Acacia, don't be negative

Chapter 299
Ye Song laughed three times in a good mood, and said: "You're really incompetent, shouldn't my elder brother do this kind of thing, but you did it! You can tame a husband like this!"

"He's totally taming me!" Baili Mingshu said irritably, "Your elder brother, he is upright, strict and self-disciplined, and he won't make mistakes at all, okay?"

"Actually, you don't need to be kicked out to sleep in the ancestral hall or the guest room." Ye Song began to come up with ideas, "I suggest you prepare a washboard yourself. If you make a mistake, take it out and kneel in front of the elder brother. He will soon soft-hearted."

"Will it be?" Baili Mingshu asked.

"Yes, because it hurts to kneel on the washboard."

"How can it be very painful, I even kneeled on the steel plate when I was practicing martial arts."

"...You are a woman after all, don't you know how painful it is to pretend?"

Baili Mingshu felt that it made sense, and asked Ye Qing to help her build a very scary-looking washboard that day.In the evening, happily carrying the washboard into the room and putting it in front of Ye Xiu, Ye Xiu raised his eyebrows and asked, "What are you doing?"

Baili Mingshu said: "As the saying goes, family ugliness should not be publicized. In the future, you should not drive me out to sleep casually, so I will lose face. Big deal, I will kneel in the room, but if you make a mistake , you have to kneel to me too."

Ye Xiu got up to read the book, and said a two-word summary: "Boring."

"I think you are boring." Baili Mingshu rolled her eyes and said with a smile, "I heard that Ah Song gave you a horsewhip last night. What's the matter, have you eaten?"

One sentence successfully attracted Ye Xiu's attention, he turned around, Shen Xing narrowed his eyes, stared straight at Baili Mingshu, and said: "You can learn something else, don't learn Song's death."

As he said that, he came over and picked up Baili Mingshu and walked to the bed.Baili Mingshu was not an easy-going lamp, her legs wrapped around Ye Xiu's waist like water snakes, and she held his head and gave him a warm and extraordinary kiss.She smiled and said, "I heard that the washboard is a must-have for boudoir fun. It's much more interesting than going to sleep outside."

Ye Xiu said, "I don't have perverted hobbies like yours."

"Then why are you taking off my clothes on me now?" Baili Mingshu said as she quickly took off Ye Xiu's clothes.

Ye Xiu breathed heavily, and said, "What's wrong with sleeping with my woman? Huh?" He easily teased Baili Mingshu to the point of falling in love. Ye Xiu was so crushed that there was no room for him to turn himself around. Ye Xiu was a very restrained but domineering person in private. After a few fights, Ye Xiu dived in, and Baili Mingshu bowed to greet him. , Ye Xiu whispered hot air in her ear, "If you dare to commit another crime next time, you will be dealt with by military law."

I heard that a local tyrant came to the capital, and the local tyrant opened a dim sum shop. In order to attract business, a eating competition was held on the opening day. All dim sum eaten during the competition were free, and the winner would have three times in the next month. Free snacks to eat.

In fact, Ye Song was not very interested, mainly because Miss Ying was very interested, she didn't know what the hell she was doing, she refused to let Ye Qing go with her, she had to go with Ye Song.Ye Song couldn't help it, so he had to go and see it with her.

There was a big table in front of the pastry shop, and there were a lot of people watching the excitement because there were free pastries to try, it was simply crowded.Miss Ying and Ye Song blended into the crowd, feeling pressure coming from all directions.

Miss Ying was petite, and Ye Song was afraid that she would be crushed by these thick and thick people, so he protected her like a female man.Fortunately it wasn't Ye Qing who came with him, otherwise the two weak girls would not have been squeezed into jerky.

Obviously, Miss Ying wasn't worried about this at all, she sprinkled something into the air with her hands, and then wiped Ye Song's nose with her fingers.Ye Song felt that he lost his sense of smell in an instant and couldn't smell anything. Then he saw the people around him making a fuss, as if he couldn't stand any smell. They all said it smelled so bad, and he had no appetite to eat snacks, so he had to go first. Time recedes to the periphery.

Ye Song twitched the corner of his mouth and asked, "What did you sprinkle?"

Miss Ying smiled coquettishly, and approached: "The essence of my newly refined fart bug, how is it, the effect is very good, right?"

Ye Song squinted at her: "Can you still have some snacks later?"

"You can eat it." Miss Ying touched her nose, "Because I can't smell it either." Turning her head, she looked in one direction and waved her arms, "Brother Su, here! Here!"

Ye Song followed the direction and looked over, his eyelids twitched.On the opposite side was Su Jing, dressed in purple, with embroidered dark patterns on the corners of the clothes, a few strands of hair falling on the front of the skirt, with a smile on her face, and she came straight.

Needless to say, he is naturally a landscape that cannot be ignored.

It had been a long time, and Ye Song hadn't looked at him carefully, nor had he come across him coming from the opposite side.The golden sunlight also quenched his hair into a faint golden color, and the bright light made him squint his eyes slightly, but he still couldn't hide the spring in his eyes.

Ye Song's eyes seemed to be locked on the figure in purple, watching him slowly approaching.Suddenly, I feel that the past time is like flowing water, but only that smile, no matter what storms and storms it has experienced, is still the same and will never fade.

Sometimes she can't tell the difference between Su Jing now and Su Jing in the past.But there is indeed a difference. The current Su Jing can't remember her, she is just trying to find the shadow of her past.

Ye Song also felt that the sunlight was a bit glaring, or that the people walking in front of him were a bit glaring, so he also squinted his eyes and asked the cheering girl Ying: "Since you called him, why did you call me? Why did you call me?" Want to call him again?"

Miss Ying innocently raised her face and said, "What does that matter? Brother Su and Sister Ye have always been together, they used to be inseparable." She frowned as she spoke, "But I Hearing Ye Qing say that brother Su was an asshole in the past, I must ask him carefully later, otherwise I will feel very upset."

Ye Song raised his brows, remembering the bastard things Su Jing did in the past, and said noncommittally: "I think you won't find anything famous even if you ask, he may not remember it."

Miss Ying was taken aback, looked at Su Jing, then at Ye Song, and secretly felt that these two people were really strange.Brother Su obviously tried his best to retrieve his memory, but he didn't tell Sister Ye after recovering his memory. She didn't understand what Brother Su was thinking.But what Ye Song said reminded her, so she didn't tell the truth, she said in a dull voice, "That's right, he will definitely deny it."

Soon, Su Jing walked up to Ye Song from the crowd. Out of the corner of her eye, she looked at Miss Ying and winked at her, then looked at Ye Song deeply with half-down eyes, the corners of her lips curved into the most perfect With an arc, said: "Second Miss, we meet again, what a coincidence."

Ye Song said: "What a coincidence, this is clearly planned by Yingzi long ago."

Su Jing smiled and said, "There's nothing wrong with that." He held two long-necked jars in his hand, and handed one to Ye Song, "It's still hot, you can try it. This other jar will last a while." Give it to Yingzi to digest."

Ye Song glanced at him, took a sip, and was stunned: "Sour plum soup?"

"You don't like it?" Su Jing said.

Ye Song took another sip and nodded, "I don't really like it."

Soon, the eating competition started vigorously under the announcement of the dim sum shop owner on the stage.Miss Ying climbed onto the stage first and took a corner seat. Seeing all kinds of snacks being brought up one after another, she was so greedy that she drool.

All the contestants on stage were men, only Yingying was a girl.Generally, other women pay attention to their image, eat without showing their teeth, and just sip small mouthfuls with their lips. How dare they go on stage to compete.So Miss Ying suddenly became the focus, the object of everyone's discussion.

Someone beside Ye Song said: "Look at that little girl, she was born delicate and delicate, with a small mouth like a cherry, and everyone else has a big mouth, how could she be better than her, she must just want to go on stage to eat Just eat snacks. This is a competition, there are winners and losers, just now you have not heard that there are rewards for winning, but there are also punishments for losing, and the last one will be fined two taels of silver."

"That's right." The person next to him agreed.

The man sneered disdainfully again: "With such a serious face, I'm afraid that the snacks he eats are not worth two taels of silver."

Ye Song was very calm and never worried that Miss Ying would be fined two taels of silver.

As a result, a gong sounded and the game began.The others are eating Hesse nonsense, the speed is astonishingly fast, looking at their ferocious eyes, they wish they could eat all the dessert plates in front of them.Soon it was a plate, and the empty plates were piled aside, and the pile was getting higher and higher.

Miss Ying really became the object of ridicule.I saw that she was eating in a leisurely manner, as if she was tasting snacks, she didn't look like a competition.She ate every snack with great enthusiasm, and only took a sip of tea slowly when she was choking.

Su Jing looked at how Miss Ying was eating, and couldn't help laughing: "She is in your general's mansion, can't she get snacks? It seems that she is going to fight for a long time."

Ye Song said: "The General's Mansion can't afford to support her, it's just that she likes to eat such free food."

After the other big men ate many dishes of snacks, they would easily get tired of eating like that, and after drinking tea, they would pour it into their stomachs, and their combat effectiveness gradually weakened.

There is no time limit for this game anyway, eat until you can't eat anymore.

There were several men who almost burst their stomachs because they ate too much, and were kindly carried to the hospital by the owner of the pastry shop.At this time, Miss Ying's advantages gradually emerged.

The pile of dishes on her table gradually caught up with the others, and only then did the opponent, who had previously held a contemptuous attitude, feel that he had greatly underestimated the enemy.

(End of this chapter)