The perfect rearing of the cute movie king
Chapter 49 Breeding 050: A good friend is here!
Chapter 49 Breeding 050: A good friend is here!
"This girl is pretty awesome, I like it." Fan Siyan took back her phone and continued to swipe, muttering while she swipe, "Why don't you post a selfie..."
Seeing Fan Siyan brushing happily, Fu Jingsheng didn't bother her, and sat quietly on the other side with his eyes closed, thinking to himself: I don't know if the little thing is asleep.
"...Ah, this girl is studying in University B!" Fan Siyan's exclamation interrupted Fu Jingsheng's meditation.
"Old Fu, look, this girl is still a high-achieving student." Looking at the gate of University B, Fan Siyan's black and white eyes clearly flashed a hint of envy.
Fu Jingsheng lowered his head to look, this Weibo was sent a year ago, the photo is of the gate of B, and the text attached is: Awwow, University, my aunt is here!
Inexplicably, Fu Jingsheng wanted to laugh.
At the same time, Jiang Xiaoyu, who was far away in the hotel, was trying to scroll through the comments, and then suddenly there was news from the group of gay friends who hadn't had any news for a long time.
——[Bai Keke: Jiang Xiaoyu, hurry up! 】
——【Zhu Taotao: What's the matter? Cocoa? 】
——【Zhu Taotao: I guess Xiao Yuer must be checking Weibo now! 】
——【Jiang Xiaoyu: @白可可, what do you want from me? 】
——[Bai Keke: I was driving shopping today, and a woman rubbed against my car, but my car was fine, but she damaged her own car, and this woman even yelled for me to pay her money , and wanted to do something to me, my old lady knocked her down in minutes, but I was also sent to the police station for education because of this, woo woo, I am so wronged to be paralyzed! 】
——【Zhu Taotao: Oh shit, what kind of woman is this, she must be sick! 】
——【Zhu Taotao: MD, what does she look like?Did you take any photos?I will flesh her out! 】
——【Zhu Taotao: This woman is really shameless, has she been sent to the police station?I'm curious how you beat her up? 】
——[Jiang Xiaoyu: Curiosity +10086]
——[Bai Keke: ...]
——[Bai Keke: ...Can you be more reliable? 】
——[Xiao Yu'er: We are very reliable, tell me quickly, I'm curious. 】
——[Bai Keke: I probably beat her up so hard that even her mother couldn't recognize her.The point is not this, the point is that I was bullied by a bitch, okay! 】
——[Jiang Xiaoyu: Are you sure you are the one being bullied? 】
——[Zhu Taotao: From a legal point of view, although the other party was at fault first, but if you hit someone, what is right becomes wrong.Unless the opponent has made a move against you, it is a legitimate self-defense if you fight back. 】
——[Bai Keke: She was the one who moved first! 】
——[Bai Keke: I was bullied, okay?Because of her I went to the police station!Damn! 】
——【Zhu Taotao: Then where are you now?Are you home yet? 】
——【Bai Keke: I'm back home, I'm inexplicably upset, I want to fuck that girl! 】
Jiang Xiaoyu in front of the screen felt a bit square.
——[Bai Keke: Anyway, I’m super depressed now, @小鱼儿, I remember you told us that you used to rape a woman from a foreign department, and let that woman fart for three days, messing up her dormitory Most people stay in other dormitories every day.I want you to help me fix this woman, let her fart for three days, no, 30 days!I see if she still has the face to face people!This woman's name is Zhang Yixin, and I pulled a lot of her hair, it must be useful, right? 】
——[Jiang Xiaoyu: ...]
The thing that her good friend Bai Keke said happened to her happened a year ago not long after she entered university. At that time, she just came out of the small town where she lived. She was like a bumpkin who had never seen the world. Often make jokes.
However, Jiang Xiaoyu is well-behaved and has a sweet mouth, so many people like her very much.Among them was a third-year senior who pursued Jiang Xiaoyu crazily. Jiang Xiaoyu, who had almost no contact with anyone, was frightened by the senior several times and ran away when he saw him, almost using abnormal methods against him.
At this time, a woman came out, and said to Jiang Xiaoyu that the senior was mine, and she didn't even look at your cowardly behavior, how could you be worthy of my senior, there are a lot of blah blah blah, Jiang Xiaoyu He thought she was farting, ignored her, and pushed her arrogant sleeves away.
However, this woman seems to be a bit of a backer, so she gathered a group of girls and blocked Jiang Xiaoyu in a corner of the campus, trying to play hooligans, but the hooligans failed, and Jiang Xiaoyu taught her a lesson.Afterwards, Jiang Xiaoyu, who couldn't get angry, made that girl fart non-stop for three days, and no one dared to approach her within one meter of her smoke.
This was something that Jiang Xiaoyu accidentally said when they went to KTV to sing a song.
At that time, she just let Yinghe send the tampered talisman into the water cup that the girl drank, and it was done in minutes.
But now, let alone asking her to fold a shadow crane, it is useless to ask her to draw a talisman!
——【Jiang Xiaoyu: Classmate Bai Keke, as the saying goes, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately. Why do women make things difficult for women. 】
——[Bai Keke: ...]
——[Zhu Taotao: ...]
——[Bai Keke: Jiang Xiaoyu, do you know what I want to do now? 】
——[Zhu Taotao: You want to beat Jiang Xiaoyu, the appraisal is complete. 】
——[Jiang Xiaoyu: Damn it! 】
——【Zhu Taotao: I feel something is wrong. Logically speaking, Jiang Xiaoyu shouldn't have yelled excitedly: Leave this bitch to me? 】
——[Bai Keke: Jiang Xiaoyu, do you want to shi? 】
——[Jiang Xiaoyu: ...Zhu Taotao, can I have some love for my classmates? 】
——[Jiang Xiaoyu: Comrade Bai Keke, the egg is the same. 】
——[Bai Keke: Damn it, I don't care, if you don't help me fix this girl, I'll come to you right away! 】
——【Zhu Taotao: I'll be with you! 】
After reading it, Jiang Xiaoyu was in a bad mood.The lunatics Bai Keke and Zhu Taotao lived in the imperial capital, and it would be troublesome if they really wanted to find them.
So she started typing:
——【Jiang Xiaoyu: @白可可, how can I fix her for you?I am not a god! 】
After thinking about it, he was afraid that the two of them would really kill him, so he had no choice but to give a solution.
——[Jiang Xiaoyu: How about this, I'll teach you a method, I don't know if it will work, you try it yourself.Didn't you grab a handful of that woman's hair? Make yourself a little man and sew her hair back on.Prepare a basin of water, put a drop of your blood in the water, and then soak the whole little person in the basin for a day. 】
——【Zhu Taotao: Oh my god, it looks so weird, Xiao Yuer, is this just the villain on TV? 】
These words made Jiang Xiaoyu angry.
——【Jiang Xiaoyu: Shit, no!The real way to hit a villain is to have a date of birth, that's a shameful way, this is just a little prank, don't insult my character! 】
——[Bai Keke: That's good, I just want to fix her, not kill her. 】
——[Jiang Xiaoyu: ...I really want to strangle you two to death! 】
Damn, if you can't trust her character so much, why are you looking for her if you can't trust her!
This baby is so mad!
——[Bai Keke: What will happen to that woman after doing this? 】
——[Jiang Xiaoyu: Diarrhea! 】
Bai Keke & Zhu Taotao: ...
Hey, everyone will have a good friend
Our little fish is no exception
Oh, drink, drink~
(End of this chapter)
"This girl is pretty awesome, I like it." Fan Siyan took back her phone and continued to swipe, muttering while she swipe, "Why don't you post a selfie..."
Seeing Fan Siyan brushing happily, Fu Jingsheng didn't bother her, and sat quietly on the other side with his eyes closed, thinking to himself: I don't know if the little thing is asleep.
"...Ah, this girl is studying in University B!" Fan Siyan's exclamation interrupted Fu Jingsheng's meditation.
"Old Fu, look, this girl is still a high-achieving student." Looking at the gate of University B, Fan Siyan's black and white eyes clearly flashed a hint of envy.
Fu Jingsheng lowered his head to look, this Weibo was sent a year ago, the photo is of the gate of B, and the text attached is: Awwow, University, my aunt is here!
Inexplicably, Fu Jingsheng wanted to laugh.
At the same time, Jiang Xiaoyu, who was far away in the hotel, was trying to scroll through the comments, and then suddenly there was news from the group of gay friends who hadn't had any news for a long time.
——[Bai Keke: Jiang Xiaoyu, hurry up! 】
——【Zhu Taotao: What's the matter? Cocoa? 】
——【Zhu Taotao: I guess Xiao Yuer must be checking Weibo now! 】
——【Jiang Xiaoyu: @白可可, what do you want from me? 】
——[Bai Keke: I was driving shopping today, and a woman rubbed against my car, but my car was fine, but she damaged her own car, and this woman even yelled for me to pay her money , and wanted to do something to me, my old lady knocked her down in minutes, but I was also sent to the police station for education because of this, woo woo, I am so wronged to be paralyzed! 】
——【Zhu Taotao: Oh shit, what kind of woman is this, she must be sick! 】
——【Zhu Taotao: MD, what does she look like?Did you take any photos?I will flesh her out! 】
——【Zhu Taotao: This woman is really shameless, has she been sent to the police station?I'm curious how you beat her up? 】
——[Jiang Xiaoyu: Curiosity +10086]
——[Bai Keke: ...]
——[Bai Keke: ...Can you be more reliable? 】
——[Xiao Yu'er: We are very reliable, tell me quickly, I'm curious. 】
——[Bai Keke: I probably beat her up so hard that even her mother couldn't recognize her.The point is not this, the point is that I was bullied by a bitch, okay! 】
——[Jiang Xiaoyu: Are you sure you are the one being bullied? 】
——[Zhu Taotao: From a legal point of view, although the other party was at fault first, but if you hit someone, what is right becomes wrong.Unless the opponent has made a move against you, it is a legitimate self-defense if you fight back. 】
——[Bai Keke: She was the one who moved first! 】
——[Bai Keke: I was bullied, okay?Because of her I went to the police station!Damn! 】
——【Zhu Taotao: Then where are you now?Are you home yet? 】
——【Bai Keke: I'm back home, I'm inexplicably upset, I want to fuck that girl! 】
Jiang Xiaoyu in front of the screen felt a bit square.
——[Bai Keke: Anyway, I’m super depressed now, @小鱼儿, I remember you told us that you used to rape a woman from a foreign department, and let that woman fart for three days, messing up her dormitory Most people stay in other dormitories every day.I want you to help me fix this woman, let her fart for three days, no, 30 days!I see if she still has the face to face people!This woman's name is Zhang Yixin, and I pulled a lot of her hair, it must be useful, right? 】
——[Jiang Xiaoyu: ...]
The thing that her good friend Bai Keke said happened to her happened a year ago not long after she entered university. At that time, she just came out of the small town where she lived. She was like a bumpkin who had never seen the world. Often make jokes.
However, Jiang Xiaoyu is well-behaved and has a sweet mouth, so many people like her very much.Among them was a third-year senior who pursued Jiang Xiaoyu crazily. Jiang Xiaoyu, who had almost no contact with anyone, was frightened by the senior several times and ran away when he saw him, almost using abnormal methods against him.
At this time, a woman came out, and said to Jiang Xiaoyu that the senior was mine, and she didn't even look at your cowardly behavior, how could you be worthy of my senior, there are a lot of blah blah blah, Jiang Xiaoyu He thought she was farting, ignored her, and pushed her arrogant sleeves away.
However, this woman seems to be a bit of a backer, so she gathered a group of girls and blocked Jiang Xiaoyu in a corner of the campus, trying to play hooligans, but the hooligans failed, and Jiang Xiaoyu taught her a lesson.Afterwards, Jiang Xiaoyu, who couldn't get angry, made that girl fart non-stop for three days, and no one dared to approach her within one meter of her smoke.
This was something that Jiang Xiaoyu accidentally said when they went to KTV to sing a song.
At that time, she just let Yinghe send the tampered talisman into the water cup that the girl drank, and it was done in minutes.
But now, let alone asking her to fold a shadow crane, it is useless to ask her to draw a talisman!
——【Jiang Xiaoyu: Classmate Bai Keke, as the saying goes, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately. Why do women make things difficult for women. 】
——[Bai Keke: ...]
——[Zhu Taotao: ...]
——[Bai Keke: Jiang Xiaoyu, do you know what I want to do now? 】
——[Zhu Taotao: You want to beat Jiang Xiaoyu, the appraisal is complete. 】
——[Jiang Xiaoyu: Damn it! 】
——【Zhu Taotao: I feel something is wrong. Logically speaking, Jiang Xiaoyu shouldn't have yelled excitedly: Leave this bitch to me? 】
——[Bai Keke: Jiang Xiaoyu, do you want to shi? 】
——[Jiang Xiaoyu: ...Zhu Taotao, can I have some love for my classmates? 】
——[Jiang Xiaoyu: Comrade Bai Keke, the egg is the same. 】
——[Bai Keke: Damn it, I don't care, if you don't help me fix this girl, I'll come to you right away! 】
——【Zhu Taotao: I'll be with you! 】
After reading it, Jiang Xiaoyu was in a bad mood.The lunatics Bai Keke and Zhu Taotao lived in the imperial capital, and it would be troublesome if they really wanted to find them.
So she started typing:
——【Jiang Xiaoyu: @白可可, how can I fix her for you?I am not a god! 】
After thinking about it, he was afraid that the two of them would really kill him, so he had no choice but to give a solution.
——[Jiang Xiaoyu: How about this, I'll teach you a method, I don't know if it will work, you try it yourself.Didn't you grab a handful of that woman's hair? Make yourself a little man and sew her hair back on.Prepare a basin of water, put a drop of your blood in the water, and then soak the whole little person in the basin for a day. 】
——【Zhu Taotao: Oh my god, it looks so weird, Xiao Yuer, is this just the villain on TV? 】
These words made Jiang Xiaoyu angry.
——【Jiang Xiaoyu: Shit, no!The real way to hit a villain is to have a date of birth, that's a shameful way, this is just a little prank, don't insult my character! 】
——[Bai Keke: That's good, I just want to fix her, not kill her. 】
——[Jiang Xiaoyu: ...I really want to strangle you two to death! 】
Damn, if you can't trust her character so much, why are you looking for her if you can't trust her!
This baby is so mad!
——[Bai Keke: What will happen to that woman after doing this? 】
——[Jiang Xiaoyu: Diarrhea! 】
Bai Keke & Zhu Taotao: ...
Hey, everyone will have a good friend
Our little fish is no exception
Oh, drink, drink~
(End of this chapter)
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