Hilarious pet concubine strategy

Chapter 96 I Can Only Pay You For Myself ([-])
How can there be such a monster in this world!
However, if you don't calm down in the "confrontation" with this monstrously powerful monster, you will definitely lose.

So Jiang Yuyu brought out the magic weapon and forced himself to calm down.

Her magic weapon is very simple...Forcing herself to think of her cousin, his old man...

In front of his old man, all monsters and ghosts are just floating clouds, Jiang Yuyu even calmly began to think, it is said that everyone who crosses has a great mission.

Then her mission, maybe it is to take He Lianye, an evildoer, to act for the heavens and save the common people in the world.

In other words, she has such a legendary and miraculous cousin. When he was one year old, he cried for two whole days because of his words "Yuyu"...Of course, as soon as she was given milk, she stopped crying immediately , drink enough and continue to cry...

When she was two years old, her cousin called her, and she could stop crying for half a day, and two hours when she was three years old, and shiver bravely and tenaciously after she was four years old, without shedding a single tear...

The existence of the cousin is actually very meaningful, just to train her courage?
The more Jiang Yuyu thought about it, the calmer he became, he withdrew his thoughts, and smiled sweetly at He Lianye, "In that case, come with me."

After finishing speaking, she got out of bed and put on her shoes, pulled Helian Ye's sleeves, led him all the way back to the edge of the cold pool, and pushed him into the water unceremoniously.

Everyone "compensated" to Jiang Yuyu, and now He Lianye was naturally very "obedient", didn't resist, just smiled and raised his eyebrows.

"Ice will help keep it fresh." Jiang Yuyu explained calmly.

"Fresh keeping?"

"Yes," Jiang Yuyu said longingly, "The meat must be kept fresh, otherwise it won't taste good."

As she said, her eyes became sincere, "I thought about it, you have no other value, you can only roast and eat."

After finishing speaking, he counted with his fingers again, "Otherwise, it will cost us food."

"..." He Su, who came to eavesdrop and watch and watch, smoked silently, and turned around to go back for his own health.

But He Lianye, who was soaking in the cold pool, was very calm.

Out of the mentality of being "obedient" for the "master", the evil face is full of sincere suggestions, "Now that the weather is getting warmer, I can't save anything. If you kill me and can't finish it, the rest will be wasted." gone."

"..." Jiang Yuyu felt a burst of lightning and thunder.

Unscrupulous but this evildoer!

Someone stretched his arms calmly, came out of the cold pool, and sat next to Jiang Yuyu, "I heard that... people who are bought by someone have a function called bed warming," he said in a very calm and helpless voice, "Although I don't know how to do it, I can still learn it slowly."

"...I don't need you to warm the bed!"

"But I can't just do nothing and just be raised by you for nothing." He Lianye still had that helpless voice, "You said it yourself, raising food for nothing is a waste of food."

"..." After silently saying "calm" three times in his heart, Jiang Yuyu smiled sweetly and said, "I can sell you."

"Who would buy me who can't even warm a bed?"

"..." The smile froze on his face for a few seconds, and when he smiled again, he was a little murderous, "Your face can still be seen, if you buy it back, you can hang it on the wall as a handicraft."

A certain person gave her a "helpless" look, then calmly tore off a layer of mask, and said in a "sad" voice, "I can't even see my face."

"..." Jiang Yuyu looked at the two big green characters of "abnormal" that were shining brightly on his face, and finally understood what it felt like to fall into the hole he dug.

(End of this chapter)