There is also kindness. I said it so pitifully on purpose. In fact, I was asking for alms to see if you would give me something to eat. I didn't expect that instead of rejecting me every time, you would give me a lot instead."

Zhao Wunian scratched his head, and said with a smile, "What's the matter? You want to eat, and I happen to have it, so I'll give it to you, and take it out for the test, haha."

"The first test is endurance, and the second test is intelligence and kindness. We Buddhists believe that without any of these three things, we can't accomplish great things. It just so happens that you have all these conditions, so I want to congratulate you. "

suddenly.

Zhao Wunian thought of an extraordinary thing.

"Then you lied to me when you said that your cultivation base is gone? You monks can't lie!"

Speaking of this, Bai Xiang became anxious.

"Who lied to you?! I really lost my cultivation?! I don't know who did it! Later, I must ask the Buddha for an explanation!"

nature exposed...

I thought he was such an unfathomable person.

Zhao Wunian nodded his head and said: "That's right! This matter must not be left alone! The murderer who stole people's cultivation must not be allowed to go unpunished! 1000 years, this is not a small number. Where is the Buddha? I will accompany you Go ask for an explanation!"

Could it be something serious?
When is it, you still help others to discuss the Dharma?

"Uh, there's no need for that. When the Buddha summons me, I will tell him about it. Brother, let's go to the next level. The next step is the real test. And let me reveal a little bit, the next level is My elder brother Qingmaoshi, his cultivation base is stronger than mine, you have to be careful."

Zhao Wunian didn't care.

"I'm not afraid! No matter who it is, I will definitely win! By the way, is the spicy stick you asked for from me just now worth it? Should you return it to me?"

The checks are all over, which means that I meet your conditions, and you have to give me back what you asked for, right?
Bai Xiang hurriedly hugged the remaining spicy sticks like a baby.

"Brother, aren't you? Although I didn't tell you the content of the test at the beginning, our feelings are all true! How can you take back what you gave away? How can you be a Buddha of Wisdom like this? Alright , the entrance to the next level is behind that big tree, take care, the eldest brother will withdraw first."

After speaking, Bai Xiang ran away in a hurry.

Looking at his back, Zhao Wunian smiled.

"Hey, don't say that, you don't know how many years you've been chatting with me, I'm so smart, maybe I can really be a wisdom Buddha! Bah, bah, what kind of Buddha should I be! Hurry up and enter the next level! "

After coming to the back of that tree, Zhao Wunian really found a wooden door and pushed it.

It can't be pushed!
Oh My God.

Brother won't lie to me, will he? !

Or is opening the door part of the test?

"Brother! How do you open this door?! Is there any hint?!"

The white elephant has gone far away, but the elephant's hearing is not covered.

"I can't push it away, you can't finish pulling it away?! Take care!"

Yes.

Why didn't I think of that!

Zhao Wuyou easily opened the door behind the tree.

It was dark inside, but one side was bright.

Zhao Wunian didn't think much, just walked in, not forgetting to close the door.

After walking for an unknown amount of time, Zhao Wunian finally noticed that the small spot of light was getting bigger and bigger.

Soon, Zhao Wunian walked out.

When he came to the exit, Zhao Wunian found that it was no different from before, it was also a forest, and behind him was still the big tree.

The difference was that on the grass in front of him stood a monster with a human body and a lion's head.

He was wearing a thin golden armor, holding a shining machete, standing on the ground, and the hair on his head was blue.

It seems that he is the blue-haired lion that Bai Xiang said.

"You are finally here. It seems that you have passed the test of my second brother. Let's start now?" the green lion said.

Zhao Wunian was not in a hurry to start the test, but asked: "Wow, you look like a big brother, you don't look the same as on TV."

The blue-haired lion was suddenly at a loss.

"What big brother? Who is your big brother, and what is the TV?"

Zhao Wunian explained: "My elder brother is your second younger brother. We have a good relationship, but don't let the water go, you can hit it as you like. In addition, TV is a household appliance in the mortal world. You can read stories. Ordinary people put Tang Seng The matter of the four masters and apprentices taking the Western Scriptures was made into a series, and I saw your prototype on TV."

It was really difficult to communicate with him.

The blue-haired lion asked suspiciously: "Really? I'm handsome on TV, aren't I?"

Men must care about this.

Zhao Wunian smiled and said: "Don't mention it, he's still handsome. He was beaten into a dog by my monkey brother Sun Wukong. He was beaten with a rope, and he ran into your stomach and turned somersaults. You are called a mother. You are also bad. I want to let him go." Bite him to death when he came out. Unexpectedly, my monkey brother overheard him, and with the golden cudgel, he just knocked off your front teeth! Damn, I’m so fucking kidding! Hahaha!"

This TV series really accompanied Zhao Wunian for a long time when he was a child, and he would watch it almost every year. Even though he knew the plot, he couldn't help but watch it.

I believe that not only Zhao Wunian, but also many people are like this.

Seeing Zhao Wunian's big laugh, the blue-haired lion couldn't hold back anymore.

"Nonsense! How can a mortal do this! I..."

Zhao Wunian was taken aback.

"Ah? Could it be that those are all made out of nonsense? No way?!"

The blue-haired lion's face was ashen.

"It's the truth! But why are you talking about my shameful side? Why didn't you say that I fought with Monkey King for [-] rounds and there was no winner?! As far as I know, the lion who pretended to be the monarch of the Wuji Kingdom Wang, he ran away after three rounds of fighting with Sun Houzi! Why don't you say this?!"

I'm so mad.

Don't bring such a thing, just say that I am not good, and you don't know my good side?

Unexpectedly, it would be better if he didn't say this, but when he said it, Zhao Wunian laughed even more happily.

"Hahahahaha! You have the nerve to say in twenty rounds, why are you people from Lingshan so funny! Hahahaha!"

It's definitely not that Zhao Wunian deliberately satirized others.

But this thing is really funny.

Many mortals fought each other for [-] rounds and there was no winner, so that's nothing to say.

Why did you take it seriously after twenty rounds?

The blue-haired lion was trembling with anger, and the hair on its head was about to stand on end.

"What are you laughing at?! What's so funny?! Why didn't you tell me about the fact that I turned into a Dharma image at Nantianmen and swallowed a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers in one gulp?!"

That's right!
Such a feat, I believe that there are not many people in the Three Realms who can do it.

Zhao Wunian was taken aback.

"Really?! Then you are too powerful! When my monkey brother made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, even a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers couldn't stop him! Hehe!"

This is definitely a heartfelt compliment, Zhao Wunian doesn't have so many bad intentions.

In his eyes, one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers is already a very powerful existence.

One hundred thousand!
What kind of concept is this damn.

The blue-haired lion was quite comfortable after listening to the first half of the sentence, but after listening to the second half, he always felt something was wrong.

"Can you stop talking about that monkey?"

Although he is fighting against Buddha now, he was really cunning when he treated me that way.

I can't swallow this breath.

Think about it too.

At that time, he didn't even have a fairy position, but he was so powerful that he messed up our Shituoling.

In the beginning, he pretended to be Xiao Zhuanfeng and teased everyone.

They simply treated the three big monsters as fools.

Among the three brothers, the second child has the best temper, the eldest child has the worst temper, and the third child is sinister.

No matter what other people do, anyway, the blue lion doesn't like to see Monkey King.

Zhao Wunian nodded.

"Well, if you don't let me mention it, I won't mention it. By the way, it's also a lion. Can you beat Yuan Yuan?"

(End of this chapter)