Meng Fei got used to it

Chapter 717 The Legendary Slag Bird
With a flick of the white umbrella, the third master said roughly, "Why is Allah so manic? Allah is not manic to cut? You are the manic one, you know how to cut..."

"Say human, thank you."

"Sorry I'm a bird."

"Then keep calm."

The third master flew out of the umbrella with a scream, and continued to fly around manically, "Be quiet, you are a hammer, I don't want to, I'm so excited when I see Xian'er, do you know what love is? Are you sure?" I don’t know, the melon rind poked by Happi..."

Sichuan dialect Yue Qingmo said that she could still understand it, "Of course I know it's love, but it's wrong for you to love a man?"

The third master immediately despised her, "You don't know that, as long as it is my fairy, I can accept it. After all, I am a bird of knowledge and talent, and I have a certain amount of research on male and female pornographic books... ..."

What the third master said made sense, but Yue Qingmo was speechless, "..."

"However, Qu Wushang is too irritable, I'm still a bitch."

Yue Qingmo wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, "Third Master, you have finally figured it out. Apart from the fact that both of you are male, there is also a very serious issue involved, which is the wrong race."

"What kind of question is this? They are all ancient beasts."

"You are a bird."

"Okay." The third master turned into a pair of big tearful eyes, and the tears flowed like a river, "My fairy, just like this, I was beaten to death by the Tiandao League. I will never let these bastards go."

Of course, Yue Qingmo also hated Tiandaomeng, but felt that it was necessary to tell the truth, "It's hard to say who is responsible for Xian'er, so don't get too excited."

The third master continued to cry, and the fiery red tears twisted into a thin wavy line, "I really didn't expect that side back then, it turned out to be the last side. God Emperor and Immortal Emperor are waiting for me, I have already found them The holy body of the fairy spirit, inheriting the position of the holy emperor every minute, leading the human race and helping the son of the turtle to death..."

"Third Master, I think your IQ is very worrying." Yue Qingmo wiped her face again, black lines all over her head.

"Why?"

Yue Qingmo said in Sichuanese, "Because you have exposed the fact that you are sealed inside my body is not a coincidence."

The third master was stunned for two seconds, and the wavy lines stopped, "Is it so obvious?"

"Obviously, third master."

"Oh, then you just think I'm not smart enough."

"..."

She once again felt that the words of the third master were very reasonable, and she was speechless for a long time before she said sadly, "Then what do you want to do? How do you deal with Xianer's matter?"

The third master glanced at her with big eyes, and looked at her with caring and mentally retarded eyes, "Of course I will assist you to become the empress, and then I will pretend to be a tiger, bully others, bully men and women in the three realms, and find seventeen or eighteen lovers again."

"What about the fairy?"

"Oh, she's just my No.90 eighth lover, in fact we two broke up a long time ago."

It was clearly a big fiery red eye, but Yue Qingmo saw the word "scumbag" from him.No, it's a scumbag.

"Third Master, do you know that you will be beaten to death like this?"

"I know, so I've been beaten to death, even with one leg limped."

Third master, are you talking about dirty jokes?What is the experience of having a bird that can only tell dirty jokes? emmmmm.

Yue Qingmo was really sweating this time, and couldn't help wiping off the cold sweat, "Don't talk nonsense, tell me exactly how to deal with Xianer's matter."

The third master said blankly, "You are a land cultivation base."

(End of this chapter)