Hilarious pet concubine strategy

第1011章 冷笑话……

Suddenly, there was no one around the two of them...

Xiao Rui was very satisfied with the speed of clearing the scene, and raised his lips with a smile, "Such a large space is just enough to put my fallen morale."

The little girl in black encouraged him calmly, "Don't be so pessimistic, you won't lose so much, because you have long since lost your morals."

Xiao Rui was stunned for a moment, a slight red appeared very realistically on the alluring face that looked both evil and good...

With this reddish face on his face, he said very reservedly and kindly, "But my virginity is about to lose."

The little girl in black: "..."

She looked at Xiao Rui thoughtfully for a while, then she suddenly changed the subject, "Your mother is a modern person, did she tell you a bad joke?"

Xiao Rui smiled charmingly, "What joke?"

"One day, someone laughed at your face as big as a kite. You whimpered and ran home, and as you ran, you flew up."

As he said that, he stretched out his hand like lightning, took a bundle of rope that he didn't know where he got, neatly tied Xiao Rui into a ball, threw it into the sky, and ran away in style.

Adjust the length of the rope while running...

After a while, the little girl in black looked at Xiao Rui who was "flying" in the sky, and commented calmly, "With such a big face, it really can be used as a kite."

Xiao Rui: "..."

While "releasing" Xiao Rui, the little girl in black said calmly, "Uncle, Aunt, and Uncle Mantou can go there, there may be another reason - they are already married."

Xiao Rui is in the air...flying in the wind.

Hearing this, she couldn't help raising her eyebrows, and was about to swoop down and fly down.

But the little girl in black is a kite-flying young expert... Coupled with her high internal strength, she quickly set him up again...

The little girl in black stood on the ground, looking up at Xiao Rui in the sky, but her aura was not weak at all, and she asked very calmly, "So the problem now is——"

Her sudden interruption of the ending made the atmosphere instantly weird.

Xiao Rui's "fight" with the girl he likes will definitely not use up to ten percent of his internal strength.

But just now he gave way to the little girl in black, but now he doesn't keep his strength.

His right hand broke free from the layers of binding, grabbed one end of the rope, and with a little force on his wrist, the little girl in black was brought straight up by that force and fell into Xiao Rui's arms.

There was still a calm look on her face.

Just after talking about such an imaginative topic, the two of them were so close, but the little girl in black could still keep her face unchanged. She took a few serious glances at Xiao Rui and then patted him with satisfaction. pat...

That posture, that aura, is clearly patting a cotton cushion... I want to pat it softer.

Sure enough, she felt that enough shots were taken, so the little girl in black unceremoniously tapped Xiaorui's acupuncture points, held Xiaorui behind her back, and sat comfortably on the canopy of the tree.

Xiao Rui, who was used as a cushion and is now being "placed" on the treetop: "..."

After being cheated twice in a row, Xiao Rui smiled happily, "Qing Qing, guess what I'm thinking right now?"

"You like me more and more?" The little girl in black said without changing her face and heartbeat.

But as an evildoer born in Prince Jing's Mansion, Xiao Rui doesn't care about confession at this level...

Besides, it was really not what he had in mind.

He pursed his lips, smiled and denied——

(End of this chapter)