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Chapter 71 Love Fantasy (1)
After Zhen Ai and Yan Su returned to NYT, their lives were leisurely for a while, and there were still 23 hours left in the 3 hours of community service caused by the collision with a police car a few months ago.The last time was in the municipal public kindergarten.

On the way there, Zhen Ai was very sad.Yan Su is really serious about doing community service, but too serious.

In the museum, he worked for 2 hours and spent 3 hours marking all the mistakes on the explanation board and commenting on them;

In the library, he thought that the librarian's way of asking for books was too old-fashioned, and replaced the computer with a brand-new query system, which completely confused the librarians;
The list goes on and on. The curators of N are disgraced, but he is still proud of himself, thinking that he has saved the field of public service.

Going to see the children this time, shouldn't something go wrong, right?Zhen Ai prayed in her heart.

After going there, I met an acquaintance by accident, the kindergarten teacher in the castle works in a municipal kindergarten.She was also very surprised to see Yan Su and Zhen Ai, and warmly came forward to say hello.Zhen Ai promised a few words.

Yan Su was always indifferent, without any change in expression.It wasn't until he followed the principal and the kindergarten teacher into the playroom and saw the little things running around, that he frowned instantly, turned around and went out: "A bunch of little potatoes rolling all over the ground. I don't like it, so I leave it to you. "

Zhen Ai immediately grabbed him: "Don't run away."

Yan Su obviously didn't like her words, and raised his eyebrows: "It's not about escaping, it's about self-protection."

"Are you afraid of children?"

He couldn't keep it on his face: "It's not fear, it's rejection."

"Your language is really lacking, and you can't always find the right words." Yan Su's voice was cold, and he recovered the expression of a robot,
"Proposition A: Children are the most illogical creatures in the world;
Proposition B: Yanyan rejects all illogical creatures;
Conclusion: Yansu most repulses children.

The reasoning is over! "

The little potatoes who twisted together in the game room were silent for a moment, all looking up at their little heads, with round eyes like grapes, looking at Yan Su, curious and ignorant.

The head of the kindergarten looked horrified: God, what evil words did this young man say in front of the children!

Zhen Ai instinctively felt that the headmaster's aunt wanted to knock Yan Su on the head, so she quickly pulled him to her side, looked at the blank-looking little Doudings in the room apologetically, and explained to her: "The 'YANSU' he mentioned was raised by his family. A puppy, because he was kicked by a child, so he is afraid of children. But our 'SA', he likes children very much!" As he spoke, he pushed back.

Yan Su was very dissatisfied when she heard that "YANSU" was a puppy: "Do I like children? Why don't I know?"

Zhen Ai beat him hard, and he behaved now, and looked at the director with a wooden face: "Yes, director."

The dean was relieved and asked Miss Kindergarten to keep watch.

Zhen Ai turned around and glared at Yan Su: "Behave yourself."

Yan Su frowned, feeling wronged: "I've always been very disciplined."

Zhen Ai sighed speechlessly: "Can you treat the children better? You will have children of your own in the future, so why don't you train them in advance?" Saying that, she walked over to play with the children.

Yan Su looked at her thin and quiet back, and was taken aback, what did she mean by that?
Well... this is serious business.

If he pulls a girl's hand, if he kisses a girl's lips, if he caresses a girl's body, if he has sex with a girl...then it's likely to go like this - he marries the girl , and then have a baby with this girl.

Then, a child appeared, named Xiao Xiaosu.

Now, he really can't reject it; therefore, he has to practice in advance.

Well, she must have thought so too.

Yan Su nodded, took the guitar from the cabinet, sat down cross-legged, and coughed lightly: "Little ones, let me sing for you."

Zhen Ai looked at him suspiciously, what happened to the sudden 360-degree turn?

Serious someone then said, "Sing you a very educational song that will teach you the truth about the world."

It sounds like Discovery Channel, but Zhen Ai is even more curious.

All the children rushed to Yan Su at once, surrounded him in a circle, shaking their little heads and clapping their hands, like rows of neat mushroom heads.

Yan Su was not used to it, and looked a little embarrassed, he lowered his head and plucked the guitar lightly, and began to sing after clapping twice.

Zhen Ai sat aside, smiling and listening.It was the first time I heard him sing, his low, mellow voice was like a spring in a mountain stream, accompanied by the brisk guitar sound, it was indescribably pleasing to the ear.

Miss Kindergarten was also very happy, she couldn't help shaking her head slightly, but...

Why do these lyrics get more and more wrong the more I listen to them?
"Don't trust your parents, don't trust your teacher,

For they are great liars;
Mom said the puppy was sent to grandma's house,
In fact, the poor thing has already died of illness;

Dad said grandma went to heaven,
She was turned to ashes and buried in the ground;

Mom says Santa likes good kids,
She quietly puts Christmas socks made in China on your bed;

Papa said the tooth fairy would take your lost teeth,

In fact, he secretly stuffed money under your quilt..."

Miss Kindergarten's jaw almost dropped to the ground: It's over, there will definitely be a big wave of angry parents complaining tomorrow!
Zhen Ai didn't think so, and listened cheerfully until she found that the children's faces were not quite right, they were all staring at Yan Su with blank expressions, their eyes of various colors were rolling around, and their little heads were all moving Thinking in wonder.

Seeing that Miss Kindergarten's face had turned dark, it was only then that she realized that Yan Su had caused trouble?

Zhen Ai grew up without a mother who took care of her and said: If the puppy is missing, it is sent to Happy Farm. If the father is missing, it is going to heaven. Good children will receive gifts from Santa Claus. Shove you $10...nothing.

So she didn't know how cute these white lies were for little children.

On the contrary, she knows that the missing puppy is because the mother used it for experiments; the missing father is because the ashes were shot and scattered into the Pacific Ocean; And elves with fluttering wings to steal teeth, that cannot exist.

Little did she know, her childhood was not normal.

And this song, which in her opinion is mentally handicapped, is simply an enlightenment for kindergarten children to step out of kindergarten!

Therefore, the children and their friends were stunned.

After Yan Su finished singing, he patted the guitar lightly. Seeing that the children were as unresponsive as little potatoes, he frowned: "You should applaud at this time."

The children were still very obedient, and immediately clapped their little hands sparingly.

Zhen Ai: "..."

It's okay if you don't want to be so serious with children...

Yan Su was satisfied, and asked casually: "I usually don't leave time for the audience to ask questions, but you are very tall and short, so you can ask questions."

The little guys sitting on the ground raised their hands one by one, vying to be the first: "I want to ask, I want to ask."

The questions are nothing more than what the various parents have said to them in life, and they all ask Yan Su whether the parents are lying.

When the community service ended, the head of the kindergarten almost didn't chase people away, and the kindergarten teacher was also very embarrassed.

The two of them walked out of the classroom under the vicious eyes of the principal's aunt, and then they went out of the small building, and heard the crisp voice of the child behind: "SA!"

Looking back, I saw a few children running over with a hastily wrapped small gift, timidly standing on tiptoe and raising their little hands high.

Yan Su was expressionless, looked at Zhen Ai, and said in Chinese: "A illogical situation has arisen, and I refuse to face it. You ask them, what is this ugly thing?"

Zhen Ai glared at him, and asked the little guy: "What is this?"

The children blushed, and one of the little girls rushed to answer: "Gift, thank you for telling a lot of truth."

Zhen Ai was surprised, but Yan Su leaned forward, took the things from the child, and commented calmly: "Excessive packaging is a waste of social resources."

He spoke English this time, but the child's vocabulary is limited, so he didn't understand.

Zhen Ai looked at the bright expressions on the children's faces, and laughed twice.

Yan Su took the box in his hand, shook it, and frowned unabashedly: "You little guys, actually wrapped up the alarm clock in the classroom? You know, clocks are not allowed to be given to people in China. And, I don't wake up with an alarm clock..."

Zhen Ai looked at the children's mouths wide open, and immediately interrupted Yan Su's words: "Children, he actually meant to say thank you."

Yan Su turned to look at Zhen Ai: "Is that what I mean?" Zhen Ai punched him hard, and said angrily, "Say it!"

Yan Su slightly raised his eyebrows. After a while, he looked at the child and nodded politely: "Thank you for sending me the clock. I like it very much." Bilingual in Chinese and English.

Zhen Ai: "..." It would be strange if she couldn't hear his sarcasm.

The children didn't know, and ran back happily.Only then did Yan Su leave, and turned around to see the dissatisfied eyes of the kindergarten aunts.

Yan Su: "The aunt in the kindergarten still hates me so much."

Zhen Ai smiled: "Did you not please the kindergarten aunt when you were young?"

"I have too many questions."

Zhen Ai couldn't help imagining in her head: "Ah, you also have a lot of problems? Let me think about it, you are in the kindergarten, you are a little one, chasing after adults for a hundred thousand reasons every day, you must be very cute."

I was speechless, I didn't think there was anything cute about this kind of thing.

She seemed to be very interested, and she smiled happily.

The sun was shining brightly in her dark eyes.

Looking at her white smiling face, he felt an inexplicable peace in his heart, and he didn't want to talk back. He just thought it was good to make her smile like this.

Zhen Ai happily finished her fantasies, and said, "The aunt in the kindergarten is a strange creature, let's ignore her. For example, the nursery rhyme you sang just now, I think it's very good."

"But the audience didn't seem to accept it, so they gave me a clock." Yan Su picked up the messy box in his hand and shook it.

Zhen Ai jumped, ran in front of him, faced him, backed up step by step with her hands behind her back: "I just accept it, I'm your fan."

Yan Su was stunned, and after a while, he turned his head to look elsewhere, and uttered a word: "Vulgar."

After finishing speaking, he couldn't help laughing in the sunshine.

When Miss Kindergarten returned home, she found an hourglass by the door. She picked it up and saw the gray sand flowing slowly in the small glass bottle, which was really beautiful.

Looking around for no one, I don't know who put it at her door.

Pushing the door open, the key in his hand fell to the ground with a bang, and the hourglass rolled down with a ding ding dong dong.

The door closed slowly.

In the library of White Castle, the summer is quiet.

Yan Su sat in a wheelchair and played the violin. The sound of the piano was soft and melodious. The morning sun cast from the stained glass window and shrouded his clear-eyed face, which was as quiet and beautiful as an angel.

Zhen Ai was lying on the carpet playing with shells, all brought back from Welling Island.The little parrot Isaac was standing on her shoulders. These days, he was very familiar with Zhen Ai.

Zhen Ai rested her chin with one hand, her calves stacked together and swayed, occasionally leaning left and right, tilting her center of gravity, causing her whole body to turn over, and then lay back on her stomach in embarrassment.Like an unresponsive and clumsy rabbit.The little parrot followed crookedly.

Yan Su pretended not to see it, and when she blushed and lowered her eyes, he glanced at her and the bird, thinking to himself: idiot.

But he likes idiots, who are playing with shells with their heads down, and she likes the colorful ones very much.Every time the long hair hangs down, the bare hands move back behind the ears, revealing the smooth and white ears.The posture of the idiot resting his chin and drooping his eyes is as gentle as an angel.

She was stretching her fingers and touching the "belly" of a white shell. Perhaps the shell was very tactile. She smiled while touching it, which is really a model of self-entertainment.

Yan Su glanced at the shell, with his head still tilted on the violin, and said nonchalantly, "That's called Zi'an Bei."

"Zi'anbei?" Zhen Ai raised her head and admired, "The name is so nice."

Yan Su gave her popular science: "Since a long time ago, Zi'anbei has been a symbol of reproduction and female childbirth. People give her to the bride, wishing the early-born baby a smooth delivery."

The front sounded decent, but the last sentence was weird.There was a thin groove on the shell, Zhen Ai poked and touched it, and asked, "Why does it have such a meaning?"

Yan Su answered slowly: "Because it looks like a woman's vulva."

Isaac learned the new word pussy, and kept flapping his wings and calling, "vulva! vulva!"

Zhen Ai paused in embarrassment, and took a closer look, there was a groove in the middle, and two soft shell petals beside it, exactly like that part.He also watched her fondly touch her.

She blushed instantly, and muttered in a low voice: "Play your piano, why are you telling me this."

Yan Su's ear was sharp, and he explained sincerely: "Seeing you playing with that, I remembered that I touched your 'Zi Amber'. It should feel better than what you are touching now."

Zhen Ai's face was almost bleeding, this man was born with the destructive power of not being surprised by honor or humiliation!
He didn't feel any difference, turned his gaze away, and continued to play the violin.

Sunlight pierces through the glass, casting beams of colored light on the white piano keys.Yan Su looked at it and remembered the 7 ipods that Chace left Zhen Ai in 7 colors, they looked perfect.

But silver, less silvery white.That is the color that represents Zhen Ai.

Yan Su wondered who took it away.

Not the organization guys, they'll take it all; just the CIA.It is very possible that CIA personnel have already deciphered the code, found these 8 ipods, listened to all the contents inside, but took the last silver.Why?
He has his guess; if it is the kind of result he thinks.He should talk to someone from the CIA.

The sound of the violin stopped abruptly.

Zhen Ai raised her head and stared at him blankly.

Yan Su put down his violin, sat on the carpet, and suddenly proposed, "Hey, let me count the bacteria for you."

Zhen Ai sat up, and put the shells into the glass jar like a treasure. I don't know why he had a whim, but she was still happy: "Is it the 7516 kinds of bacteria I like?"

"Well, we collectively like 379 kinds, and you alone like 7137 kinds."

She nodded excitedly: "Okay, okay. Do you remember?"

"Doubt my memory?" Yan Su was dissatisfied, and pointed to his head, "Here, the sub-categories are 'Zhen Ai', 'Bacteria' and 'Intimacy'."

These three seemingly unrelated phrases made Zhen Ai blush slightly, remembering what happened in the candy house.

Unconsciously, count the bacteria for her seriously, "Acetic acid bacteria, bifidobacteria..."

Zhen Ai hugged her knees, tilted her head and listened carefully, interjecting a few comments from time to time:

"E. coli is short and fat."

"Anthrax is a bad tempered boy."

"Bifidobacteria have cute little antlers."

In addition to discussing the personality and appearance of bacteria, the two also made an appointment to discuss the chemical elements atoms and electrons that Chace is most familiar with next time.Even Isaac memorized several new words.

So, a morning... happily... passed...

Zhen Ai was happy and excited, Yan Su was also satisfied, but at the end of the day, she gradually stopped smiling and changed the subject: "Ai, are you bored with me?"

"Ah?" Zhen Ai was still immersed in the happy atmosphere just now, unable to recover.

That's boring.Yan Su pursed his lips in despair, and said quietly, "Hey, do you know the speed of light?"

"2.998 times 10 meters per second."

"Light can run so fast, why can't your reaction speed be faster?"

What happened to him suddenly.Thinking about these days, their way of getting along is nothing more than playing their own way.

He played the piano and read books to design codes and helped the CIA and the FBI decrypt them. She was busy in the laboratory, and when she was at his house, she would mostly sit on the high railing of the library and read books, running up and down.

While they were busy with their own affairs, they glanced at each other.The most communication is when cooking, he still laughs at her, she still appreciates him.

Thinking about it this way, could it be that he counted bacteria with her because he was afraid that she would dislike her for being bored?

Zhen Ai replied with warmth in her heart, "It's not boring, it's very happy!"

Yan Su's expression softened a bit, and he asked again: "A day won't be boring, how about a week?"

Zhen Ai shook her head.

"What about a month?"

Zhen Ai shook her head again, this time she will answer quickly: "We have known each other for more than half a year, and when we are together, we have never been bored."

Although it was he who induced him, Yan Su also regarded these words as her confession and compliment, and a slight color flashed in his eyes: "What if we have known each other for many years?"

(End of this chapter)