amazing stories
Chapter 2
Chapter 2
When the car arrived in Taiyuan, more than half of the full tank of gasoline had been consumed. Seeing the service area, the yin and yang face drove the car in to refuel, and several Shanxi people took turns to go to the toilet.The yin and yang face let out the urine that had been held in for a long time, and the person relaxed a lot, but suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Along the way, the woman went to the toilet at the expressway service area several times, but the woman didn't take the opportunity to go to the toilet. Moreover, the car was full of people and the heater was turned on. The woman never took off her red hat and scarf.
Back in the car, before the gray hair came back, Yin Yang said to the woman, "Sister, don't you go to the toilet?"
Before the woman could answer, the short man next to her said first: "It's covered with diapers. We are all old men, and it's too inconvenient to take her to the bathroom. Do you want to go to the men's room or the women's room?" ? No way, let’s make do with it!”
The yin and yang face suddenly realized that whoever caught up with such a thing could only make the woman urinate in the diaper.But the woman was motionless, leaning on the back seat with her head lowered. It looked like she would have fallen down without the support of her two younger brothers.The yin and yang face frowned, and just about to speak, the short man said: "My brother is going to buy food, master, can you avoid it for a while, our brother and I will change a diaper for my sister."
Seeing what people said, the yin and yang face had no choice but to get out of the car to avoid suspicion, thinking in his heart that the tall Shanxi man had a sulky face all the way and didn't say a word, could he be a mute?After a while, the gray-haired man came back with a big plastic bag. Seeing the yin and yang face, he said, "Don't worry, there are too many large trucks transporting coal in Shanxi. I'm afraid the road behind will be blocked, so let's not eat in the restaurant." Yes. I bought something to eat, so let’s fill our stomachs while we’re on our way.”
The car drove out of the service area and headed towards Linfen.The gray-haired man took out the sausages from the bread and distributed them to several people to satisfy their hunger. The yin and yang face was also hungry, so he said politely and ate it.The sauced beef in the compartment was full of aroma, but the sausages were full of starch. Yin Yang scolded secretly while eating: Lao Yaner, you are really stingy, you don’t take out the best sauced beef hidden, and you can’t deal with the sausages made of rotten meat!With food in his stomach, his brain came alive, and he found that several men were chewing, but the woman was still sitting there, neither eating nor moving.
Yin Yang's face was about to take another look in the rearview mirror when he heard the woman behind him muttering, "How far is it?"
A few Shanxi people just chewed and didn't talk to each other. Feeling uncomfortable, they swallowed the bread in their mouths and said, "It's also my first time running this road. I'm not familiar with it. I just ran half of the kilometers. It's five hundred kilometers."
The woman said nothing more.When the taxi drove further, it encountered a traffic jam. There was an endless line of vehicles in front of it, almost all of which were Jin brand large trucks transporting coal, densely clogging the expressway with only two lanes.At first, the yin and yang face was still relying on the size of the car, and squeezed forward along the gap of the big truck. After a few hundred meters, there was no gap to pass in front of it, so it had to wait obediently.After being stuck in the traffic jam for half an hour, looking at the back, there was an endless traffic queue, and there was no room for movement at all.
After being stuck for another hour, the car queue began to move forward slowly at the speed of insects, and did not move tens of meters in 8 minutes.The yin and yang face is terribly anxious because it consumes only fuel and does not walk.Those Shanxi people seemed to be in a hurry than him. They got out of the car several times with gray hair to investigate, but they didn't find out the cause of the traffic jam.
Yin Yang's face was fidgety, only to hear the woman say: "I'm a little thirsty."
The short man in the back seat said: "Sister, hold on, it's inconvenient to drink too much water and pee again. Wait until you're too thirsty to hold back."
The woman didn't speak any more.
The yin and yang face was worried that the woman's excrement and urine would stain the car seat, and he wanted to remind those Shanxi people, but he still felt embarrassed. After thinking about it, since there are diapers on the pad, and the clothes he wears in winter are thick, it is impossible to pee Seep out, just keep silent.Several people put down the windows and smoked in the car.
This block took several hours.When the road was finally cleared and the taxi drove out of the Linfen exit of the Universiade Expressway, it was almost dark and it was snowing heavily.The odometer of the taxi shows that it has traveled about 800 kilometers.
Shanxi people said that the place to go is in the deep mountains, heading towards the Yellow River, a small mountain village that still uses sheepskin rafts, and there are more than 200 kilometers of winding mountain roads, winding around Luliang Mountain, which is not easy to drive.
After driving for so long, Yin Yang was already very tired, fearing that he would get sleepy, so he simply turned on the radio and listened to music.At this moment, the radio has already received a local music program in Shanxi, a Shanxi folk song "Six to Your Home":
The first time I came to your house, you were not there, your father hit me with two cigarette pouches;
The second time I came to your house, you were not here, your mother hit me twice;
The third time I came to your house, you are not here, your big yellow dog bit my waistband;
The yin-yang face thought it was very funny, so he held back, if there wasn't a woman in the car, he would have lamented that the lyrics of this folk song were obscure.After listening to this song, Yin Yang's face felt much better, and continued to drive with full concentration.
The first time I saw Luliang Mountain, my eyes were full of broken stones. The yin and yang face who was used to driving in Tianjin learned the power of Luliang Mountain.There is a mountain wall on one side and a cliff on the other, and there is not much buffer for the slope. Snow fell on National Highway 209, like a big white snake twisting and climbing the mountain, making seven or eight elbow-like bends in a row, circling and rushing towards the mountain.
There are no street lights on the winding mountain road, and there are often cliffs and deep valleys in front of it. Only when you get close, do you know that the mountain road has turned a sharp bend.At this time, it was completely dark, and the aroma of sauced beef penetrated into Yin Yang's nostrils again, and he couldn't help muttering: "How much sauced beef did you bring, with such a big smell?"
"Sauced beef? How can there be sauced beef?" The gray hair looked at Yin Yang's face, very surprised, "We didn't bring sauced beef?"
Yin Yang's face was stunned, and he sniffed, the smell of beef sauce in the Corolla car was extremely strong: "I didn't bring it? Can't you smell it?"
"No!" The gray hair sniffed, sniffed a few times, then turned around and asked, "Have you heard it?"
The woman in the back seat didn't make a sound, the two men shook their heads, and the short man said, "No, I didn't smell anything."
The gray-haired man said: "Brother, are you hungry? I still have sausages in bread. Come and fill your belly. Let's drink when we get home."
"I'm hungry, but I can't eat. The road is too difficult to drive. If you are hungry, you will drive vigorously. If you are full, you will easily get sleepy!" The yin-yang face told the truth.
Five people were in a car, only one person smelled the smell, if it wasn't for the four people playing dumb, then there was something wrong with their noses!Yin Yang's face was puzzled, but he didn't have time to think about it.
(End of this chapter)
When the car arrived in Taiyuan, more than half of the full tank of gasoline had been consumed. Seeing the service area, the yin and yang face drove the car in to refuel, and several Shanxi people took turns to go to the toilet.The yin and yang face let out the urine that had been held in for a long time, and the person relaxed a lot, but suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Along the way, the woman went to the toilet at the expressway service area several times, but the woman didn't take the opportunity to go to the toilet. Moreover, the car was full of people and the heater was turned on. The woman never took off her red hat and scarf.
Back in the car, before the gray hair came back, Yin Yang said to the woman, "Sister, don't you go to the toilet?"
Before the woman could answer, the short man next to her said first: "It's covered with diapers. We are all old men, and it's too inconvenient to take her to the bathroom. Do you want to go to the men's room or the women's room?" ? No way, let’s make do with it!”
The yin and yang face suddenly realized that whoever caught up with such a thing could only make the woman urinate in the diaper.But the woman was motionless, leaning on the back seat with her head lowered. It looked like she would have fallen down without the support of her two younger brothers.The yin and yang face frowned, and just about to speak, the short man said: "My brother is going to buy food, master, can you avoid it for a while, our brother and I will change a diaper for my sister."
Seeing what people said, the yin and yang face had no choice but to get out of the car to avoid suspicion, thinking in his heart that the tall Shanxi man had a sulky face all the way and didn't say a word, could he be a mute?After a while, the gray-haired man came back with a big plastic bag. Seeing the yin and yang face, he said, "Don't worry, there are too many large trucks transporting coal in Shanxi. I'm afraid the road behind will be blocked, so let's not eat in the restaurant." Yes. I bought something to eat, so let’s fill our stomachs while we’re on our way.”
The car drove out of the service area and headed towards Linfen.The gray-haired man took out the sausages from the bread and distributed them to several people to satisfy their hunger. The yin and yang face was also hungry, so he said politely and ate it.The sauced beef in the compartment was full of aroma, but the sausages were full of starch. Yin Yang scolded secretly while eating: Lao Yaner, you are really stingy, you don’t take out the best sauced beef hidden, and you can’t deal with the sausages made of rotten meat!With food in his stomach, his brain came alive, and he found that several men were chewing, but the woman was still sitting there, neither eating nor moving.
Yin Yang's face was about to take another look in the rearview mirror when he heard the woman behind him muttering, "How far is it?"
A few Shanxi people just chewed and didn't talk to each other. Feeling uncomfortable, they swallowed the bread in their mouths and said, "It's also my first time running this road. I'm not familiar with it. I just ran half of the kilometers. It's five hundred kilometers."
The woman said nothing more.When the taxi drove further, it encountered a traffic jam. There was an endless line of vehicles in front of it, almost all of which were Jin brand large trucks transporting coal, densely clogging the expressway with only two lanes.At first, the yin and yang face was still relying on the size of the car, and squeezed forward along the gap of the big truck. After a few hundred meters, there was no gap to pass in front of it, so it had to wait obediently.After being stuck in the traffic jam for half an hour, looking at the back, there was an endless traffic queue, and there was no room for movement at all.
After being stuck for another hour, the car queue began to move forward slowly at the speed of insects, and did not move tens of meters in 8 minutes.The yin and yang face is terribly anxious because it consumes only fuel and does not walk.Those Shanxi people seemed to be in a hurry than him. They got out of the car several times with gray hair to investigate, but they didn't find out the cause of the traffic jam.
Yin Yang's face was fidgety, only to hear the woman say: "I'm a little thirsty."
The short man in the back seat said: "Sister, hold on, it's inconvenient to drink too much water and pee again. Wait until you're too thirsty to hold back."
The woman didn't speak any more.
The yin and yang face was worried that the woman's excrement and urine would stain the car seat, and he wanted to remind those Shanxi people, but he still felt embarrassed. After thinking about it, since there are diapers on the pad, and the clothes he wears in winter are thick, it is impossible to pee Seep out, just keep silent.Several people put down the windows and smoked in the car.
This block took several hours.When the road was finally cleared and the taxi drove out of the Linfen exit of the Universiade Expressway, it was almost dark and it was snowing heavily.The odometer of the taxi shows that it has traveled about 800 kilometers.
Shanxi people said that the place to go is in the deep mountains, heading towards the Yellow River, a small mountain village that still uses sheepskin rafts, and there are more than 200 kilometers of winding mountain roads, winding around Luliang Mountain, which is not easy to drive.
After driving for so long, Yin Yang was already very tired, fearing that he would get sleepy, so he simply turned on the radio and listened to music.At this moment, the radio has already received a local music program in Shanxi, a Shanxi folk song "Six to Your Home":
The first time I came to your house, you were not there, your father hit me with two cigarette pouches;
The second time I came to your house, you were not here, your mother hit me twice;
The third time I came to your house, you are not here, your big yellow dog bit my waistband;
The yin-yang face thought it was very funny, so he held back, if there wasn't a woman in the car, he would have lamented that the lyrics of this folk song were obscure.After listening to this song, Yin Yang's face felt much better, and continued to drive with full concentration.
The first time I saw Luliang Mountain, my eyes were full of broken stones. The yin and yang face who was used to driving in Tianjin learned the power of Luliang Mountain.There is a mountain wall on one side and a cliff on the other, and there is not much buffer for the slope. Snow fell on National Highway 209, like a big white snake twisting and climbing the mountain, making seven or eight elbow-like bends in a row, circling and rushing towards the mountain.
There are no street lights on the winding mountain road, and there are often cliffs and deep valleys in front of it. Only when you get close, do you know that the mountain road has turned a sharp bend.At this time, it was completely dark, and the aroma of sauced beef penetrated into Yin Yang's nostrils again, and he couldn't help muttering: "How much sauced beef did you bring, with such a big smell?"
"Sauced beef? How can there be sauced beef?" The gray hair looked at Yin Yang's face, very surprised, "We didn't bring sauced beef?"
Yin Yang's face was stunned, and he sniffed, the smell of beef sauce in the Corolla car was extremely strong: "I didn't bring it? Can't you smell it?"
"No!" The gray hair sniffed, sniffed a few times, then turned around and asked, "Have you heard it?"
The woman in the back seat didn't make a sound, the two men shook their heads, and the short man said, "No, I didn't smell anything."
The gray-haired man said: "Brother, are you hungry? I still have sausages in bread. Come and fill your belly. Let's drink when we get home."
"I'm hungry, but I can't eat. The road is too difficult to drive. If you are hungry, you will drive vigorously. If you are full, you will easily get sleepy!" The yin-yang face told the truth.
Five people were in a car, only one person smelled the smell, if it wasn't for the four people playing dumb, then there was something wrong with their noses!Yin Yang's face was puzzled, but he didn't have time to think about it.
(End of this chapter)
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