my sexy lady boss

Chapter 544
"Hehe!" The mountain god laughed, so happy that he seemed to think that only Lin Yifan understood it after all these years.

"You are so outspoken and expose my true colors, are you not afraid that I will kill you?" The mountain god asked curiously.

Lin Yifan's calmness was somewhat beyond its expectation; moreover, Lin Yifan came voluntarily, which surprised it even more.

"You are a mountain god, you didn't kill me." Lin Yifan said with a smile on his face without fear.

This behavior is so innocent, so sincere.

"Hehe! Indeed, I won't kill you. Come closer, I have something to tell you." The mountain god called Lin Yifan over, intending to attack Lin Yifan.

After waiting for such a long time, it finally found a cultivator, but it didn't want to see the duck fly away; so it spoke very softly, very approachable, without any hostility, and its purpose was to let Lin Yifan let go of his guard so that he could succeed.

Moreover, it is not sure whether Lin Yifan has modern recording technology or not, because it has seen the earth-shaking changes of this era in human memory. There is no flesh and blood to eat.

Therefore, it does not deny that it is not a mountain god.

"Mountain God, I can't get too close, I'm afraid others will say I blasphemed you." Lin Yifan said with a look of fear.

"Hey! Don't pay attention to those people. I'm a mountain god, and I have the common people in my heart. How can I care about such trivial matters." The mountain god explained and responded.

"Let me just say, the mountain god is a god, and he won't care about ordinary people like us." Lin Yifan seemed very proud.

Seeing him let go of his guard, the mountain god greeted again: "Okay! Come here quickly, I have something to tell you."

"Mountain God, if you have something to say, just say it, I can hear it here." Lin Yifan responded straightforwardly, not knowing why the Mountain God took such trouble.

"This is a secret, I can only whisper it." The mountain god explained.

"There's no one here, even if it's a secret, you can tell me aloud? Why do you have to get close?" Lin Yifan asked.

"No, this secret involves an underground treasure, and I can only tell you." The mountain god used financial schemes to lure Lin Yifan into taking the bait.

Money, for ordinary people, does have an irresistible allure; but for Lin Yifan, an alchemist who can trust wealth at his fingertips, it has no allure.Moreover, Lin Yifan knew through this fake treasure, so he was even less attractive.

However, in order to continue to be angry with this mountain god, Lin Yifan cooperated with it and continued acting.

"Treasure? Is there such a thing?"

"Well, in a mountain in Qingshi Town, there is a treasure buried underground by the ancients, and there is a lot of money in it." The mountain god replied.

"How did you know?" Lin Yifan pretended not to know, and asked curiously.

"Because I am a mountain god?" The mountain god replied.

"That's right!" Lin Yifan felt that he was a bit idiot for this question, but in order to pretend to be an idiot, he could only ask it like this.

Then he told his own situation, and smashed the "Mountain God"'s money trick with an innocent face: "But, I am worth tens of billions now, so it's useless to ask for these treasures?"

The mountain god was speechless. He did not expect to meet a rich man. Then he responded accordingly: "There are not only gold, silver and jewelry in the treasure, but also martial arts secrets, spirit stones, etc. I believe you will be interested."

"I'm not interested. I don't need anything now, but my lifespan." Lin Yifan responded.

"Made! How dare you, a little cultivator who breaks through the mortal realm, say that you don't need anything? I really want to slap you to death." The mountain god was so angry that he kept cursing in his heart.

Lin Yifan was too far away from the cave, even if it exerted all its strength, it couldn't suck Lin Yifan into the cave, so it had to wait for Lin Yifan to walk in a little bit.

So, it calmed down its anger, calmed down, and said with a childlike look: "If you don't tell me, I won't remember it, but as soon as you say it, I will remember it. Let me tell you secretly, there is a longevity medicine in the treasure, which can prolong life." lifespan."

"What else? I don't study much, so don't lie to me."

Lin Yifan looked surprised, he didn't expect that this "mountain god" even pulled out the longevity medicine in order to deceive him, and he was too drunk.

"Why lie to you? I'm a god, so I wouldn't lie to a mortal like you." The mountain god replied.

"Is there really longevity medicine in the treasure?" Lin Yifan asked curiously, pretending to be attracted.

"Really, please believe me." The mountain god said sincerely.

"Okay! Let me trust you for once." Lin Yifan pretended that he couldn't bear the temptation, and completely let go of his guard.

"Then come here quickly, I will tell you the location of the treasure right now." The mountain god called Lin Yifan to come over again, feeling really impatient.

Lin Yifan didn't talk nonsense, he directly raised his foot and stepped forward.

Looking at this scene, the mountain god was overjoyed, and then he couldn't help licking his mouth and swallowing a mouthful of saliva.

The prey will be available soon, as long as it eats this prey with cultivation power, its strength will increase a bit, and it will break through the seal at that time, just around the corner.

However, just when it was hard to restrain the excitement in his heart, Lin Yifan stopped, and then asked with a puzzled expression: "Mountain God, why didn't you tell others, but tell me the news?"

"Paralyzed! How can there be so many reasons?" The mountain god's anger rose instantly, and he really wanted to slap this cautious guy like Lin Yifan to death.

However, the duck was already half cooked, so you can't just let it fly away, so I held back my anger and patiently explained: "Because you are the one favored by the god of luck."

"God of luck? By the way, I'm here to tell you that I don't know any god of luck, and I don't have anything to tell you." Lin Yifan said sincerely.

"Yes, it's in your hand, it's just hidden, only the gods can see it. You just get closer and lift your palm up for me to see." The mountain god explained.

"Really? I don't study much, so don't lie to me." Lin Yifan couldn't help laughing.

This mountain god is just thinking that he is a fool, and even used this kind of three-year-old kid to lie to him. Could it be that his first greeting was not clear enough?

"Really! Come here quickly; if the god of luck hadn't asked me to take care of you, I wouldn't have told you about the treasure and the elixir of longevity." The mountain god continued to bewitch and lure Lin Yifan into being fooled.

"Hearing you say it so sincerely, I almost believed it, haha!" Lin Yifan laughed loudly, exposing the mountain god's tricks with one word.

The mountain god was furious, he didn't expect that what Lin Yifan did just now was a joke, and his purpose was to make fun of this fool who thought he was extremely smart.

(End of this chapter)