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Chapter 54 Wood Carving
Peng's sex is obscene and poisonous, once it comes out, all the females avoid it.When encountering a barbarian woman, she pecks at her and seeks harmony.The natives of Shucao, with crimson clothes and hairpins on top of them, the pengs are not put aside, and the essence overflows on them.Pick it up,... to control women, and get more energy.

——Tan Rumu's Zaolin Zazu

In 1973, after graduating from high school, I was not recommended to go to college, so I had to go home and get married.My daughter-in-law is the most famous iron girl in the town, her arms are thicker than my legs, and the matchmaker said that you two are a perfect match.Three days before the wedding, my father was a little worried and said that your culture is useless in the field, and it is probably useless in bed. Your daughter-in-law is going to scold our ancestors in the middle of the night. Let Master Hard show you .

Mr. Hard was the most respected person in our town back then. He could concoct a very miraculous medicine, which could make people smile when they smelled it from a distance. Take a little and do whatever you want.

It’s no longer possible, Mr. Hard’s stuff has now become the Four Olds, and Mr. Hard has been criticized every day. Some people say that their family was a big capitalist and landlord. No one dared to go to Mr. Hard’s house. Mr. Hard has become Master "soft", he would laugh at everyone he saw.

Master Hard had just been criticized that day.In the middle of the night, Dad asked me to take a chicken to visit Mr. Hard.I didn't dare to call the door at the door of Lord Hard's house, so I climbed over the wall and went in. When I walked to the door, I heard a cough first, and someone cried and said, what will you do after I die?This is the voice of Mr. Hard.Looking in through the crack of the door, Mr. Hard is lying on the bed. There is a person standing beside him. Although his back is facing me, he is naked. From the outline, it can be seen that it is a woman, or a young woman.Although Mr. Hard has achieved countless marriages, he is a lonely person, so that when he is criticized, others will call him a flashlight, which can only illuminate others.Could it be that Master Hard broke his shoes?I let out an "ah" in surprise.

It was quiet inside for a while, Master Hard said come in.I had no choice but to bite the bullet and push the door open, Master Hard sat up from the bed, the woman had already got under the quilt and was lying face down on the kang.

I called out to my father and asked, "Who is she?"

"My wife." Mr. Hard turned the body of the person on the bed, and I almost jumped up - this woman is so beautiful, I have never seen such a beautiful woman, she is only 20 years old, everything is extremely beautiful, take a look It makes people reluctant to look away.

Mr. Hard suddenly pulled the woman's body away, coughed a series of coughs, and said after a long time: "I'm about to die, let me tell you my story, so that someone will know where I come from in the future.

My real name is Ying San, I am originally from Cantonese, and I am a carpenter.At the time of the Republic of China, the family of Wu Rongkun, the richest man in Guangzhou City, publicly selected a wife for his son, and the applicants were full of beautiful women.At the same time, their family also built a house for their son, and they wanted to hire some carpenters, so I applied for the job.

More than 100 people applied for the job. The butler gave each carpenter a piece of wood and asked us to carve a girl.After the carving was finished, 300 girls came, each holding a flower. The butler asked them to look at the wood carvings carefully and put the flowers on the wood carvings they liked the most.Do you know what the result is?Hey, out of the 300 flowers, 270 were placed on my woodcarving.

The butler announced that everyone can go back except me.

That night, an old woman led me into a large house, and the three hundred beauties stood there naked during the day.The old lady asked me to observe each of them carefully, judge the most beautiful places in them, and then draw on the advantages of each of them to carve a woman.I have lived with these naked girls for half a year like this, and I know every inch of their skin like the back of my hand, and a beautiful woman is ready to emerge in my heart.The young master of the Wu family personally gave me a piece of fine sandalwood. I didn't close my eyes for 13 days, and I presented the girl's appearance on the sandalwood in one go.After finishing the last knife carving, he fell to the ground and passed out.

Later when I woke up, I heard that the young master had gone to Burma with the wood carvings. Only then did I know that the Wu family’s so-called marriage proposal and house building were all fake. Their real intention was to treat the young master—because the young master of the Wu family was born with that aspect No, it is impossible to carry on the family line of the Wu family. Seeing many famous doctors was of no avail. The last monk from Burma said that only the essence and blood of Owl Peng could cure the young master's illness.

When Mr. Hard said this, he lowered his voice and said that the Owl Peng is a kind of bird in Burma. Many ancient yellow books mentioned a thing that can make people happy in the room-the Burmese bell. It is said that this kind of bell is used. Made from the blood of birds.In fact, those books were wrong. They mistook Xiaopeng for a big bird, and said that they could seduce Xiaopeng by tying up a straw man and putting on women's clothes.This kind of bird is lustful, but if it is not the most beautiful, it cannot be attracted.That's why the Wu family collected the essence of 300 beauties and carved them into one beauty.My carving has reached the point of perfection, the young master named this wood carving Ruoshui, because it is as good as water.

The Burmese monk took the young master and his servants to the deep mountains of Burma, and put Ruoshui in the dense forest, and they hid aside to watch.After a while, everyone suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing over their heads. When they looked up, a big black bird flew towards them.The bird's wings spread out like half a tree crown, its head was the same size as a human head, and its long beak was full of feet. It looked very fierce and domineering.The Burmese monks said that this is the owl peng.Xiaopeng looked around Ruoshui for a while, cooed twice, flew on Ruoshui, threw it to the ground, walked around on it, but did nothing.The Burmese monk suddenly understood and cursed, this is a female owl Peng.

At this moment, there were two clear whistles in the sky, and a slightly larger Owl Peng charged straight down, with its long beak like a sword, it approached the female Owl Peng.The Burmese monk said happily that finally a male came.Owl Peng flew to Ruoshui's side and was obviously shocked by its beauty. He stared down, flapped his wings and fanned away the dead leaves and other things on Ruoshui's body, and rubbed his head again, very intimately.In the end, the bird rode on Ruoshui, and after a while, it got up again, and there were some crystal clear beads rolling on Ruoshui's body.The servant wanted to go out to drive away the owl, but the Burmese monk told everyone to just watch.

Oowpeng did his good deeds but did not leave, snuggled up to Ruoshui until dark, and the Burmese monk told everyone to just sleep.When everyone went to see it the next day, it turned out that Xiaopeng was lying on Ruoshui's body, motionless.The servant lifted it away, the bird was already dead, Ruoshui's body was covered with those crystal beads, and the surrounding ground was also covered.It was only then that everyone realized that the bird was so romantic all night long, and finally died.

"It can make a poisonous bird die, Ruoshui must be so beautiful!" Mr. Hard sighed, his eyes filled with tenderness, and he turned his head to look at the woman lying on the bed. This should be the wood carving.But I realized something was wrong, and said suspiciously: "Master, you should tell those critics that you are a carpenter, not a capitalist, and show them your unique skills as a carpenter."

Mr. Hard was silent for a moment, and after a while, he sighed and said, "What am I afraid of? I'm about to die." He looked at me again, and said with determination, "I'm not a carpenter, I'm the young master of the Wu family. The carpenter died after he finished carving Ruo Shui. He exhausted his energy and died. Later, Xiaopeng’s blood was made into medicine, which is what I’m giving you now. It’s really very effective. But it didn’t work for me. To those women, I will think of Ruoshui, and when I think of Ruoshui, I think those women are ugly and dirty, and then I... I think Ruoshui is my favorite woman, and I am a man only when I face Ruoshui. My father offers a reward all over the country Looking for such a woman, but how can there be such a perfect woman in the world. So - I married Ruoshui.

"Later, the Japanese occupied Guangzhou, and my father spent all his wealth to support the resistance against Japan. My whole family was killed by the Japanese invaders. Only I, greedy for life and afraid of death, came to live in this town with Ruoshui and the medicine prepared back then."

After Master Hard finished speaking, he coughed again, handed me a medicine box and said, "Actually, there are not many left, you can keep it, just please don't tell about Ruoshui, after I die, secretly take Ruoshui with you." I will be buried together."

I went home with the medicine, and three days later I was married.On the wedding night, I took a little bit of that medicine. Although I was full of passion, but looking at the bride who was as strong as a mountain, I couldn't lift my spirits. My mind was full of water.This iron girl scolded my father from eight generations of my ancestors in one breath.

Later, less than half a year later, Mr. Hard died, and my father and I buried him secretly. That night, I went to Mr. Hard’s house and found Ruoshui... I came to Mr. Hard’s grave, kowtowed to him and said, “Mr. Hard, you are dead.” But if Ruoshui is still alive, I will take good care of Ruoshui."

(End of this chapter)