Madam not allowed to remarry
Chapter 649 Hemorrhoids
Chapter 649 Hemorrhoids
Fu Mengxi's eyes narrowed, and Meng Baiyun's face became hot.
"I, I have something to hide."
Fu Mengxi leaned over: "Does my sister have hemorrhoids?"
Meng Baiyun froze.
Fu Mengxi thought she guessed it right: "I've been on the road these days, and the weather in the northwest is dry. We also eat dry food and dried meat. Things like hemorrhoids will flare up when they get angry. Is my sister feeling very uncomfortable? Otherwise, you will lie down." Let's go."
"Don't, leave me alone."
It's so embarrassing, really embarrassing, to be thought of as having hemorrhoids.
Woohoo, Long Aohan, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you.
This day was a long torture for Meng Baiyun.
The pain of being unable to sit still was secondary. Fu Mengxi advised her not to be shy about the hemorrhoids along the way, she must cure them as soon as possible, which really made her want to jump out of the car and plunge into the cantaloupe field next to her to find the hardest cantaloupe Forget it.
In order to reduce the three urgencies, she didn't even dare to eat, it was so painful, it was really painful, and when she saw Long Aohan, the only thought in her mind was to kill him.
In the evening, a few hours later than expected, but still joined the big army.
Fu Jingqi and Fu Mengxi knew the purpose of Meng Baiyun's trip on the way. Neither of them had lived with the army. Fu Jingqi was full of longing for military life and full of worship for the war god Long Aohan, so he decided to accompany him all the way. Anyway, the purpose The land is the same, they all enter Loulan.
And Fu Mengxi is not in a hurry to go on a blind date. There is a huge difference between her life in the army and her life as a well-clothed young lady, and her life traveling with her brother.
To tell the truth, she is very excited, the discipline here is strict, and there are informal men everywhere, and the people here are not as boring as those blind dates she has seen, they are bold, free and easy, drink heavily, and eat meat.
Here, she seems to have entered a completely different world, eating cantaloupe around the fire with Peony and everyone, listening to everyone talking about their respective hometowns, and even feeling that the little life experience she claims to be in these become insignificant in front of people.
She likes it here, so she happily agrees to stay.
Meng Baiyun didn't have the strength to listen to the big guys chatting and laughing, so she nestled into the tent as soon as she got off the carriage, lying on her stomach and couldn't move.
Near the Western Regions, it was dark and late, and seeing the sky outside the tent had not yet darkened, I felt that this long day was about to collapse.
Long Aohan didn't let anyone in, because he really didn't want people to see her embarrassed.
In the evening, he came in with the food himself, but she turned her head in and cursed at him through gritted teeth.
"Get out, get out, get out."
A trace of guilt flashed in his eyes. Yesterday, he was really a little unrestrained, especially later, where she...
He just wanted to punish him, but instead of thinking about it, he became addicted.
"I'm going out, don't be angry, remember to eat."
As soon as he left, Meng Baiyun turned his head back and looked at the food on the table. He was so hungry that he could only swallow his saliva. She wanted to eat less. move.
So, live on.
When Long Aohan came in again, the food didn't move at all, the person on the bed was sweating profusely, and his breathing was short of breath, he didn't know if he passed out or fell asleep.
The situation was not good, he strode forward and patted her cheek lightly: "Baiyun, Baiyun."
The man opened his eyes in a daze, and said angrily, "Get lost."
"You are sick, why is your forehead so hot?"
"I said, I said, get out."
"Don't get angry with me, I'll call the military doctor."
"do not go."
She grabbed him, and when the military doctor came to see her, he would definitely have the same thought as Fu Mengxi, that is, she had hemorrhoids.
"You're hot."
"Bag, my bag."
He hurriedly got up, brought the package over, Meng Baiyun opened it, took a bottle, and filled a pill.
It's for reducing fever. She came out this time and brought a lot of medicine. Naturally, she also prepared anti-fever medicine, but she didn't expect to use it in such an embarrassing situation.
After eating, she seemed to have exhausted her strength, and fell into the quilt again. Before she fell asleep, she tried her best to warn viciously: "Don't touch me, don't call me a military doctor."
Lengthy drowsiness, had many dreams.
Dreaming of the dazzling operating lights, she was lying on the operating table, surrounded by her university classmates and professors, the professor was holding a scalpel in his hand, his hair was as white as Frankenstein, and the students around him were holding notebooks. Seriously recording what the professor said.
"Look, everyone, Meng Baiyun's hemorrhoid is very large, bleeding so much that it has reached the point of anemia. Hemorrhoids are a common anorectal disease, and the incidence of hemorrhoids is very high in life, so understand the symptoms of hemorrhoids , it is very necessary to find out the condition in time and go to the hospital for treatment. Let's look back at classmate Meng Baiyun's hemorrhoids..."
"No, don't look at it, what about the pants, professor, professor, don't use me as a study case, oh, professor, professor, professor, I was told, professor, how do you want me to behave in the future, how to get along with my classmates. "
"Baiyun, Baiyun..."
The wildly waving hands fell into a pair of cold palms.
As if she had grasped a life-saving straw, she firmly grasped that hand, sobbing.
"Don't cry, it's my fault, I'm an asshole, I swear, I will never bully you like that again, don't cry, okay?"
After comforting for a long time, he found that the person in his arms was just having a nightmare, he sighed lightly.
She refused to call a military doctor, and after taking antipyretics, she suffered from fever several times throughout the night.
He has been guarding her here all night with his clothes on and off, and he has also reflected on it all night. She wakes up and feels better. It’s okay to beat him, scold him and stab him twice. As long as you don’t cry, even in your sleep, every drop of her tears It made him feel bad and blamed himself beyond measure.
The other hand gently stroked her sweaty long hair, the fever subsided again, don't burn again.
As she wished, Meng Baiyun slept peacefully afterwards and did not have a fever.
When I woke up at noon, there was no one next to the bed, there was a bowl of porridge, I touched it, it was still hot, as if I knew she was going to wake up.
I moved, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Long Aohan who killed a thousand swords, the professor who killed a thousand swords.
Uh, why are you scolding the professor, she is really in a daze, she had a strange dream, how could the professor of psychology perform hemorrhoid surgery.
Turning over, the pain was so bad that she couldn't do it, her bag was on the side, and she searched for it, she still had the snowflake jade cream.
Before he got sunburned, she threw it to him. Now that I think about it, it's best to give him a fart and die in the sun.
It is really difficult to apply the medicine by yourself.
But if someone else rubs it, can she?
With difficulty, she pulled up her skirt, took off her trousers halfway, and applied a little ointment. Just as a black shadow came in, she was so scared that the snowflake jade dew ointment in her hand fell on the ground, and she rolled out gruntingly, and rolled to the second floor for a pair of ointments. On the side of the boots embroidered with black gold thread.
(End of this chapter)
Fu Mengxi's eyes narrowed, and Meng Baiyun's face became hot.
"I, I have something to hide."
Fu Mengxi leaned over: "Does my sister have hemorrhoids?"
Meng Baiyun froze.
Fu Mengxi thought she guessed it right: "I've been on the road these days, and the weather in the northwest is dry. We also eat dry food and dried meat. Things like hemorrhoids will flare up when they get angry. Is my sister feeling very uncomfortable? Otherwise, you will lie down." Let's go."
"Don't, leave me alone."
It's so embarrassing, really embarrassing, to be thought of as having hemorrhoids.
Woohoo, Long Aohan, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you.
This day was a long torture for Meng Baiyun.
The pain of being unable to sit still was secondary. Fu Mengxi advised her not to be shy about the hemorrhoids along the way, she must cure them as soon as possible, which really made her want to jump out of the car and plunge into the cantaloupe field next to her to find the hardest cantaloupe Forget it.
In order to reduce the three urgencies, she didn't even dare to eat, it was so painful, it was really painful, and when she saw Long Aohan, the only thought in her mind was to kill him.
In the evening, a few hours later than expected, but still joined the big army.
Fu Jingqi and Fu Mengxi knew the purpose of Meng Baiyun's trip on the way. Neither of them had lived with the army. Fu Jingqi was full of longing for military life and full of worship for the war god Long Aohan, so he decided to accompany him all the way. Anyway, the purpose The land is the same, they all enter Loulan.
And Fu Mengxi is not in a hurry to go on a blind date. There is a huge difference between her life in the army and her life as a well-clothed young lady, and her life traveling with her brother.
To tell the truth, she is very excited, the discipline here is strict, and there are informal men everywhere, and the people here are not as boring as those blind dates she has seen, they are bold, free and easy, drink heavily, and eat meat.
Here, she seems to have entered a completely different world, eating cantaloupe around the fire with Peony and everyone, listening to everyone talking about their respective hometowns, and even feeling that the little life experience she claims to be in these become insignificant in front of people.
She likes it here, so she happily agrees to stay.
Meng Baiyun didn't have the strength to listen to the big guys chatting and laughing, so she nestled into the tent as soon as she got off the carriage, lying on her stomach and couldn't move.
Near the Western Regions, it was dark and late, and seeing the sky outside the tent had not yet darkened, I felt that this long day was about to collapse.
Long Aohan didn't let anyone in, because he really didn't want people to see her embarrassed.
In the evening, he came in with the food himself, but she turned her head in and cursed at him through gritted teeth.
"Get out, get out, get out."
A trace of guilt flashed in his eyes. Yesterday, he was really a little unrestrained, especially later, where she...
He just wanted to punish him, but instead of thinking about it, he became addicted.
"I'm going out, don't be angry, remember to eat."
As soon as he left, Meng Baiyun turned his head back and looked at the food on the table. He was so hungry that he could only swallow his saliva. She wanted to eat less. move.
So, live on.
When Long Aohan came in again, the food didn't move at all, the person on the bed was sweating profusely, and his breathing was short of breath, he didn't know if he passed out or fell asleep.
The situation was not good, he strode forward and patted her cheek lightly: "Baiyun, Baiyun."
The man opened his eyes in a daze, and said angrily, "Get lost."
"You are sick, why is your forehead so hot?"
"I said, I said, get out."
"Don't get angry with me, I'll call the military doctor."
"do not go."
She grabbed him, and when the military doctor came to see her, he would definitely have the same thought as Fu Mengxi, that is, she had hemorrhoids.
"You're hot."
"Bag, my bag."
He hurriedly got up, brought the package over, Meng Baiyun opened it, took a bottle, and filled a pill.
It's for reducing fever. She came out this time and brought a lot of medicine. Naturally, she also prepared anti-fever medicine, but she didn't expect to use it in such an embarrassing situation.
After eating, she seemed to have exhausted her strength, and fell into the quilt again. Before she fell asleep, she tried her best to warn viciously: "Don't touch me, don't call me a military doctor."
Lengthy drowsiness, had many dreams.
Dreaming of the dazzling operating lights, she was lying on the operating table, surrounded by her university classmates and professors, the professor was holding a scalpel in his hand, his hair was as white as Frankenstein, and the students around him were holding notebooks. Seriously recording what the professor said.
"Look, everyone, Meng Baiyun's hemorrhoid is very large, bleeding so much that it has reached the point of anemia. Hemorrhoids are a common anorectal disease, and the incidence of hemorrhoids is very high in life, so understand the symptoms of hemorrhoids , it is very necessary to find out the condition in time and go to the hospital for treatment. Let's look back at classmate Meng Baiyun's hemorrhoids..."
"No, don't look at it, what about the pants, professor, professor, don't use me as a study case, oh, professor, professor, professor, I was told, professor, how do you want me to behave in the future, how to get along with my classmates. "
"Baiyun, Baiyun..."
The wildly waving hands fell into a pair of cold palms.
As if she had grasped a life-saving straw, she firmly grasped that hand, sobbing.
"Don't cry, it's my fault, I'm an asshole, I swear, I will never bully you like that again, don't cry, okay?"
After comforting for a long time, he found that the person in his arms was just having a nightmare, he sighed lightly.
She refused to call a military doctor, and after taking antipyretics, she suffered from fever several times throughout the night.
He has been guarding her here all night with his clothes on and off, and he has also reflected on it all night. She wakes up and feels better. It’s okay to beat him, scold him and stab him twice. As long as you don’t cry, even in your sleep, every drop of her tears It made him feel bad and blamed himself beyond measure.
The other hand gently stroked her sweaty long hair, the fever subsided again, don't burn again.
As she wished, Meng Baiyun slept peacefully afterwards and did not have a fever.
When I woke up at noon, there was no one next to the bed, there was a bowl of porridge, I touched it, it was still hot, as if I knew she was going to wake up.
I moved, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Long Aohan who killed a thousand swords, the professor who killed a thousand swords.
Uh, why are you scolding the professor, she is really in a daze, she had a strange dream, how could the professor of psychology perform hemorrhoid surgery.
Turning over, the pain was so bad that she couldn't do it, her bag was on the side, and she searched for it, she still had the snowflake jade cream.
Before he got sunburned, she threw it to him. Now that I think about it, it's best to give him a fart and die in the sun.
It is really difficult to apply the medicine by yourself.
But if someone else rubs it, can she?
With difficulty, she pulled up her skirt, took off her trousers halfway, and applied a little ointment. Just as a black shadow came in, she was so scared that the snowflake jade dew ointment in her hand fell on the ground, and she rolled out gruntingly, and rolled to the second floor for a pair of ointments. On the side of the boots embroidered with black gold thread.
(End of this chapter)
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