The Sword Fairy of Online Games Comes
Chapter 2 The Counterattack of the Reborn!
Chapter 2 The Counterattack of the Reborn!
(PS: The previous Chapter 1 is gone, so I put these two chapters together after the modification)
Chapter 1 just came back and made a vote
"What the hell do I have against you? Running a red light within 120 yards will kill me! Am I really huh?"
Xiao He jumped up suddenly, and subconsciously began to curse, but felt that something seemed wrong in front of him.
In the university classroom, those classmates who used to be familiar, the female tyrannosaurus with flaming eyes on the podium.
"Xiao He! What are you doing! You just sleep in class! You wake up and yell in public! When did I run a red light and run into you? You have to sing against me in such a big public class! Disrespect the teacher, disturb the classroom discipline, I want to remember your big demerit!"
The familiar growl of the female tyrannosaurus is still wild.
Xiao He vaguely remembered that there was such a public class in his junior year, the leader personally led the team to attend the class, accompanied by the principal and vice-principal all the way
Turning his head, the headmaster of the potbellied Mediterranean looked at him in the same way as he looked at killing his father and enemy. If he had a knife in his hand at this time, he would definitely turn into a young and Dangerous boy and rush over without saying a word. .
Seeing this scene, Xiao He gasped: "Junior? This? In 2097? Three years ago?"
Xiao He subconsciously looked not far away, there was sitting there his happy friend during the three years of playing "Jiang Hu" --- Murong Xian!
Sure enough, even though Murong Xian was a slim young school girl at this time, she didn't have the indifferent demeanor she experienced after being baptized by "Jianghu" three years later.
It's also nonsense, what kind of indifferent temperament, didn't you see Murong Xian staring at Xiao He with wide-eyed and watery eyes like a fool?
Slowing down, two words popped up in Xiao He's mind:
Rebirth!Rivers and lakes!
Xiao He seemed to see a broad road paved in front of him.
If I remember correctly, "Jianghu" will start testing in two days!
"time is limited!"
Xiao He trembled all over, and ran away.
"Xiao He! Where are you going? Are you blatantly skipping class in front of so many leaders? Do you still want to study?"
The voice of the female Tyrannosaurus came as promised.
Only then did Xiao He stop. After all, it was an open class. Although the mother Tyrannosaurus teacher usually had a bad temper, but now it was an open class. With so many leaders watching, it would not be appropriate not to save face for other teachers.
Countless excuses came up in Xiao He's brain at this moment, and after a lot of screening, he opened his mouth and said:
"Teacher, I know that study is very important, but I just received a call from the hospital. My girlfriend has a dystocia. I am a student, but I am an upright and responsible man. Teacher, at this time, I must be with you. By my girlfriend's side!"
Xiao He spoke impassionedly, for a while, the female Tyrannosaurus was also stunned, and said softly:
"Then, then you go, there are some things."
"Thank you teacher!"
Not giving the female Tyrannosaurus more educational opportunities, Xiao He slammed the door and took away the worshiping knees of his classmates.
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On April 2097, 4, a piece of news became popular on the Internet:
In order to go to the hospital to accompany his girlfriend who had a dystocia, a third-year student at Donghua University, a national key university, blatantly skipped class in an open class attended by provincial leaders.
This move violated school rules and discipline, but the Discipline Office of Donghua University read its starting point and the attitude of the person in charge, and only issued a verbal warning.
Huaxia University hopes to take this incident as a warning to young couples, while sticking to their love, they should also pay attention to safety measures and exercise restraint.
Sitting in the bedroom, Xiao He looked at the news with over [-] comments on his mobile phone, and murmured: "I became famous just after being reborn, now it's over, everyone thought I have a girlfriend, how can I ask for a wife in the future?"
"The king called me, come to patrol the mountain! Watch out for Monkey King"
This ringtone is gone
Xiao He picked up the phone, looked at the familiar number, and coughed twice: "Hello? Dad."
"Stinky boy, how is my daughter-in-law?"
Well, it's loud enough that you don't need to turn on the speakerphone.
Xiao He picked out his ear and replied: "Father, I"
"What are you, tell me quickly, is the one born with a handle or two peaks?"
"Ahem, Dad, I actually lied to that female Tyrannosaurus."
"What are you talking about? Lie? You brat can do it! You skipped a public class and called your girlfriend. Hey, you come back to me, I promise not to beat you to death!"
"Hey, Dad, don't, calm down, your son has his own ideas."
"Think? What do you think? It's all over, don't you have a B number in your heart at Donghua University? Can another school get you published in the People's Daily? If the school finds out that what you said is false, you still have to be ordered drop out?"
Xiao He's eyes brightened: "That's right, it's good to drop out of school. Tomorrow I will take the initiative to apply for dropout, so as not to be exposed."
"You, what did you say?"
Xiao He excitedly said: "Drop out of school! Dad, my son has a great business opportunity here. I have already figured it out. Drop out of school and start a big business!"
"Thought it out? I want to stab you to death!"
The voice on the other end of the phone paused: "Do you really want to drop out of school?"
Xiao He: "Really, Dad, I don't have much time, and you know what Mom means, I won't hurry up"
"Forget it, forget it, you can do whatever you want, just go ahead, anyway, let's make it clear first, if you don't make a name for yourself in three years, you can go back to Chongqing to take over. I'm too tired to retire these few years!"
Xiao He was overjoyed: "Do it, do it, three years, if I can't make it out, I will come back to take over, a gentleman."
"Hurry up! Huh? Who? Baby Annie is here? Oh, I. Ahem! Son, don't say that Dad doesn't take care of you. You let me pay the bill, and I will give you another [-] as activation funds. Within three years Even if you are so poor that you run naked, I won’t give you any money, just like that, I have a meeting and hang up! Bye!”
"Eh? Hey! Hey! Dad!" Listening to the busy tone on the phone, Xiao He hung up the phone depressed, thinking:
"Isn't Annie the beautiful proprietress in the coffee shop next door to Dad's company? Huh, let's have a meeting, a blind date meeting? Do you want to report it to Mom? Hey, forget it, let Mom know, maybe Dad will kneel down on the mechanical keyboard"
Ding Dong!Ding Dong!
"Hello, courier!"
Xiao He opened the door and took the package, huh?Why are there two?
Xiao He asked: "I remember I only ordered a game helmet."
The courier had a good attitude and immediately replied: "Sir, it was written on the order that you ordered the platinum-level VR connection device for the game "Jianghu" that was officially released yesterday seven days ago, but you ordered another one yesterday, so the total It's two."
Xiao He frowned, and thought: "Eh? It seems that it is really scheduled in advance, how could my mother have such a good memory of what happened three years ago."
"Then..." Xiao He lowered his voice, hesitatingly said: "Can I withdraw one?"
"Sir, don't be joking. If the VR equipment is not damaged, it cannot be returned."
Xiao He was speechless: "Oh, okay."
"Okay, please sign for it, eh? Sir, you look familiar! Oh! The one in the Internet news in the morning who skipped class in front of the leader because of the dystocia girlfriend? Hey, shouldn't you stay with your girlfriend in the hospital? How is your girlfriend? Is the child saved? Two for one? One for the older one? "
There were three black lines on Xiao He's forehead: "You admitted it wrong!"
"Shouldn't it be?"
"I'm really wrong!"
"Absolutely not!"
"Okay, sign it, take it, go out, go out."
"Oh! sir! sir"
Xiao He finally pushed the courier out, took a deep breath, and uttered a word heavily:
"Depend on!"
Lying down on the sofa, Xiao He stared at the VR helmet in his hand, unknowingly fell into memories again.
Since 2016, known as the "first year of VR", for nearly a century, VR has developed into a powerful technology that uses electromagnetic waves to connect brain nerves and truly separates consciousness and body.
The carrier of consciousness is used in the characters of the game. Therefore, VR games have occupied the absolute mainstream until now.
"Jianghu"
The world's largest multinational game company "Tianyao", a product of ten years of hard work, boldly used "Oriental Martial Arts" as a material reference in an online game environment full of swords and magic backgrounds, adding a lot of historical records and famous Martial arts and characters in the novel.Design a brand new martial arts world as the game background!
Once launched, it almost occupied more than 80% of the online game market!
You must know that in this day and age, except for teenagers under the age of 16, almost everyone has a set of VR equipment. Games are no longer a world for young people to fight hard.
"I can't beat those young people, but can't I just sit and watch the scenery and go fishing? The scenery here is better than the real world, and I don't have to go out yet."
This is what an old man over seventy years old said during an interview with a reporter.
Today, the world's population remains at 100 billion, more than 90 billion people are using VR, and more than 80 billion are playing games. After the launch of "Jianghu", the peak number of concurrent online users has exceeded 68 billion!
The huge group, as well as the wealth generated under it, created the myth of countless diaos counterattacks. Of course, there are also many unlucky people who failed in the competition and ended up penniless.
Xiao He: "I'm not unlucky!"
Of course, Xiao He did have the confidence to say this.
In the last life, around this time, his parents gave him an ultimatum to return home and take over his parents' hotpot business after three years at the latest.
According to the usual theory, if you take over smoothly, earn three to five million yuan a year, two or three villas, three or four luxury cars, and three rows of secretaries and juniors in pairs, many people envy the life that they can't come.
But Xiao He felt that if he spends his whole life in such a stupid way, then this life is really meaningless.
Xiao He likes to practice martial arts, likes games, and likes to study psychology.
Perhaps it was because the compromise with his parents made his suppressed expectations more powerful.
In "Jianghu", Xiao He completely exploded his talent and strength in playing games, and as a solo player, he got the title of Happy King.
Although the combat power did not enter the top ten, or even the top [-], but with Xiao He's own reflexes trained over the years and talent as a top player, the combat power can double or triple the role panel!
If the gap in equipment is balanced, Xiao He is confident that he will be able to pass hundreds of moves even if it is the top ten perverts in the top [-] list.
Three years of game experience ahead, the operation awareness of top players, of course, the most important thing is that there cannot be more game information about "Jianghu" in the past three years!
Xiao He was sitting on the sofa, staring at the laptop and browsing the official forum of Jianghu OL
Xiao He murmured while looking at this: "The first batch of VR helmets is only [-] million, right? If it weren't for the diamond card that my father gave me, I really wouldn't be able to order two. Since it's useless, forget it, and get one Go out, anyway, there are more opportunities to make money in the game, and there is no shortage of this money."
Good guy! 8000 RMB Platinum VR Helmet for free!
Suddenly Xiao He's eyes lit up, and he clicked into a post, which contained only a picture and a sentence, and no one even replied to the post:
Really, I really want to go and see the rivers and lakes, even if it's just a walk.
The accompanying picture shows a slender palm raised high at dusk, as if wanting to touch the last sunlight.
Xiao He smiled slightly: "It's you!"
Xiao He sent a private letter to the poster of the post:
Hello, landlord!If you believe me, then go to the postal center to claim a package called "For a Destined Person", and the claim code is 123321.
Randomly sent a smiley face and clicked send.
Xiao He smiled: "For those who are destined, just treat it as a good deed."
Xiao He dialed the phone number of the postal service and sent the package. No matter who it is, as long as they say the name of the package and the password, the postal center will deliver the package as soon as possible.
Xiao He yawned.
"Oh, it's almost time for dinner, tsk tsk, go eat some tonic! Well, forget about adding an egg."
Chapter 2 The Counterattack of the Reborn
April 2097, 4, at two o'clock in the afternoon.
Rivers and lakes!
Beta!
Xiao He had brought the VR equipment long ago, and he was stuck in the first time to enter!
"Whether to create."
"Yes!"
"please choose"
"30.00%!"
"Please choose."
"20.00% reduction!"
"please"
"no!"
"."
Intelligent creation program: "No you MB! Can you let me finish my sentence? Is it special to treat me just because I am an intelligent program? No description of the appearance or whether I speak well, that's fine, you even I will be deprived of the right to speak? Do you believe in your number?"
"Um, this." Xiao He swallowed: "Brother Zhizhi! You are my own brother! I, I am in a hurry! It's all to blame. Yes! It's all to blame for the unscrupulous author Tianlei, this animal won't give it to you Save face!"
A certain author: "Ah embarrassing! Who the hell scolded me?"
Smart Creator: "Please enter a character name."
"Fanchen! Oh no!" Fanchen's ID belonged to the former Happy King, since he started all over again, he shouldn't go back to the old way, start again, starting from the name!
Xiao He immediately changed his words: "Xiao He!"
"Hmph! My name is so handsome, what non-mainstream ID do I need?"
Smart Creator: "Character creation complete! Good luck!"
Xiao He's eyes went dark for a moment, and in the next instant, his eyes turned into another look.
Looking carefully, Xiao He thought: "The green willows are shady, the canals are flowing, there are many places with such scenes, but these NPC girls all look gentle and watery, even the elderly can be regarded as The charm is still there! Then I can only be in Jiangnan!"
Good guy!Rely on the girls to tell the location!As expected of the Happy King!
"This is terrible! It's almost two thousand miles away from Shaolin Temple in Songshan, three days, I hope it will be in time!"
Checking the backpack, there is indeed a cheat book and ten taels of silver. This is the activation fund for the player by the system!
Regardless of the fact that there are very few taels of broken silver, the purchasing power is great, and you can exchange it for an ordinary-grade weapon at will!
Even common-level weapons are very precious in the early stage, and they can't be bought in the system store at all. At least you have to kill people from the Jianghu who are above the fourth grade of the first micro-mirror solo to have a chance to explode!
That cheat book is the most scumbag basic martial arts in the legend - "Basic Boxing Manual"!
The ranks of martial arts in Jianghu are divided into low, medium, high, superior, peerless martial arts, and peerless martial arts.Among them, superior martial arts are divided into 1-9 stars. 9 is the highest!
"Basic Boxing Manual" does not even include low-level martial arts, it is just a convenient door opened by the system for players to adapt to martial arts.
As for the realm of martial arts, the current realm classification given by the official website is from 1 to 9, and after the 9th level, it is Dzogchen!
Of course, as a reborn person, Xiao He must know more than this information, at least, after Dzogchen, there is another realm called Grand Master Realm!Mighty beat Dzogchen by a few blocks!
The nine-star high-level martial arts of the master realm, and the peerless martial arts of the Dzogchen, can fight back and forth!
Xiao He clapped his hands on the boxing score, and the boxing score scattered into stars and sprinkled on Xiao He's body.
The system prompts: "Learn the "Basic Boxing Manual", the current state - level 0."
"Hey, what a master, what a peerless world, let's practice this rubbish first, otherwise God knows if we can break into Songshan Mountain."
There are more and more players appearing around, and it won't be long before the player's footprints will be all over Jiangnan!
Xiao He turned his head and stared at a prosperous mansion in the distance, thinking in his heart: "Murong Family, Murong Xian? See you again, this time I won't let you overwhelm me every time!"
Xiao He turned around and went straight to the horse market.
"Boss! Bring me a horse!"
"Ouch!" The owner of the horse market was in his forties, his face was beaming with joy when he heard this, and his mouth was about to burst into laughter with a warm and hospitable look:
"Hehe, young man! What kind of horse do you always need? I have a top-quality hard-earned BMW here! It can travel thousands of miles a day and eight hundred nights! Only 10 taels of gold!"
"Ahem!" Although I knew the price a long time ago, I was still choked up when I heard this figure, "Boss, look at me, I have such a breeze, can I afford a hard-earned BMW?"
"A bald horse with a genetically incomplete second-rate hair loss, no bargaining at ten taels!"
As soon as he heard that he had no money, Boss Ma immediately changed his face. He didn't even want to look at Xiao He any more. After saying this, he turned around and went to brush his bloody BMW.
Xiao He was stunned, and thought: "I rely on being so realistic? The promised customer is God? Today's service attitude is simply a scum in the business world! I want to report it and forget it, let's keep my breath warm."
Without further ado, Xiao He threw out ten taels of silver, and took away the genetically incomplete, hairless, bald horse.
The genetically incomplete second-class horse with hair loss and baldness: According to legend, the offspring of the second-class horse with genetic defects and the hair-loss bald horse can be called the congenital imbecile in the horse world. The only thing worthy of praise is that it can run wildly for three days in a row!
Xiao He knew the attributes of this horse, it could indeed run wildly for three days, and the speed was not too slow, but this Ma Taier didn't know his own ability, and running wildly for three days would force him to run to death.
But in this way, it would be no problem to arrive at Songshan Mountain in three days!
Xiao He gripped the rein tightly, pulled his hands together, turned on the horse beautifully, and then...
Well, then fell off the horse.
It's not because Xiao He is not good at equestrian skills, but because of this genetically incomplete second-hand hairless and bald horse.
Hair loss, it's normal to lose hair on the back, and it's normal to lose hair along with the horse's back when riding.
There was no other way, Xiao He could only pat the dust off his body, and carefully rode up again, clamping his feet tightly!The horse's back that was about to lose its hair was resting on Xiao He's crotch.
"Hmph! As a majestic seven-foot man and six-foot-five-foot man! How can a little pain stop my ambition? It's a blessing!"
Xiao He slapped the horse's buttocks with his big hand, and the bald, genetically disabled second-handed horse immediately rushed out!
"Slow down! Slow down! Ouch, don't, big brother! Big brother."
friction!Between the smooth horseback, friction!
Throughout the ages, countless lessons have told us that no matter how strong or tough a man is, there is still a weakness that cannot be shaken off!No one knows how many NB booming martial arts skills are under the crotch!
The hair on the horse's back had all fallen out, and Xiao He's tattered clothes were still made of cloth, and the frequency of friction could almost catch fire!
This is sour!Readers who saw this felt that it was chilly down there!
"For the future that shines like a diamond, I will bear it! I must endure it! I rely on the beast to stop me!"
Xiao He couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped the gene-defective Erhuo's hair-loss bald horse firmly on the back of the head, but Erhuo's subconscious told it that the owner wanted it to speed up its pace!
So this guy spread his legs and ran more happily
Xiao He yelled: "Tiantianlei, you unconscionable author, want to kill me! Stop it! Ahhh."
Later, in response to Xiao He's deeds, there was a legend in Jiangnan, that is, bald horses cannot be ridden, because on the first day of the Jianghu server, countless players saw a player being killed by a bald horse at the east gate of Jiangnan. Driven crazy, sitting on horseback crying and cursing, ran towards the sunset.
(End of this chapter)
(PS: The previous Chapter 1 is gone, so I put these two chapters together after the modification)
Chapter 1 just came back and made a vote
"What the hell do I have against you? Running a red light within 120 yards will kill me! Am I really huh?"
Xiao He jumped up suddenly, and subconsciously began to curse, but felt that something seemed wrong in front of him.
In the university classroom, those classmates who used to be familiar, the female tyrannosaurus with flaming eyes on the podium.
"Xiao He! What are you doing! You just sleep in class! You wake up and yell in public! When did I run a red light and run into you? You have to sing against me in such a big public class! Disrespect the teacher, disturb the classroom discipline, I want to remember your big demerit!"
The familiar growl of the female tyrannosaurus is still wild.
Xiao He vaguely remembered that there was such a public class in his junior year, the leader personally led the team to attend the class, accompanied by the principal and vice-principal all the way
Turning his head, the headmaster of the potbellied Mediterranean looked at him in the same way as he looked at killing his father and enemy. If he had a knife in his hand at this time, he would definitely turn into a young and Dangerous boy and rush over without saying a word. .
Seeing this scene, Xiao He gasped: "Junior? This? In 2097? Three years ago?"
Xiao He subconsciously looked not far away, there was sitting there his happy friend during the three years of playing "Jiang Hu" --- Murong Xian!
Sure enough, even though Murong Xian was a slim young school girl at this time, she didn't have the indifferent demeanor she experienced after being baptized by "Jianghu" three years later.
It's also nonsense, what kind of indifferent temperament, didn't you see Murong Xian staring at Xiao He with wide-eyed and watery eyes like a fool?
Slowing down, two words popped up in Xiao He's mind:
Rebirth!Rivers and lakes!
Xiao He seemed to see a broad road paved in front of him.
If I remember correctly, "Jianghu" will start testing in two days!
"time is limited!"
Xiao He trembled all over, and ran away.
"Xiao He! Where are you going? Are you blatantly skipping class in front of so many leaders? Do you still want to study?"
The voice of the female Tyrannosaurus came as promised.
Only then did Xiao He stop. After all, it was an open class. Although the mother Tyrannosaurus teacher usually had a bad temper, but now it was an open class. With so many leaders watching, it would not be appropriate not to save face for other teachers.
Countless excuses came up in Xiao He's brain at this moment, and after a lot of screening, he opened his mouth and said:
"Teacher, I know that study is very important, but I just received a call from the hospital. My girlfriend has a dystocia. I am a student, but I am an upright and responsible man. Teacher, at this time, I must be with you. By my girlfriend's side!"
Xiao He spoke impassionedly, for a while, the female Tyrannosaurus was also stunned, and said softly:
"Then, then you go, there are some things."
"Thank you teacher!"
Not giving the female Tyrannosaurus more educational opportunities, Xiao He slammed the door and took away the worshiping knees of his classmates.
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On April 2097, 4, a piece of news became popular on the Internet:
In order to go to the hospital to accompany his girlfriend who had a dystocia, a third-year student at Donghua University, a national key university, blatantly skipped class in an open class attended by provincial leaders.
This move violated school rules and discipline, but the Discipline Office of Donghua University read its starting point and the attitude of the person in charge, and only issued a verbal warning.
Huaxia University hopes to take this incident as a warning to young couples, while sticking to their love, they should also pay attention to safety measures and exercise restraint.
Sitting in the bedroom, Xiao He looked at the news with over [-] comments on his mobile phone, and murmured: "I became famous just after being reborn, now it's over, everyone thought I have a girlfriend, how can I ask for a wife in the future?"
"The king called me, come to patrol the mountain! Watch out for Monkey King"
This ringtone is gone
Xiao He picked up the phone, looked at the familiar number, and coughed twice: "Hello? Dad."
"Stinky boy, how is my daughter-in-law?"
Well, it's loud enough that you don't need to turn on the speakerphone.
Xiao He picked out his ear and replied: "Father, I"
"What are you, tell me quickly, is the one born with a handle or two peaks?"
"Ahem, Dad, I actually lied to that female Tyrannosaurus."
"What are you talking about? Lie? You brat can do it! You skipped a public class and called your girlfriend. Hey, you come back to me, I promise not to beat you to death!"
"Hey, Dad, don't, calm down, your son has his own ideas."
"Think? What do you think? It's all over, don't you have a B number in your heart at Donghua University? Can another school get you published in the People's Daily? If the school finds out that what you said is false, you still have to be ordered drop out?"
Xiao He's eyes brightened: "That's right, it's good to drop out of school. Tomorrow I will take the initiative to apply for dropout, so as not to be exposed."
"You, what did you say?"
Xiao He excitedly said: "Drop out of school! Dad, my son has a great business opportunity here. I have already figured it out. Drop out of school and start a big business!"
"Thought it out? I want to stab you to death!"
The voice on the other end of the phone paused: "Do you really want to drop out of school?"
Xiao He: "Really, Dad, I don't have much time, and you know what Mom means, I won't hurry up"
"Forget it, forget it, you can do whatever you want, just go ahead, anyway, let's make it clear first, if you don't make a name for yourself in three years, you can go back to Chongqing to take over. I'm too tired to retire these few years!"
Xiao He was overjoyed: "Do it, do it, three years, if I can't make it out, I will come back to take over, a gentleman."
"Hurry up! Huh? Who? Baby Annie is here? Oh, I. Ahem! Son, don't say that Dad doesn't take care of you. You let me pay the bill, and I will give you another [-] as activation funds. Within three years Even if you are so poor that you run naked, I won’t give you any money, just like that, I have a meeting and hang up! Bye!”
"Eh? Hey! Hey! Dad!" Listening to the busy tone on the phone, Xiao He hung up the phone depressed, thinking:
"Isn't Annie the beautiful proprietress in the coffee shop next door to Dad's company? Huh, let's have a meeting, a blind date meeting? Do you want to report it to Mom? Hey, forget it, let Mom know, maybe Dad will kneel down on the mechanical keyboard"
Ding Dong!Ding Dong!
"Hello, courier!"
Xiao He opened the door and took the package, huh?Why are there two?
Xiao He asked: "I remember I only ordered a game helmet."
The courier had a good attitude and immediately replied: "Sir, it was written on the order that you ordered the platinum-level VR connection device for the game "Jianghu" that was officially released yesterday seven days ago, but you ordered another one yesterday, so the total It's two."
Xiao He frowned, and thought: "Eh? It seems that it is really scheduled in advance, how could my mother have such a good memory of what happened three years ago."
"Then..." Xiao He lowered his voice, hesitatingly said: "Can I withdraw one?"
"Sir, don't be joking. If the VR equipment is not damaged, it cannot be returned."
Xiao He was speechless: "Oh, okay."
"Okay, please sign for it, eh? Sir, you look familiar! Oh! The one in the Internet news in the morning who skipped class in front of the leader because of the dystocia girlfriend? Hey, shouldn't you stay with your girlfriend in the hospital? How is your girlfriend? Is the child saved? Two for one? One for the older one? "
There were three black lines on Xiao He's forehead: "You admitted it wrong!"
"Shouldn't it be?"
"I'm really wrong!"
"Absolutely not!"
"Okay, sign it, take it, go out, go out."
"Oh! sir! sir"
Xiao He finally pushed the courier out, took a deep breath, and uttered a word heavily:
"Depend on!"
Lying down on the sofa, Xiao He stared at the VR helmet in his hand, unknowingly fell into memories again.
Since 2016, known as the "first year of VR", for nearly a century, VR has developed into a powerful technology that uses electromagnetic waves to connect brain nerves and truly separates consciousness and body.
The carrier of consciousness is used in the characters of the game. Therefore, VR games have occupied the absolute mainstream until now.
"Jianghu"
The world's largest multinational game company "Tianyao", a product of ten years of hard work, boldly used "Oriental Martial Arts" as a material reference in an online game environment full of swords and magic backgrounds, adding a lot of historical records and famous Martial arts and characters in the novel.Design a brand new martial arts world as the game background!
Once launched, it almost occupied more than 80% of the online game market!
You must know that in this day and age, except for teenagers under the age of 16, almost everyone has a set of VR equipment. Games are no longer a world for young people to fight hard.
"I can't beat those young people, but can't I just sit and watch the scenery and go fishing? The scenery here is better than the real world, and I don't have to go out yet."
This is what an old man over seventy years old said during an interview with a reporter.
Today, the world's population remains at 100 billion, more than 90 billion people are using VR, and more than 80 billion are playing games. After the launch of "Jianghu", the peak number of concurrent online users has exceeded 68 billion!
The huge group, as well as the wealth generated under it, created the myth of countless diaos counterattacks. Of course, there are also many unlucky people who failed in the competition and ended up penniless.
Xiao He: "I'm not unlucky!"
Of course, Xiao He did have the confidence to say this.
In the last life, around this time, his parents gave him an ultimatum to return home and take over his parents' hotpot business after three years at the latest.
According to the usual theory, if you take over smoothly, earn three to five million yuan a year, two or three villas, three or four luxury cars, and three rows of secretaries and juniors in pairs, many people envy the life that they can't come.
But Xiao He felt that if he spends his whole life in such a stupid way, then this life is really meaningless.
Xiao He likes to practice martial arts, likes games, and likes to study psychology.
Perhaps it was because the compromise with his parents made his suppressed expectations more powerful.
In "Jianghu", Xiao He completely exploded his talent and strength in playing games, and as a solo player, he got the title of Happy King.
Although the combat power did not enter the top ten, or even the top [-], but with Xiao He's own reflexes trained over the years and talent as a top player, the combat power can double or triple the role panel!
If the gap in equipment is balanced, Xiao He is confident that he will be able to pass hundreds of moves even if it is the top ten perverts in the top [-] list.
Three years of game experience ahead, the operation awareness of top players, of course, the most important thing is that there cannot be more game information about "Jianghu" in the past three years!
Xiao He was sitting on the sofa, staring at the laptop and browsing the official forum of Jianghu OL
Xiao He murmured while looking at this: "The first batch of VR helmets is only [-] million, right? If it weren't for the diamond card that my father gave me, I really wouldn't be able to order two. Since it's useless, forget it, and get one Go out, anyway, there are more opportunities to make money in the game, and there is no shortage of this money."
Good guy! 8000 RMB Platinum VR Helmet for free!
Suddenly Xiao He's eyes lit up, and he clicked into a post, which contained only a picture and a sentence, and no one even replied to the post:
Really, I really want to go and see the rivers and lakes, even if it's just a walk.
The accompanying picture shows a slender palm raised high at dusk, as if wanting to touch the last sunlight.
Xiao He smiled slightly: "It's you!"
Xiao He sent a private letter to the poster of the post:
Hello, landlord!If you believe me, then go to the postal center to claim a package called "For a Destined Person", and the claim code is 123321.
Randomly sent a smiley face and clicked send.
Xiao He smiled: "For those who are destined, just treat it as a good deed."
Xiao He dialed the phone number of the postal service and sent the package. No matter who it is, as long as they say the name of the package and the password, the postal center will deliver the package as soon as possible.
Xiao He yawned.
"Oh, it's almost time for dinner, tsk tsk, go eat some tonic! Well, forget about adding an egg."
Chapter 2 The Counterattack of the Reborn
April 2097, 4, at two o'clock in the afternoon.
Rivers and lakes!
Beta!
Xiao He had brought the VR equipment long ago, and he was stuck in the first time to enter!
"Whether to create."
"Yes!"
"please choose"
"30.00%!"
"Please choose."
"20.00% reduction!"
"please"
"no!"
"."
Intelligent creation program: "No you MB! Can you let me finish my sentence? Is it special to treat me just because I am an intelligent program? No description of the appearance or whether I speak well, that's fine, you even I will be deprived of the right to speak? Do you believe in your number?"
"Um, this." Xiao He swallowed: "Brother Zhizhi! You are my own brother! I, I am in a hurry! It's all to blame. Yes! It's all to blame for the unscrupulous author Tianlei, this animal won't give it to you Save face!"
A certain author: "Ah embarrassing! Who the hell scolded me?"
Smart Creator: "Please enter a character name."
"Fanchen! Oh no!" Fanchen's ID belonged to the former Happy King, since he started all over again, he shouldn't go back to the old way, start again, starting from the name!
Xiao He immediately changed his words: "Xiao He!"
"Hmph! My name is so handsome, what non-mainstream ID do I need?"
Smart Creator: "Character creation complete! Good luck!"
Xiao He's eyes went dark for a moment, and in the next instant, his eyes turned into another look.
Looking carefully, Xiao He thought: "The green willows are shady, the canals are flowing, there are many places with such scenes, but these NPC girls all look gentle and watery, even the elderly can be regarded as The charm is still there! Then I can only be in Jiangnan!"
Good guy!Rely on the girls to tell the location!As expected of the Happy King!
"This is terrible! It's almost two thousand miles away from Shaolin Temple in Songshan, three days, I hope it will be in time!"
Checking the backpack, there is indeed a cheat book and ten taels of silver. This is the activation fund for the player by the system!
Regardless of the fact that there are very few taels of broken silver, the purchasing power is great, and you can exchange it for an ordinary-grade weapon at will!
Even common-level weapons are very precious in the early stage, and they can't be bought in the system store at all. At least you have to kill people from the Jianghu who are above the fourth grade of the first micro-mirror solo to have a chance to explode!
That cheat book is the most scumbag basic martial arts in the legend - "Basic Boxing Manual"!
The ranks of martial arts in Jianghu are divided into low, medium, high, superior, peerless martial arts, and peerless martial arts.Among them, superior martial arts are divided into 1-9 stars. 9 is the highest!
"Basic Boxing Manual" does not even include low-level martial arts, it is just a convenient door opened by the system for players to adapt to martial arts.
As for the realm of martial arts, the current realm classification given by the official website is from 1 to 9, and after the 9th level, it is Dzogchen!
Of course, as a reborn person, Xiao He must know more than this information, at least, after Dzogchen, there is another realm called Grand Master Realm!Mighty beat Dzogchen by a few blocks!
The nine-star high-level martial arts of the master realm, and the peerless martial arts of the Dzogchen, can fight back and forth!
Xiao He clapped his hands on the boxing score, and the boxing score scattered into stars and sprinkled on Xiao He's body.
The system prompts: "Learn the "Basic Boxing Manual", the current state - level 0."
"Hey, what a master, what a peerless world, let's practice this rubbish first, otherwise God knows if we can break into Songshan Mountain."
There are more and more players appearing around, and it won't be long before the player's footprints will be all over Jiangnan!
Xiao He turned his head and stared at a prosperous mansion in the distance, thinking in his heart: "Murong Family, Murong Xian? See you again, this time I won't let you overwhelm me every time!"
Xiao He turned around and went straight to the horse market.
"Boss! Bring me a horse!"
"Ouch!" The owner of the horse market was in his forties, his face was beaming with joy when he heard this, and his mouth was about to burst into laughter with a warm and hospitable look:
"Hehe, young man! What kind of horse do you always need? I have a top-quality hard-earned BMW here! It can travel thousands of miles a day and eight hundred nights! Only 10 taels of gold!"
"Ahem!" Although I knew the price a long time ago, I was still choked up when I heard this figure, "Boss, look at me, I have such a breeze, can I afford a hard-earned BMW?"
"A bald horse with a genetically incomplete second-rate hair loss, no bargaining at ten taels!"
As soon as he heard that he had no money, Boss Ma immediately changed his face. He didn't even want to look at Xiao He any more. After saying this, he turned around and went to brush his bloody BMW.
Xiao He was stunned, and thought: "I rely on being so realistic? The promised customer is God? Today's service attitude is simply a scum in the business world! I want to report it and forget it, let's keep my breath warm."
Without further ado, Xiao He threw out ten taels of silver, and took away the genetically incomplete, hairless, bald horse.
The genetically incomplete second-class horse with hair loss and baldness: According to legend, the offspring of the second-class horse with genetic defects and the hair-loss bald horse can be called the congenital imbecile in the horse world. The only thing worthy of praise is that it can run wildly for three days in a row!
Xiao He knew the attributes of this horse, it could indeed run wildly for three days, and the speed was not too slow, but this Ma Taier didn't know his own ability, and running wildly for three days would force him to run to death.
But in this way, it would be no problem to arrive at Songshan Mountain in three days!
Xiao He gripped the rein tightly, pulled his hands together, turned on the horse beautifully, and then...
Well, then fell off the horse.
It's not because Xiao He is not good at equestrian skills, but because of this genetically incomplete second-hand hairless and bald horse.
Hair loss, it's normal to lose hair on the back, and it's normal to lose hair along with the horse's back when riding.
There was no other way, Xiao He could only pat the dust off his body, and carefully rode up again, clamping his feet tightly!The horse's back that was about to lose its hair was resting on Xiao He's crotch.
"Hmph! As a majestic seven-foot man and six-foot-five-foot man! How can a little pain stop my ambition? It's a blessing!"
Xiao He slapped the horse's buttocks with his big hand, and the bald, genetically disabled second-handed horse immediately rushed out!
"Slow down! Slow down! Ouch, don't, big brother! Big brother."
friction!Between the smooth horseback, friction!
Throughout the ages, countless lessons have told us that no matter how strong or tough a man is, there is still a weakness that cannot be shaken off!No one knows how many NB booming martial arts skills are under the crotch!
The hair on the horse's back had all fallen out, and Xiao He's tattered clothes were still made of cloth, and the frequency of friction could almost catch fire!
This is sour!Readers who saw this felt that it was chilly down there!
"For the future that shines like a diamond, I will bear it! I must endure it! I rely on the beast to stop me!"
Xiao He couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped the gene-defective Erhuo's hair-loss bald horse firmly on the back of the head, but Erhuo's subconscious told it that the owner wanted it to speed up its pace!
So this guy spread his legs and ran more happily
Xiao He yelled: "Tiantianlei, you unconscionable author, want to kill me! Stop it! Ahhh."
Later, in response to Xiao He's deeds, there was a legend in Jiangnan, that is, bald horses cannot be ridden, because on the first day of the Jianghu server, countless players saw a player being killed by a bald horse at the east gate of Jiangnan. Driven crazy, sitting on horseback crying and cursing, ran towards the sunset.
(End of this chapter)
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