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Chapter 55 The Adventures of Candy House (2)
A plainly dressed woman next to the doctor clapped her hands: "It's amazing. Me and me."

"Kindergarten teacher." Yan Su glanced at her, "about 30 years old, with a gentle and sincere smile, elegant and childish attire, soft tone of voice, very childish, and clapping movements that have the distinctive characteristics of a kindergarten teacher. Being with children , you look younger than your peers."

The kindergarten teacher's eyes flashed with joy, and she was very grateful for this kind of sincere and serious praise.

Zhen Ai watched happily, and felt that Yan Su was amazing.Have fun with him and never be bored.

The other woman left on the table was very tall, with no make-up, full breasts, flamboyant but not revealing clothes, the exact opposite of the actor.

She smiled: "I don't need to say, it's just a model at first glance...you can see the rest?"

"Lawyer, racing driver, boxer." Yan Su glanced at the remaining three men.

Everyone at the table admired secretly, and the lawyer asked, "May I ask about your occupation?"

After hearing this, Zhen Ai thought to herself, logician, decryption expert, behavior analysis, psychology...he would definitely choose...

"Logician." Yan Su replied bluntly.

Zhen Ai smiled, she knew this was his favorite subject.

"Logic?" The muscular boxer chuckled, "What's the use of logic? Can it be sold for money?"

Hearing this, everyone at the same table pretended to despise his rudeness.

Yan Su didn't mind, so he glanced at him, saw a small scar on the back of his hand, and asked, "Do you have a puppy at home?"

Boxer was stunned, and replied: "I raised it."

Yan Su continued: "Looking at your interests, it must not be raised by you."

"It's my wife."

"Raising a puppy requires more independent time. Either your wife is a housewife, or your family hires a nanny."

"Yes, my wife is a housewife, and we also have a nanny."

"Keeping a dog also requires a relatively large space, and your home is likely to have an independent courtyard."

"Yes, our family has a villa in the suburbs."

"So, your family's economy is good, and you are relatively successful in boxing."

"Correct."

"Your wife doesn't have a job and is completely dependent on you. You have a good career, and usually in this case, the relationship between husband and wife is also good."

"Very close."

"So, you can probably have sex 4-5 times a week."

"Yes." Boxer was completely ashamed.

Yan Su handed the cut steak to Zhen Ai, took her plate over, and said casually: "From the fact that you have a puppy, it can be deduced that you have sex 4-5 times a week. This is logic."

Boxer and the whole table stared wide-eyed.

"It's amazing." Boxer was stunned for a long time before sighing again and again, convinced.

At this time, the waiter came to change the dishes. Boxer immediately asked the waiter with great interest after learning new knowledge: "Do you have a puppy at home?"

Although the waiter was surprised, he replied politely: "No, sir."

Boxer sighed regretfully: "Hey, your sex life is not harmonious."

Someone at the dinner table giggled, and Zhen Ai also felt that Boxer was really stupid.

Yan Su corrected his mistake seriously: "Mr. Boxer, logically speaking, this kind of reverse cannot lead to a true proposition."

A string of question marks over the boxer's head: "What?"

Yan Sumo fell silent, feeling a deep sense of powerlessness: "Never mind!"

He lowered his head, "I'm out of my mind to discuss my favorite subject with such a simple-minded person."

Zhen Ai was biting the steak he cut for her, when she heard that he was unhappy, she put down the knife and fork, held his hand, and praised in a low voice excitedly: "But I understand, I think you are so smart."

Yan Su's face softened, but he said arrogantly: "I don't need you to tell me."

The actor on the opposite side watched faintly, feeling that this man has been on the table for so long, only when he handed water to Zhen Ai's plate would he show a little softness, but now the faint smile and expression on his face are so charming as hell .

She chuckled, her voice was very charming: "Mr. Logician, your logic is really perfect."

Yan Suyuan was joking with Zhen Ai, after hearing this, he raised his head and looked at her seriously:
"No, logic is not perfect. On the contrary, 'Gödel's argument' shows that there is always a proposition in the discipline of logic that is 'true' but 'unprovable', and the logical system is flawed." He is very serious, almost devout , "But this does not hinder, it is the most perfect subject in my heart."

However, everyone held their knives and forks and fell silent.Except for Zhen Ai, no one understood what he was talking about.

But it sounds like such a high-end content, and everyone is unwilling to show their ignorance, and each nods solemnly.

For the women at the same table, incomprehension does not prevent them from fully feeling the serious and pure charm of this man.

The actress blinked slowly and couldn't help but exclaim, "Oh my God, you're so cute." The sigh was almost explicit.

Zhen Ai sensed something was wrong and looked at her puzzled, but couldn't figure out what was wrong.

Yan Su closed his eyes very lightly. Although he was an EQ idiot, his IQ was high enough for him to analyze the ambiguous sexual hints from the actress's body language and tone of voice.

He looked back coldly: "I don't think so."

The actress shrugged unaffectedly: "Tomorrow we are all going to Silverland, I hope you all have a good trip!"

Yan Su and Zhen Ai were stunned at the same time, the one on the table was their companion from the island?

Summer is here, but on Welling Island at the northern end, the climate stays in spring.

After Yan Su and Zhen Ai cruised the ship, they went around the island.The island is clean and tidy. The houses have low walls and small windows with northern characteristics. They are piled up one by one in color, like candy boxes scattered high and low.

The day I arrived coincided with the summer solstice, and there was a market on the island.There is still some time before the agreed 06:30 p.m. to board the boat to Silverland, so Yan Su goes shopping with Zhen Ai.

Zhen Ai is interested in any novel and colorful things, but because of the personality she has cultivated since she was a child, she has no desire to own or monopolize anything.Most of the time, I just watch it with pure appreciation.

But since being together with Yan Su, this habit has been broken.

As usual, she looked at the products happily, and he looked at her seriously, making his own decision to buy what he judged she liked.

"SA, how do you know I like that string of balloons?"

"Because the corner of your lip is bent."

"Why buy a kaleidoscope?"

"Because your pulse beats faster when you look at it."

"How did you know I liked that shell bracelet?"

"Because you hold it and refuse to let go."

"Why did you buy me that red scarf?"

"Because you look good in it... Owen is right, you have a fair complexion, and you look good in a red scarf."

Zhen Ai suddenly remembered that a long time ago, on the streets of the small town on a winter night, he joked that she was a stick insect.Thinking of the old things, I feel in a trance that the days with him actually have a microcosm, which is the quiet and soft scarf in the snowy night.

There was a big plush bear in the shop window by the roadside, she glanced casually, and then looked away.

Yan Su: "Don't you like stuffed bears?"

She glanced at the window, looked away disinterestedly, and said in a calm tone, "I just want Yan Xiaosu."

In the afternoon, the sky becomes cloudy, and the weather in this area is changeable, with a large temperature difference between day and night.Summer evenings tend to be stormy.

When Zhen Ai and Yan Su boarded the boat, everyone was already there, and the big raindrops hit the deck like hailstones.

At 25:[-], a young girl dressed in a maid outfit came, speaking submissively and obediently, with a cautious smile: "Guests, please get ready, we are about to sail."

The climate is not too warm, the girl with big breasts and wide buttocks is wearing a typical Parisian maid outfit.The hair is tied up with a lace headband, the short-sleeved tunic dress is covered with a white apron, very clean and very sexy.His face was green and ignorant.

The host smiled and said, "I don't know what to call you, but it's impolite to call you Miss Maid."

A maid who can sail a boat?Yan Su glanced at her quickly. At first glance, she looked neat and tidy, but when she looked closely, there were several wrinkles on the chest of the clothes, the texture of the stockings was uneven, and her wrists were a little red and swollen.

The maid blushed: "Guests don't need to know my name, let's go now."

The kindergarten teacher immediately raised his hand: "One is missing, Mr. Racer is not here."

The lawyer said, "Maybe he doesn't want to go for the time being."

The maid looked at her watch and said, "The master asked us to leave on time, so we don't have to wait." The others had no objections, and the boat sailed a few minutes later.

The blue-black sea in the evening is gloomy and gloomy, containing some kind of evil and huge power.The farther you are from the coast, the darker the sea, and the stronger the wind and waves.

An hour and a half later, it was dark.

Light finally appeared amidst the wind and rain ahead. It was a tiny cliff island with nothing but a Gothic castle floating above the sea cliff.

The castle is extremely thin and tall, like a skinny black skeleton, with several pointed and tall towers, like spears erected by soldiers before a battle.

There are probably hundreds of windows in that room, each of which reveals a golden light. The whole castle is brightly lit, like countless doors leading to heaven in a stormy night.

Both beautiful and majestic, but also weird and terrifying.How could such a gloomy place be called Silverland?

The boat docked beside a steep mountain road with thousands of steps leading directly to the gate of the castle.

Holding the umbrella given by the maid, the model raised her eyebrows: "It's so high, and it's raining so much, how can I walk up there?"

The maid apologized humbly: "I'm sorry, the wind and rain are too strong, the cable car is not safe, and I'm afraid it will be blown into the sea."

The men don't want to be harsh on the maid, so they climbed the stone steps.

When Zhen Ai landed, she accidentally slipped, and the red scarf in her hand fell into the sea.

As soon as the wave hits, it disappears.

Looking at the red color swallowed by the darkness, Zhen Ai felt a little sad, Yan Su patted her on the shoulder comfortingly: "Go back and buy another one."

"Yeah." Zhen Ai grabbed Yan Su's hand and walked up, "SA, I found that every time you pat me on the shoulder, you can give me encouragement and comfort! It's amazing."

Yan Su held on to the umbrella, remained silent for a few seconds, and then said, "This is because my stress test was successful."

Zhen Ai: "..."

No wonder...

Unconsciously, he explained: "Every time I pat you on the shoulder, I say some words of encouragement and comfort; over time, as long as I pat you on the shoulder, even if you don't speak, you will feel comforted and uplifted. Just like you Ring the bell every time you give the puppy food, after a long time, even if you don’t give the puppy food, if you ring the bell, it will salivate and..."

Yan Su shut his mouth, realizing that the atmosphere of the people around him was not right.

He pursed his lips silently, thought for a while, patted Zhen Ai's shoulder lightly, once, twice, coaxing: "Little love, be good, don't be angry."

Zhen Ai didn't get angry, she stopped in her tracks: "I can't walk anymore."

Yan Su was very good at seeing the situation in front of him: "I'll carry you." After saying that, he stuffed the umbrella into her hand and squatted down.

Zhen Ai glanced at the many steps above, reluctant to part; but seeing him squatting, with the windbreaker stretched tightly on his narrow back, she couldn't help but want to try the feeling of lying on his back.

She put her arms around his neck and made him carry himself on his back.

The temperature of his body was transmitted directly into her chest through the cloth, and her small face was close to his temples, intimate and tight, and a little itchy.

He walked steadily and silently.After walking a few steps, she gradually slid down, he supported her legs and sent her up, she was thrown up like a pirate ship, fell and hit his safe back, rubbing her heart rough and soft.

She pursed her lips, her heart burning violently: "Is this your first time carrying someone back?"

"No." He didn't hesitate.

Zhen Xin fell in love: "Who did you recite before?"

"Last time you were drunk and carried your back."

My heart suddenly floated up from the trough again.

On a stormy night, his breathing gradually became heavy.The world of two people under the umbrella became warm and steamy. She didn't want to come down, but obediently lay on his back with a blushing face, and her voice was a little coquettish: "SA, you can only carry me from now on!"

"Okay." He replied gently but firmly, "I will only carry you on my back in this life."

After finishing speaking, he consciously added: "I only hug you, only kiss you, only..." I didn't say anything later, my heart beat suddenly fast, but it wasn't because of climbing the high steps.

After walking up the long stairs, the maid rang the doorbell when everyone was present.

The ringing of the bell was not loud, but it reverberated throughout the entire castle. In an instant, it seemed like thousands of bells were ringing, and it seemed that someone had thrown countless glass balls into the winding deep hole.

The ringing of the bell was so weird that even though there were 11 people standing at the door, everyone was worried, their faces were ashen, like a row of ghosts in the stormy night.

With a "squeak", the castle door opened, and a golden light pierced through the cold night.

Against the light, a man in a suit with straight hair and extremely shiny hair appeared at the door.He wears gold-rimmed glasses, and he is very elegant from hairstyle to dress, from manner to speech: "On behalf of the owner of the castle, I welcome all guests to come and visit."

He bowed slightly, bent straight from head to toe, without any unnecessary movements all over his body, like a robot without emotion.

The atmosphere was weird again, the man straightened up, just when a bolt of lightning struck him, his serious and expressionless face looked particularly sharp, and the model let out a soft cry in fright.

The maid explained softly and timidly: "Our housekeeper is not showing any emotions."

It turned out that this was Mr. Butler.

Everyone entered the house, the heating inside the house was sufficient, the decoration was not rich, but it was also very elegant.The house should be warm, but there are 13 deep corridors around the huge hall.

Although each street is brightly lit and lit with rows of candle lamps, each street seems to have no end, and there are densely closed doors on both sides.

Zhen Ai didn't feel scared; but the faces of the others, especially the women, were not very good.

The butler introduced sullenly and meticulously: "This castle has 3167 rooms, 215 basements, 149 attics, 437 corridors, 28765 stairs in different positions, 3131 mirrors, and 786 secret rooms. So no My guide, you’d better not visit without authorization. Otherwise, if you get lost and starve to death inside, it’s not my responsibility.”

The host is good at invigorating the atmosphere, joking: "According to what you said, there are many souls in this house?"

The butler led the way: "From World War II to the present, 1995 people have died on this island."

Cloudy wind blows.

The butler walked forward and muttered, "During World War II, there were small battles here, and too many people died."

Everyone: "..."

Is this cold humor really good?
The sound of wind and rain shut the door, and everyone went to the restaurant to eat.On the way, the author took out his notebook and asked about the history of the castle, saying that it could be used as writing material.The housekeeper is always indifferent, but he also answers all questions.

It turned out that the castle belonged to a hermit family.At first, the owner of the castle was a businessman who made a fortune during World War II. He made a fortune by selling some kind of weapons of mass destruction, so he brought his wife to the island and built the castle.

The owner of the castle was worried that the ghosts of the soldiers who died under the weapons he sold would come for revenge, so he built the castle like a maze with many traps.If the undead come over, they will be frozen away by the cold air of the North Sea and blown away by the currents of the sea. Even if a few sneak into the castle occasionally, they will get lost.

The couple lived a secluded life ever since, with only their loyal servant and housekeeper for company.

The two couples lived in anxiety and the shadow of war all day long, and soon passed away.The couple's son didn't want to live here and moved away.Only the butler's children were left to guard the master's castle.

Decades later, the steward's children had children; and a young lady came to the castle, who was said to be the granddaughter of the lady of the castle.She lived in the castle with her fiancé, and still lived in seclusion.Not long after, the couple went to sea, never to return.

The popularity in the castle is too low, and it is said to be a cursed city by the outside world.

Later the castle was bought by a new owner.The new owner came once and agreed to let the original butler continue to serve, and suggested to open the castle to absorb some new popularity, change the appearance of the castle, and said to develop it into a tourist attraction.

The lawyer said: "Good idea, if your master needs legal advice, you can come to me. I am the tallest and have high professional knowledge."

The host laughed: "Me too, I can help you with publicity."

The actor Jiaorou said: "I know a lot of investors, and I can help."

(End of this chapter)